Abeg gurus in the house, can someone plzz send me a direct link on where to download free galaxy s5 g900f andriod lollipop 5.0 firmware file. I have already tried Sam mobile but I don't get the registration process
Plzz... Someone should help, I really need it very bad

hungryboy:

When i hear people say Naija go better,
I say keep dreaming



The pastor is milking his flock,


The politician is stealing from the national pot,


The contractor is shortchanging his workers,


The businessman is cheating his customers,

The strong are oppressing the weak,


The employer is treating the employee as a slave,


And other vices too numerous to mention,



And we the future generation, our eye red pass the present generation own,

If i make mistake reach where national cake dey,


Dasuki own go be play,


Cos,
I go carry the cake all come keep for my house,

Guy I love that ur post, I say it to anyone who cares to listen, "if I ever become a senator or a common local govt. Chairman, I will milk that state dry"

I hv been looking for this thread just to thank Op for this great work he thought us here... I personally appreciate your efforts... Here are some of the pix I shot, thanks to your tutorial..

asadike:
inukwa?

first time i'm seeing an Anambrerian on nairaland and luckily for me you are a girl

Abeg who read this novel up there shuld plzz summarize it in a nutshell

Source or ahdonbelivit

1 crate of origin is 12bottles if i'm correct and the man stole 26crates
12bts X 26crates = 312bts

retail price of origin per bt is = N300

Therefore : 312bts X N300 = N93600.

Bail money is N100,000. Looks like this is more of an allegation not theft or else the number of crates stated above was mistakenly written 26.
Did anybody notice that they didn't state how the bottles got missing or what he did with them

Saturn213:
Both are terrorist organisations

The government should use all resources to deal with them

Ipob's case is easy. Most are hungry jobless miscreants

so for your mind now, those guys are hungry jobless miscreants. To tell you the truth, nobody is jobless here in onitsha as far as main market is concerned. Some of those guys there can feed you and your family for one year without blinking an eye lid

See op, you are still writing about someone who was duped of 47k while someone was duped of 2million here in onitsha and was told to count 5 poles before he could recover himself the people were no where to be found

3acesfashion:
Earrings are also available

are those real gem stones in those ear rings?

BumbleDevil:
Na people like you dey spoil the catholic faith. Running after scammers in the name of man of God. What stops you from kneeling down in your room, praise and worship god, read your psalms and pour out your mind to God to grant you your heart desires. Abi dem tell you say God no go answer your prayer ni.

Kneel down and pray to your God, He will hear you.


Thank you

You are welcome

Please room, especially those living in Anambra state. Has anyone gone to uke prayer ground populary called Ebube muonso, i need some information about the place. Like:

1. when can one visit Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Obimma (i.e which days are his visitation days )

2. Direction on how to go to the place from onitsha.
Thank you as you place your comments

After thorough searching the net, I came up with this list on the types of kiss we have and their meanings.

Some people here are professional kissers that doesn't know the types of kiss and the meanings while Some will say that to kiss someone doesn't have meanings, In this list you will get to know the types of kiss and how to apply them. The list is long so please endeavour to read to the end.

A list of the different types of kisses and what they mean.
Kissing is one among the universal acts of showing love. Almost everyone receives or gives a kiss at some point in their life. A kiss can be placed on any part of the body.

Types Of Kiss And There Meanings
1. The Forehead Kiss- The forehead kiss usually means that you are just friends. Depending on how it is planted, it can also be used as a means of showing deep affection to a loved one. Most people use use it as a starter kiss when they meet someone new, to express that they like them.

2. The Eskimo Kiss - It is commonly used by children and parents as an indication of affection. It involves rubbing your nose against your love nose back and forth. This type of kiss has its origin from the Eskimo, hence the name Eskimo kiss.

3. The French Kiss - The French kiss (also known as tongue kissing) is considered most popular romantic kiss. A kiss is named ‘French kiss’ when a person’s tongue touches another person’s tongue. This type of kiss is very easy to execute but it may take years to master.

4. The Single-Lip Kiss- This type of kiss involves gently sucking another person’s lip. To give your partner a single-lip kiss, you have to take any one of their lips sandwiched between yours and suck gently. If done in the correct manner, this kiss can send a strong romantic signal to you partner.

