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The following information should be known offhand by any average person,,, but it's a pity today that most people don't take it serious and think it's a normal stuff. They include,,,, _ your phone number _ your bank account details (account number, ATM pin) it's funny some do forget their ATM pin,,,,, just four digit. _ your matriculation number,,, funny right _ the following contacts (your parents, siblings, lover) _ your school anthem....... Some students have spent three to four years in the University and yet to know their school anthem while some don't even know the National anthem,,, especially the second stanza (I have witnessed scene several times) _ And lastly the Nigeria's thirty six States and capital........ The last time some recite it last was in the primary school days........ It won't be funny when you go for an interview and you are asked to recite the states and capital of your country and you start shaking mouth like someone that has just been bitten by heavy rain. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS. |
Showcase your university by sharing pictures of some nice places in your school and let's see which school rocks it better. I rep the better by far.. Below are some nice places in the University of ilorin. |
Let's see school that rocks it better in terms of building structures, design, etc, I rep*#thebetterbyfar* Let's see that beautiful places in your school. |
These are not good times for Prince Jide Kosoko,
he needs our prayers to be able to manage the
issues that are facing him from his late wife's
family. The funeral of late Henrietta Emumeakpor-
Kosoko slated for Regina Mundi, Mushin, Lagos
has been suspended according to reports.
Also, her remains will also not be buried in Atan
Cemetery, Yaba, Lagos as earlier released
planned.
According to a member of the burial committee
who spoke to encomium, under the condition of
anonymity, the reason for the cancellation of the
Lagos funeral arrangement was not unconnected
with the fact that Henrietta’s family from Delta
state insisted that their daughter must not be
buried outside.
“It’s true that Henrietta’s remains will no longer be
buried in Lagos. Her siblings and other members
of her family have insisted they’re not burying her
in Lagos as earlier planned by Jide Kosoko. |
The world's shortest couple - who both measure less than three feet tall - have proved that size doesn't matter when it comes to love. #JVTECH Paulo Gabriel da Silva Barros and Katyucia Hoshino, from Brazil, both have forms of dwarfism and stand at 34.8in and 35.2in respectively. Both say they have faced discrimination for their size and have been pointed and stared at in the street - with passers-by openly laughing at their stature. The pair, who hopes to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, said they met on a social media website ten years ago and started chatting on MSN Messenger. The couple hopes to get married and have children in the future – although it may be difficult for Katyucia to carry a baby full-term because of her size. (Mirror)
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Anything funny happens in your church today Feel free to share here. As for me I attend RCF and today is our Thanksgiving service, while drumming, the two drumming sticks fell from the drummer's hands at the same time, and for almost 45 seconds, the second stick was no where to be found. It was fun though. |
A teacher in a private school, Edet Umoren, who beheaded a
10 year old pupil, Precious Adedeji, last Thursday in Esugbo,
Itamerin, near Ijebu-Ife, in the Ijebu East Local Government
Area of Ogun State, said he was triggered by the victim and
the head teacher, who is the wife of the proprietor.
Adedeji, a pupil of Favour Nursery and Primary School, was
the granddaughter of the proprietor, Pastor Joseph
Olutoye.See more graphic photos after the cut...
PHOTOS
She was killed by the mugger a day after her 10th birthday.
Umoren was paraded on Monday at the headquarters of the
Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Magbon, Abeokuta, along with
six suspected kidnappers and a suspected Boko Haram member
by the state Commissioner of Police, Abdulmajid Ali.
PHOTOS
The 52-year-old native of Akwa Ibom State said he committed the
crime because Adedeji and the head teacher made him angry by
some uncomplimentary remarks they made.
He also said he never knew what came over him, adding that
he regretted his action.
He said, That morning, I held a cutlass which I used to cut
canes in the bush to discipline pupils. The girl(Adedeji) and
the head teacher saw me and made some remarks which
provoked me; then I used the cutlass to behead her.
“I never knew what came over me; it was when I had carried
out the act that I regained my senses. I regret my action.”
