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PoliticsRe: The Broom Or The Vacuum Cleaner? by loifez(f): 3:18pm On Jan 29, 2015
omenka:
This dude has gone senile!! Lmao! So it has come down to what a mere party symbol has to do with development!

Besides, if we are to follow his line of thought, yes I would go with the broom. The vacuum cleaner has a huge disadvantage when it come to getting rid of big particles of dirts like stones, leaves and stems, but is only effective when dealing with particles of dust and sand, which are the only sizes of particles PDP has been able to get rid of under Jonathan (recall all the small time yahoo boys that have been the preocupation of EFCC under Jonathan grin)!! The Broom can be used to sweep them big dirts away. Such big dirts like Jonathan, Ananih, Sambo, Muazu, NOI, Alison Madueke, Okupe, Abati, Fayose, Asari, Tompolo, Clerk, and Reno himself can only be swept by the broom!


By the way,
I wonder what he would ask Apuga. grin

And again, is the vacuum cleaner the symbol of PDP?? cheesy
You should have included that there will be no PHCN to power the vacuum cleaner so the broom is just so fine!
PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe Blasts Buhari Again On Twitter – Nigerians Fires Back – Read Tweet by loifez(f): 11:39am On Jan 22, 2015
This sums it all up!!!

PoliticsRe: FG Condemns Execution Of Two Nigerians In Indonesia For Drug Trafficking by loifez(f): 5:03pm On Jan 19, 2015
FG still dey talk ni? If you had provided jobs for the 35million jobless youths, you would have been congratulating them for performing well on their jobs rather than condemning their execution as they hustle the wrong way!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo And Mike Godson Are Dating (Photos) by loifez(f): 3:04pm On Jan 19, 2015
How does this news further boost Buhari's campaign seeing Fowlyose has already amassed more sympathy votes to the General with his newspaper advert?
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Hits Maiduguri Market, Many Feared Dead by loifez(f): 2:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HealthRe: Bill Gates Drinks 'Poop Water' (Videos) by loifez(f): 7:18pm On Jan 08, 2015
Bill gate tinz
PoliticsRe: SSS Displays Documents Recovered From APC Office In Lagos(with images) by loifez(f): 11:16am On Jan 08, 2015
God Bless you for using your sense sensibly. You went to APC secretariat to seize party membership data collation and after many weeks, you are claiming to display 'evidence'. Why didn't you display them immediately you seized your supposed evidenceshuh Only the fools will fall for this gimmick!
Missy89:
When will the DSS arrest and prosecute APC officials if the documents were genuine and incriminating?

Why does it take weeks before the evidence was presented to the press?
Nairaland GeneralRe: N21.8b Appeal Fund Not For Jonathan’s Campaign Alone - Prof Jerry Gana by loifez(f): 10:52pm On Jan 05, 2015
People Deceiving People......Don't you ever get tired? You need over N10Bn to complete a building(not to build from the scratch Oh) Are the Angels in Heaven the occupants or the staircase leads to Heavenhuh The $10B stolen isn't enough for you ba? Continuuu undecided
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Trending Again On Twitter!: #WhyGEJ by loifez(f):
Of course #WhyGEJ......Why are the chibok girls still missing? Why is our $20B still missing? Why are Fed Govt workers still being owed salaries?Why is the PHCN tariff now higher with NO electricity? Why don't we have even a single case of prosecuted corrupt official? Why are you trying to come back? To increase the suffering of the masses? Why don't you just go to Otueke honourably rather than wait till you are disgraced at the polls......#WhyGEJ embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: One Thing Every Lady Must Stop In 2015 by loifez(f): 9:31am On Jan 02, 2015
And they wasted money in sending you to school, right? Whatever you wrote goes back to you and everything belonging to you a hundred fold!!!
nattyGENT:
most single ladies are cursed! Imagine what you would say.. Anyway, most ladies think with their channel O, thus acting like a lunatic
Jokes EtcRe: One Thing Every Lady Must Stop In 2015 by loifez(f): 10:38pm On Jan 01, 2015
Stop painting yourself in a bad light with your words....This is 2015, ok?
Votukpa:
Pls sharrap and obey
Jokes EtcRe: One Thing Every Lady Must Stop In 2015 by loifez(f): 8:13pm On Jan 01, 2015
Guys, instead of washing the ladies, create your own style and let us be wink
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Not Probe Past Leaders – Oyegun by loifez(f): 10:06pm On Dec 29, 2014
All na bobo....once GMB enters, the voice tone will change and all cabals will have to vomit their stolen wealth....only a dummy cabal will believe this trap grin
PoliticsRe: 2015: APC Slams Primate Olabayo Over 2015 Prediction by loifez(f): 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2014
Dear APC.......Silence would have been golden, your victory in Lagos would have exposed the fake prophecy. At such a time like this, everyone is scrambling for their own share.....so its not coming as a surprise.#TeamAmbode #TeamBuhari #TeamOsinbajo #TeamChange #Team2015 #TeamLetOurVotesSpeak
SportsRe: Nigeria Football Federation offers Stephen Keshi N84million contract. by loifez(f): 12:33pm On Dec 01, 2014
Our backwardness as a Nation is EPIC!!!
SportsRe: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by loifez(f):
Let me throw in some light as a US visa expert(no marketing intended). Once you are married to someone with a PR(permanent resident) status or a citizen, they expect that spouse of yours to file for you because that is their process. The American embassy will NEVER give you a visitors visa cos they know you are not likely to come back and as such expect you to do it the proper way cos your spouse is legally living there. If they had consulted with me, my advice would have been for the man to apply before their wedding, get the visa(90% chance) and after wedding they will go together under the guise of honeymoon and she can now file for him from there. He doesn't even have to come back until his papers are sorted out. This is why they say wisdom is profitable to direct and also that knowledge is power. I wish Okagbare knew better cos I super love her as an athlete...She has made me proud to be a Nigerian time and again
PoliticsRe: No Governor Can Take Credit For Wining Ebola War – Jonathan by loifez(f): 5:01pm On Oct 17, 2014
No Governor Can Take Credit For Wining Ebola War – Jonathan.......No Governor is taking credit, my darling bobo fasho only took the shine off PDP when they started using it to campaign as one of their "achievements"....and it worked!!!
CultureRe: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by loifez(f): 10:14pm On Sep 30, 2014
Truth is we need a mind orientation....We won't even realise this until this kinda posts jerk us up from our slumber! Thumbs up OP!!!
PoliticsRe: Attack: CJ Orders Shutdown Of Ekiti Courts by loifez(f): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2014
Lusola15: Funny. No one had a camera phone.
Something like this can't happen and there will not be one picture or video out there undecided
* singing, a ti roun ka nwa oh ekiti kete*.........If it is a sane climate, people will not be afraid to take pictures. My cousin who was a lawyer in court was almost beaten by thugs cos they assumed every lawyer in court is there to sit and decide on how Fayose would not be sworn in. This is the picture he risked his life to take.....When you see thugs who are not afraid to die, liver will fail you to even bring out your phone

