URGENT VACANCY

A property development company is in urgent  need of  marketers.

Applicants must possess good communication skills, good interpersonal relations and must be able to hold intelligent conversations.

Training would be provided but marketing experience is an added advantage. Corpers and Trainees would also be given consideration.

Work location: V.I, Ikoyi, Lekki Axis.

Two slots currently available but would be closed by 6pm, Wednesday, 13th March 2019.

Interviews would be conducted on Thursday, 14th March 2019.

CVs should be submitted to ozmerrealty@gmail.com or sent via WhatsApp to the number below.

Please call 08034060370 for further enquiries.

Social media specialist role

The platform assistant is a startup company on a mission to use platforms to change the way consumers and producers connect and interact. We are looking for a Social Media specialist who can enhance our brand and build strong online communities through our various social media platforms.

The Social Media specialist will be responsible for developing and administering social media content that is designed to engage users and create an interactive relationship between consumers and the company. The successful candidate will also be required to collect and review social media data to develop more effective campaigns.

If you are interested in being a part of this exciting journey, Submit your CV to oluwatoyin@theplatformassistant.com with header - Application for Social media specialist role

Role – Social media specialist
Reporting line – CEO
Location –Lagos
Deadline – 23 November 2018


Job Responsibilities
- Brand development
o Develop brand development strategy
o Suggest and implement new features to drive brand awareness
o Identifying target customers

- Promotion, engagement and conversion strategy
o Create social media strategy
o Develop campaigns to achieve corporate marketing goals

- Content development and management
o Generate, edit, publish and share engaging content daily
o Monitor social media accounts and offer constructive interaction with users in a timely manner
o Develop reports on social media trends


Experience/Education
- Graduates/undergraduates with focus on communication, advertising and/or marketing (Having a BSc/BA is a plus)
- Demonstrable experience with social media platforms (including facebook, twitter and Instagram)
- Minimum experience of 6 months developing content and managing social media platforms
- Demonstrable experience writing and crafting content for the social media space.

Skills required
- SEO skills
- Social Media expertise
- Customer service skills
- Innovation and Creativity
- Communication skills
- Writing skills

Expected salary – 40,000 – 50,000 P/M
Job will be on a contract basis

Interviewing of shortlisted candidates begins on 26th November 2018

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Read this on 234next and decided to share it. Will be nice to know other peoples experiences.


http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5654642-182/story.csp


Isiaka is mild mannered and soft-spoken man. On his way to work one morning, he was flagged down by a policeman who asked for a ride. Without hesitation, he agreed and they set off. The policeman promptly fell asleep, having apparently been on night duty. At the destination, Isiaka woke him up. The policeman thanked him profusely and walked off.

The next morning, Isiaka’s son was washing the car when he saw a pistol under the front passenger seat and immediately alerted his father. Isiaka came to the conclusion that it must belong to the policeman who rode in the car the previous day, so he proceeded to the nearest police station to report the case.

At the station, Isiaka was arrested and charged with ‘armed robbery and possession of firearms’. The policeman he helped had reported that armed robbers had attacked him and stolen his weapon from him. Despite protests, it took Isiaka weeks and a lot of money to be released from cell and several months to clear his name.

Akin, Jimi and Daniel will never forget what happened to them in their final year at the university. They had attended a friend’s birthday party and decided to leave at about 11 pm. There were no taxis or ‘okadas’ at that late hour so they decided to walk the short distance home. Halfway, they were accosted by a police patrol and arrested for possession of marijuana. Despite protestations, they were taken a police station and pronto, the policemen tendered several wraps of marijuana as exhibits. The policemen had stuffed the drugs into their pockets. It took their families huge sums to bribe the DPO to release the students. Several years after the incident, the bitterness remains.

Alfa is a civil servant. Some years ago, he decided to travel out of town on Independence Day. Along the way, he came across a police checkpoint. The policemen asked for his particulars. Everything was intact except for his driver’s license, which he didn’t have on him. The policemen threatened to arrest and detain him unless he gave them money. Once he did, another policeman emerged from behind a tree and arrested Alfa for ‘bribing a police officer’. He marked the money as ‘exhibit’ and threatened to take him to arrest and charge him to court. Scared and disoriented, Alfa was easy prey. The policemen took virtually every kobo he had before letting him go. Till date, he doesn’t celebrate Independence Day.

Uche is a businessman who travels frequently by road. Not too long ago, the vehicle he was travelling in was involved in an accident. It somersaulted several times and came to rest in a ditch off the road. It took some time for help to arrive in form of policemen who were more interested in going through the pockets and possessions of the dead passengers. To Uche’s shock, any passenger that showed any sign of life was quickly finished off by the police. Though seriously injured, he had the quick thinking to pretend to be dead as the policemen removed his money, wristwatch and other valuable possessions. It was only at the hospital, after the police had departed that he groaned for help. Till date, he has been unable to forget the gruesome and cold blooded murder of the passengers, who survived the accident, only to fall into the hands of the Nigeria police supposedly on a rescue mission.

Musa is an engineer. Some years ago, a group of young men robbed him of his car at gunpoint. A few weeks later, the car was found abandoned and was recovered by the police. Eventually too, the armed robbers were traced and arrested. A few days later, Musa stopped by at the police station to sort out paperwork about recovering his car. Out of curiosity, he asked the policemen about the young armed robbers. ‘We don finish them’ came the casual reply. Musa found out later that the young men had been taken to a bush and asked to run, then shot dead for ‘attempting to escape police custody’.

The names have been changed, but the stories are real. Every day, many Nigerians are subjected to terrifying encounters with the police. Motorists have been shot for refusing to pay N20 bribes; thousands have been arrested and detained for no reason; female detainees have been subjected to rape; many have been robbed outright by the police, or framed for crimes they did not commit,

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