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Politics / Re: See What Some Nigerlites Are Passing Through Just To Get Drinking Water by lonelyisland(m): 9:48pm On Feb 05, 2018
So they can't dig "well" in their place but will come to the east and charge us huge amount of money just because they think we have money

Religion / Re: Prophet Pictured Kissing His Wife & House Help Is Mentally Ill−Tanzanian Police by lonelyisland(m): 10:50am On Jan 28, 2018
smatt1711:
any place that has direct transport to main market

my number..0.8168908423. Chat me up on whatsapp
Religion / Re: Prophet Pictured Kissing His Wife & House Help Is Mentally Ill−Tanzanian Police by lonelyisland(m): 10:38am On Jan 28, 2018
smatt1711:
The only different between him and most Nigerian pastors is that he did his own in open , our pastors do worse than this, some do party even with there wife , Anyway all dog eat shit but if you eat and carry for mouth, na u be shit eater

Pleas your brother is looking for accommodation in Onitsha ,a good house with water ,2 bedroom flat or one room self contain, pleas phone me zero eight zero, eight seven five four,three eight five three

Reward is #10000(10k)

Which part of Onitsha would you like to stay??
Romance / Re: Guys Searching For Wife Online by lonelyisland(m): 2:35pm On Jan 27, 2018
Margy:
Mumu boi grin grin

Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult
Romance / Guys Searching For Wife Online by lonelyisland(m): 11:26pm On Jan 26, 2018
So lately I have been seeing post of girls advertising themselves on different social media platforms as wife materials that are now interested in marriage. Girls think they are the only ones looking for husband online, we guys also search for wives online.

. Without wasting much of your time, let me quickly write down my "specs" for intending ladies out there that may be interested

1. First of all, let me start with her background: Must be Igbo from Anambra state, Anaocha to be precise (nah were my people want make I marry from) and also a Christian from a good family.

2. Her body would be like that of an hour glass; not too fat or thin, not too tall or short, not too fair or dark everything must be at "equilibrium" (don't mind my choice of word, we economist tend to use that word to describe average)

3. She must know how to cook every Nigeria dish: When I say Nigeria dish, I meant Igbo and efik food only (I don't want to be eating pounded cocoyam with ewedu soup)

4. She must be hard working, so slay queens and slay mama's should stay off.

5. She must be an extrovert: I don't want a situation whereby all my kids will be freaks because I am already an introvert

6. She should be within these age limits, from 20 - 25. I don't want to marry my ancestors (don't blame me, I am just a hustling guy who doesn't want to become a widower at 40) but if you have enough cash I might reconsider. After all, oyibo them dey do am so I wouldn't be the first nor the last

7. The Last but not the least; she must be loving, caring romantic and be experienced In everything including bedmatics.

So if you think you are qualified, you can DM me for serious talks. Mind you, this is just for fun
Career / Re: Funds To Open A Barbing Salon Needed by lonelyisland(m): 5:06pm On Jan 12, 2018
skedman:
Igbos are not to be trusted with there records all over the world. My advice kindly approach any micro finance bank.
.
This guy don finish me shaa... You know banks do need collateral, so that's why I am asking the help from an individual
Career / Re: Funds To Open A Barbing Salon Needed by lonelyisland(m): 4:51pm On Jan 12, 2018
xedyl:
Did you just say Anybody??
what would I hv said?
Career / Funds To Open A Barbing Salon Needed by lonelyisland(m): 4:47pm On Jan 12, 2018
Please nairalanders, help me out. I am posting this here because it gets more traffic than business section.

. My name is Chibuike, I'm Igbo and based In Anambra state. I would like to open a standard barbing salon around my area which is at college of education Nsugbe. But my problem is that I don't have the capital to set it up.

. So all I am asking Is that If there is anybody that would lend me money, let say like 400k I will be paying the person 40k I.e 10% of the money every month for 12 months. Any interested person can add me up on whatsapp. Thank you
My no. 0.816890842.3
Business / Please Help!!!... Funds Needed To Open A Barbing Salon by lonelyisland(m): 4:35pm On Jan 12, 2018
Please nairalanders, help me out

. My name is Chibuike, I'm Igbo and based In Anambra state. I would like to open a standard barbing salon around my area which is at college of education Nsugbe. But my problem is that I don't have the capital to set it up.

. So all I am asking Is that If there is anybody that would lend me money, let say like 400k I will be paying the person 40k I.e 10% of the money every month for 12 months. Any interested person can add me up on whatsapp. Thank you
My no. 0.816890842.3
Phones / Re: Is Whatsapp Down by lonelyisland(m): 8:20pm On Dec 31, 2017
Thought they have deactivated windows phone from WhatsApp so I just entered online to see if there is anyone experiencing the same fate as me
Agriculture / Re: Cost And Returns Of Broiler Production by lonelyisland(m): 10:07pm On Dec 22, 2017
Nuzo1:
I hate to discourage people who intend to go into poultry business. But the truth is that Nigeria does not have the conducive environment for that right now.

Like somebody already said, if you don't have a cold room, better find another business to invest in. Except you are selling to people in lekki/ Asokoro, and in that case, your profits will be spent on transportation and accommodation for the birds.

And if you have a cold room, be sure to spend most part of your profits on diesel for chilling the cold room.

