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The thing about fraud is that getting caught is almost always guaranteed.

alisigwe:
I really dnt knw why i am so depressed?ma real gurl never allows me to go down on her,she says it's irritating and i am trying ma best to rediscover ma self,it's going to break her heart should i contact any killer disease through carelessness,i am d only child in ma home,schooling in a private uni still i walk around everyday depressed and can't seem to understand ma life anylonger.i feel like i am being  pushedtowards something fatal but somehow i still manage to survive.maybe it's time i start asking questions.

Mate, I am not judging you or anything, giving head is an instinctive sex act and is mostly pleasurable -- both to the giver and the receiver. However, this is an act that you just don't perform on every girl you hit. There are some girls you simply hit whilst making staying strapped. Head should be for girls you really like and are moderately confident about their reasonableness. The idea that you go giving random girls head in the community simply because your girl doesn't like it is suicidal.

STIs are real. So, get tested. If you're lucky, you'll be clean or simply have herpes or an STI that can be treated. If you're unlucky, you may have HIV. In that case, your head giving days will inevitably be shortened.

MRbrownJAY:
this is a joke, right?!

This movafucker doesn't know what herpes is and he's going around licking all the females' pusssies in the community?

Smfh.

Some of the threads that people start on this forum are unbelievably hilarious.

Is this post a joke? It is, right?

This is an indicment on the Nigerian federal government and the educational system in the country. It's an established fact that the government has failed miserably in providing education for her citizens; so, I don't see why anybody should be blaming the "graduates" who cannot operate computers. The blame lies squarely with the federal government. Let nobody lose sight of that.

frag:
hmmmmmm, dem go bomb you o

You see what I mean? You automatically assume that because I have potentially pissed Muslims off, their next reaction will be to bomb me. This is because that's what they do. They are terrorists. They are murderers brainwashed by an intrinsically violent religion.

All terrorists follow the Islamic religion; Islam is the religion of terrorists. It follows thus that Islam is a violent religion. Therefore, all Muslims are terrorists. Muslims who don't blow things up are exceptions.

To Muslims: your religion is a problem for us in the world today. Check yourselves.

What does the update entail? And why is the Central Bank of Nigeria's business with normal retail activities?

Pat Utomi obviously paid attention in Economics 101 while at university. That's good for him. It would have been good for Nigeria too, but, unfortunately, our country is not one where brilliant minds get close to the seat of the decision making process. As such, sadly, Pat Utomi will die another one of thousands of Nigerians with strings of qualifications with absolutely nothing show for it.

This, of course, reflects badly on the country--not him. At the end of the day, at most, Pat can only muster tens of millions of naira if he calls his chips in. Atiku and Jonathan have literally billions to play with, so, it's clear that Utomi will never be President of Nigeria.

Anybody who is able to take a long term look at Nigeria will understand that there is no future for the country. Flush with crude oil and petro-dollars, if this is the best we can come up with--no electricity, incomprehensible infrastructure, rotting educational systems, corrupt leadership--then think what will happen as the world makes inroads into alternative sources of energy. We haven't invested in agriculture or other areas of manufacturing where we enjoy comparative advantage, we are merely coasting along with neither a national plan nor a long-term development framework.

This country is almost certainly going to implode. It's a question of when.

It's not really clear what Jonathan is doing as President. He looks like he is out of his depth being President of Nigeria.

debosky:
Slow your roll - it doesn't have to manifest in all Nigerians for it to be a dominant trait. There is a general preference for things foreign in Nigeria - some exceptions do not change that.

This is a lazy argument defeated my numerous cases of people without degrees, qualifications or experience being drafted in just to have a 'white face' involved, knowing that people (especially those in government) will fall for a foreign face, even if the person is obviously unqualified. This did not happen when Nigeria 'collapsed' and has been evident since the 50's when Syrians and Lebanese first started making their inroads into Nigeria.

This is less about degrees and the like and more about a fundamental distrust of things indigenous.

Maybe you need to read my post again and distinguish between India and Indians. Like you so eloquently said, it will be a fool's errand to begin to elaborate on the wide disparity between individual citizens of a country and a country's governance.

So because their country is 'good', Nigerians should stand aside and allow Indians to get preferential treatment until we remove the log in our eyes? Ridiculous assertion. I don't care how 'organised' they are - no one should be given greater regard than Nigerians in their own country. Many of those Indians and Arabs are treated better purely because they are foreign over and above qualifications.