5. The Hand Kiss - It is given by gently grasping someone’s hand by the fingers and kissing the back side. The hand kiss demonstrates respect, adoration and kindness.

6. The Earlobe Kiss - It involves taking someone’s earlobe between the lips and tugging gently upwards or downwards. This kiss can be made more intense by gently rubbing the tongue in a circular motion on the earlobe.

7. The Butterfly Kiss - This type of kiss involves getting close to someone so that your eyelashes touch. Just before kissing the lips, blink very fast so that eyelashes flatter very fast just like the butterfly wings. This type of kiss is usually done for fun.

8. The Upside-Down Kiss- This type of kiss originated from the Spiderman movie. it is a romantic kiss It is also known as the spiderman kiss. It involves kissing a person whose head is upside-down from yours. This way your bottom lip kisses their top lip and vice versa.

9. Lingering Lip Kiss- This is a closed mouth kiss that lasts for more than 20 seconds. The tongue is not involved in this kiss. Lingering lip kissing involve the lips only. This kiss serves as an indication of deep love.

10. The Cheek Kiss - This is a closed mouth kiss on someone’s cheeks. This kiss can be used to flirt, to pass a friendly greeting or to say goodbye to someone you love.

11. The Peck - The peck is a short tight lipped kiss on the lips or cheeks. It is used as an expression of friendship. A peck can also spark romance between two people. If you don’t get over it, just make him/her your lover.

12. The Lip-Gloss Kiss - This is a fun kiss. It involves putting on a harmless amount of ChapStick or lip gloss on the lips and then rubbing it on your partner’s lips until they are also coated. It is recommended that you use a lip gloss that is sweet and flavored to surprise your partner.

13. Secret Message Kiss - This is basically a French kiss with a ‘secret message’. It involves spelling out a message to your partner in the in the middle of a French kiss. This kiss is useful if you want to pass a romantic message to your partner.

14. The Lizard Kiss - This kiss involves sticking your tongue in and out of your partner’s mouth. It is done in quick strokes. The lizard kiss is usually practiced just for fun.

15. The Air Kiss- The air kiss is used as a form of greeting to friends and family. It is done by resting your cheeks on or near someone’s cheeks and then producing a kissing sound.

16. The Angel Kiss- This kiss involves kissing someone gently on the eyelids or on a spot near the eyes using the lips. This type of kiss indicates deep affection and is mostly used when saying goodbye to someone or when waking up a loved one.

17. The Biting Kiss - This is an open mouthed kiss that incorporates the tongue just like the French kiss. The only difference between this kiss and the French kiss is the fact that the teeth are also put into use. The teeth gently grab your partners tongue as you kiss.

18. The Neck Kiss- As the name suggests, neck kissing involves kissing someone’s neck. Most people love doing it after French kissing for a while. You have to learn to keep the saliva ‘light’ to execute this type of kiss perfectly. Use only your lips and do not suck hard to prevent you mouth from producing much saliva.

19. The Vampire Kiss- This is a deep kiss on your partner’s neck. It also involves light biting and sucking. Some people might find this kiss not sexy, therefore it is important to find out whether your partner likes it or not.

20. The Jawline Kiss - It is done by people who are used to each other. You should never try this kiss on someone you just met. A jawline kiss is a firm kiss on the lower side of the jaw where the neck meets the jaw. It is usually fun to kiss someone’s jawline after having some intense French kissing.

21. The Teaser Kiss - This kiss begins from the forehead, to the lips and then down to the arms and hands. On reaching the hands, the sequence is reversed from the hands then up to the lips and forehead. This kiss can be quite useful if you want to turn on your partner and make them want more.

With all these types of kisses, kissing will never get boring. The most important thing is finding out the types of kisses that you and your partner enjoy.
Please feel free to add to the list.

amalder:
My old man once told me this same story

. Taaaa mk i hear say nah true

chrisbaby24:

Haha..no be lie..wen u talk say she siddon near u..and ur john thomas cum dey misbehave...wetin make am misbehave...sum men ghann...

guy u kw say sometimes the thing go just dey misbehave for no reason

Went to upper iweka in onitsha today, shoe site to be precise. To my utmost surprise I saw one girl that is weaving stove wool (the wool that is used on kerosene stove) and I thought that those things are being made abroad.

