₦airaland Forum

- BET....Black Entertainment Television
- Reality TV...E Channel
I love anything Entertainment.
I still find myself putting BBNaija Channel atimes, I don't know why

I went to my Aunty's house, becos she is a serious Born Again woman, I put one of my favourite channels to watch. Na so here small 11 year old son cane and said.

"Uncle this is not allowed in our house. In this house, we only watch Channels and NatGeo Wild. Please change the channel"

I almost fainted

If you end up marrying that Man,You are in for an enternal journey ride of Cheating with so many unknown STD's.

Congrats Dear.

Don't be surprised when he boldly starts bringing the side chicks home to warm your matrimonial bed daily with you present to join in.

The day I visited a married friend and the wife entered, looked at me and smiled then faced the husband and said..."Is He My Package"?
That was the day I knew party in marriage is a thing. Not to talk of an Open Marriage

Married people, I hail una biko.

My Uncle in United States just came out of a Divorce. It's was TERRIBLE. And I mean Terrible!!!

His wife filed for a Divorce stating she is tired of the marriage and she wants him to be paying her Child Support. The Court took his House, His Cars. Sold the house and gave 80% of the money to the wife.
During that period, he lost his job as well. He almost went into Depression. He wasn't seeing his Child cos the court ordered the wife to take the child becos she is underaged.
He was back to square one.

We kept on encouraging him during that period. He managed to get a Car on hire through someone and was using it for UBER. Tried applying to work a Hospital (according to them, they say thats where money is at least) but was unsuccessful cos he is not a Medical personnel.
He slept on the streets. In his car. In people's stair cases. Kept his remains property in a place where he pays weekly for its safety.

The large chunk of his properties such as TV, Fridge and other, the court asked them to sell and share the money equally. The wife then demanded for CHILD SUPPORT. He started paying for Child Support with UBER work. Come and see suffer. Any money that enters his account will be wired to his Ex-Wife.
It got to a time his female lawyer started using style to side his ex-wife and her lawyers during round table court hearings cos she's is also a divorcee.
Life was hard for him mehn.
He started falling sick everyday. Sometimes he would call us and want to start crying. I felt for him but there was a limit to what I could do.

But like they say, it's only GOD that has the final say. We started doing prayers for him here in Nigeria. After some months, He got a job at a Hospital. He started collected small money. He got a small Apartment. Paid for the Car he used for UBER. Things started taking a new turn.

Right now, the 20% proceeds from the sale of his house has just been released to him after 2 years and he has bought himself a decent house. He still pays for children support with the money he gets from his hospital work.

He came back to Nigeria and he has remarried. The wife would be joining him over there soon.

He is about to tell the Lawyers to release his daughter to him cos he now has a female figure who can take care of her and her wants his daughter to be with him as the father.

He is happy Now. No more sicknesses like before. When the ex wife saw that he is now progressing. She started using style to come back to him shamelessly but he told her to keep off.

It's only a matter of time. God will always stand up for his own. We just need to be strong and have faith in him for every negative thing we are passing through right now will one day become a story we all will look back at and be glad we never gave up.

Viknat:
two btls per day for the liver digests easily without stress, but abstaining from beer for ten days and drinking half or a full crate, once in a week, overworks d liver. Same as carrying 4ltrs of jerrican filled with water everyday compared to carrying 50 litr jerrycan on d head once in ten days

No Problem. I just care more about your Wellbeing than any bottle of beer. Take care and stay safe.

Viknat:
he is. A great doc. Two bottles per day is better than seven bottles once a week

2 Bottles Of Beer Per Day Totally 14 Bottles Of Beer In A Week. Well done Sir.

What I expected ur "Doctor" to have said was to encourage you to quit drinking beer than giving such advise.