My point still stands - an irrational acceptance of all things foreign without a measured assessment of what the parties bring to the country as a whole is wrong and detrimental. The fact that a few individuals have benefited from such an arrangement should not blind us from looking at the benefits to the nation as a whole.

I am unclear as to your point exactly. All I see is a conflation of distinct concepts and issues. If you agree that the country, her institutions, her systems, etc., has collapsed, how can it then be the case that you still expect regard to be accorded to qualifications, degrees, business proposals, etc., that emanate from the same systems which you agree has gone to the toilet -- when placed comparatively against those emanating from elsewhere?

Your analysis is more contradictory that a chaste stripper.

At the end of the day, Nigerians according more respect to foreigners, their qualifications, and so forth, is connected more to anthropological complexities and inclinations that needs serious analysis than it is to pressing economic realities that governments and employers face when they have to choose between a Nigerian thing and a foreign thing. You need to recognise the reality of that distinction. If you don't still understand that, it's flying over your head.

cap28:
Hannibal have you come back for further diagnosis of your mental state?  It must be mental torture to be in your shoes, no girlfriend, no friends and very bleak employment prospects.  You have to understand that you are mentally unfit to interact at close proximity with sane people therefore the sooner you are sectioned under the mental health act the better for all unsuspecting members of the public. 

Bro when you are eventually sectioned explain to the psychiatric nurses the horrors that you were subjected to at the hands of your numerous "boyfriends",  try and see if they can arrange to keep you in solitary confinement in order to avoid a repeat of the extensive sexual abuse that caused your mental breakdown, good luck.

It's not difficult to see why your got deported. With a penchant for unprompted ramblings, it was always inevitable. Projecting your insanity onto others clearly makes you feel better. Read your posts, see what you are rambling about and kill yourself. You are angry at life. You are angry at your parents. You are angry because you are a failure. Lmao. But as I have said, it's clear that you are struggling with a brain power that's fatally limited and an IQ that hovers slightly over minus 0.0000674.

E-whoopings unlimited bruv.

cap28:
Hmm i think that you've been severly traumatised by the gang bangers in jail who took turns on you, you are now in the most extreme stages of post traumatic stress disorder and this is manifested in your off the wall and unhinged over sexualised day dreams, your psychosis is now entering a very critical stage and your best bet now is full ECT (electro convulsive therapy) to kick start your brain.  This treatment is normally reserved for patients who manifest advanced stages of psychosis, you definitely fit into that category, can i recommned a few hospitals for you or are the men in white coats knocking on your door as we speak?

You're still talking smack? Blaady dimwit. Your impeccable references to mental hospitals leads me to believe that you are currently a resident in one of them. Do they allow you retards use the internet?

cap28:
you still here hannibal? (by the way thats my new name for you seeing as you belong in broadmoor - a prison for the criminally insane) did you take my advice and go away to mas.turbate? seeing as your chances of ever having a girlfriend are extremely remote?

Don't worry mate, my sexual desires are well taken care of: both your mother and sister suck a mean one. They call it the slurpy. I'm thinking of zoning in on your girl too. Maybe I'd hold off on her till she gets pregnant with your kid so I can hit that then, along with your kid's head, so that the little morafucker will actually know who's the daddy?

What do you think?

cap28:
hahahahah - you sound as if you are sexually repressed - do you get rebuffed by women a lot? 

You see people who use sexual metaphors tend to be the most sexually repressed individuals on the planet, lack of sexual activity results in this sort of feverish sexual imagery you see, my advice - try mas.turbating regularly as im very sure you do not have a girl friend.  Also you are lacking in basic social skills and i think this is why you are unecessarily hostile and antagonistic, you might want to try taking your own advice and smoking some weed - it will help you relax and reduce your aggression.

You interpret my conveying the story of your life as hostility? This is not particularly surprising, though, given your limited brain power. You are a dumbarse with a certificate to prove it.

cap28:
hahahahaha this is really hilarious - you are under the delusional impression that your juvenile abuse has any effect on me  - the fact that you take the time to actually get worked up over (according to you) an anonymous person on the internet demonstrates just how much of a simpleton you are, why get into such a state over a person you have never met?  It actually beggars belief and to be honest calls into question your own sanity.