No country can be food sufficient without electricity. It is used for irrigation, processing and preservation. Most Nigerian Farmers cannot afford these processes. And when they use crude and energy sapping method to get a bumper harvest, they end up incuring loss at this juncture as they have no option than to dispose their huge farm produce just few days after harvest and at very ridiculous price.

Let's not even talk about the exorbitant price of feeds.
They make it all sound like Eldorado on paper.
Two bottles of hero for you. You said it all

Agriculture / Re: Cost And Returns Of Broiler Production by lonelyisland(m): 1:33pm On Dec 22, 2017
Politiculator:
You are just beating around the bush op.
Practicals speaks louder than theory.

My advice to anyone going into broiler farming is that you should only start when you have a cold room​ where you can store and sell directly to customers instead of relying on middle men. They will frustrate you because they know you must sell the chickens or you must keep feeding them.
. Guy I'm telling you.. This Christmas broiler cost price was 1500 at my hand but those market people were priceing the birds 1200. I nearly cried shaa.. But wetin man pikin go do..

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Romance / Re: Women Decorate Their BOOBS (pictures) by lonelyisland(m): 12:15am On Dec 03, 2017
Eehhheee.... Now I will knw the real slay queens in Nigeria.
Agriculture / Re: Anambra Farmers, Lets Meet Up Here And Share Ideas by lonelyisland(m): 10:56pm On Nov 02, 2017
lonelyisland:

. yea..
Actually, where do you reside?
Agriculture / Re: Anambra Farmers, Lets Meet Up Here And Share Ideas by lonelyisland(m): 10:55pm On Nov 02, 2017
kagari:


Wow if so you lucky, I believe nsugbe is where you get the college of education right?
. yea..
Agriculture / Re: Anambra Farmers, Lets Meet Up Here And Share Ideas by lonelyisland(m): 10:33pm On Nov 02, 2017
kagari:



shocked shocked shocked bro never in anambra.
. Bro I'm telling you, I reside in Nsugbe that's HW much we get a plot of land on rentage per annum.
would love to cultivate lettuce/cabbage ND cucumber
Agriculture / Re: Anambra Farmers, Lets Meet Up Here And Share Ideas by lonelyisland(m): 10:27pm On Nov 02, 2017
kagari:
Bro you cannot buy land to do agriculture anywhere in anambra unless you are in government. The price you would get would make you run for your dear life

Land has more value in the east than anywhere else most especially anambra state.

. Yea.. I know, but at least you can rent a plot of land for as low as 2k per annum
Agriculture / Re: Anambra Farmers, Lets Meet Up Here And Share Ideas by lonelyisland(m): 8:58pm On Nov 02, 2017
I'm still waiting to hear from any Anambra farmer..
Crime / Re: Lady Kills Her Uncle Who Tried To Rape Her In Enugu (Photo) by lonelyisland(m): 5:15pm On Oct 28, 2017
It's a lie!.. A freaking lie!.. That's how one woman in my area hit a man with a cutlass, when she was arrested and taken to the station she was asked what happened and she said that the man has been pestering her for long to be her gf so that's why she hit him with a cutlass on that fateful day

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Agriculture / Re: Fresh Start As My Day Old Chicks Arrive by lonelyisland(m): 7:57pm On Oct 27, 2017
Just like the guy above me stated, by nw the birds hv started differentiating between the feed and wood shavings or rice dust (which ever one u can get in ur area). So you are now free to pour any of the above on the floor.
When are u to administer Gumboro?

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Agriculture / Anambra Farmers, Lets Meet Up Here And Share Ideas by lonelyisland(m): 9:41pm On Aug 28, 2017
Since I started visiting this Agricultural section, I noticed that most of the farmers here and farms that are being sold or leased are all in Yoruba land. Does it mean that there is no Igbo farmer here or there is no farmer in Anambra state? If there is, lets meet up here and share ideas for the betterment of everyone
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by lonelyisland(m): 12:08pm On May 24, 2017
HonOlagrace:
Pls.ve been trying to proceed with my reg since yesterday after I verified my mail bt its saying invalid username and /or password... Pls.help ooo
same thing with me ooo... Right now the site is currently offline
Phones / Re: Earphone Freaks Like Me Can Relate To This Lol (photo) by lonelyisland(m): 10:43am On May 24, 2017
God bless NOKIA... can't even remember the last time i bought an earphone
Business / What Can Someone Do With A Dorm Account by lonelyisland(m): 10:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
Good day friends,

I currently need an advice or an idea on what to do with my dormicially account. I always see this site as a place where most of my problems can be solved.

I have this dormicially account i opened when i wanted to travel abroad, things didnt later worked out as planed so i didnt travel again.
Right now i'm kinda confused on what to do with the account again. So i decided to share my problems here, maybe i will get one or two ideas on what to do with the account.
Phones / Re: Your Phone Will No Longer Support Whatsapp In December by lonelyisland(m): 11:51am On Nov 12, 2016
Joshkid:
what's your phone's model?
windows 8.1... i just went through the phone section and i saw that it's for windows 7 and secondly mtn is sending it to all there ntwrk users
Phones / Re: Your Phone Will No Longer Support Whatsapp In December by lonelyisland(m): 11:22am On Nov 12, 2016
got this msg from mtn this morning...

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