₦airaland Forum

2014 Range Rover Sport does not look like that!

Nasty old woman. A naira was more valuable than a dollar in 1969 but for sake of argument lets say it was a dollar to a naira. 1 dollar in 1969 is 7.2 dollars today so what she really owes is 7.2 x 1.5 dollars x 445 which is about 4500 naira and that is very very modest. Wicked woman. Whats anyone supposed to buy with 1.5 naira? I guess na cruise sha.

Labadi69:
It ain’t safe out there. Especially the poorer neighborhoods where many Nigerians can afford to live in. I don’t ever go near SE when in Jand. It’s a big No No fam. One can just be passing and minding their own business and get attacked if you happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. God help you if you chyke babe wey gang boy get eyes for. Yeah bro I will stay in Naija

Wait o, I go to 805 in Peckham. That’s SE. Right? I Oh well

Don’t know when last you been here but Peckham, Hackney all those core SE places have changed. You think rent or Mortgage is cheap there right? Think again. So your talk about Nigerians being able to afford to live there is totally wrong. Nigerians now mostly live in Kent and Essex. Plus Nigerians in this country are not poor. Far from it. Anyway my point is its still much much safer than Nigeria. Serious crimes are mostly always solved with a success rate of 90% or more. How can you even compare?

Labadi69:
SE London with all those gangs stabbing people up and down. No thanks but I’d rather stay in Naija

which gangs stabbing people? Gangs stabbing other gangsters and you think its an issue because EVERY single murder gets reported in the media. Weird if you think the murder rate in SE London is even anywhere close to the anywhere in Nigeria. Yeah stay in Nigeria please.

Anyone who wants a Nigerian feeling whilst living in a western country should come to the UK. Trust me you won’t miss Naija 1 bit especially if you’re Yoruba. London is basically an extension of Lagos these days especially SouthEast London.

Nigerian army that can’t take on boko haram wants to take on Israel? I’m sure this is a joke though. No matter who you support its suicidal to think the Nigerian Army is capable of anything. I’m not even convinced NA can take on Hamas.

moneyshop:
You can find them on Netflix

Thanks but I cannot find this movie on netflix. Can you?

Hi All, I have been trying to watch the 76 Movie (Rita Dominic & Ramsey Noah) and just cannot find it anywhere. No even Amazon. I don’t mind paying for a soft or hard copy (if you will post to me in the UK). Please contact me if you can help with this. Thanks.

Carribean woman are generally like that (I disagree with the fashion part as Nigerians are way more fashionable)- I have a daughter with a Carribean woman so I know first hand. Carribean people (men and women) are notorious serial cheats though. They will cheat on you with any and everyone. Doesn’t matter if that person is your friend, brother or even father!! Worst part is they see nothing wrong with it and as such will make no real effort to even hide it.

FreeIgbos:
The more you open your putrid smelling orifice, the more you expose how re.tar.ded and foolish you are.

You're such a primitive village man who thinks that entering an airplane is such a big deal, such an idiot! An airplane is a mode of transportation just like vehicles and trains, so being able to enter an airplane doesn't mean you're not a fool.

Yes, Nigerians are respected worldwide where their skills are valued. Where they entrench merit to ensure that only the best are allowed to manage affairs but here in this appology of a country, what do we have except killings, destruction, mediocrity, putting in place terrorists like Pantami in top positions and massive corruption!

Yes, your posts reek of pathetic unity begging!

You're a re.tar.ded and deluded fool.

coward use your real handle. I’m using mine. I don’t respond to cowards. I’ve given people money here igbos like you that know my real name and ID but I got nothing to fear mate. I’m a humanist. Don’t quote me again okay? Dirty loser. Use your real handle and meet me at MMA in June.

Use your normal nairaland handle coward. Idiot hiding behind a fake handle to spew rubbish. Gutter swine. My point is I’m not a religious, race or ethinic bigot coward like yourself. I’m a humanist and every human life is sacred to me. Every human life is sacred you stupid coward.

FreeIgbos:
Another special adviser on Igbo affairs
Wow, look at the love they're showing Igbos all of a sudden, the same Igbos they love to hate

I can only shake my head at the part in bold. Please desist from smoking whatever that is getting you high to the extent you write such ridiculous things. "Nigeria is a great country respected worldwide" Really?!

coward only registered yesterday but encouraging violence. Show your face coward. I have given Hausa people money here, Igbo people money here, Yoruba People money here. I have nothing to hide. Like I said if you are not prepared to carry a gun yourself then fukk you for encouraging others you stupid idiot.

