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Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by lomprico(m): 7:58pm On Dec 10, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Definately you are not reading your bible and it seem you are the one silly here. Here are some verses supporting drinking of wines (strong alcohol) in the bible.

Genesis 27:28
God give thee of the dew of heaven, and the fatness of the earth, and plenty of corn and wine.

Judges 9:13
Wine, which cheereth God and man.

Psalms 104:15
Wine that maketh glad the heart of man.

Proverbs 31:6-9
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.

Ecclesiastes 9:7
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart.

Song of Solomon 5:1
I have drunk my wine.... O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly.

Zechariah 9:17
How great is his goodness ... corn shall make the young men cheerful, and new wine for the maids.

Deuteronomy 14:26
....and spend the money for whatever you desire—oxen or sheep or wine or strong drink, whatever your appetite craves. And you shall eat there before the LORD your God and rejoice, you and your household.

^^^^here is an instruction from God saying you can use your money to buy wine and stron drink. Shebi it your money?


There is one from apostle paul. 1 Timothy 5:23
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

lol
Guy! Drink 2 bottles for my head, no mind chicalli joor! D guy is a slowpez rodriguez!
Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by lomprico(m): 7:11pm On Dec 10, 2013
247cheapgadgets: [b]JESUS TURNED WATER INTO NON-ALCOHOLIC WINE OOO[/b]You people should not commit sin o...

247cheapgadgets
Wholesalers of powerbanks pin:2256D856
Dude! Don't come n spill ur ignorance or dumbazzness grin here. Go to ur dictionary and search for the meaning of 'WINE'. There is nothing like nonalcoholic wine.
Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by lomprico(m): 7:02pm On Dec 10, 2013
Very funny! Christmas don dey come, na so crimes dey increase, things the cost and crusades yapa everywhere all in d bid to make extra money for d season. So to my MFM pastor any which way hustle ur own joor! I go drink one gulder to dat!
Romance › Re: I Can't Jst Stop Havin Sexual Huge For My G Friend Wht Do I Do by lomprico(m): 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2013
[quote author=Circle-Of-Wilis]hugehuh[/quote]I tire o! He must be a yoruba dude with 'H' factor dat reflects his write up.
Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Make Your Boyfriend Love You Forever by lomprico(m): 10:46am On Dec 07, 2013
Op! U must be a poor fucckker!

Crime › Re: Alleged Pepper Thief, Stripped & Tortured (Video) - Viewers' Discretion Advised by lomprico(m): 10:17pm On Dec 06, 2013
Definately not d police! It's OPC! Thank God they were not roasted like aluu 4.
Celebrities › Re: Unknown Facts About Some Nigerian Celebrities by lomprico(m): 9:58pm On Dec 04, 2013
speedyboi: Do you know Josephmin Benja and OC ukeje have never acted in a home video before?
who acted 2 brides and a baby? loco!
Jokes Etc › Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by lomprico(m): 10:41pm On Dec 01, 2013
see gobe!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayer Leverkusen Vs Manchester United UCL (0 - 5) On 27th November 2013 by lomprico(m): 10:42pm On Nov 27, 2013
KAGA for man of the match!
Nairaland General › Re: SHOCKING PHOTO: Man Develops Big Breasts After Stealing Cattles by lomprico(m): 7:13am On Nov 25, 2013
Ifyjemila: this is pure computer work from photo shop
What do u know about photoshop? Everything na photoshop for una eye!
Politics › Re: Police DPO Impound A Citizen's Car For Complying With Traffic Regulations by lomprico(m): 5:14pm On Nov 23, 2013
I've said it before n I'll say it again. 'In a situation of lawlessness, obeying the law becomes a crime'. I feel sorry for ur friend.
Health › Re: African Traditional-Priest Performs Brain Surgery Without Anaesthesia! (graphic) by lomprico(m): 9:02am On Nov 22, 2013
HOLY KWAKOMOLLY!! DAME!
Really sick sh1t shocked
Properties › Re: How To Permanently Kill Grasses On Your Frontage Or Driveway by lomprico(m): 3:09pm On Nov 21, 2013
WTF! Front pagehuh
Politics › Re: Jalingo Town In Photos by lomprico(m): 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2013
Na only keke napep I dey see. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: SHOCKING PHOTO: Man Develops Big Breasts After Stealing Cattles by lomprico(m): 10:50pm On Nov 19, 2013
topsyking: Igbo man n juju .. you will always pay for your sins..omo if gay pple catch u .. u are finish.. even man wey no get breast, them dey pursue.. this one na added advantage for them
U r really dumb n stewpid! He is not even nigerian. Olodo!
Nairaland General › Re: SHOCKING PHOTO: Man Develops Big Breasts After Stealing Cattles by lomprico(m): 7:43pm On Nov 19, 2013
Fura da nono! grin
Romance › Re: Please, Which Kind Of Kiss Is This? Hope Someone Isn't Hurting Someone?? by lomprico(m): 7:37pm On Nov 19, 2013
Lol! Sucktion pipe!
Celebrities › Re: Meet 25 Hottest Nigerian HAUSA Actresses Who Are Single by lomprico(m): 7:33pm On Nov 19, 2013
Op, u don see dagger b4?
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m): 6:36pm On Nov 19, 2013
Boomark: That is how they go about spreading falsehood out of ignorance. SMH!!! For highyo.
I don talk am before say highyo dey high!
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m): 12:08pm On Nov 18, 2013
naijaborn001: Sharrap ur mouth there! What is this one saying
pikin! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m): 1:04pm On Nov 17, 2013
Rummenigge: Read your bible lad.
I have dude!
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m): 12:42pm On Nov 17, 2013
Ishilove: I think you misunderstand his intent. He used Medusa as a point of reference because he was trying to paint a clearer picture of how those who use attachments will supposedly look like when they are being judged. I see nothing wrong in his usage of a greek mythical character.
N1gger please....... undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m): 12:14pm On Nov 17, 2013
Djangocode: [b]Threads Like This keep on Discouraging wannabe Christians..

