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Iamoluwaslim:I may have some ugly past but surely "in-cest" is not part of it. Some things are just so disgusting to the ear. ![]() |
I respect that barcanista guy so much for his intelligence and record keeping. I also miss idiamin1 for his comic relief. |
That woman sounds innocent. The husband obviously used her to smuggle the cannabis. |
chocolateme:"slaps her" wake up Nkemjika, it's morning already. ![]() |
If my bible can't handle the situation, my sissy gun sure will. ![]() |
So touching. I love you mum. |
@Op, you fuccked your cousin and you are even proud of it. No regrets, no shame? Jesus ![]() |
I have heard you Mr Ben "Chameleon" Bruce but be reminded that "2face" and "2mouth" doesn't make one a good politician. It surely backfires in a long run. ![]() |
@op, why you no put "viewer's discretion"? ![]() |
Who get lighter for here? ![]() |
Charging an ex military man who once help the position of a NSA for the possession of unlicensed firearms shows an incurable stupidity of the DSS. This man had military security orderly and you want them to use sticks and matchets to protect their boss? Why haven't the DSS arrested and arraigned all those politicians who buy arms for their thugs abi them think those ammunitions are licensed? DSS is as confused as their ab0ki boss. ![]() |
Omo, that nyash deserve being observed oo. Bovi, I'm with you on this one abeg, we go explain to to madams later. ![]() |
The Mods won't put this on frontpage, if na Tonto Dike story now, e for don fly enter frontpage. Shebi, she don marry sef, thank God, no more "Tonto Bare It All Open In New Pics" ![]() @topic, chai see weapons oo. Even the police man for there confuse. ![]() |
Mr Man, how many plots of land and buildings do you have in your name? How many shares and bonds do you have? Has your bank statement balance turned to phone number? Can people respect and fear your parents because of their son(you)? What is the financial status of your siblings? OK or still managing? If anything happens to your car now if you have any, can you replace it with ease? If the answers to all these questions are NO, then you need a brain-resetting slap if you ever remember that slvt of a girl again. ![]() |
I never knew that smiling means weakness or kwurupshon. But the great and no nonsense men/leaders I read about like Mandela, Jerry Rawlings, Thomas Sankara, Tafawa Balewa, Awolowo, Zik, Gadhaffi, and even young Nzeogwu always smiled. So Mr Cramjones, you better dodge your head as I don pack stones Wey I go throw on APC fraudsters. Mek I no begin with you oo. ![]() |
And somebody will tell me not to blame 1slam for this? Members of 0gboni fraternity may find grace and mercy in the sight of the Lord but Mvslims will surely rot in hell. Quote me and receive the full dose of my fury now you uncircumsized and ungroomed he-goats. ![]() |
I read the part where the young man admitted that he smoke weed before the speech so why am I here? ![]() |
It sounds and looks funny to an average Nigerian or should I say African at a neighborhood just few minutes ago in San Diego California as electricity supply was interrupted for almost 30minutes without a warning. It happened that there was a fatal accident on a street and one of the cars involved caught fire near an electricity cable which forced the fire service and the electricity company to react immediately by disconnecting the affected area. This caused commotion in the neighborhood and people especially old hypertensive white folks were badly affected. Already, an old man in a home life support machine couldn't make it before the paramedics came to his rescue. The power has been restored however but the community is still counting its damages. Source: Eyewitness(ME) |
Bia Rochas, mmaa gi aka nti ee, your ab0ki-infected brain will reset. Ewu hawusa ![]() |
Another 480 terrorists loading... |
Oh, is that Mr. Liar again. Mtcheew ![]() |
Oga Wike, as you don start well, abeg end well oo. At the name of Wike or Fayose, APC will bow. ![]() |
Even Tinubu has his regrets now so also several nairalanders like Ngeneukwenu and Beremx but pride won't let them admit it. 2015 was entirely a Northern agenda and sensing that Igbos are too smart to be gullible, the Northerners resorted to the Yorubas to achieve it. SWesterners, through their media power helped with the necessary propaganda and today, many of them are biting their fingers. Thank God I have just acquired Cotonou citizenship so Wetin "consai" me. ![]() |
I listened to Radio B1afra when Nnamdi kanu said they will revenge. I'm sure na NAIJA police go bear the consequences. I foresee guerrilla-like terror on police stations soon just like the BH started in Borno back then. Igbos are too emotional when it comes to killing but physical structures like police stations and army baracks may not escape their revenge. Though Igbos hardly kill, however some silly Policemen who will want to be foolish heros will surely be collateral damages. ![]() |
If She knows your salary, spend 80% of it on her undies, shoes, bags, clothes and make ups. Tell her remaining 20% is for Tithe and "Marcel-anus" abi miscellaneous expenses. ![]() |
APC is obviously taking advantage of Buhari's senility to confuse him more. Take this to the bank, I don't see Buhari matching the hidden achievements of Gej despite the bad cabals that surrounded him. APC already envisaged this and had planned to rubbish Gej administration so as to give credence to the little achievement Buhari would have but Nigerians are not daft. Stones will soon start flying above their heads and cars on the streets. ![]() |
LongPennis and family loading... |
Just look at how handsome they all look. Beauty of 1slam. ![]() |
And how do you intend to go about a work eligibility I mean permanent residence card? You think you can just travel go America today begin work tomorrow morning? Mind you, a lot of Nigerian doctors are doing security jobs over there while hoping to get papers. Even after the papers sef, for the fact you read your nursing in Nigeria, they will regard you you as a quack and frustrate you with unending board certification exams. I keep saying this, aside marriage, the best way to go to America is by visa lottery. I advise you to try those two or keep your black a55 back home. ![]() |
And I came to see unguarded b00bs. ![]() |
Lagos is no man's land so they are free to flock there naa. Na joke oo. ![]() |
Bros, you too dey worry yourself. Wait mek you witness the marriage first naa. No be all these obodo oyibos Wey dey confuse our girls since time IMO river? By the time he comes back, fucck am finish travel back, her eyes go clear. Guyman just remembered how sweet the punny of his ex was come dey promise her heaven and earth just to get a second round and the gullible girl come dey fall for am. Ode sorry "Odein" ![]() |




