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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C: How To Fix 4/5 Fingers Biometric Capture by LONIC: 11:30am On Jul 27, 2021
Galloman:
I'm an application and I have successfully done my biometric. I hope they commence physical verification soonest.

You are indeed an application
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Woman That Is Older Than You? by LONIC: 11:26am On Jul 27, 2021
yassinattah:

Baba don conclude say him go clock 90 b4 him die.
What a suit sayer

soothsayer
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Nigeria Internship 2021 /2022 by LONIC: 12:27am On Jul 23, 2021
900warriorz:
2019

Bros abeg dey calm down.. Abeg
I was almost in tears seeing ur comment.. I thought it was this present recruitment I put in for.
Abeg dey calm down.. No go kee person pikin.. God is my hope
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Nigeria Internship 2021 /2022 by LONIC: 6:09pm On Jul 22, 2021
900warriorz:
Thunder Fire ROAD SAFETY

Travelled all the way down to Ilorin for their recruitment...Jogged 4km under 15mins cry even the people that got the job have been employed before we went to be drilled embarassed

Which FRSC recruitment are you talking about pls
Is it this July own?
Abi which one?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FRSC Recruitment Errors: Change Of Phone Numbers Of Applicants by LONIC: 6:03pm On Jul 22, 2021
Same here, they took my next of kin's number and put it as my number and on my next of Kin's number, they put "label" on it
Politics / Re: Detained By A Police Officer For Using Her Left Hand by LONIC: 5:02pm On Jul 22, 2021
IamNumeroUno:
Your story first of all, funny, then again, reflects the sad reality of the Nigerian society.

Mention one sector, industry or agency in nigeria that is not replete with rotten people.

At the rate Nigeria is going, one might be tempted to say that the entity, Nigeria may soon seize to exist!

cease to exist
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wema Bank - Banker In Training Program At Wema Bank Plc 2021 by LONIC: 7:57pm On Jul 21, 2021
Jhannet:
Same here, I haven't gotten any response from them.

My dear, it is well.
Have you applied at FRSC ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wema Bank - Banker In Training Program At Wema Bank Plc 2021 by LONIC: 9:49am On Jul 21, 2021
Pls I applied for this job opening but hitherto my application is still pending.
I'm weary pls, who else applied, has anyone gotten any mail or response?
Jobs/Vacancies / I'm Tired, Please Help. by LONIC: 2:00pm On May 11, 2021
Please which government agency is recruiting presently, or will recruit this year.
I'm fed up with life, I need a good job
Please help.
Phones / Re: Its Time To Stop Using Mtn For Browsing.. by LONIC: 6:42pm On Oct 05, 2017
Roon9:
Airtel 500 for 1.8gb 1000 for 3.75gb FVcking Mtn! Ported months ago after borrowing #750
how pls
Religion / Re: Join Whatsapp Group Where Latest Gospel Music Is Shared by LONIC: 7:20am On Jun 21, 2017
please add me 09033168835
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LONIC: 5:07pm On Jun 18, 2016
Sincere4u:
Mtcheeeeeew.....keep ur opinion to yourself.
lol.. I see.. little boi.. good for u
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LONIC: 8:21am On Jun 18, 2016
Sincere4u:
Islam are religion, I doubt that very much seeing that it operates like a cult which it rightly is. That is why it has sensitive issues that are no go areas....peaceful religions don't need to put the word "peace" in their names.
We know them by their conducts to be peaceful or not and Islam isn't even a religion not to talk of a peaceful one.
Mtcheeeeew!
sincere4u... first nd foremost.. wats ur educational status?
a jambite or a university undergraduate? Or others.
pls state it.. I wanna knw if u worth my many words.
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LONIC: 11:15am On Jun 17, 2016
Whr is the correlation Biko? smtx
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LONIC: 10:23am On Jun 17, 2016
urh... aswr Dis duality abi wetin im call himself jst piss me off ni sha..
I jst wish I can chat up with Dis dude nd school him a lil.. buh I doubt if his level of reasoning will be enof for him to grasp my words...
Shit! don't knw pple lyk u still exist in this 21st century.
A pitiable dismal!
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LONIC: 10:15am On Jun 17, 2016
duality:
Not interested... We need this government out.. They shouldn't bullshit us with stolen money stories.

