₦airaland Forum

Kano no get nigeria police again? Na so so sharia police and sharia court.

Bragging rights ke? Wey Indian and lebanese dey use una eyes see pepper for una country

So na poles and high tension nai dem dey commission? Where the light wey dem wan supply?

ControlX:
Should we be surprised at all??
"These APC rubbish has exposed many Nigerians for the soulless hypocrites they really are.
During GEJ tenure, fuel scarcity was seen as a sign of ineptitude on the part of Jonathan but today under Buhari, fuel scarcity has suddenly become the fault of oil marketers. We now sleep at the filling station just to buy fuel and kerosene at exorbitant prices if you are lucky to even get the products at all.
During GEJ tenure, we swore we would never sleep until we # bringbackourgirls . Today, we no longer wanna bring them back. Aunty Oby has since retired. Govt is no longer a continuum, you know.
Back then, under GEJ, once boko haram strikes, we would call for Jonathan's head but today, we now dismiss victims of boko haram attack as 'soft targets'. Hearing us call them 'soft targets', you would be forgiven to think those innocent victims weren't Nigerians who deserve protection from their own govt. Fulani terrorists now kill and maim Nigerians while we limit the blame on just the security agencies alone forgetting that President Buhari is the man we employed to keep us safe.
Today, some of my atheist friends who almost lynched Jonathan for praying to a wall in Israel then are now the ones reminding me that President Buhari had a right to practice his religion when I drew their attention to the photo of him (Buhari) praying in Saudi Arabia dressed like my 'Ogboni' uncle.
I remember how we almost sent 'Amadioha' after Jonathan for attending a campaign rally in kano less than 24 hours after dozens were killed in Nyanya bomb blast. But when hundreds of people mostly women and children were burnt alive in
# Dalori by boko haram, the next day, Buhari was laughing, dancing and cutting cake in Ogun state, yet, there was no outrage.
If you are among those now celebrating all the things you frowned at under Jonathan, it is high time you had a one-on-one with your conscience.
Supporting your President and urging him on even when it is very clear that he is progressing in error, is not you being a patriotic citizen. That is you being a hopeless pathetic soulless sycophant!"

This guy don vex o

PentiumPro:
Ameachi is out of the state, but Wike would not stop his madness of killing Riverians.

Wetin u dey talk? How wike go dey kill people n him dey try to avoid state of emergency

Angelberry:
Am I supposed to say Amen to this Nothing like the word marriage in my dictionary for now, it is another word for bondage to me.

If u like say Amen, if u like say amin, na u know. But I know say na bitterness dey make person dey form say marriage no be better thing

Angelberry:
tot you wanted to help me out, angels don't marry.

I'm sure u will find someone who will love you more than you fit dream of.

Na small small dem dey mad

Angelberry:
Mind marrying me

No vex, I get girlfriend

Make sure say gas no finish, cos kerosene scarce.

How this one take require deliverance na?

Person wey need surgery

Angelberry:
Thanks Kings I'm afraid of marriage.... more like a bondage to me

Na people wey no see husband dey fear marriage. Just like poor man go say stout bitter.

Men never get equality finish na women.

Even people wey no know anything about warri go dey tweet

PassingShot:
Considering they had to do it without being bribed.

Who dey bribe who to pass budget? No be them still dey chop d money?

To pass budget na accomplishment for the senators?

sas91:
Pls I need your honest opinion on this matter , i'm a lady with an average height and weighing 70kg, my fiance always complain about my weight and I know I'm trying my best working on it. But this time around he compared me with my friend and said my friend has a better body structure than I, that i'm not more beautiful as I used to be and that if I want to be his wife then I must Slim down. And so many things I can't even mention. He finally asked if I am ready to do all he wants.
my fear is did he truly love me? what if I Slim down now and even get fatter after giving birth to a baby, wld he then hate me so much? i'm confused and scared of going on with the relationship, Pls I need advice from experienced people.

Nigerian women, una must always use givin birth as excuse to get fatter. I no go lie give u, me too no like fat women.

Just work on it I'm sure u go even dey happier with ur self.

I dey come

Na today we start pay that kind money to see doctor? You wey even get the money yapa dey complain

Una think say na Shakespeare era we dey, wey una dey try use poem woo woman

mikolo80:
yes o. it's either e pain you or e sweet you. I know say e no sweet you.

If u say so. Me no fit argue. Person wey I no know before

mikolo80:
e no pain you na in you comment

So na only people wey e pain dey comment?

mikolo80:
me sef. she no send us but no lie e pain you the same way e pain me. moto no go be her problem

Pain me ke. Wey me no even know her before. Na the first time I dey hear her name or papa name.

Until the day nigeria leaders go learn how to express themselves with words naija no fit good. Them no de even sabi talk.

mikolo80:
d biggest mistake be say no be your side she de talk. he's level no fit brag with motor

But u know say na true I dey talk

tosyne2much:
You gat repent be that before you go face the wrath of God

At least I don stop to enter bank, that na one step forward.

The greatest mistake wey she make be say, we for this side no dey look wristwatch, people dey buy normal watches. But if u buy better car, people go look u die, weda e cost reach the watch no matter

enieme:
lol@ didirin state.
agarawu see ur state o

Agaz I no yab ur state o, I just dey elaborate abi na explain dem dey call am

I don always talk am say, na only death dey make our leaders reason small.

They are all dull criminals.

enieme:
Na I'm not saying it that way. Just suprised at its close proximity to lag and yet its less developed than othe farther states.

That's life for you, everybody/state no fit open eyes. Some must be didirin

enieme:
yeah, just bars and hotels. Those are the only two sports they enjoy. Its a shame that the state is close to lagos but the lagos life has rarely rubbed off on them. Abeokuta and ota and the only 'open eye' places.

Wetin dey d lagos wey una dey talk like say lagos na heaven?