Y should u say a Thread used in weaving of hair is satanic.. It doesn't even spread negativity.. What do u have to say about Computers and the Internet u are using to Post This..

Dunno y Christians can't Just understand the Bible as it is..

Dunno Y christians Threaten each other with hell based on one sin or the other..

Dunno Y christians label each other False Church whereas they are supposed to be together.. Eg: Anglican Vs Catholic Vs Pentecostal etc..

Dunno Y christians believe that if one don't believe in Jesus, He or she will be damned.. What if Your Parents were Muslims, Hinduists, Buddhists, Rastafarian, Would u have said so..

Dunno Y christians feel they have the right to Judge the actions of others especially Non-christians whereas the Bible Condemns that..

Dunno Y They do so many things they do today..

I don't Believe in Religion..

Righteousness is a thing of the Heart, How u Relate with Yo Fellow Man, How u make an Impact in the Society..

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Bro! U r right! The reasons for this madness is simply money n power!
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m):
Rummenigge: lol. The shaping of hair aspect cracked me up. But I know God condems the use of rings(earings,...etc), wigs and weavons.
So God call u personally go one corner and told u he dosent like rings and weavons??
Christianity Etc › Re: Using Rubber Thread On Your Hair Is Demonic, May Lead You To Hell by lomprico(m): 11:40am On Nov 17, 2013
Highyo! I can see u r really high on somthing. Ur post was full of 'what if' 'what if' let me add my own 'what if'. What if all u all said are lies?
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Stakeholders To Gotv: You Are Operating Illegal Business; Take Case To N/a, Jona by lomprico(m): 6:39pm On Nov 14, 2013
dedons: YES!

YES!!

YES!!!












It worked!!!






I'v been on a 30days prayers and fasting just to be the first to comment...
















Finally I made it...











1st to comment.
Bros abeg tell us how d craze take hook u. E b like say na 1G network u dey use or nitel.
Food › Re: What Is Velvet Tamarind Called In Your Native Language? by lomprico(m): 5:40pm On Nov 13, 2013
Ukopi!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by lomprico(m): 7:20pm On Nov 11, 2013
moshino: If you possessed an iota of intellectual gravitas, you would have been able to decipher 2 facts:
1. The subject of this discuss is 'Premier League Trophy'.
2. David Moyes hadn't stamped his managerial authority on ManU yet prior to the Community Shield, and he was NOT the one that qualified them for it.