FreeIgbos:
Another special adviser on Igbo affairs
Wow, look at the love they're showing Igbos all of a sudden, the same Igbos they love to hate

I can only shake my head at the part in bold. Please desist from smoking whatever that is getting you high to the extent you write such ridiculous things. "Nigeria is a great country respected worldwide" Really?!

Number 1, I dont smoke you idiot. Number 2, if you never seen inside an airplane don’t talk to me you Idiot. Number 3, Yes Nigerians are respected worldwide for our skills, die hard spirit , social skills and education level you idiot.
Number 4, where did you see in my write up supporting 1 Nigeria You Fukking Idiot!!

As a Nigerian with marital connections with all major tribes this really really saddens me. I am Yoruba and I have Hausa and Igbo in laws. Personally, I do not care what tribe, religion or race you are; if you are good to me I will be good to you. Simple as. So, my take? I agree Igbos have been treated unfairly but of course that is what happens when you fight a war and LOSE. Nigeria is a great country respected Worldwide (dont believe the rubbish you read in the news). Ordinarily saying you are Nigerian opens doors whether out of intrigue I do not know. I also agree that we will and could do well separately. This bloodshed is so so so unnecessary. And for those in foreign countries cheering the violence, God is watching you. I have no vested interest in the unity or disunity of Nigeria but violence is never ever the answer. Unless you are prepared to carry a gun yourself then dont ask others to die on your behalf.

Just need to add please no one should contact me again. I have had loads of people contact me since this post to request 1 financial help or the other 1 of whom I already obliged apart from op. Please I wish I could help everyone but it’s impossible for me.

https://www.nairaland.com/6512955/frustrated-soul-like-mine

This was your post and you said you’d pay back double. Agreed I said it was a gift and not to pay back but you coming with another sob story shows me clearly you either planned not to pay anyone back or you simply do not have the means to. Its very deceptive. Next time be honest about your intentions and someone who will help you will still help you. Good luck

purehearttt:
not so sir please check your email sir. am very greatful for the help you rendered to me God bless you. The reason you're still seeing my post is am trying to raise money to cure my testicles. I have been in this pain for 8years now its killing me slowly and very painful. I have been complaining about it since the beginning of my post on Nairaland. Thank you so much.

I am only basing my assertion on what you said i.e you need money to pay for your business. You asked for an exact amount and I gave you that exact amount so I’m surprised to see you begging again. This clearly demonstrates to me that you had no intention of paying anything back even though you said you would pay back double. Smh again.

purehearttt:
how can a man fall to the point he can't even afford a meal anymore?
how can a ma be without a single family or friends to back me up.
will I ever stand on my feets again?
how long will I be able to bear this ?
why did everything turn out so bad for me ?
am into shame poverty and problem.
where will I meet someone to back me up and stand on my feet and start my business again?
in this time of need who will provide love and value of life to me.
I'm lost I need support.
I'm looking forward to meet someone who will help me with 20k to continue my business and be myself again.
i need someone to help me raise 20k for my business please. I tried loan application but am only eligible for 5k which the interest rate will be 3000 naira. meaning I will be paying 8k in 2weeks.
I sincerely need a hand may God help us all.

I normally would not do this but you are the kind of person that makes people not help others again due to so many lies. Last week you posted a similar topic threatening suicide. You asked for someone to loan you 20k and you would double it. I took pity on you, messaged you and sent you 20k and asked you to take it as a gift i.e no need to pay back but this week again you are back with same sob story. Is this some sort of job for you? SMH

light099:
What was he thinking?

I think I once heard that Porn and Forex markets are the largest markets in the world, but one confusion I have is, how do people get money from porn where there are free porns everywhere? Are there still freaks who pay for porn when they can get it free? More-less a Nigeria porn when people get free porns online?
I've always concluded this guy uses porn as coverup, I think he's into G+ and he uses voodoo on those ladies.

But who the fvxk still pays for porns nowadays? Anyway, all these rich perverted white men, and I wont be surprised our thiefing politicians could be squandering millions of Naira on sexchats with pòrnstars.

Porn sites don’t just generate income from customer subscription but from adverts too. Nairaland doesn’t charge users so how do you suppose he makes money?

lilliesboy:
Lie! Some "credible" organizations do make use of Google Doc in collecting data from applicants.

