Politics › Re: Ilorin–Jebba–Mokwa Road Reaches 81% Completion by lonelydora: 4:30am On Jan 22 |
Are they still working on this road? It has taken ages oo. |
Culture › Re: Jubilation In Oyo Town As Alaafin Moved Into Ancient Palace In Oyo by lonelydora: 4:30am On Jan 22 |
Where he dey stay before? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Any Country Doing Business With Iran by lonelydora: 6:38am On Jan 13 |
89green: But according to Trump, they have been misbehaving na, gimme another point I asked a simple question, why is Iran calling to negotiate? |
Politics › Re: RGM Condemns Impeachment Proceedings Against Governor Fubara by lonelydora: 6:37am On Jan 13 |
Wike is just capping nonsense. Fubara is Rivers APC 001 and there's nothing Wike can do about it.
Simi Fubara, please the newly employed RSUBEB teachers are still waiting since 2023. They need to resume abeg. |
Politics › Re: No More Petrol Imports As Dangote Refinery Meets Local Demand – Oil Marketers by lonelydora: 6:35am On Jan 13 |
Whatever it is, we all need to support Dangote Refinery. You may not like him, but he needs the support of goodwill Nigerians. |
Politics › Re: Third Mainland Bridge Surveillance Cost ₦2.5 Billion Not ₦40 Billion by lonelydora: 6:33am On Jan 13 |
Anything you see a Nigeria agency or government deny, is about 90% truth.
We all know how contracts are awarded. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Any Country Doing Business With Iran by lonelydora: 6:32am On Jan 13 |
Arrowhead71: Only 5% is Muslims in Iran Iran was never a Muslim Nation....Ayatollah imposed sharia rules and declared it Islamic Republic Iran used protest to remove Shah in 1979, claiming he was too Western and they demanded Islamic rule. That is why Ayatollah came. |
Politics › Re: No bill criminalising sexual relationship with married men - Akwa Ibom Assembly by lonelydora: 6:30am On Jan 13 |
Bette for them oo. How do you want an Akwa Ibom man to enjoy?
Also, they didn't consult Obong Akpabio before taking such step. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian, Nigerien Troops Repel Bandits Attack In Sokoto by lonelydora: 6:27am On Jan 13 |
Thank Donald Trump for making Tinubu and our military sit up. |
Politics › Re: 2027: Rivers LP Collapses Structure Into ADC, Vows Massive Support For Obi by lonelydora: 6:26am On Jan 13 |
Peter Obi has left PDP and LP for Tinubu and his cohorts.
My prayer is for PO to win ADC ticket |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Any Country Doing Business With Iran by lonelydora: 6:25am On Jan 13 |
89green: This is why you should have nuclear weapons and sensible allies, the US is afraid to attack Iran cos they know the consequences, he's bringing in the tariff game, no one cares I'm not sure you know what you are saying oo. US will attack Iran if they misbehave and nothing will happen. Why is Iran wanting to negotiate |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Imposes 25% Tariff On Any Country Doing Business With Iran by lonelydora: 6:21am On Jan 13 |
I don't even understand what Iranians want.
Iranians are predominantly muslims, so why are they against sharia? Its like saying i am a christian but i am fighting for holy communion to be banned.
Iran was like Europe during the reign of the Shah. It was the same Iranian people that removed the shah, replaced him with Ayatollah Khameni and demanded sharia law.
So why don't they want those rules now? |
Politics › Re: 2027 Presidency: Dele Momodu Reacts As Fayose Asks ADC To Field Peter Obi by lonelydora: 6:19am On Jan 13 |
What is going on please? Why all the polls? |
Politics › Re: Falana To Military: Release Officers Detained Over Rumoured Coup Attempt by lonelydora: 6:17am On Jan 13 |
Why do I have to vote on the alleged military coup before viewing this topic? |
Politics › Re: Army Busts John Gata’s Armoury In Taraba, Arrests Wife, Recovers 13 AK-47 Rifles by lonelydora: 8:58pm On Jan 10 |
Someone they will release and free as repentant BHTs |
Politics › Re: Ex-Abia Governors Move To Sue Otti Over Operating From Private Residence (Video) by lonelydora: 7:24am On Jan 10 |
The fight in Abia will definitely be between these use.less former politicians and Abian citizens. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas! by lonelydora: 5:55am On Dec 25, 2025 |
We wish you the same.
