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Technology Market / Re: Samsung Note 4 for Sale (New arrival) ***SOLD*** by lonngmann(m): 12:31pm On Apr 26, 2016
codemaster2much:
they usually have locked bootloader, not easily tweakeable like international version and there inbuilt wifi tethering are disabled. You need third party app (usually paid app to do this) and others can remember now...

But for me I will always go with internenational version
Good day sir.
Please what's the model number of the international version?
NYSC / Re: 6 Kinds Of Persons You Will Meet At NYSC Camp by lonngmann(m): 9:53am On Apr 26, 2016
7) The fighter. Will fight everybody in camp before leaving

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Technology Market / Re: Uk Used Samsung Galaxy Note 4 ××like New×× by lonngmann(m): 7:27pm On Apr 24, 2016
Swap with note 3 nko? cry
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 3:03am On Apr 19, 2016
Kbs468:

Very well Sir and it's the excitement attached to it that is keeping everyone online even till this hour oo cos I can't recollect the last time we had a full house and even stayed so late as this actually
Yeah
After several months of waiting and postponings, people got tired
Now the wait is almost over
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 8:59pm On Apr 18, 2016
Kbs468:

Hahahaha see Lonngmann ooo. You no even know say na house wey you dey dey make your Chelsea dey ef up dis season ooo.

So a change of environment might change things next season oo abi you want a repeat of this season again? cheesy

How are you doing Man and long time no see oo

I am fine o boss
Its feels good to say I am going to camp next week
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 4:32pm On Apr 18, 2016
DTOBS:

Beauty, it was nice as well...hope you don't mind a ride with me?

*opens the door* *she enters*
*curtain dropped*
Tears curtain
Unclad male and female jump out
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 4:29pm On Apr 18, 2016
Abeg, can they postpone service again, I am not ready

This tension is too much

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Jokes Etc / Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by lonngmann(m): 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
you try undecided
Technology Market / Re: US Used HP Elitebook 8460p, Fast Intel Core-i7 2.7ghz Processor.. SOLD !! by lonngmann(m): 8:41am On Feb 27, 2016
cool
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 4:16pm On Feb 24, 2016
Sugahylz:


Hahahaha gehrarahia
Ok but on a serious note, your comment yesterday got me thinking you'ld make a sweet husband. But then, it's just nairaland.
Lemme even check ur own profile pic sef
Lolz
And ur moniker only suggests me having you as a wife for the rest of my life will only give me jedi

Too much of sugar is not good for the body
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 3:20pm On Feb 24, 2016
Sugahylz:


Let us marry. *covers face*
You git me dancing like ur profile picture. .


But let me see ur picture, you have to be fine befote I say yes.
You don't want to come to nairaland to say that ur husband has been crying for 3 days none stop
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 10:20am On Feb 24, 2016
Kbs468:

Infact, your fellow CHELSEA FANS would not score you a pass mark with your answers as

1. what hyping are you even talking about? Does that mean apart from Messi and Ronaldo, No one should be called a footballer again Didn't Neymar miss One on one too? Suarez hitting the bar? Even MESSI himself, if not for the 1st goal that came a as free gift and his PENALTY, did he even showed himself in the game?

2. No you got it wrong there. Have you forgotten the saying in football that the most dangerous player on the pitch is the Man without a ball? That was the case with MESSI, so he should have targeted him instead of going towards Neymar again who was being marked already and CECH is even positioned close to that side.
Boateng case is completely different as MESSI had the Ball already.

3. Again, you are not fair there because MESSI couldn't do anything upto the 71st minute before MESSI got favoured from the counter attack!

Again that is why MESSI is different from other players because if he had played the Ball one time, CECH would have caught it, so your PARALYSIS comment is not fair at all

4. You are right about that but generally, it is another substitution BLUNDERS that WENGER is known for.

5. Questionable ways that we all are aware of that would never change unless he is removed. Can't you see your CHELSEA under GUUS?

6. I guess from your response, you've agreed with my criticism contained in the question earlier.

7. Old age is not necessarily the problem, rather mental alertness is.

8. Again you agree with me on that but I guess you know that if it were against ARSENAL, BARCELONA boys would have protested vehemently and that referee yesterday would have given them the penalty Call.
Okay o..No argument

But I don't expect arsenal to loose the second leg...simply because arsenal don't loose home and away in the champions league.
It may happen one day..not sure it's going to be now

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 8:21am On Feb 24, 2016
Kbs468:

Haba! Be fair to us nauw.

It's just that it has been Destined to be nauw, else

1. Why didn't Chamberlain score that goal?

2. Why was Moreal running towards Neymar rather than closing in on Messi?

3. Why didn't CECH stay put in the post like Shaun Bartlett said?

4. Why didn't WENGER replace CHAMBERLAIN with WELBECK instead of WALCOT?

5. Why did WENGER remove COQUELIN and replace him MATHEW FLAMINI

6. Why didn't MARTESAKER clear that ball out of danger into corner kick?

7. Why was FLAMINI moving backwards away from the ball when played to him thereby allowing MESSI run in from behind?

8. I hope you saw the hand ball by GERRARD PIQUE too?

It has been written and that is it else the above Error shouldn't have counted against US and if it doesn't, then you know what would have followed. grin
Answers

1)Because Chamberlain is not as good as you overhype him to be

2)Because he believes he has a better chance of marking Neymar than messi. Don't forget what happened to boateng last season.