On that last line, sorry but the fact is, Islam is not a religion of peace.
oh, so disheartening... u seem literate buh I can see u lack d features of literacy.
to start with.. what do you call a fact?
u jst goofed bro... u jst nt reasonable
to come to a public platform like this nd call your baseless claim, a fact
nw I can see why Nigeria may neva progress
religious bigots like you should be exiled to Antarctica, as you create nothing but nuisance to our society by your wack and weak intelligent quotient.
nw tell me that peaceful religion of yours, that supports your unhealthy claim.
I'm beginning to waste my words on u sef... nd of which, you don't worth it.
I can't see you doing any good with this ur Ill mindset boy!... only u can descry a peaceful religion.. hmm..
anyway.. can't really question ur rationality.. d economy of dis land might have been eating up your thinking ability. wu knows?
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by LONIC: 9:22am On Jun 17, 2016
greenpasture:


And what are you doing about it? Do you switch off your lights when not in use, do you buy Nigerian? Are you plugging wastage in your own expenses, printing double sided? Are you helping others stay positive or setting up informal skill bartering structures?

There is a spirit in every nation that has overcome difficulty. It always starts by first personalizing, then owning and finally dominating the problem. Germany and Japan at the end of the world War? Ethiopia after its long war and even Rwanda after its civil war.

No one has a right to a good life. It has to be made. If the generation before you messed things up, fix it within your domain. Problems don't listen to complaints, they only respond to positive action.

Take control and stop being a victim.
pls, what is guy saying in essence.. koz it's seemingly unfathomable to me
perhaps a more succinct expression of your view will do better

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Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by LONIC: 1:29pm On Jun 16, 2016
hmm.. doskie.. understand d fact dat Dis is a public thingy.. u shldnt force ur opinion down d throat of others.
Dis topic shldnt contrive any form of hullabaloo.
jst saying though.
Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by LONIC: 10:51am On Jun 16, 2016
Humulity:
Good one.

My expereince in Enugu - 2013.

Was coming back from work around betwen 6pm and 7pm. Already on the street after passing thru a bat spot where cars had to pass turn by turn; I noticed a yellow mistbushi L300 bus (two men inside) behind me which i did not take as anything. However, after taking a turn the bus was still behind me ; moving fast when I do and slowing down when I do. I was I bit curious beause commercial buses don't ply this route. On getting to four road junction. I decided to take left turn against going straight, as I took left they also took left. Immediatly I confirmed am being followed.
I decided to shake them off or seek for help, cos I was alarmed. I increased speed and created a a good gap between us. As I get to the T junction, I slowed down and waited as if waiting for traffic to clear, immediatly I sighted them from my side mirror and making sure they saw me, I took left turn very fast and switch to slow movement again, within 20 seeconds they are taking same left turn on a fast move. Simutaneously on another fast move I took another closeby left turn and stopped abruptly at the middle of the road. As they made to take same turn they saw me not moving and instantly they stopped. Now it was obvious to them that I know they were following me. I saw their faces from my mirror though I cannot recognise them.
As I started moving again they now kept going straight I moved very fast as take another left turn and with 1.5 mins I have parked in my compound. I quickly changed putting on short as I was walking up to the junction I saw same vehicle moving on faster pace. i just smiled and went back relieved that atleast they don't know my house.
in my own opinion though.. it sounds unreal.. sounds like one of those stories we tell to make the shallow thinkers pull up their thumbs for us... sorry bro.. not this time.. u ain't getin any word lyk; BADDO.. BAD GUY.. SHARP GUY... frm me at least.. until u learn how to just scroll away when you don't av any real experience to share.
sorry bro.. I cut ur wings.. like dat of d  Gallus gallus domesticus I ate last night..
jajajajajajajaja..
Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by LONIC: 10:38am On Jun 16, 2016
arocute:
Same stuff happened to me 2 years ago. Was taking my wife senior brother to the airport with his family. We were driving an Honda Odyssey full option 2003 and I say the vehicle was full and the kids were watching cartoon with roof DVD system. I was not to comfortable with it because it made the car more flashy and it was at night about 9pm and to compound the story the car was using a dealers plate and was only at the front, in short it was a tokunbo not registered. We where leaving ikorodu town and some where around Asolo I noticed an Honda baby boy following. To be very sure I increased my speed they also did, take God the road was free so I continued, at a point they tried overtaking me I blocked them but one thing I tried not to do was not to tell everyone in the car what was happening.we continued the Tom and Jerry chase as we approach Mile 12 bridge I was going up they took down so I thought they were turning back or going into Mile 12 or Ajelogo but to my surprise they came out right beside me after descending the bridge then they brought out their head saying flat tire flat tire park park, my wife brother wind down his widow to say thanks and told to pack so we could check.this was at mile 12 instantly the four tire stated wobbling, I told him I am not stopping even if the rims are left I will keep moving I increased my speed again and as we approach ketu I took the service lane headed for ketu police station as they noticed this they zoomed off. I parked to check the tire they were all in good shape. Got in back and continued our journey it was at this time I told them what was happening.
yea bro.. nice brain stuff.. if d flat Tyre is so obvious.. you will knw it yourself.. as d steering will become heavier or d car will seem to be pulling to the side of the flat Tyre.. d drive will even become rough somehow
dunno if dat is peculiar to me alone.. buh some way, some how, I will know without seeing it.
Car Talk / Re: What You Should Do If You Suspect A Car Is Following You by LONIC: 10:16am On Jun 16, 2016
bobkezel:
In this nigeria? who wan follow u? Forget nollywood joor. Nobody de follow anybody for naija. Mek i ask una, person don follow any of una before?
Yea bro.. it's happened to a very close friend of mine, he sold his apartment in magodo to help his wife's health issues who was flown abroad for treatment.. he was eventually paid by cheque, and on the second day..he went to cash out the cheque precisely; zenith bank moloney street obalende lagos
that's all I knew, until we got a call frm him around past 2pm dat he is close to suya bustop nd it seems one corolla sport is following him closely... that was all we heard.. on getting to suya bustop from adeniji where I was wit my brodas.. we jst saw people gathered by the road.. lo nd behold he has just bn shot on d head.. d police came and d rest re stories. RIP OLUFEMI JAMES AKA FM
take it as one of the cock and bull stories u hear on nairaland.. Dis happened 4 real.
JUST PRAY YOUR DAY DON'T COME..
AND ALWAYS BE WITH YOUR GUN... it's d best friend u can Eva av.