Viknat:
Has he been drinking, not just alcohol, but energy drinks? E get y. Energy drinks kill kidneys very very fast, while too much alcohol, without food kills or weakens liver. He should eat fibers a lot, drink lots of water, abstain totally from alcohol. A doc friend of mine told me it's ok fur a man to drink two bottles of beer per day than to abstain from beer for six days and drink a carton once in ten days all at once. If a man tries it for two yrs, na okpari o

For "Your Doctor Friend" to encourage you to even drink 2 Bottles of BEER PER DAY, I doubt if he is truly a Doctor, a Friend or a Foe.

I've gone through his CBC, Apparently his Vitals are fine and over 90% are not low.

Symptoms:
Swelling on legs, face, hand, stomach.

I don't mean to scare you but the problem might be from the Organs. Becos your brother is experiencing CHRONIC BODY INFLAMMATION/ INTERNAL GROWTH.

Inflammation/Internal Growth arises as a result of multiplication of CELLS (CANCERS). This problem is from the Cells and if not properly treated might keep coming back.

You brother needs Phytoscience Stem Cell Therapy. We used it on several cases like this. It's more like ur performing the Surgical Stem Cell Therapy but in this case, NO SURGERY REQUIRED AND NO SIDE EFFECTS but it will work. It works by Regenerating cells, Repairing damaged cells and Repairing the damaged organs in the body...Yes...it Repairs the damaged Organs in the body... (Kidney, Liver, Heart, Brain etc)

Cells---Tissue----Organs-----Body System. Cells make up Tissue. Tissue make up Organs. Organs make up the Entire Body System.

It will go down to the Cells to detect and root out the cause of the problem. Thereby Regenerate healthy cells and Repair the damaged cells and stop the excessive multiplication of cells.

You need to act fast be4 it's too late.

My last patient was diagnosed of GROWTH IN THE SPLEEN. Doctors couldnt do anything. They booked her for Surgery. 50/50.
And we all know the spleen is the Blood Bank of the human body. Now guess what could happen to other parts of the body when cancerous cells from the spleen begins to spread to other parts of her body.
I thank God she is fine today. Let me end here cos I dont want to scare u.

Please Act Fast.

iLegendd:
This Is What I Do at Night When Everyone Is Sleeping [Pic]

I'm the laziest person on Earth. #Fact.

You know, some people are tired of making money while they sleep. Ever since I was born, I've never gotten a job. Why? Because I hate to apply for jobs. I love being jobless. 

I hate being interviewed by someone all because of a job.

It pisses me off knowing that someone is going to control me (my sleeping time). I love freedom, at least, I love to have a say and not someone telling me what to say or do.

I love to fail so I can advise others on how not to fail by doing the opposite of what I did.

You know, writing a book and selling it to them (those that'll call me jobless behind my back) isn't free - that's where the money is made while you sleep.

So, since I make money while I sleep, I feel like I'm f*cking lazy and this is one of the reasons I decided to go into Crypto to stay awake at times doing night trading.

I'm awake, but I love to sleep too. I sleep for 8 hours or more. I deserve it, trust me.

What keeps you awake?

What makes you money while you sleep?

What is bothering you this night?

Are you in financial control of your life?

Are you sliding into depression and why?

Pick one of the above and answer.

Oh, I'm so lazy to the point that I couldn't even type — had to use a speech-to-text recorder to write this post in under 4 minutes.

My apologies. I know most of you hate when I call myself lazy. Okay, I understand - I'm not lazy; it's just that I love calling myself lazy for the fun of it.

The truth is: I know how to do things fast — I guess that's why I have lots of time to waste and catch cruise.

Learn to be productive so you can be lazy at last. Now, answer one of the questions above. You "may" win free mentorship ticket.

Below is me at night monitoring a crypto trade on multiple screens with my vulture approach while recording this post.

Ignore the camera quality. I'm broke. No money to buy new phone - except you want to buy for me.

Firstly, I like your room. Everywhere looks quite cool and chilling. It can make someone quickly fall asleep at night.

Secondly, You are not lazy at all. You have just learnt the 21st century way of working which is to work SMART not Hard. You have also learnt the Skillset of the Future which is "IT Skills" also known as Tech Skills. Keep it up. As far as ur making money, that's what counts.

