Zonefree:
God is not aware of a country called Nigeria. They don't discuss Nigeria in Heaven.

You cracked me up

Nna, I feel like tagging two babes that I know.

What formed your opinion that the baby is not yours?

Stop looking for what is not lost.

It's a trap. If Simi Fubara actually signed those directives, then he's a cowaard.

An Ijaw man should have some balls and not behaving like an ekuke dog

Simi Fubara is a heavy disgrace to the whole Ijaw nation.

An Ijaw man is basically a proud and stubborn person who doesn't accept intimidation.

OfficialAPCNig:
Gathering of idiots.

Their resolutions and deliberations are not binding on the Governor.

If they continue to constitute nuisance, Governor SIM should immediately arrest them for treason.

😂😂😂

This is the next step

Ya Kpotuba

femi4:
It's a bad habit. Anytime you feel like doing it, put dry pepper, engine oil etc on your fingers till your body adjust to the new you

What makes it bad?

Lol. Very difficult to stop

I do too. It keeps my fingers short and neat.

fineboynl:
Beans half painter N1800
Ogbono 4 cups N4000
Egusi 3 cups N900
Red oil bottle 1200
Onions 500
Stock fish 800
Salt 200
Time and curry 200
Stars cube 400

Total N10,000

Which City?

Ogbono here is 1500 per cup. Beans is 3k for custard. Red oil is 2100.

vazsily:
No be if she gree sit down! My matter dey really complicated. Things are expensive now and it's not funny. She no dey hear. Na to run dey my mind. Bcoz at the rate we dey go na BP remain for me. How do I even make her understand. She go market comes back and nah over cooking. I go the market, same thing. If say these kids are already grown, I swear I will walk away.

I think you are tired of the marriage and already looking for flimsy excuse to walk away.

Does she know your income or you are one of those that hide their salary from their wives?

See bro, discuss with her, let her know you are not running a charity organization. Help her map out how she could be frugal. Most women don't understand "Cash Flow Management".

onlinediva:
As for me, no car brand or model is BAD.

I can point to our roads, mechanics, car parts sellers, economy, maintenance culture, driving habits, ignorance, stingyness, etc. in Nigeria as the ones BAD!!!

Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with me?

If you AGREE, you can point to other things I didn't include up there.

If you DISAGREE, let us see your reason(s).

Strongly agreed 💯

Technology has improved! Barring Performance and Drivability, that new Chinese vehicle will last longer than your tokunbo Toyota.

Spandau:


When monkeys type.

Mûmû

Why should Benin pay him?

Wasn't he supposed to disappear with his mystical power before he was arrested?

His magicians should be the ones to him for that global disgrace of not being able to disappear.

Portable of all people?

They have destroyed Christianity. Well, are they even Christians?

emkz:


https://punchng.com/emefiele-pumped-n10tn-into-economy-through-quasi-fiscal-activities-cardoso/?amp

I hate it when politicians complain about what they met

Oga, all these theory doesn't work. You people were aware that Buhari wrecked Nigeria and agreed to come and solve the issues.

Why complain now?

Wike is working overtime.

Anyway, agreement is agreement. He gave Tinubu River's vote, so Tinubu must reciprocate.

The most stvpid set of people I have seen are police officers.

Why shoot a soldier? I am sure that soldier identified himself, but due to high-handedness, they shot him.

Soldiers should have kiiilled like 10 policemen at that headquarters.

decatalyst:
This is the most embarrassing statement credited to the Nigeria Army, I have ever read.


You mean a short individual with curls in far away Finland is giving you headache this much?

What if he is nearby nko?


Wahala dey oo😫

Very embarrassing, bro.

How can a CDS open his mouth and utter such?

Vseless statement from a CDS. This is a shameful statement.

Chai, what has happened to our security architecture?

How can a riff-raff be tormenting our military?

How man go dey cry?

He's not a simp, but I hate such men.

I remember my guy who cried on his wedding day while his wife was singing for him. I left the reception and went outside because I dey vex for am. Till date, I dey stroke am with that cry.

labake1:
Hello everyone!

It's been awhile I have been receiving calls from different international numbers mostly from Zimbabwe, Pakistan. Due to this, I have to reset my phone factory but it didn't stop. I always receive the beep almost every night, I don block tire.
I heard that if I should mistakenly pick it, most of my social media accounts will be banned.

What can I do to stop it?

Just this morning, I have blocked four of those numbers.

Make all man hold him side.

Who do anyhow go see anyhow!

mariahAngel:
Happy weekend people. ✨✨✨
It's a beautiful ☀️ Saturday morning, so try to give yourself a good breakfast.

So, if you could have any of these for breakfast, which would you prefer?

Picture credit: Instagram

I had A this morning, but with 3 slices of bread.

Village people o

Daniellano:
Saw this today and was wondering if anyone saw it too and also if anyone has an explanation for this.
It happened between 11:30am and 12noon.
I took this shot in ikoyi, Lagos.
It's a lot bigger than this but I used wide angle shot to capture it, it also felt very close to earth

The Op is just an Olodo Rabata.

The is a phenomenon called "halo".

Halos are caused by the scattering, refraction, and reflection of light by ice crystals in the Earth's atmosphere.

Na trumpet Angel Gab wan blow so

Joe Igbokwe is an akpa amu and an efulefu

ITbomb:
It seems she took the wrong note and couldn't sustain it.
Some of the lines are way too long to use high tone

I think this is what happened

Omo, people dey bite for this country o.

Na who no dey chop dey complain

Good

We are too wasteful in this country.

LegacyB:

How does Igbo or Yoruba affect the longevity of marriage. The school you went to did a bad job on you. Olodo

Akpa amu gi there.