jabojafa:
oya wetin u want mk i tak bribe u?

Your two balls

Aitee1:


Your two balls

jst dt? Na moni u wan use am do? Wtout dose tins i go b vegetable oooh. Bt i fit giv u cow own since u go lik big balls

jabojafa:
jst dt? Na moni u wan use am do? Wtout dose tins i go b vegetable oooh. Bt i fit giv u cow own since u go lik big balls

Good you know na money things
If I dey find big ones na horse own sure pass

Aitee1:




Good you know na money things
If I dey find big ones na horse own sure pass

no wahala. I go giv u. No b balls u want. So giv me dt location of urs

remiotega:
Hmmm.I wulda said nice points but som won't work in dis continent! In Nigeria u approach a guy and d next tin he's tinkin abt is how to straff you,or he sees u as irresponsible

Or


Too forward


Or


An olosho


Or


Shameless


Dey won't value u and mite just keep reminding u with dia actions dat u approached dem first..
95 percent of naija guys can't handle it jor..

Guess when a Man approaches a woman he doesn't think of strafing her. shallow minds.

Olaryeankarh:

ENDORSED!!!! How many bottles of orijin for you?

Bro I go manage 6 bottles.

safarigirl:
which bf? I never even get bf. There's a dearth of sensible men in Nigeria so I don't do 'relationships' or whatever you guys now call casual sex. If you're only there to kpansh, you'll end up drained and miserable.

lols. U this girl u do chat like a male ...like the way u reason though .

Aitee1:





A beariful morning to you!

those lips tho

Chigold101:
Coach nikkypearl have you found your Mr Right? Is this how you found him?

Coach am waiting for your answer

Lol !yes i have,unless you want to apply...

nikkypearl:


Lol !yes i have,unless you want to apply...

sure I wish to apply...

So what's the next step?

danbrowndmf:
lols. U this girl u do chat like a male ...like the way u reason though .

how you doing?

safarigirl:
how you doing?

sup wiv u.u on bbm? U still rap?

danbrowndmf:
sup wiv u.u on bbm? U still rap?

not on bbm currently. Packed up phone, I still rap kinda

I think the best strategy is patience ....

safarigirl:
not on bbm currently. Packed up phone, I still rap kinda

cool. U reside where? We still dy rap o

danbrowndmf:
cool. U reside where? We still dy rap o

Abuja

safarigirl:
Abuja

no wonder ur mouth like dis

danbrowndmf:
no wonder ur mouth like dis

how so?

Swagt101:
So you wan make I bend truly Do u now have a Mr. Right

I hv both mr right nd mr left,equation balanced.

safarigirl:
how so?

u get sharp. Mouth na...u stay around wuse? Wanted cmn there some time ago

danbrowndmf:
u get sharp. Mouth na...u stay around wuse? Wanted cmn there some time ago

lol, I stay nowhere near Wuse

safarigirl:
lol, I stay nowhere near Wuse

so why u not sleeping by dis time?

jabojafa:
its like u hv don dt to 95% of naija guys dt is why u can accurately say dt abi u b statistician?

So u hav to die to know dat people die everyday? U hav to b a pros to knw that there ar prstituts? So u really mean I hav to do dat to 95% of guys bfor knowing that...

danbrowndmf:
so why u not sleeping by dis time?

watching a movie

Ovialekhe:
I will follow ur advice.Thank you

Edo woman, you wan settle down ni? Wetin happen to Italian league?

kingobozy:
very insightful. Ladies it's up to you now.
...and if you can't still find Mr Right

lol at d pic

nikkypearl:

Dear Nairaland Babes,

While many single women truly enjoy living the single life, others are ready to find Mr. Right and begin a new chapter in the story of their lives.

For all of you single women, here are 7 strategies for meeting Mr. Right.

1. Don’t Wait for Him to Come to You

Although it would be nice, it’s highly unlikely that a gorgeous, well-mannered, high-paid and sensitive man is going to knock on your door in the next few seconds and introduce himself to you. If you want to find that man, you’re going to have to get out there and look for him! Don’t expect too much right away, but put yourself in a position to meet people and get to know them.

2. Expect to Fall Short a Few Times

When you’re out there meeting guys and getting to know them, chances are you will meet a few that aren’t right for you. This can often lead to disappointment. All single women should understand that this isn’t failure – its one step closer to Mr. Right. Don’t expect to find your soul mate on the first night – it will most likely take some time. Expect to fall short a few times and don’t be too disappointed when you do.

3. Spend Some Time Thinking about What You Want

When you’re searching for Mr. Right, it’s important to know what you’re looking for. While you’ve probably already spent some time considering Mr. Right’s physical attributes, what would he enjoy? What would his favorite kind of music be? Is he a funny guy?

When you think about the things he would enjoy or appreciate, you may determine where to find him. Perhaps your Mr. Right is a fan of jazz – maybe visiting some cozy jazz clubs would lead you to him. By knowing what you’re looking for, you’ll determine how to find him.

4. Work on Your Confidence

If you are a single women with low self confidence, you’re going to have a difficult time meeting anyone – let alone Mr. Right. Men find women with confidence extremely attractive. Even if you don’t look like a supermodel, be confident with who you are and appear comfortable in your skin. If you accept and love yourself for who you are, so will Mr. Right when you find him!

5. Accentuate What Is Wonderful about You

Most single women — or any women — aren’t 100% happy with their bodies; they may want a smaller butt, plumper lips or longer hair. The truth is that no one is perfect and most men don’t want their women to look like celebrities or supermodels. Every woman is beautiful and you should accentuate what is beautiful and wonderful about you. Men enjoy it when their women look great – but not overdone. Simply play up your best features and stay confident!

6. Don’t Be Afraid to Approach Him

If you’ve had your eye on a hunky guy across the room for a while but he’s not walking over, don’t be afraid to approach him. Read the signs first, of course – he’s looking at you and smiling, there is no woman with him, etc.

When the coast is clear, walk up to him and say hello. Ask him to dance or ask if you can sit down. Introduce yourself, talk a bit, then tell him it was nice to meet him and go back to your chair. The next move will be up to him.

7. Above All – Be Who You Are

You’re staring across the table at a man with the most gorgeous and piercing eyes you’ve ever seen. It’s times like this when it can be easy to compromise who you are in an effort to keep things going forward. While it can be difficult to do, you should always be who you are. Don’t compromise your beliefs, your goals, or yourself at all in an attempt to find Mr. Right. When it truly is Mr. Right, all you will need to be is who you are.

Remember to be patient and realize that he will come along – probably when you least expect it and when you’re in the perfect position to be swept off your feet....

Is that how you find yours, can you practice what you preach or you turn it to other other chicks

Follow the op at ur own peril

safarigirl:
watching a movie

wats d name of d movie?

danbrowndmf:
wats d name of d movie?

Half of a Yellow Sun

safarigirl:
Half of a Yellow Sun

heard d movie was below par to the book itself