Thirdly, I just watched a TV show where a lady spoke to her phone and it was typed for her and I kept wondering how it was done until I saw where u mentioned Speech to Text Recorder. I have actually learnt something from u tonight or this morning....which ever

Thirdly, I want to be lazy like you to learn this Crypto. How can I start? Or better still. I will make research on it. Let me put in the work. If all else fails, at least I made effort.

I love Kim and Kanye.

Everybody should go to twitter now.

They are arresting peaceful prostester.

It's only in Nigeria that peaceful protesters gets arrested while Bandits and Herdsmen are left to cruise town

Let me rush back to twitter.

Myself and this Body Builder have one Noticeable Physical Attribute in common.
No one can miss it on our body.

P.S: It is not Body Hair. I don't have that.

And the Oscar For Best Actor In Real Life Goes to Uche Maduagwu.

This guy is on a mission to be famous by all means. From attacking celebrities to giving false prophecies to Rita Dominic and others to anything that will make him trend. And now, this...I just tire.

Well...International bodies will soon notice him as a Nigerian gay rights activist and then give him a seat up there in US. As for those saying, he is seeking asylum, this one done pass asylum.

His instagram page says it all. He wants to be noticed at all cost.

Somebody said he looks like an HIV patient. Well, he better start Stem Cell Therapy before its too late because his cells are dying rapidly. And for anyone with any Degenerative diseases, Cancers, Organ damages and anything that is killing Cells fast in your body, your solution is Stem Cell Therapy now. Drugs dont repair cells. Its only Cells that Repair Cells.For more info, click here. Life is once.

https://www.nairaland.com/6343890/how-phytoscience-stem-cell-therapy

Hian.....Nairalanders....I hail una.

Una no dey joke with anything that carries the Headline "SAME SEX"

Just look at the number of views. Some will even read all comments to the very last.

This has given me a new business idea. I need to change my monicker to Same Sex so that I can market my investment packages to get large number of views. This my monicker is not making sales at alll.

Anyways come and invest in Agriculture and get 29% to 35% in 12 to 14 months. Please click my monicker to know more

.

clockwisereport:
Dont even try to enter into nollywood as a guy.

One of them squats with a fellow actor that lives with his parents and wife in my street. They can't even afford to pay house rent in a face-me-I-face-you house. I wouldn't like to mention their names but let it be known to you that their guys are broker than stockbrokers

Really?
Wow. Thanks for the advice.
I kinda thought as much becos most of the guys tend to beg for help online when they fall terribly sick.
I hardly see the females do that.
Someone will just wake up one morning and see a caption that reads...
"Nollywood Actor..."Mr Bla Bla Bla"...Down With Terrible Ailment Finally Cries For Help"
Hmmm...
It is well.

Make unable leave this Destiny Etiko alone o.

She is a hardworking Actress. I'm currently watching her Movie at the moment on African Magic Epic.

Please does anyone know how much they pay upcoming Actors in Nollywood?
I want to enter this year by God's grace
Let me put my Acting Skills to work.

I want to work at KEDU TV.
I want to work in Entertainment.
Let me do my research on it.

What is the meaning of "Simp"

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
@longnipple, I really appreciate the accolades.
This is my little way of adding value to humanity. I have seen men toil day and night to make this money and they neglect their health, only to begin burning this same money on sicknesses. Isn't it ironical??
Physical fitness cum muscle building goes beyond aesthetics, it is life, it is health, it is wealth.

I hope you lift also. If not, please start today and watch your body thank you for it.

No Pain
No Gain.

Thanks.
Well unfortunately I don't lift but I do normal exercise at home to stay fit.

Hmmm
My eyes shall not behold iniquity.

How are we sure this story is true?

Yes o.

My clients outside Nigeria couldn't pay for my products last week. They said all international transfers to Nigeria have been blocked.

We are just waiting on God.

And I desperately need Money now