As for the 'Dushbag' aspect, look in the mirror and you'll know what a Dushbag looks like. Whenever a person is devoid of any intellectual logical reasoning, they naturally resort to name-calling, so you didn't surprise me one. bit
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Am suprised @ur stewpidity despite ur jibbrish grammer. U used d word 'a' to describe d trophy which can be any of d trophy titles being contended for in a season( u for just talk say u mean EPL title na, mumu) and 'if' as u said u were referring to d EPL title, then why not wait till d end of d season b4 u spill out d sh1t dat comes out ur mouth. (U see as u mumu reach?) And as for d dushbag.... Errr....... U r one!
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Prayers Posted Online? by lomprico(m): 6:37pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Noble.G][size=13pt]God never answers any prayers. [Proof 1][/size]

How might we prove that God is imaginary? One way would be to find a contradiction between the definition of God and the God we experience in the real world.

What would happen if we get down on our knees and pray to God in this way:

Dear God, almighty, all-powerful, all-loving creator of the universe, we pray to you to cure every case of cancer on this planet tonight. We pray in faith, knowing you will bless us as you describe in Matthew 7:7, Matthew 17:20, Matthew 21:21, Mark 11:24, John 14:12-14, Matthew 18:19 and James 5:15-16. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

We pray sincerely, knowing that when God answers this completely heartfelt, unselfish, non-materialistic prayer, it will glorify God and help millions of people in remarkable ways.
Will anything happen? No. Of course not. cry

This is very odd. Jesus makes specific promises in the Bible about how prayer is supposed to work. Jesus says in many different places that he and God will answer your prayers. And Christians believe Jesus -- according to this recent article, "54% of American adults believe the Bible is literally true." In some areas of the country the number goes as high as 75%.

If the Bible is literally true, then something is seriously amiss. Simply look at the facts. In Matthew 7:7 Jesus says:
Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

If "every one who asks receives", then if we ask for cancer to be cured, it should be cured. Right? If "our Father who is in heaven gives good things to those who ask him", then if we ask him to cure cancer, he should cure it. Right? And yet nothing happens.

In Matthew 17:20 Jesus says:
For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.

If "nothing will be impossible to you", then if we ask to cure cancer tonight, cancer should disappear. Right? Yet nothing happens. Note that if we take the Bible less-than-literally here, the statement "nothing will be impossible to you" becomes "lots of things will be impossible to you," and that would mean that Jesus is lying.

In Matthew 21:21:
I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.

If "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer", then if we ask to cure cancer tonight, cancer should disappear. Right? Yet nothing happens. Note again that there is not a non-literal way to interpret "you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer", unless you replace "whatever" with "nothing" or "little."

The message is reiterated Mark 11:24:
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

If God says, "believe that you have received it, and it will be yours," and if we believe in God and his power, then what should happen if we pray to cure cancer tonight? It should be cured. Either that, or God is lying.

In John chapter 14, verses 12 through 14, Jesus tells all of us just how easy prayer can be:
"I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it."

Look at how direct this statement is: "You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it." This is the "Son of God" speaking. Have we taken him "too literally?" No. This is a simple, unambiguous statement. Have we taken his statement "out of context?" No - Jesus uses the word anyone. Yet Jesus' statement is obviously false. Because when we ask God to cure cancer tonight, nothing happens.

We see the same thing over and over again...

In Matthew 18:19 Jesus says:
Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

In James 5:15-16 the Bible says:
And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven. Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.

In Mark 9:23:
All things are possible to him who believes.

In Luke 1:37:
For with God nothing will be impossible.

Nothing could be simpler or clearer than Jesus' promises about prayer in the Bible. Yet, when we pray to eliminate cancer, nothing happens. And keep in mind that this is Jesus talking here. These are not the words of human beings. These are not the words of "inspired" human beings. These are supposedly the words of God himself, incarnated in a human body. Jesus is supposed to be a perfect, sinless being. And yet, it is obvious that Jesus is lying. What Jesus says is clearly incorrect.

https://godisimaginary.com/gif/jesus-perfect-truth.gif
Jesus is supposed to be God. God is supposed to be perfect. When Jesus speaks, he should speak the truth. Yet when we look at what Jesus says about prayer, he is clearly lying.

If you would like additional proof, gather a million faithful believers together into a giant prayer circle. Have them all pray together in Jesus' name that God cures every case of cancer on the planet tomorrow. Pray sincerely, knowing that when God answers this completely heartfelt, unselfish, non-materialistic prayer, it will glorify God and help millions of people in remarkable ways. Now, we certainly have two or more people gathered together, and they have asked in Jesus' name, and we have not one but a million faithful believers who, by definition, have faith and believe. We have fulfilled every one of Jesus' requirements.

