₦airaland Forum

Chibaby87:
We will exchange pleasantries, no need of making malice cos we may help each other one day.

Gosh still in pain

It's okay my dear, you can lean on LongPennis.

And you claim you are an Igboman with all these "iberibeism" and "muguism"?

Bro, you fall our hand big time.

flowfury:
i like girls dat do that buh my boo doesnt

funny enough I get more aroused at the sight of a well packaged b00b in a bra and a well "G-stringed" a55.

Who knows how much they sell matches?

runnazz:
From your write up I think u are a smart guy..just stop pestering her about the relationship stuff and treat her like she is your gf & see how it goes from there. A lot ppl say girls are confused I blv in taking adv of that confusion by confusing her the more and then you will be in control from then on. If it doesn't work find another babe but don't just dump her but be the one to friend zone her then..who knows it might come with some benefits

The only mature and sensible advice.

@op, change from being the hunted to being the hunter. Friendzone her or atleast pretend to do, that way, you will bring out her jealousy which will be rapidly followed by what you want from her whether love or lust.

I thought ab00kis are honest and inkwuruptible. How come the embezzlement and diversion of funds meant to feed the victims of their own political creation(boko haram)

Is it not biting one's finger by oneself?

Amaechi is already tasting the same soup he cooked for Jonathan.

Just as he, a loyal friend of Gej betrayed him, Wike, a loyal friend of his, is also betraying him now.

Karma is a bitcch.

BuddahMonk:
This is APC guber candidate in Kogi State

Bros, is everything okay

Dbboy:
I would gladly take back PDP than this mess APC is sinking us into now.

Honestly.

My left hand just dey itch me now as I wan slap some sense into the "propagandic" head of that Mr. Liar M.

Very commendable. Let peace reign.

These people think Nigerians have fish brains.

I pity this silly party called APC because very soon, I see Nigerians hauling stones at them.

This is serious.

As it is now, she can't do nothing since her step-sister's husband's sperm is involved. A child is always a man's. She has been used and dumped.

I keep advising people against giving an enemy a second chance. Either he/she came to inflict more injury on you or she came to finish you entirely. Forgive your enemy but don't forget or give him/her a second chance.

Polygamy is crazy and it's unfortunate that the silly man who caused all these nonsense is no more around.

If you want to catch a woman, use LIES.

Your husband must be angel-hearted to have forgiven you.

I may forgive a cheating girlfriend but not a cheating wife.

No matter the turbulence in a marriage, a good wife may misbehave but she will always find it uncomfortable to sleep with another man.

So I'm the man, na for one Lagos state customary court I for dey with her now.

who checked to know he has the longest?

Has anyone checked mine? Mtcheew

There's an uncompleted building beside Police/SARS station in Awkuzu Anambra state. Bro, that place will be so cool to smoke your weed I tell you.

Anu mpam.

It's obvious that APC wants to use propaganda to confuse and coerce those governors into jumping to APC.

Even in 2099 elections, APC can never win in SE. @op, I would have told you to relay this message to Tinubu but we all know that SW is also being schemed out of events too.

All of us go soon become wailing wailers.

Tinubu ntoor.

If Buhari "certificatelessly" became the President of the most black-populated country in the world then a farmer becoming an ordinary caretaker committee chairman is not news.

Kudos Fayose, the real African man. He so much remind me of Sankara of Burkina Faso who so much believed in true democracy-govt of the people by the people.

As the ugly monkey's tenure don dey end na this kind news we go hear sotay we go hear "Atiku in a romance escapade with Lara"

Oshiomole is simply obeying the law of BRAIN diminishing return so Mr Onolememen, don't bother yourself.

One good thing I like about the hausa/fulani is that some of them who are honest are not afraid to show it.

If really this news is not a hoax, then I duff my hat for you Sir for speaking out for posterity sake.

May history be kind to you

firstEVA:
Do you sincerely expect reasonable answers when u have the moniker of an Idiott?

And you think I earnestly yearn for a slvt like you?

hedonistic:
Died to pave way for a Northerner to take over.
. Rest in peace sir.

An unclad fact.

Damn, it takes the devil himself to raise a hand against those innocent kids.

What's the difference between Fulani herdsmen and boko haram?

Maybe the former has the president as their brother while the latter has him as their hero and role model.

God punish them both by the way.

Rip kids

If Buhari has sense and uses it, he should have known that the post of SGF should naturally go to SS or SE to balance the polity.

To non Northern APC members, this is just the preamble.

Ovialekhe:
I will follow ur advice.Thank you

Edo woman, you wan settle down ni? Wetin happen to Italian league?

lyfe:
I have never gotten "an okay or normal girl" eventhough I try hard. All the girls that fall freely to my hands are ladies who only ooze sexiness, swag and all that frivolities. Am I the only guy in this situation?

Are you sure you too are okay? How often do you bath or shave?

So, if Buhari never had anything to do with you personally in the past, he won't work with you abi?

What happens to recommendations? What happens to public dossiers?

NAIJA is in for a long thing seriously.

1. I will pight kwurupshon and Fashola his bestman is involved in a 78million naira fraud yet no comment. Tinubu is shinning his brown teeth and Amaechi is busy doing agbero on the streets of PH with his wife.

2. I will make 1dollar=1naira yet dollar rigakwa na ahia while they are busy tracing stolen billions in Europe only on newspapers oo.

3. I will provide feeding for school children, umu ntakiri ekworo maka ya wubajuo na school yet ahunwekwe.

4. I will pay unemployed youths 5k every month, ma a ga promise ie enyim nwanyi blackberry phone, yet otu awu ezi.

APC is a scam and it's so unfortunate that Buhari, a man I respect for his integrity is mixed up in all these propaganda.

hehehe. This na uche ogbuagu confirm.

Hehehe.

Just as Christ represented God on earth, women represent the devil here.

Imagine what the result will be if the FG orders Nigerian men to take their kids for DNA tests. Honestly, I will read law overnight 'cos lawyers go hammer big time.

misspicy:
who send u to complete it

Btw,u r wrong

Not entirely ma'am.