3)This is the first time he will see messi in his life!. In chelsea, the defenders make sure messi doesn't get that much space in the box. Infact they try to make sure he stays out of the box.
This rare sight of messi gave him temporary paralysis, hence his sliding

4) There was a year like that , wenger brought Walcott from the bench and he overturned ibrahamovic 2 goals at the Emirates.
But wenger forgot thunder doesn't strike twice

5) Wenger has his ways..who are we to question him

6)I still ask myself that question. .why..why...why didn't Essien clear that ball well that allowed iniesta score that goal and denied us our first champions league trophy cry
7) The man is old, cut him some slack

cool Obviously, the referee didn't
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 8:10am On Feb 24, 2016
amtaken:
No scam here ok.
If you say so

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Jokes Etc / Re: Graphic Photo: The Moment You Used Nixoderm As Foundation by lonngmann(m): 8:09am On Feb 24, 2016
Turning up for a night party after putting on Nixoderm and ready to go to bed
Because you heard there will be free food
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 7:48am On Feb 24, 2016
amtaken:
I cannot relate, am not a D sampler. Bye. Lol.


Hehe
So you are taken?
Have you seen what you are taking?
Be sure you check inside the package before you take it to avoid being scammed and to avoid d stories that touch kiss
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 6:35am On Feb 24, 2016
Sugahylz:


Ermm...ARE YOU MARRIED?
Looking forward to it someday smiley
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 6:33am On Feb 24, 2016
amtaken:
Like a very long D?


My dear..it goes either ways...long or short...as a lady, am sure you can relate wink
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 1:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
FlawlessRebirth2:
.BROS YOU ARE HIGH
No..I am tall tongue
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 9:11am On Feb 23, 2016
yommys01:
Her mom will come over for a 2-3 days. She is not the gift type. What makes her happy is family and family. Her father operates almost a compound family.

Okay o..that should work too.

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Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 8:54am On Feb 23, 2016
yommys01:
me no sex? For where? She is pregnant sef.

baddolee!!!
*chop knuclle grin

She is ur wife..get her to open to you, try and surprise her with stuffs, like pounded yam as breakfast in bed..things that will make her frget or replace her great memories with her family with super great memories you are creating.

Samsung galaxy S7 has been announced..and i hear its fine o..you can get her one when its out.. wink

Happy married life!

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Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by lonngmann(m): 8:30am On Feb 23, 2016
erm..did you pratice no sex before marriage?

It might be because of what she saw on her wedding night that is making her cry

Especially the fact that she has to live with it like that for the rest of her life grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 7:23pm On Feb 21, 2016
boboLIL:
see as he de tawk am like say e de easy.... Chelsea fans una mouth nobi here oh...
LOL...Truly no be for mouth!
But abeg forget PSG. .na for Stamford Bridge we go settle their case..
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 2:46pm On Feb 21, 2016
Kbs468:

Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.
We didn't keep quiet after that slim win psg got in their own home..it's not the first time they will brat Chelsea and not qualify
We got the important away goal..now we need to beat man city and guarantee ourselves a trophy and a place in Europe
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 10:14am On Feb 19, 2016
jubrealguy:
advantage to Chelsea........hell naa!!!!!!

PSG need to win or get any kind of draw to go through while chelsea needs a win

Come on!!..its the champions league we are talking about..chelsea has overturned a 2 goal down against this same team 2 years ago to proceed to the next round..you may say they are now stronger now..so is chelsea
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 9:17am On Feb 17, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



Considering the odds. I think we performed very well

The game is still very open. Even as it stands, it is advantage to Chelsea because we have an away goal and the seconfd leg is in stamford bridge...i believe we will go through to the next round!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 8:48am On Feb 11, 2016
Fraiser:
broda, I dey hail o
Lol..ur head dey der, sha be careful.
babes don dey extra romantic pass Korede Bello as Valentine dey draw nearer...make you no come back her here to talk stories that touch.

well..you fit make frontpage with it now..its from touching experiences that makes nairaland a place to be grin

LogoDWhiz..i have seen my call up number,,though other information seems to have disappeared from my dashboard but i think it is a general problem
Thanks!...I love you







With the love if Christ bro..#nohomo..14 years no be joke tongue
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 8:28am On Feb 11, 2016
Francomekus:

Ogun state stream 2
how did u check it?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 7:09am On Feb 11, 2016
Fraiser:
oyin wotsup, gud morni, I know u must have a beautiful nyt because beautiful ladies always a beautiful nyt, u re welcom to golden city, hav u completed ur registration? Hav u printed ur green card? Hav u gotten ur callup no? Hav u seen ur posting? If u hav not seen ur postin, kindly send me ur details so dat I will quickly chek for u on my new nokia C3
bross undecided
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 7:07am On Feb 11, 2016
Honeybee20245:
Good morin guys I am Oyindamola from LASU


welcome cheesy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 6:42am On Feb 11, 2016
tuffpivot:
Abeg any solution in sight?

still cant login
have you found a way in?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 6:38am On Feb 11, 2016
Dudecollins:


Just thought of it too dis morning. But I still doubt if camp can open earlier than March 30th cos 25th, 27th & 28th are Good Friday, Easter Sunday & Easter Monday respectively.... Except if NYSC wants us to be in camp during that festive period.
I also want to believe that the easter celebration was part of the reasons for the postponement in the first place.
undecided

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