Seun, do giveaway abeg |
Programming › Re: Nairaland Full-stack Vibe Engineering Challenge #1 (Ludo Game) by lonelydora: 5:12am On Dec 16, 2025 |
AngelicBeing: I have upgraded this your own and I will use it to collect the money, hahaha 😂 Buy me beer when you win |
Programming › Re: Nairaland Full-stack Vibe Engineering Challenge #1 (Ludo Game) by lonelydora: 3:57am On Dec 16, 2025 |
<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8" /> <title>3D Ludo Arena</title> <style> body { margin: 0; overflow: hidden; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; background:#111; } #ui { position: absolute; top: 10px; left: 10px; background: rgba(0,0,0,0.75); color: #fff; padding: 14px; border-radius: 10px; width: 240px; } button { width: 100%; padding: 10px; margin-top: 8px; cursor: pointer; border-radius: 6px; border: none; font-weight: bold; } #rules { position:absolute; bottom:10px; left:10px; width:240px; background:rgba(0,0,0,0.75); color:#ddd; padding:10px; border-radius:10px; font-size:12px; } </style> </head> <body><div id="ui"> <h3>🎲 3D Ludo Arena</h3> <p id="turn">Turn: Red (Human)</p> <p id="dice">Dice: -</p> <button onclick="rollDice()">Roll Dice</button> </div><div id="rules"> <b>Rules</b><br> • Roll 6 to leave base<br> • Capture sends opponent home<br> • Rolling 6 gives extra turn<br> • First player to complete path wins </div><script src=" https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/three@0.158/build/three.min.js"></script><script src=" https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/three@0.158/examples/js/controls/OrbitControls.js"></script><script> /******************** SCENE ************************/ const scene = new THREE.Scene(); scene.background = new THREE.Color(0x1a1a1a); const camera = new THREE.PerspectiveCamera(60, window.innerWidth/window.innerHeight, 0.1, 1000); camera.position.set(0, 30, 30); const renderer = new THREE.WebGLRenderer({antialias:true}); renderer.setSize(window.innerWidth, window.innerHeight); document.body.appendChild(renderer.domElement); const controls = new THREE.OrbitControls(camera, renderer.domElement); controls.enableDamping = true; scene.add(new THREE.AmbientLight(0xffffff, 0.6)); const light = new THREE.DirectionalLight(0xffffff, 0.  ; light.position.set(20,30,10); scene.add(light); /******************** BOARD ************************/ const board = new THREE.Mesh( new THREE.BoxGeometry(24, 1, 24), new THREE.MeshStandardMaterial({color:0xf2f2f2}) ); scene.add(board); /******************** PATH ************************/ const path = []; const pathGeo = new THREE.SphereGeometry(0.45, 16, 16); for(let i=0;i<24;i++){ const m = new THREE.Mesh(pathGeo, new THREE.MeshStandardMaterial({color:0x777777})); m.position.set(-10 + i, 1, -10); scene.add(m); path.push(m.position.clone()); } /******************** PLAYERS ************************/ const players = [ {name:'Red', color:0xff3333, isAI:false, pos:-1, token:null}, {name:'Blue', color:0x3366ff, isAI:true, pos:-1, token:null}, {name:'Green', color:0x33ff66, isAI:true, pos:-1, token:null}, {name:'Yellow', color:0xffcc33, isAI:true, pos:-1, token:null} ]; players.forEach((p,i)=>{ const t = new THREE.Mesh( new THREE.CylinderGeometry(0.7,0.7,1,32), new THREE.MeshStandardMaterial({color:p.color}) ); t.position.set(-10 + i*4, 1, 10); scene.add(t); p.token = t; }); /******************** GAME LOGIC ************************/ let currentPlayer = 0; let diceValue = 0; let busy = false; function Seun, see it here! Gimme my 250k biko. I no fit shout. |
Programming › Re: Nairaland Full-stack Vibe Engineering Challenge #1 (Ludo Game) by lonelydora: 3:52am On Dec 16, 2025 |
Any challenge that involves big yansh and breast, call me.
