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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Egypt To Study Their System by lonelydora: 6:30pm On Jun 14, 2022
For those who do not know why Nigeria's incoming President, Mr. Peter Obi (GCFR to-be) went to Egypt.

Listen...

Egypt has the highest number of ongoing infrastructural projects in Africa. A FACT!

Egypt recently completed:
1. The world's largest water treatment plant,
2. World's largest archaeological museum,
3. World's 4th largest solar park,
4. Africa's tallest building,
5. African's Biggest fish farm,
6. Africa's Longest light rail line.

Egypt has built 10,000 factories in the last 7 years, and is constructing 34 new cities.

Yes, you heard me. Go and verify!

Egypt is currently building Africa's:
1. Largest Olympic Sports City,
2. Largest Shopping Mall,
3. Largest First space research city,
4. 2nd largest mosque,

Calm down, e never finish o...

They are also building World's:
5. Largest monorail line,
6. World's largest beet sugar factory,
7. Sugar strategic crops production plant,
8. 6th largest high-speed rail line.

Peter Obi has already started work as Nigeria's president, and you are still asking questions.

Be #OBIdient and #VotePeterObi

NB: I own right to this writeup.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Holds Maiden Meeting In Egor LGA, Benin City, Edo State (Photos) by lonelydora: 4:44pm On Jun 14, 2022
Very good.
Politics / Re: Voter's Card Registration In Port Harcourt - Eyewitness Report (Pictures) by lonelydora: 4:41pm On Jun 14, 2022
You guys should endure. It is well

I am happy more people are now interested in the political process of Nigeria.

We must get it right in 2023.

Vote for Peter Obi. I am "Obidient"

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Family / Re: I Refused My Husband From Sleeping With Me. See Why? by lonelydora: 3:48am On Jun 07, 2022
Joezinho:
Congratulations... I hope he's keeping his "sweaty" money to himself too..

You entitled, crazy, Nigerian ladies deserves zilch from men. Not even Indonesian rupees.


Are you the Op's husband?

She is saying no to dirtiness, and not to séx. How can a man sleep without taking his bath? Even me sef that works in an a/c office and drives a/c car bathes immediately I come home even before eating.

That man is a dirty a.ss!

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Crossdressers Turn Up In Asoebi For Colleague’s Birthday Party (Video) by lonelydora: 3:37am On Jun 07, 2022
Sunnycliff:
Werey men! They couldn't stand the challenges of manhood, they saw womanhood is a leeway

This has always been my thought about them. Weaklings.
Celebrities / Re: Falz And Bovi Show Off Their PVC by lonelydora: 3:27am On Jun 07, 2022
TunezMediaBlog:
Nigerian rap star, Falz and his comic companion, Bovi has taken to social media to show off their Voters Card as Nigerians Get personal about the coming elections and kick off trend of disassociating theme selves with anyone yet to own a PVC after the sad news about the killings in OWO.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CeePEEfLGtA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


At Falz status he still laminates ID cards

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Health / Re: How Do I Take Care Of My Penis To Ensure High Libido And Strong Erections? by lonelydora: 10:18am On Jun 06, 2022
Each man his own wahala. grin grin

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Food / Re: How To Make Okro Stew by lonelydora: 6:36am On Jun 06, 2022
Chopchopfine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dovx_QL17RM

***singing***

Okro no bi soup o
Na management o
Soliooo....Solioo...daa
Solioo...solioo....daa
Politics / Re: Buhari Always Travels When There Is A Problem - Shehu Sani by lonelydora: 2:37am On Jun 06, 2022
So that by the time he comes back the issue must have been solved. This APC issue don fly am.
Travel / Re: Woman Drives Car Into A Ditch During Thunderstorm In Enugu (photos) by lonelydora: 2:36am On Jun 06, 2022
Conner44:
Small skid or slide and this jap econobox must either tumble or fly into the bush undecided

I should spend N3.5M on a vehicle that doesn’t have traction control? So all the fuel she’s been saving she will now use X 10 of that money to repair the car cry


Because Nigerians always say "Corolla can run" meaning it can accelerate so fast. Forgetting that because a corolla is badged "sports" doesn't make it a race car.

They alter the CG too in the name of "raising it"
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Escapes Murder In Prison, Considered For SSS Custody by lonelydora: 6:10am On May 26, 2022
Story!

They want to stylishly relocate him to a better place. grin grin

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Crime / Re: Why Do People Run From Law Enforcement Agencies At Sight? by lonelydora: 7:36pm On May 24, 2022
GraciousGod190:
I don't know if it's the right section for this, I happened to visit a friend of mine and he wasn't home, so I stood by the gate contemplating if I should go and come back later or wait a little longer. Suddenly people started running to and fro, inside their houses. One guy even left his smart phone in the chair he was sitting opposite a provision shop. Ah, all this while I just stood there wondering what's happening, before some set of vans of police drove pass the narrow street. they didn't even stop they were going somewhere else.

This isn't the first time I'm experiencing this mostly when i visit the rural areas... Advanced men runs.... young teens runs...adults run....so I always wondered why do they always run?

Why not stand still like the way I did?

He who runs, live to run another day.

Bros, next time run before askin questions. Don't be a victim of being in the right place at the wrong time
Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by lonelydora: 6:08pm On May 22, 2022
Alaigbopress:
Some days ago, I posted here about how my girl friend posted her ex pictures twice and I got a handful of advice, insults and very derogatory statements. Also at the same time I also got very few matured and helpful comment.
I wanted to apply the advice I was given here because I was furious and that could have been disastrous.