TravelRe: World Airline Awards 2014- The Winners by loifez(f): 7:18pm On Sep 16, 2014
You have to just give this award to Emirates. They kinda compete with the cinemas.....lol
I love the ICE......

Lordnath: World's Best Airline Inflight Entertainment System

Nominees

1 Emirates
2 Singapore Airlines
3 Turkish Airlines
4 Qantas
5 Cathay Pacific Airways
6 Virgin Atlantic
7 Qatar Airways
8 Air New Zealand
9 Virgin Australia
10 Etihad Airways

The winner- Emirates cheesy I very much agree with this. Emirates' ICE makes one want to stay on the plane forever.
CelebritiesJoseph Yobo Celebrates His Birthday With Wife And Son In Zuma by loifez(op): 5:50am On Sep 08, 2014
Super Eagles former captain, Joseph Yobo celebrated his birthday by spending time with his wife, Adaeze and son yesterday. The happy family ‘low key’ marked the Ace footballer’s day in Zuma.

Happy Birthday Joseph Yobo!!!

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: These Apocalyptic Paintings Show The Terrifying Near Future Of Our Lagos City by loifez(f): 2:45am On Sep 06, 2014
dljbd1: you mean sharingan
I meant shenanigan.......a mischievous or deceitful trick/ practice. I knew what I was writing.....Thanks
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Shouldn’t Be Granted Waiver – Edwin Clark by loifez(f): 2:27am On Sep 06, 2014
SenatorJames: I jave strong feeling GEJ is behind him secretly, who will turn the game around at the last minute. I can't believe Ribadu will not be sure of his success in PDP before defecting at this time close to election. Lets just watch as the game proceed.


Note: This is just my view as an observer, not an arguement.
You now see there was no GEJ behind nada....The guy is just a naive politician who doesn't know what exactly he wants.....Someone like Ribadu should just go back to Civil Service and give his best not bother dining with these #PDP guys cos his spoon can never be longer than theirs.....You cannot read Naija politics without an inner eye.....not everyone have got this rare gift
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: These Apocalyptic Paintings Show The Terrifying Near Future Of Our Lagos City by loifez(f): 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2014
The power of imagination without projection.......equals Shenanigan
SportsRe: Okagbare Clinches Third Position IAAF Diamond League Zurich by loifez(f): 9:33pm On Aug 28, 2014
Please can someone send me the link or video of this event?

Guess the girl is tired and needs a vacation!

I am so PROUD of you Blessing, congratulations on this
achievement! It will sure get better next time.....