For now, na siddon look I dey. |
Phones › Re: Man Arrested After Buying A Recycled SIM Used By Kidnappers by lonelydora: 4:02am On Dec 04, 2025 |
johngwain: Dss should do a proper investigation, why them no track am when bandits dey use am You dey mind them? Very useless organization. |
Health › Re: On World AIDS Day, Let’s Talk About Disclosure, Trust & Truth by lonelydora: 10:09am On Dec 02, 2025 |
Gotocourt: No OOO, wetin concern local man and condom. Odi mma. Good luck while you enjoy yourself without CD |
Health › Re: On World AIDS Day, Let’s Talk About Disclosure, Trust & Truth by lonelydora: 8:27am On Dec 02, 2025 |
Always knack with CD oo. Girls are not smiling these days. Trust no one. |
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Akpabio, High Chief Kestin Pondi, Others For Niger Delta Peace Awards by lonelydora: 8:26am On Dec 02, 2025 |
Godswill Akpabio for peace award?
The organizers wants to chop money for Obong hand. Chai, everybody dey cash out for this country. |
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Ejiba In Kogi, Kidnap Pastor Orlando, Wife, Others During Church by lonelydora: 8:23am On Dec 02, 2025 |
What is wrong with Kogi people? Many of these kidnapping are done by the villagers, not herdsmen.
Kabba people too should allow travellers have peace on that Lagos - Lokoja axis. |
Politics › Re: Fubara, Speaker Clash Over Deplorable Condition Of Schools In Rivers by lonelydora: 8:18am On Dec 02, 2025 |
I don't even understand Simi Fubara sef.
He abandoned primary and secondary education for reasons I don't know.
Even the RSUBE teachers employment he started in 2023, they have not been called to resume. Even when they have employment letters and have been posted to their various place of assignment.
Simi Fubara, many people resigned their jobs for that UBE job. Many also relocated too. More than two years now, they haven't resumed. People are suffering, 001
It is well oo |
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Car Talk › Re: My Ugly Experience With FRSC Officials At Their Checkpoint by lonelydora: 5:23am On Nov 08, 2025 |
BluntCrazeMan: This happened to me in Awka, Anambra State. (Those officers didn't know that they met with a strong-headed but quiet somebody)
For those persons who know Awka very well, this thing happened at that Military Checkpoint which is very close to the ICC center, along the old road.
On this particular day in question, the FRSC officers were also operating near this Military Checkpoint in question. They usually do that on some days.
They stopped me for no obvious reasons, and I parked one side, so that I wouldn't be seen as disobeying the officers of an instituted authority while they are on their legal duty. They demanded for my papers which I gave to them, and they checked everything and gave the papers back to me.
They demanded that I opened my car boot (my car trunk). After they finished all their searchings and checkings (they even checked the spare tyres and jack and triangles), they later said that my Fire Extinguisher 🧯 has expired, that its pointer is not pointing within the green range on its indicator.
I said “Ok,, so what next”?
They started booking me (for the offence they said I committed). I stood there quietly and silently, and waited for them to finish.
(if the officer had taken me to the back of the car early enough, and wanted to settle my matter quickly, I might have considered settling myself with them there-and-then in order to be on my way as quickly as possible,, but since they have decided to waste my time on protocols, then I decided that we must do the protocols to the end, and they won't get any shii-shii from me -- whatever money I have to pay, it must be to the headquarters, and not to them again.)
After they finished wasting all my time while they booked me, they came and told me that I should pay ₦12,000.
I said “Okay”. I didn't even argue. He then said that I should pay to them so that they can help me and pay it for me.
That was when I started my own wahalla..