The next day after posting here, I confronted my girl, I told her it is over between us(all was a ploy to know how much she loves me). Since that day, my Girl's mood changed, she doesn't talk to people, she doesn't laugh and even started skipping her meal. She came to my house and was crying heavily that she was sorry. That has it been she know that it will provoke me that she wouldn't have done it.

I still pretended that I will never forgive her. Just yesterday she called my female bestie and narrated to her what happened and she called me yesterday evening and pleaded with me to forgive her. Which I did and You need to see how happy this girl has been. I will send screen shot of her recent Whatsapp status.


My Advice to anyone seeking for a relationship advice is not to follow the popular comment here.

How old are you? Have you washed plates?

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Politics / Re: Blasphemy: Arrest Pastor Akintaro Joshua Ojo Now – MURIC by lonelydora: 6:06pm On May 22, 2022
myright:


http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2022/05/fresh-blasphemy-in-osun-arrest-akintaro_21.html?m=1

The people of Osun should just know that they are not original Muslim o. Northern Muslims don't regard them

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Sports / Re: EPL Bids Mike Dean Farewell by lonelydora: 6:01pm On May 22, 2022
Chelsea referee. grin grin

Farewell, nwa nna

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Politics / Re: Buhari Returns From UAE Amid Uncertainty Over Amended Electoral Act by lonelydora: 9:29pm On May 21, 2022
Ajala the traveller

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Crime / Re: Lekki Lynching: Police Reveal Identity Of Suspected Killers Of David Imoh by lonelydora: 8:36am On May 21, 2022
If you believe anything will happen to the killer, you can believe anything.

As their names have been revealed, David's family should trace their relatives and revenge.

An eye for an eye won't make the world go blind. It will rather make everyone to "have sense" in dealing with others.

Nobody owns the monopoly of violence

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Autos / Re: Is This Car Worth Sending To Nigeria? (Pictured) by lonelydora: 11:21am On May 20, 2022
Zonefree:

3 million Naira, at least.

You are not serious. #3m for 2003 Corolla?
Sports / Re: Crystal Palace Boss, Vieira Kicks Everton Fan During Pitch Invasion (Video) by lonelydora: 11:17am On May 20, 2022
Very good.

Nobody owns the monopoly of weyrey

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Politics / Re: Amaechi To Niger Delegates: I Know The Problem Of Nigeria, I Will Deal With It by lonelydora: 11:15am On May 20, 2022
Amaechi, stop capping carelessly! If not, you go collect wotowoto when you lap ama.

Even a toddler knows the problem of Nigeria.

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Travel / Re: Sights & Sounds Of Obollo Afor In Enugu State: Pictures & Video by lonelydora: 5:54pm On May 17, 2022
You cannot talk about Obollo-afor without talking about ashewos and Okpa (cowpea).

Even Ejyk Nwamba sang it in his "Aja Wele Wele" song that Ashewo Obollo-afor hancha na akwu na corotar (coal tar).

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Politics / Re: Tambuwal: APC Planning To Make Ahmad Lawan, Its Presidential Candidate by lonelydora: 5:52pm On May 17, 2022
A very big lie.

Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi is the anointed child.

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Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: NBA Bows To Pressure, Postpones Sokoto SPIDEL Conference by lonelydora: 5:31pm On May 17, 2022
It is the right thing to do. Oby Ezekwesili declined and many other speakers. So

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Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by lonelydora: 10:19pm On May 16, 2022
shantti:


Really? And you think u would understand all the technical instructions the air traffic controllers will be giving u.

Air traffic controller : Do u copy? Do u copy? Tweak the alternative circuit breakers so that the electrical surge matches the inductance phase resonance

You :

Funnily, they won't use technical terms because they know you don't understand. And whatever they say, they will tell you the location.
Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by lonelydora: 10:17pm On May 16, 2022
KingAzubuike:

That's for small planes like Cessna. If na Boeing, don't dare try it.

Boeing or Airbus is even easier because you have everything on your FMS/MDCU.
Politics / Re: Tin-can Port Is Collapsing, Says NPA by lonelydora: 8:06pm On May 16, 2022
Na wa o

Which way Nigeria?
Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by lonelydora: 8:04pm On May 16, 2022
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Pilot became incapacitated on Air, nothing person no go hear.Stop playing

It's very possible, bro. Why do you think two pilots are always needed?
Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by lonelydora: 7:58pm On May 16, 2022
Any smart person can land a plane. Once you squawk (declare emergency), the Air Traffic Controllers (ATCs) take over and tell you what to do.

Yes, it's that easy.

For those saying "autopilot", it is not, please. Even trained pilots rarely land a plane with autopilot.


Read my aviation topics. I have wanted to do more aviation threads but mods are not encouraging me at all.

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Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: IPOB, ESN Beat Lady, Others In Enugu by lonelydora: 1:34pm On May 16, 2022
[quote author=Emergingnation3 post=112881950]Stale propaganda !!



[/quote

Says someone who lives outside the East
Sports / Re: Ex-Chelsea Star Ramires Now Looks Totally Unrecognisable From His Chelsea Days by lonelydora: 8:11am On May 16, 2022
Ah! Na Ramires bi dis? Him girlfriend tried o.
Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Killers Must Face Justice - Gani Adams by lonelydora: 8:08am On May 16, 2022
Let's move on, abeg. We all know nothing will happen to those guys.

The list of such gruesome kîllings is endless. An average Northerner, educated or not, have same mentality as those Almajiri when it comes to religion.
Politics / Re: Arsonists Burn Down LG Secretariat, Magistrate Court In Anambra by lonelydora: 8:05am On May 16, 2022
It is no longer UGM or DSS, now Arsonists? Okay o.

Why can't they wait to hear what MNK told Soludo?

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