Keep flying our flag
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Shouldn’t Be Granted Waiver – Edwin Clark by loifez(f): 2:12pm On Aug 28, 2014
I have a strong feeling Ribadu will loose out in the end
SportsRe: Courtney Dike Celebrates Second Place U-20 Finish With Brother by loifez(f): 5:02pm On Aug 26, 2014
So good to see cute players in our Super Falcon....She is butter I believe and can rub off on other players. Nice one
PoliticsRe: APC: An Ally Of Corruption by loifez(f): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2014
You write intelligently I must say!!! God Bless you for using the brain he gave you productively!!!
barcanista: OP, Bola Ahmed Tinubu left power in 2007. He was charged by the code of conduct tribunal an agency of the FG for operating Foreign Accounts while in power. Note the offence was that he was alleged to have been using his foreign account while in Power, not because he had foreign account. However, Bola Tinubu was cleared of the charges by the same court in 2013. Nothing stops the AGF from appealing the verdict.

Atiku Abubakar: his alleged role in PTDF should be re-opened by the EFCC and ICPC under the control of the Federal Govt. He left power in 2007 and I'd rather have him prosecuted and convicted/freed than condemn him in the court of newspaper. It is even more shameful that the President doesn't have the balls to fight corruption. That means he's so incompetent.


Timpre Sylva: he left power in 2012. He enjoys no immunity whatsoever. His case is in court, let's await the verdict of the jurists. I want him convicted IF he is found wanting. Beside, he's a member of the opposition so the government need to fasttrack their prosecution.

Malam Nasir el Rufai: he has no immunity whether as exMinister or now. What stops the efcc frm seeking his conviction? And guess what? He kept challenging the govt to seek for his conviction.

Abubakar Audu: the onus lies on FG same with ikuforuji.



Op your scheme is Dead on Arrival DOA. It only expose Jonathan as a weakling and incompetent man.
EducationRe: Unilag-made Car Emerges Third Best In World Competition by loifez(f): 8:35am On Aug 18, 2014
Professor Ike Mowete is one of the brightest and finest Electrical Engineers in the WORLD. I am a graduate of Unilag and have a whole lot of friends he tutored and are doing excellently well in different parts of the world. He is a box of brain and a lecturer who doesn't teach from the books....Ask any Unilag Engineering graduate who Mowete is and how intelligent he is. For me not to be an engineering student but know so much about this man says volume.....Or do you think he is Unilag will just pick any lecturer to go for such an important competition?

oyb: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1632759_unilag_jpegd0843daa5fe1bff2e35ec26e5dcd681d

God forgive me - the lecturer just looks like hes along for the ride and provided 0 input
PoliticsGovernor Raji Fashola's Words TO President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan by loifez(op): 5:25pm On Aug 15, 2014
MARTIN LUTHER KING LED FROM THE FRONT, OBAMA HAS BEEN TO WAR FRONTS TO INSPIRE TROOPS.......

Where is courage? The character to proceed even in spite of fear. I think we will all do well to remember that Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King led from the front in the civil rights movement, so did Mandela, so did Lee Kuan Yew in the agitation for Singapore‘s independence. Barack Obama has been to the war fronts in countries where American troops (young men and women) are put in harm’s way, to inspire them.

As racially divided as America was in the days of Martin Luther King, he did not seek to divide the country and impose black rule over white. He dreamt and worked hard to unify divided people.

Mandela sacrificed personal liberty for the emancipation of his people and surrendered presidential power for a higher power – a moral authority – that made him the father of a continent and a global leadership reference, when by clinging to power he could not have been more than a president of one of the world’s 196 (One Hundred and Ninety Six) countries.

Instead of dividing the ethnic Chinese, Malay and Indians in Singapore, Lee Kwan Yew united them by his housing and education policies, built a nation, and took them on a journey of dizzying adventure and development.

What we are witnessing now is a daily dishonor and discredit of the service of previous Governments. They tell us now that since Nigeria was created, no Government has done for us what they have done for us. What would the nationalists who fought for our independence say to these inheritors? I wonder how the 7 surviving formers Heads of State and Presidents who attend the National Council of States feel, when they hear this kind of talk. Yet their unmatched achievements has not delivered stable power whose delivery date has not escaped their lies. The date has shifted from month-to-month to year-to-year since 2011. The lie was even told to an International News Agency.

Instead of boasting that no previous leader of Government has done more for the country as our Government does, Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the leader of Dubai whose achievements far surpass ours (at least for now) not only acknowledges the service of those before him, he sets new challenges for his Government and dreams new dreams for his people.......
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Insults President Goodluck Jonathan by loifez(f): 10:10pm On Aug 08, 2014
Please mention the past criminals in APC and let me remind you that Omisore{the governorship candidate in Osun} and Bode George who is a chieftain in PDP are CONVICTS who are being celebrated in PDP......It tells us A LOT about your PDP party....

Airforce1: Association of past criminals (APC) at work




Jonathan till 2019
PoliticsRe: How NNPC Is Colliding With Swiss Traders To Steal Nigeria’s Crude Oil by loifez(f): 5:49pm On Jul 25, 2014
Na today oyinbo dey steal from us? Or why do you think the PIB is dead even before arrivalhuh
The people they are stealing from are busy fighting themselves on social media over inconsequential matters......
Next topic abeg!

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