Will Jesus answer the prayer now? Of course not. Your prayer will go unanswered, in direct defiance to Jesus' promises in the Bible. In fact, if you pray for anything that is impossible, your prayer will always go unanswered.

If you are an intelligent, rational human being, all of the examples mentioned above show you that the God of the Bible is imaginary. The Bible clearly promises that God answers prayers. Yet when we pray, nothing happens. What Jesus says about prayer in the Bible clearly is not true. Therefore, one of two things must be happening:

- God is imaginary.
- God does exist, but he never answers prayers. Unfortunately, God is defined by the Bible to be a prayer-answering being. The contradiction between the reality of God and the definition of God proves that God is imaginary. In fact, we have ample scientific evidence to demonstrate that the belief in prayer is nothing but pure superstition.

[size=13pt]Understanding the Rationalizations[/size]
A favorite Christian rationalization for why God does not answer our prayer to eliminate cancer is because "it would take away free will." The logic: If you pray and God answers your prayer, then God would have revealed himself to you, and you would know that God exists. That would take away your free will to believe in him. Of course, if this is true, then by default all of Jesus' statements about prayer in the Bible are false. It means that God cannot answer any prayer. Also, why is a God who must remain hidden like this incarnating himself and writing the Bible?

If Jesus is God, and if God is perfect, why aren't all of Jesus's verses about prayer true? Was Jesus exagerating? Was he fibbing? If Jesus is perfect, why wouldn't he speak the truth? Why doesn't a prayer to cure cancer worldwide tomorrow work?

Believers have many different ways to explain why all these verses in the Bible do not work, even if you are praying sincerely, unselfishly and non-materialistically, and even if the answer to your prayer would help millions of people and glorify God in the process. They will say things like this:

"You need to understand what Jesus was saying in the context the first century civilization in which he was speaking..."
or:
"When Jesus talked about 'moving a mountain', he was speaking metaphorically. When someone says, 'it is raining cats and dogs,' no one takes him literally. Jesus was using a figure of speech rather than speaking literally..."
or:
God is not a thing. He is a being. He has a will. He has desires. He relates to people. He has personality traits. Prayer is a fancy word for talking to God. God, who knows everything, even before we say it, knows the difference between our thoughts and wishes, and when we are actually addressing him. He hears our prayers and responds. His responses are based on his personal decisions. We cannot predict how he will respond to our prayers.

The primary problem with these rationalizations is that they miss the point. The fact is that God never answers any prayers, as discussed here. Going one step further, the problem is that all of these rationalizations miss two other important points:

God is supposed to be an all-powerful, all-knowing, perfect being.
The statement, "Nothing will be impossible for you", along with the other Bible verses quoted above, are false. The fact is, lots of things are impossible for you. If a perfect being is going to make statements about how prayer works in the Bible, then three things are certain:

1) He would speak clearly,
2) he would say what he means, and
3) he would speak the truth. That is what "being perfect" is all about. A perfect, all-knowing God would know that people would be reading the Bible 2,000 years later, and therefore he would not use first-century idioms (he would say what he means). He would know that normal people will be reading the Bible and interpreting it in normal ways, so he would speak in such a way as to avoid mis-interpretation (he would speak clearly). He would know that when you say, "Nothing will be impossible for you", that what it means is, "Nothing will be impossible for you" and he would make sure that the statement "Nothing will be impossible for you" is accurate (he would speak the truth). If God says it, it should be true -- otherwise he is not perfect.

Unfortunately, the fact is that thousands of things are impossible for you no matter how much you pray, and no one (including Jesus) has ever moved a mountain.

In order to see the truth, you need to accept the fact that all of the above verses are wrong. The fact is, God does not answer prayers. The reason why God does not answer your prayers is simple: God is imaginary.

Proof 2 is my next post..[/quote]U get cancer?
Science/Technology › Re: Is It Advisable To Buy Flash Drives Of Higher Storage Capacity? by lomprico(m): 10:40am On Nov 11, 2013
D flash is bad! If I may guess its only d document files that remain, d programme files r d ones dissapearing. I use a 32gig flash n I don't have any issue. Go fo original drives made by scandisk, sony, kingston, transend
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by lomprico(m): 10:28am On Nov 11, 2013
moshino: The word is BOUND, NOT BOND!

Tell me the last season they played without FERGIE!, and tell me the last time Moyes won a trophy!


Err! The last tym we played without fergie was on 10-11-13. And d last tyme Moyes won a trophy was 11-08-13 (community shield remember?)
Dushbag!!

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