₦airaland Forum

After they sent me an SMS a few days earlier directing me to re-register my line with an ID, I received a follow up SMS stating that my line has been disconnected forthwith.

The issue now is that I'm currently out of the country and will not be back until end of next month.

Where I am, I can only receive SMS from banks, family and friends but not calls.

I haven't received any SMS even from my bank since MTN sent me that text so I'm pretty sure they have done it though my whatsapp remains active.

Please any advice on what I should do?

In Nigeria, with a Nigerian girl, answer is NO especially "moneywise".

misspicy:
Thats how one of my friend was seeing her period till the 6th month,startrd feeling weak and feverish,treated malaria,malaria no gree go,untik we rush her go hospital,few hours later doctor come meet us say....congrat ur friend is 6 months pregnant....and dis my friend always abusing oda girls for same offense o...choi,OP ur bae is preggy....CONGRATS BABYDADDY

OK I got it. You are now laughing at her because she was abusing you for incessant pregnancies and later was caught up with the same.

@op, congrats brother and don't forget to give the testimony afterall many ladies are been bleeped by god of men for this same reason.

Even my pastor will never intimidate me (with bible) into not having a feel of a woman I intend to marry.

God punish you if I discover you have a fake boobi when I need to do some sucking. I swear, I go send you away from my house even if na 12midnight.

It can only happen in Nigeria.

A cop is only a cop when on uniform, aside that, he's just an ordinary person.

Lawless country with gullible people.

Mad people, mad party-APC

Since the creation of Nigeria, the North has always been the focus of every administration. All the resources of the country over the years have been squandered there yet no impact on their lives and orientation.

Even a refinery was built in Kaduna when the zone don't have a drop of human urine let alone oil.

All was to please them and also to help them grow in civilisation alongside other zones yet the people are still the most backward in the country.

So PA Buhari, if you like, spend the country's budget on your kinsmen, it won't stop Emeka or Obinna from eating nkwobi and isi ewu just as it won't stop the same abbokkis from shinning my shoe.

Nonsense.

Ride on, man of the moment. We dey your behind.

@Op, So you guys killed our President for dream abi?


You are under arrest for attempted and full murder.

But bro, I feel you oo, that dream mean something. River, Boat, hunter, army, hmmmm.

Make e no be say ND people are planning big for PA Buhari oo.

Onye na acho igbachiri onye Chi ya na agbachiroluu?

Isi odikwa ya mma

Why wasn't Sahara reporters' signals jammed when they were bashing the former govt? Why hasn't BBC hausa's signal been jammed when they are preaching religious hate?

Ndi ara who can't even upgrade to digital are here talking rubbish.

SUGARBEE:
Give her some space.. She'll come back around

Give her some space to fucck around and bring back diseases for you after she must have been dumped by several guys abi

Bros, don't mind the above advice abeg, let that slut go now that it's still time before you end up in customary court tomorrow. Maybe God is trying to save you from an impending danger. I'm talking from experience oo, don't say you are not warned.

Honestly, this made me shed tears. The problem is that a lot wanna help but don't know where to start from.

For example, where I come from, no family is still in abject poverty. All where I've been to, same thing except when I did my NYSC in the North and I tried to help with the little I had then.

God help us all.

Most of them are third class liars sorry I mean lawyers and therefore not qualified for such title.

Maybe one day, the likes of Senator Anni Okonkwo who can't even express himself in simple English will demand to be made a Professor.

Shebi Patrick Obiahagbon na lawyer, how many case he don win since he begin lawyer?

Mad Legislooters.

I would've dropped a comment if I had understood the write-up.

Wives find it easy and needful to cheat on husbands who won't upgrade themselves educationally?

Evening class won't be a bad idea bro.

No hard feelings

If my future wife big reach Mama peace size, she should be ready to allow me have concubines.

I no fit sleep with my mama abeg.

I'm sure my Igbo friends already have plans for the importation and sole distribution.

Since everybody is failing integrity test in Nigeria, let buhari be the president, minister and judge too naa.

What kind of nonsense is this sef? Are all Nigerians daft?

Saint buhari indeed.

I'm more interested in her phone lock, bbm and whatsapp locks.

Ladies like that are simply cheaters, marry them at your risk.

Not saving his number simply says she's not into the guy so he's just her side man who she takes as what my igbo friends call "odinamkpa"

Use a dettol on his brokos before sucking simply to avoid germs.

Why does this ewu, after successfully friendzoning himself by himself, come here to disturb people

The poor girl is obviously tired of friendzoning him but he still enjoys the status. Boys falling men's hand since time IMO river.

You have just successfully been friendzoned Mr. Man.

I read the part that says the projects were completed and I swallowed back my venom.

Fashola, no doubt, is a thief but a smart one. Another smart thief is Akpabio but God will continue to punish people like Theodore Orji, even after their reincarnations, for abandoning projects and devouring the funds meant for them.

Aunty Ngoo, if you are referring to Amaechi, Rochas or Oshiomole, please don't bother.

They are PhD holders in looting and are therefore chronic in the act, we need names of freshers to start curbing the menace quickly.

BishopMagic:
And Buhari strolled into sambisa unarmed and made bokos scatter.


Bloody liars.

See what a lying party like apc has introduced into our polity.

Liar Mohammed has so corrupted the system that no one knows what to believe anymore.

Well kudos to the Airforce (if it's true)

Give saha-liar reporters a glass of water and watch them make it an ocean.

Silly brown envelope journalists with no iota of integrity or fact.

And what the hell is that @ss licker, Oshiomole doing there

With those last words of hers "Dts all", it's obvious she was equally confusing herself just like "my oga at the top"

Actually, I have been longing to change barber.

Please anyone with the address of this barber shop?