I said to them that I won't give them shii-shii.. I will pay the ₦12,000.. No Problems. But I must pay it directly into the FRSC Headquarters’ Bank Account.. AND NO TO THEM.!! The officer directed me to their oga.
I was laughing at all of them inside my heart.
Their oga said I should leave my vehicle there with them and go to any bank which is close-by, and that the bank will generate Remita code for me, before I can pay. He told me that it is usually long process, and that is the reason why they usually opt to do it for the people, so that they can lump all the money together at the end of the day and generate one Remita Code..
I now laughed-out.. I couldn't hold the laugh any longer. He asked me why I was laughing,, I just showed him my phone. I had already logged-in to the Remita App on my phone while he was still talking,, and I had even found the FRSC on the Remita App..
I told them that I will make the payment directly to the REMITA, and generate the receipt right in front of them, and go and find a printer anywhere, and print it out and give to them, and that the whole thing wouldn't even waste 15-Minutes.!!
The officer told me that it seems that I am a person of trouble.!! I told him “No oooo!!”
I then told him that before I make the payment, that I need to read the content of the document which they used to book me.. He gave it to me, and I finished reading it. I saw the offence they said that I committed, but I didn't see where they wrote any amount that corresponded to the offence. They didn't even write “₦12,000” on top of that document..
I asked him how he knew that my offence is equal to ₦12,000? I told him to write it on top of that booking document.. The rule I broke and the corresponding penalty to it,, then, a summation at the bottom which shows how much I should pay.
That was how I started teaching the officer how to book people properly for offences. He was visibly not comfortable that I had all the time in the world to waste with him.
I told him that: “it is either he gave me my own duplicate-copy of the booking document, or else I take a photograph of the booking, I would print out and keep inside my archive of payment-receipts -- which helps me whenever I am doing my financial audits”
He shouted “haaaaa.!! That one will be difficult ooo” I asked them whether it is also difficult for them to give me my own duplicate copy?? And they said “YES”,, that they don't usually give it out..
I was visibly enraged.. I asked them: “How can I be paying for something I don't even know how it came about, and yet, there is no evidence for me to keep -- which confirmed that I paid for such a thing??”
I now demanded for them to also show me the the book or booklet that contains the schedule or the rundown of all the possible offences that someone can possibly commit and all their respective penalties -- so that I can snap photos of them too, because I need to know all these offences and study them very well, so that I won't commit another offence again another day.
The Oga said to me,, Oga, please bring ₦3,000 and go your way abbegg.. I told him that I don't even have ₦500 cash on me.. But I can do the ₦12,000 to Remita, because it is wireless. They told me to go and do POS and give them the ₦3000 cash, but I refused. I had to tell them that they had wasted my time so much to an extent that everything must have to be fully done accordingly in accordance to the strict protocols, and therefore, let us do the whole protocols to the end.
I then told them that I also even needed to snap the photos of the document which they used to charge me,, and to also snap photos of their main book which contained the list of all possible traffic offences..
The next thing he said was: “Oga, come and be going abbegg.!!”
I was like,, “After you finished wasting all my time.?? What about the booking nko?”
They said that they will tear it., that it is no more necessary again.
I still pestered them further, that the reason they wanted me to go just like-that is because they wouldn't want me to know all the other hidden traffic offences, so that they will catch me another day.. I told them that they should get the document which contained all the traffic offences so I can have a look at it; but they told me that they didn't come to the field with it, that the document is at their office, that I can drive to their office and demand for it.
That was when I got back inside my vehicle, started my vehicle, and dropped one parting word for them: “This nonsense you people did to me is the exact reason why nobody likes to stop whenever they see you guys on the road.. This thing you are always do to people is the exact reason why a lot of people end-up seeing you guys as grossly unprofessional in your dealings with the people,, and it is too baadd..”
AND I DROVE OFF,, AND LEFT THEM..!!
What pained me most (after I left there) was that I didn't even take time and look around chests and shoulders of those officers to see whether I can get their names and their service numbers..
It would have made it very easy for me to report them to their headquarters, without having to waste too much time in explaining their identities..
