₦airaland Forum

When you put illiterate in position, this is what you get.

Coldspice:
I pity this fool with head like watermelon.

What your uncle can't open mouth to say, you're the one saying it.

Stay out of their political fight, you no go hear. Until they use you to settle fight.

You dey mind the mu.mu

Why call the CP?

He should call the dancing governor, his uncle

Na wa o!

Corruption in high places.

I have been saying it that this dancing governor should leave dancing and focus on delivering good governance to his people.

Chai!

But these bikers overspeed

falakiayoola:
No single bottle of water,committee of friend

No money na

Nonsense!

The last kick of a dying horse. You can never see Kingsley Chinda on the right path. Wike should drink his ogogoro in peace in Abuja and leave Rivers state alone.

Simi is in charge but i blame him in all of these. Simi should make these people never to enter Rivers state again.

EmperorCaesar:
This IGP is better than Mike Okiro and Tafa Balogun combined

The NPF now look like a real Police Force for the first time in 25 years

No wonder their global rating went up in the last rating...Superb metric were used


God bless my country

Yes, but he's occupying that position illegally

In every rumour there's an atom of truth.

Whatever you see a Nigerian politician denies, is about 80% true.

Kitoleke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPWikDW1g3Y

If you haven't driven on German's Autobahn road before, you don't know how to drive yet.

There are legit people here. Don't generalize.

Dizzy9112:
Hi Guys, please help me out. I use a 2004 Honda Accord (EOD). It’s automatic transmission. I noticed recently that the car delays in selecting gear or rather in changing from one gear to another and when it’s eventually changing gear, it jerks forward forcefully. For instance after starting the car and accelerating to a point where ordinarily it should change gear, the car will only be making huge noise and if it eventually selects the next gear, it comes with a forceful jerk and accelerating it wont move the car or else I use the number 2. This is very inconveniencing for me.
Because I reside in AYOBO, IPAJA LAGOS, I took this to an auto-diagnostics workshop. They checked the gear box and told me that there’s no problem with the gear box; that it is still okay. Furthermore, this is something that happens from time to time. And I’m being careful so I don’t fall into wrong hands. Please!!!!!

First, I hope you are using the original Honda DW-1 gear oil and not Abro or Visco 2000?

Before ruling out your gear box, first tell your mechanic to check the "gear selector switch". It located beside the gear box. If you always drive through flood this might be the culprit.

Also, does your "" light constantly blink on the dashboard?

See attached picture of the selector switch

Omo, some people in the corridor of power will be dancing azonto/makosa now for God to have provided another buttered bread for them.

60 percentage of it will be embezzled.

Chai!

What has gone wrong with Nigeria?

I knew when our budget (during OBJ or so) was a mere 64 billion.

It is well o

JaskanFactor:
God saved you

Why?

I don't know why I didn't join their Rotary club years ago when I had the opportunity

Nnamdipapa:
I regretted my first divorce.

I’ll paint the picture. I was married to an amazing woman. She was pretty, clever, loyal, fun to be around. We had a child and brought her up well together.

I got a job working away from home, coming home at weekends. I was an idiot and fell for someone else. I still to this day have no idea why. I left my wife for this other woman. My wife divorced me and rightfully so.

I set up home with the second woman, got married and had a child.

Two years after getting married to the second woman we split up. She was nasty in just about everything she did. Apart from the birth of the child and having her around, it was the worst two years of my life. I wanted to end my life so much during that time. It was the guilt of how I treated my first wife together with being the way my second wife was behaving.

We had an almighty row and she demanded a divorce. I was happy with that because I wanted out of this relationship. I would rather be alone with the feelings of guilt for the first wife than be with this witch any longer.

Through my eldest daughter I managed to speak to my first wife again. Within a few weeks of splitting with the second wife I had met my first one. All those feelings I had had years before came rushing back. She told me that her feelings for me had never changed, even though I had really badly hurt and betrayed her. We decided that we would give it another go. We remarried and have been very happily married for ten years now.

Does my wife regret divorcing me? No. It needed to be done because I left her.

Do I regret getting divorced? No.

Culled from Quora

You are an akpa amu! Two failed marriages means you are the problem.

Why leave your first love because of a second bwrezz and yansh? Because that's the only thing I can deduce from this write-up.

Go back to your first wife, but be ready to accept whatever she did dishes out to you. It's time for her to take her pound of flesh.

Ebubu6:
Most of their young able bodied men are in Lagos, PH, hustling and doing business.

So it's always old men who can't hustle again, and children who are not old enough to travel, that remain in the villages.

Chai!
But they can be asked to come back. My community once did, and after that fight, Fulani community in my place have remain loyal ever since. In fact, they now help us with security in that area. They were warned.

Congratulations to her.

RollinTNDA:
Good😍😍😍

This is how God created us without clothe and said everything He created was good in his eyes.

But humans out of shame started covering up their bodies!!

It is a sin to cover your body!!!
God created us naked
God didnt tell us to wear clothe

He created us naked for a reason.
But sin, shane and guilt made us cover our body

Even God was shocked to see Adam cover his body with leaves.

God out of suprise ask Adam...
Why are you covering yourself

That is to show you God created us to be naked!!

When David danced naked in feont of the temple. GOD BLESSED HIM!!

You are a comedian

Biafra ga adi kpo kpo.

I say, Tinubu fit succeed o.

I don't understand some of these things. Don't these communities that suffer frequent attacks have able-bodied young men that can be mobilized to contain these kiiillers and root them out?

Benue, Enugu, Ebonyi should restrategized.

Skull mining increases with darkness o.

KiNg0G:
This is so surprising that I still can't figure out how it works as one of Nigeria pro musical analyst.

You would see favorite musicians nominated for a top category and it's glaring clear who's winning it due to its work and hit songs trending past and present.

On the D day of the event and the winner is......to someone you didn't even thought would win. Like I just don't understand, how can someone who wins a Grammy the songs are barely played in their own country just because they are streamed in the usa they carry awards to them. Is that the only criteria?

Meanwhile in Nigeria where they are from people barely even know them just one or two hit tracks, meanwhile the real popular musician is left hanging like I still don't understand.

Does this have to do with international features? Votes or nepotism. Or Is it an award made for americans alone? I would really like to know..

If P.Diddy knack you, you go win.

Ask Burna Boy.

Omoapena:
Are you serious about this info, gas is now 700 per kg?

His ex-depot price. So,.you should be buying less than 1k in your area

One day the history book will be reopened. Until they explain how "Umu" was changed to "Rumu"

Make of this attached picture what you would.

Omo, Dangote is really dealing with other people in this business o. He reduced the price of PMS and also LPG.

Dangote reduced LPG price to 700 naira and everybody have moved to his place.

emperor4love:
I just de look de guy,shell way de pay boys 400k fr entry not offshore thouggh

Those guys are either contract staff or 3rd party, and not Shell direct staff.

Leonyluiz:
Shut up and stop misinforming people. I work at total and no on or off shore entry level pays 5m monthly after tax.

For a field engineer, add consolidated salary, engineer's bonus, allowances....it might get up to that, depending also on how many days the person stays in a location.

But offshore gets more allowances than onshore.

Mammangaddafi:
No employee earns that much in this country.

Don't argue what you don't know.

How much do you think entry level in NLNG, Chevron, Exxonmobil, or Totalenergies earn? Note, I said entry level o.