Don’t be daft, google doc is an opensource platform thats not secure CREDIBLE organisation will use that to collect data. If a company cannot afford to pay for their own domain or tool to securely collect data then they are not credible!! Just because someone cannot scam you simply by knowing your account number and BVN alone does not mean its not a prelude to scam. Its called social engineering where the scammers get information on a victim piece by piece till they form a whole picture. Don’t ever call a stranger online a liar again, I’ve merely started what I know for a fact as I work in IT security. Mannerless fool!!

Of course its a scam. No credible organisation will ask you to complete a document on google docs. Its like using a free email account such as yahoo or gmail.

Not sure what the outrage is about here as she’s wearing denim hot pants unless my eyes are deceiving me?

You know how I know this is a made up story? Because you claimed this happened as soon as you told her you got the sack. No be the day you get sack you go go broke. Even people who live from payday to payday will still be okay for a month and typical gold digger will wait and spend that too before she starts changing her behaviour. Don’t believe this story one bit.

gregyboy:
A yoruba muslim coming to lick the ass of a northern man again so bad amotekun can never be achieved

I’m a Christian you idiot. What does the bible teach? Tolerance i.e turn the other cheek. Because I’m saying stop arguing I’m licking ass? And let me school you majority of Yorubas are Christians especially the youths some of whom may actually have been born into Moslem homes.

zelgiusdigby:
LMAO! You think other northerners will turn against fulanis? you think hausas will turn against fulanis? small fry have you ever been to the north? how ignorant can you people be? You the middle beltans and all others who conspire against the north are a pack of bums. You cant do sh-t. Like i said, Jesus wont be able to save you from us. You should all kiss our feet. Bow in the presence of people superior to you.

I’m yoruba and I’m not interested in this argument but I just had to comment man never seen this level of grammar from a Northerner before not even those in the Nigerian High Commission here in London (the only place you find Northerners here). Completely changed my perception tbh. Can you all just stop arguing online. This pointless stereotype argument is not healthy. There are good people and bad people of every tribe and you judge people based on their own character not something they had no choice in i.e the tribe they were born into.

Both camps are correct in a way. Beyonce is richer but Taylor Swift has earned more in recent years. I don’t think Taylor Swift would say she’s a bigger star though. Its like comparing Tuface to Burna boy..

I don’t understand why everyone thinks this is a lie. I’m not saying if this is a lie or not but I know its 100% possible. How do I know this? Because its happened to me both as victim and perpetrator. Nearly every cheating married woman or in a serious relationship its the cheating woman that actually makes the move. Guys generally leave married or women in serious relationships alone. @ poster you are on the right track but I think you need to have another conversation with this woman and let her know you will never be interested but also make it known you will not inform her husband under any circumstances as long as she leaves you alone. This is important so she doesn't panic and make up stories to her husband in an attempt to beat you to it. Good luck.

Totally unnecessary and will not achieve anything. I once did this , though in private, but never again. The girl will never ever ever regard you again and even if she does agree to continue the relationship it will be out of pity. Better to walk away from a relationship with your pride intact.

lighternote:
What the hell are you saying
Can't you see her creative prowess
Most exceptional creative talents ain't good with inter-human relationships. Get that into your thick skull.
Abeg, this is just an inconsequential curve in the growth phase of OP. Let her move on, jare.

you must be a forking basterd for quoting me to insult me. O ya were ni? White-Collar job i.e work in a forking office you dumbo. Did you hear me say she wasn’t talented? Idiot,baba e ni thick skull.

purples25:
I got a job last year at a private school. I was given the position of a receptionist. To be fair to this narration, i wasn't a very good receptionist because though I tried my best, what i studied had nothing to do with my job. I did my best to get the hang of the job, but i constantly forgot things i was supposed to remember, though i always did the basics.

I did my best to make up for my defects. Being a nursery and primary school i noticed they needed help with their artworks and since I am good at drawing, anytime there was no work on my table i did a lot of artwork for events or which the school needed for decor. They appreciated it so much and gave me a lot to do which unbelievably the parents were told their kids did it all.

I tried to have a good relationship with my boss and all. For her bday we did a large card and i was the one that crafted it in two days. I even told my boss about academic issues i had and how i planned to go back and fix everything next year.

Sorry to burst your bubble but if you cannot perform basic admin tasks associated with being a receptionist then what hope is there for you in any sort of white-collar job? Sorry to be blunt but the skills you need as a receptionist is a starting point for ALL other roles.