I can only conclude that i must have touched a nerve in my earlier response to you hence your subsequent rage filled responses, i get the feeling that the lights may be on but there might not be anyone at home - if you catch my drift  

Einstein, im going to try one last time and after that ill conclude that you are on day release from a psychiatric hospital for the criminally insane, now lets see if you can answer the following:

If Obama has succeeded in "stooping to conquer" to borrow your phrase,  explain to me why he has failed to address poverty and poor educational standards amongst blacks and many white working class people in the US.

You’re too easy. See this mumu asking questions. This is a e-sonning, not question time. I am always down to issue e-whoopings to wayward Africans – so I’d whoop you like I’m massa and you’re Kunta once more.

It is evident from your incomprehensible posts that your parents did humanity a great disservice when they had you because if your father had worn a condom you would not be seated at your computer today, tapping away with the dubious conviction of Pentecostal preacher, thinking you’re smart – when, in reality, you’re not. Or, better still, your mum should have swallowed.

For all it’s worth, please don’t make the same mistake as your father. We don’t need any more useless black men of Nigerian descent.

cap28:
Einstein( lonewolf) im still waiting!!!

Have i burst your hallucinatory bubble?

The truth is bitter but it must be told, perhaps you might want to reappraise your plans for the "future".

Clearly, when you were born, the doctor dropped you on the concrete floor and you bumped your head. If that isn't the case, you wouldn't tapping at your keyboard with such determination!

Did you get deported? Lmao.

cap28:
ad hominem responses are the last resort of the clueless scoundrel - unfortunately for you you can not rebut anything that i have written, Einstein please tell me why it is that you do not agree with anything that i have written, dont keep me waiting too long okay.

This is what happens when you smoke cheap crack. You begin to expect anonymous people on the internet to rebut the nonsense you type on Nigerian message boards. It's advisable not to debate a lunatic because from a distance it's impossible to tell who is who. So, instead of engaging you, I will tear you another a-r-s-e-h-o-l-e.

Firstly, as I have pointed out already, your analytical prowess is effectively non-existent. I actually feel pity for you because you are basically a walking pile of ignorance but you suffer illusions that you are smart. To be clear, you are not. I infer from your posts that the size of your brain is slightly less than a 5 year old's left testicle.

Secondly, you need to relax yourself. It's new year's eve. Smoke a bud (if that's your thing), drink a beer, make love to your wife (or civil partner -- you could well be gay, seeing as you whine like a b-i-t-c-h). Most of all, don't f-u-c-k with random people on the internet called "Lonewolf". They give out new e-whoopings for free.

buzugee:

Lol. Watch me take this morasucker to school. When I'm done, he'll disconnect his internet and flush the cable down the toilet.

Cap 28, oya, type another essay let me use big big gramma to destroy your life!

cap28:
Your response confirms my earlier suspicion - that you are not very bright.
Of course we know that NOT ALL NIGERIANS ARE DOING SHITTY JOBS in the UK  - even a new born baby knows that but that is a no brainer why debate the obvious? the real issue which i hoped you would appreciate from my response was that DESPITE DOING SO CALLED "WHITE COLLAR JOBS" they  remain ineffectual, inconsequential and above all INVISIBLE in the GRAND SCHEME of things because this particular demographic are so few in number and so impotent that they might as well not be there in the first place.

Of what use is it for one token nigerian to be a corporate lawyer in slaughter and may when he can not move an inch before taking instructions from some white boy who probably graduated from a university of lower rank than the nigerian lawyer and who is of lower intellectual ability ?  

let me wake you up to reality - the buck stops with the white boys - not with the hired (black) help - capisce?

black "lawyers" who work for blue chip firms are POWERLESS - they have no say on anything and you know what? they know it, I forgive you because you are young, impressionable and above all clueless, you are still at the hallucinatory stage of your life ie you believe that you can realise your dreams in a white male dominated world, thats cool, but dont spend too long in this phase as the withdrawal symptoms can be very devastating.

Now turning to your rather amusing analysis of how Obama "stooped" to conquer, let me say this - Obama did not "stoop" to conquer anyone or anything, it would be more accurate to describe Obama as an opportunistic puppet who is under the control of a group of powerful white men who actually run and control america.

Jesse Jackson who you so stu/pidly dismiss actually stood for something - however standing for something and being able to effect change are two very distinct things, Jesse was actually neutralised and paid off hence his exit from radical black politics, Obama on the other hand stood for nothing and now as we can see falls for everything - why dont you try researching his background, try and find out who his financial backers are, find out how he won the elections, find out who the beneficiaries of his current policies are and then you will begin to understand how politices in the western world works.