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Sports / Re: Oluwatofunmi Fadesire Olu-Heavy Nigeria Representative At Arnold Classic Africa by LONIC: 1:09pm On May 28, 2016
mtscheew... ain't moved though.. I've met alot of dem b4.. Na pin dem dey use dey fight dis kind pple
if u try bully my babe or my sis sef.. me I go still drop u oo
don't evn crave for this kind of physique... it's beast-like .. wu muscle Don elp.. u don baff?
Romance / Re: "Smart" Ways Most Nigerian Ladies Keep Guys On Their Waiting List by LONIC: 11:54pm On May 27, 2016
funny bt true.. nice writeup
Phones / Re: Wow Here Is The Latest Smart Phone It1702 By Itel Group by LONIC: 10:08pm On May 27, 2016
pls how much is the phone and where can I get it
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: April Born Reloaded»» by LONIC: 5:05am On Mar 28, 2015
ivyy:
April13th#
Looking for ma bday mate angry
Waoh... Gr8 thread.. Gr8 pipu.. M api i stumbled on dis.. I rep april 13
Politics / Re: See The Tweet By A Nigerian That Has Gone Viral - Linda Ikeji Blog by LONIC: 11:11pm On Mar 02, 2015
I neva knew there are lots of numbskulls here nt until i stumbled on dis forum...can't imagine a sensible matured lad or lass engaging in a commutation of insult all for d reason of proving a point
Chaii... Bunch of dundies
Sorry if i sound insultive too buh i jst can't believe pple lyk dis still exist
Romance / Re: 8 Things You Should Never Do For A Lover You’ve Not Married by LONIC: 10:18pm On Mar 02, 2015
ochisman:



my advice for u bro is to consider her stand with u, is she ready to stay? if she is, and u know she genuinely loves u then what r u waiting for to make her ur Mrs?
Mahn... Stil an undergraduate...I pray I make it wit ha down to d alter sha
Romance / Re: 8 Things You Should Never Do For A Lover You’ve Not Married by LONIC: 1:22pm On Feb 28, 2015
ochisman:
ur list is impossible if truly u r in love op,i dont think u v experienced true love, cos if u had, then u would v known that no one in love has his or her eyes wide open, except d fellow is pretending, anyone that loves u, would want to download his/her entire life to u, give u even the things dey didn't budget for, want to know every detail about ur life experiences, a man/ woman dat is in love has giving their partner all n has nothing to withhold. left to me, u r telling lovers to be fake,because a true lover must possess at least 80% of ur list.
Hmm...tru talk bro....I'm presently falling a victim of dis
We both love each other...assumably
Nd den,I knw her shortcomings..she's got so many finicial hitch nd glitch,as a true lover,I use to do my best to ensure she's fine buh den,I'm scared...I'm scared of loosing her one day koz I've entrusted my ALL into her hands
A break up wit her may lead to death for me..
M scared...rili rili scared...ai nid ur advice pals..though ur advice may not work koz I'm so so addicted to ha

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