And here are the pictures

chrisbaby24:
Kai...guy u F up big time...u for forget wetin happen inside bank...just pay for her...then u scope am ...carry her go ur caban...and bleep da hell outta her brain...na d revenge for d slap...

my d**k get dignity, it doesn't bleep every gal it sees on the road

priiince:
20min drive with keke for just N50 did it happen 20yrs ago

Which forest u come from o joor

guy enter onitsha, transportation is cheap

Aroboi:
Its nt gud 2 pay evil wit evil.

so if nah u, u 4 pay?

Bilabong:
Today Saturday na Emm you go bank.

it didn't really happened today, its been long it happened

eph12:

But are you a learner? U should know the drill if you're not oo

not all guys are pro in the game and I dey form gentleman

eph12:
You forgot to post the link oga

link?? This really happened

Ladies and Gents, make una follow me judge this matter ooo


Went to the bank today to register for my BVN, on reaching to bank,I entered inside but to my utmost surprise I saw many others that came for the same purpose which i least expected so I looked for a seat and sat down and waited for my turn.


Then it happened, there came in this girl that looked like she just came down from heaven, her face were just like that of juliet ibrahim, her curves were like that of nicki minaj, her boobs were as big as mercy johnson's own and she was glowing like a diamond in the sky (it was then that I began to understood the meaning of rihannas song diamond).



She cat walked and came to sit beside me, mehnn my john thomas just wanted to let loose of itself so as to catch a glimpse of what the brain signalled to it. Then her "iyanga" started, she brought out her ipad mini and was pressing only God knows what, then her phone rang inside her bag she brought out her iphone6+ and answered a brief phone call. Next thing She began taking selfies inside a bank ( who does that in this 21st century) then the security man came and said to her "madam please using of handset in the bank is prohibited" (imagine he even called her madam but if nah guy like me now dem go begin form baddo). The girl picked up a quarrel with the man ooo 'lyk say e don tey she dey wait for the man to talk to am'. As gentleman wey I be i decided to calm them down but the girl switched the quarrel over to me lyk say nah me cause the wahala. Before I could say jack the girl land one dirty slap for my face ooo, I couldn't bear it but I had to. As a gentleman I went back to my seat and sat down. After like what seemed eternity I was called up to come and register;when I finished I withdrew some money before leaving the bank. Outside the bank I waited for like 30mins for a "keke"to come then the girl came outside too and joined me to wait for a ride. After like another 10mins, one finally came and we hoped in.


After like 20mins drive, the keke reached its final bus stop which was were I was to alight, Same thing as the girl too then the driver asked us for his money, I gave him N100 to give me N50 change as I was about to go another drama ensued between the girl and the driver. The man was shouting give me my money or else I will seize your foot wear, the girl was begging him that she couldn't find her money,that she lost it. The man fell on deaf ears to her plea and insisted on her giving him his money. Me I just jeje waka comot from there before another slap go land for my face again though I was in a position to help her but I didn't b'cos of the saying that "one good turn deserves another but in her case it was one bad turn (for my mind I be lyk " you get ipad mini with iphone6+ but u knw fit pay N50 for transport. Stupid girl).
After like 10mins of begging and crying the man took her foot wear and drove off.


My question now is was I right with what I did and if you were in the same position as I was, what would you have done?

chessito:


Just make sure you sign your will before taking those stuffs... hahahaha

dat one nah small thing nah. If he mix codeine, steriod,mj,sk with trams then come dilute am with a bottle of origin, nah dere trouble dey.

NOBLEDANDY:
Lies..
we hardly have light here in Anambra state...
We all use generator, no one is talking about phcn here

. Guy thank you. If fuel ever sells for 40/l I will personally Disconnect my wire from the nepa pole

Op as for me, i will just pay for what they ordered and leave the place immediately... I don't take Sh**t from nobody

Op... Browse am!!!!

Still wondering wetin korede belllo dey do there

[b][/b]nah now wey I understand the reason sarkodie sang dumsor... Just b'cos the don't have light they don dey even sing am for music sef

Nobody has answered this question. How this pple dey take sabi road, abi dem get google map for head