Just to go back to your phrase "stooping to conquer" what if i may ask is it that the black man has actually succeeded in conquering?  If you are still living in a world where the majority of your people live in abject poverty, are subjected to ridicule, disdain and contempt and you happen to belong to a small minority who has benefitted from a few crumbs thrown your way by the very person who has kept your people in bondage for the past 500 years how does that make you a winner?

Mate, relax yourself. Clearly, you need a red bull or a decaf. See your long essay -- all because you want to prove to me that you are smart. Unfortunately, you have failed. I still continue to believe that you are in possession of a dangerously low IQ. From your analytical skills, give or take, I think you IQ is about -0.000067. Lmao.

In your essay, mostly, you do nothing more than point out what's already blindingly obvious. Other times, you just manifest characteristic idiocy. For example, you say this: "I forgive you because you are young, impressionable and above all clueless, you are still at the hallucinatory stage of your life ie you believe that you can realise your dreams in a white male dominated world". Again, as I pointed out, for someone who doesn't know me, you make some pretty audacious statements. You don't know where I am, what I do, what my name is or who I'm f-u-c-king (incidentally, it could be your sister or your wife) -- but you say you forgive me?

Are you really this s-t-u-p-i-d or you are only pretending? It looks as if you had a bad experience in England. Did you get deported? Lol. Ode oshi.

Your father needs to respect himself.

debosky:
@ buzz

cap28 has a point - the [b]inherent inferiority complex in Nigerians [/b]will often result in them preferring a foreigner to a Nigerian even if they are presenting the exact same idea. The success of Indians and Arabs is not dependent solely on their intellect or risk taking ability - it is partly due to the tendency of Nigerians to accept anything foreign before considering their own.

While there is some truth in saying Nigerians don't take as much risks as they ought to, personal experience has confirmed the illogical deference to a foreigner simply for being foreign, often to the detriment of Nigerians.

Inherent means that all Nigerians suffer from an inferiority complex. Of course, this is demonstrably false in so many respects that's it almost a fool's errand to even begin to attempt to assail your contention. I'll make a few points, however.

First, that Nigerian employers, etc., attach more value to the ability of foreigners and their degrees is traceable, mostly, to the fact that Nigeria has collapsed in practically all respects -- i.e. educationally, systemically, you name it. Nigerian old G's tell the story -- as I am sure your parents do -- that things used to be better. While I accept that there are many smart Nigerians who haven't even studied abroad and are perfectly capable, as a matter of practicality, against the backdrop of how things have fallen apart in Nigeria, it's not difficult to see why foreigners and their degrees get more respect.

Second, with regard to Indians. I don't think we should be dissing a country that is a major emerging market and is getting the business of governance down to a tee. We do not have the moral latitude to. Even the good book says something about removing the log in your eye first before attempting to remove the speck in the Indian's eye.

Seriously, some people are angry. Cap 28, why you dey vex? See all the militant posts you've been pumping into the thread wherein an innocent Nigerian simply seeks advice on whether or not to relocate to his native country!

cap28:
so what - these so called "success" stories are powerless and above all totally mute- they are there as TOKENS and are usually consigned to the dead end areas of law which the white lawyers would not touch with a ten foot barge pole , they are complete and utter powerless uncle toms with zero say or authority and thats the way it stays until they leave the firm.  I personally have more respect for a talented black lawyer who choses to work in an inner city law firm where he can be amongst his own people and seek to effect real change not sit in some corporate firm doing jack shi.t for his people and being content to pull down a six figure salary but still be treated like excess baggage by his white contemporaries.

Slaughter and May - racist scum - the blacks who work there are glorified uncle toms who puss.y foot around their white colleagues and then go home to lie, fake and pretend to [b]impressionable people like yoursel[/b]f that they are on top of their game when nothing could be further from the truth.

Chuka Umunna - black puppet with zero say or influence on any issue that affects black people, if you doubt me research Dianne Abbott another black puppet who went before him, she  rode on the backs of her hackney constituents to get into office where she subsequently switched from being a radical black activist to being a champagne socialist - hypocrite of the first order who has no interest whatsoever in improving the lot of the people whose backs she rode on to get to where she is today- if Umunna wants to hang on to his job i cant see him being any different.

You can give credit to a Toronto degree over an Abakaliki degree all you want - the truth is your black face is the final determinant of where you will be placed in the grand scheme of things in the western world.