Assuming that I ended up paying that ₦12,000 on Remita, I would have vehemently insisted on taking the photographs of both the original booking and the duplicate copy which is supposed to be my own,, and I will find @FRSCNigeria on Twitter and on all social media, and even their Official Email Address, and I will continue to send them messages -- until someone responds to me.
That day was almost totally wasted for me. I spent like two hours there,, arguing back-and-forth with them.. The experience was so bad.!!
It even turns out that many Nigerians are suffering exactly the same thing in the hands of FRSC Officials... And some of them have come up here on Nairaland to tell their own stories too.. See an example inside the thread below.. 👇🏾 👇🏾 https://www.nairaland.com/7702932/ordeal-frsc-officers-car-fire
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MY DEAR FELLOW NIGERIANS,, AS YOU ARE READING THIS EXPERIENCE OF MINE, PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE REMITA APP RIGHT NOW, AND ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY.
WHEN NEXT THE FRSC OFFICERS HOLD YOU DOWN ON THE ROAD FOR ANY TRAFFIC OFFENCE -- (EVEN BEFORE THEY START BOOKING YOU) -- JUST TELL THEM IMMEDIATELY THAT YOU HAVE REMITA ON YOUR PHONE, AND THAT IT IS THROUGH REMITA THAT YOU MUST PAY ANY OF THE PENALTY THEY WOULD BOOK YOU FOR; AND THAT YOU WILL GO AND PRINT THE RECEIPTS OF THE REMITA-PAYMENT FOR THEM TO USE AND CONFIRM WITH THE ABUJA HEADQUARTERS. AND THEN, ALSO INSIST THAT THEY MUST BREAK DOWN ALL THE FEES OF THE PENALTIES FOR YOU, AND GIVE YOU A COPY OF THE BREAKDOWN..
WITH THAT, THEY WILL HANDLE YOUR CASE IN THE MOST ORGANIZED AND PROFESSIONAL MANNER.. Correct guy! I like people like you. That's how I deal with FRSC, VIO and Police, that is, if I am on a good mood and decide to stop. |
Celebrities › Re: 'I Will Return To Ned Nwoko' Regina Daniels In Tears Amid Family Ordeal by lonelydora: 5:41pm On Nov 07, 2025 |
Regina should go back to her husband and settle all Ned's concerns, and leave peacefully.
Regina wanted to put "full stop" instead of "comma" on Ned's polygamous life. E no dey work that way. |
Car Talk › Re: 2007 Ford Focus. (Station Wagon): Do You Know About This Car? by lonelydora: 3:29am On Nov 04, 2025 |
DanXTech: Hey guys. This car is dealing with me. It's a 2007 ford focus. (Station wagon). Trouble no 1: the parts are Very scarce. Trouble no 2: there are no mechanics that know how to fix it. The problems I am having with it are:
Engine going off when slowing down at the traffic.
When at a stop, the engine revs itself, going up and down.
Engine making a whistling noise.
A brief rattling noise when I start the engine.
Please I need help, I am tired 😩.
I stay in Enugu.
Do you have this car and what are your experiences with it?
Do you know a good ford mechanic in Enugu? First of all, look for a good auto mechanic with a good professional car scanner and run diagnosis on your car. For the irregular idling issue (when at a stop, engine revs itself...); check your idle air control valve and/or throttle position sensor. While I don't understand what you mean by "engine making a whistling noise", but check your air intake system. You may have a leak somewhere. A brief rattling noise when I start the engine; you may have a worn fan belt or check your adjuster. Anyways, scan the car first with a good professional scanner. |
Car Talk › Re: 1,243 Km Roadtrip In Peugeot 505 ST - Fuel Consumption by lonelydora: 9:33pm On Nov 03, 2025 |
This your 505 ST is still clean oo.
The kind of adventure I like.
Ikenna351, call me next time to follow you enjoy this ride. |
Health › Re: Fact About Men Built Like This? by lonelydora: 9:30pm On Oct 18, 2025 |
Mma nwoke bu akpa!
The beauty of a man is his pocket. Not 6 packs |