For somebody who doesn't know me from Adam, the vociferousness of your post leads me to question the functionality of your brain. If you had taken the time to read my short post properly and then allowed the words to marinate in your head before tapping away furiously at your computer, you'd get the crux of the point I was making, which is: that not all Nigerians abroad are doing shitty jobs.

Your analysis is simplistic (and I'm being very charitable here), because the dynamics at play for black people abroad is peculiar. And while it is accepted that we have less a margin of error in comparison to our white counterparts, the suggestion that we are "coons" or "Uncle Toms" simply because we navigate with caution or stoop to conquer is indicative of either a fundamental lack of awareness or a dangerously low IQ. (It could well be both, though.)

Simple analysis: a black man who is activist cannot become the President of the U.S. -- as Jesse Jackson so helpfully demonstrated. A black man, who, on the other hand, stoops to conquer can -- as Obama as shown. So, that's the operational mindset you should adopt. That's why Tidjane Thiam is CEO of PRU today. You expect people to be fighting up and down like lunatics when Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. have finished the fight already? The civil rights fight is over mate. We's free now!

Respect yourself morafucker, before I school you like a young one.

See beef. Chei. See how Nigerians in Naij are dissing Nigerians abroad simply because Iya Charlie and Uncle Obama did not give them visa. Smfh.

Seriously, the idea that all Nigerians abroad are suffering is laughable. Pick any bluechip company, FTSE 100 company, university, etc., you will find Yorubas and Igbo people there going hard, especially the young ones who went to uni here. Morafuckers are in city law firms like Slaughter & May, graduate roles in Tesco, Capgemini, xerox, etc. and they are going harder than a convict in jail. Hell, we even have a Nigerian MP in parliament who went to University of Manchester. F-u-c-k are you telling me? (Google Chuka Umunna morafuckers.) I'm sitting in my house, chopping rice right now and I know morafuckers in Stanford, Oxford, Allen & Overy, a Japanese investment bank in the city and numerous hospitals -- and I'm only 25. And that's the age range of the folks I refer to.

I love Naija and all that patriotic nonsense, but don't hate -- appreciate. Imagine: person dey diss degrees from abroad. I'll take an undergrad degree from the University of Toronto over a "PhD" from the University of Abakaliki any day mate.

Tippy Top:
They arrive 30mins later to log (for statistical purpose) what happened to your niggaa azz.

At least they turn up. Also, they don't make incomprehensible excuses about them not having petrol. Why are you acting like Nigerian police and British police are in the same league?

A good chunk of the responses are idiotic, while the remainder is rooted in bad belle.

Look, poster, Nigeria is peculiar. There are pros and cons. And relocating to Naij will only be sensible, depending on what you want for yourself. To start with, understand that Naij is not a bed of roses. So, you're not going to get a handout because you've come from England. That said, insofar as you bring foreign degrees and formidable professional experience, you are in good stead. The reality is that a degree from the University of Birmingham is better that a degree from the University of Ibadan, and employers understand that.

It's all about what you want for yourself. If you are motivated by the chance of making untold wealth, Nigeria is where you should ultimately go. If you prefer predicability and sanity, stay in England. If you're going to be bothered about lack of electricty, etc., you should stay in England. If you as educated as you make it appear, you can live a respectable middle class life in England -- if this is what you want. So, it's all about choices really.


As an aside, to all those Nigerians in Naij who have this perception that people in diaspora are "suffering", you guys seriously need to check your bad belle. Are there people hustling, etc., in England, Canada and America? Yes. Where this is the case, this is testament to their dexeterity. It's not a bad thing. What kind of wreteched mentality holds that hard work is not respectable?

One of the responders is correct when he/she says that it appears that you want to cheat. It does appear there is another guy you are comparing your husband to -- as the description you have given of your husband is not particularly bad. You just need to connect more.

Be careful as to what steps you take. It will be unfortunate if you destroy your home over some foolishness. Many women will kill for your situation. Be wise.

Things like this occur once Nigerian women hit their mid-20s and start looking for marriage so desperately. They don't take the time to actually get to to whomever it is they may be dating at that point, but they fixate on marriage. There's more to marriage than the wedding day, so you lot should take it easy.

As for the poster, I am always hesitant to advise people to end relationships once children become involved. And in this case, you have a child together, so I suggest you sit your husband down and have a heart-to-heart conversation. You lot should attempt to get to know yourselves. From what you describe, you are complete strangers living together in one house.