Umoren, who said he was married with three children,
explained that the proprietor owed him four years salary
arrears, adding that his salary was N7,000 per month and not
N4,000. |
source :http://www.tutaabsoluta.com/ |
Plaque that is ravaging our nation tomatoes Tuta absoluta, aka the tomato leafminer, is ravaging tomato farms in the north-east, north-west and central regions of Nigeria– The larvae attack the leaves of the tomato plant by feeding on them voraciously – The ‘Tomato Ebola’ has the ability to wipe out a farm within days – It has caused a colossal shortage in supply, with consequently sky-rocketing prices, increasing by at least five-fold Just when the nation’s tomato farmers were beginning to reap the rewards of the government’s stopping of the importation of substandard tomato produce, which was costing Nigeria N80bn annually, there comes a plague that is threatening to wipe out tomato farms.Its devastating effects have prompted Nigeria’s and Africa’s wealthiest man, Aliko Dangote, to suspend production at his recently built tomato processing plant in northern Kano state because of a lack of tomatoes. The culprit is a moth with the biological name tuta absoluta, aka the tomato leafminer, but now generally referred to as the ‘Tomato Ebola’, reflecting its destructive power in comparison to the dreaded Ebola virus.Tomato EbolaTuta absoluta is a grey-brown species of moth that is about 7mm long, with the ability to wipe out a farm within days. A female pest can produce up to 260 eggs in 21 days. This reproductive capability, coupled with a lack of expertise concerning its control, were the reasons for its spread and the scale of the devastation.The tomato is the main host plant, but tuta absoluta also attacks other crop plants,including potato and pepper plants. Eight to ten generations can occur in a single year if the conditions are favourable. Devastation The larva attacks the leaves of the tomato plant by feeding on it voraciously, producing large galleries in leaves, and consuming green and ripe fruits, consequently causing up to 100% loss in yield in some farms. Global spread The moth was first identified as a tomato pest in 1927, when it was prevalent in many South American countries. It was first identified in Spain in 2006, before its detection in France, Italy, Greece, Malta, Morocco, Libya and Algeria.It continued its voracious appetite by infecting the Middle Eastern states of Lebanon, Jordan, Iraq, Iran and Saudi Arabia.It further advanced to Africa, from Egypt to Sudan, Ethiopia, and Senegal, before being reported here in Nigeria. |
lekjons:Lolz, I for tell am abi,, no worry ehn, I go tell am when a basket of tomatoes is reduced to #1200. Shey na only him Waka come ![]() |
): 9:03am
I received the text below from the phone number 08137722023.
Please read. "Dear Customer, Due to the BVN validation in
compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been
De_activated call our help line on 08101094147 now. I promptly
called the guy and below is the abridged version of our
conversation. . Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message. .
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you
called! So you're affected by the BVN problem? . Me: you said my
ATM is deactivated? . The man: which bank are you using? . Me:
Which of my ATM is deactivated? . The Man: Which bank are you
using? . Me: You deactivated my ATM so you should know which
one you deactivated. . The Man: OK, you are using First Bank? .
Me: No sir, I don't use First Bank. . The Man: Oh my God it is
Access bank. . Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access. The Man. What
of GTB? . Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was
formally Bank of the North. . The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been
having problems. What's your account number? . Me: I don't
know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts. .
The Man: Okay just take out your ATM let me check my system for
you. . Me: Which bank are you working with? . The Man: CBN . Me:
Sir, I don't have account with the CBN. . The Man: We are the head
of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office. . Me:
What's your name sir. . The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which
ATM do you have with you now? . Me: The one your father gave
me. . The man: My father? . Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave
birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work. The line went dead.
kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to
anybody on the phone. It could save a life. Pls Share. Beware of
419. |
I received the text below from the phone number
08137722023. Please read. "Dear Customer, Due to the BVN
validation in
compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM
card has been De_activated call our help line on 08101094147 now.
I promptly called the guy and below is the
abridged version of our conversation.
.
Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our
message and you called! So you're affected by
the BVN problem?
.
Me: you said my ATM is
deactivated?
.
The man: which bank are you using?
.
Me: Which of my ATM is
deactivated?
.
The Man: Which bank are you using?
.
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you should know
which one you deactivated.
.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
.
Me: No sir, I don't use First Bank.
.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB?
.
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it
was formally Bank of the North.
.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having
problems. What's your account number?
.
Me: I don't know, can't
remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
.
The Man: Okay just take out your ATM let me
check my system for you.
.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
.
The Man: CBN
.
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria.
We control banks from our office.
.
Me: What's your name sir.
.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with
you now?
.
Me: The one your father gave me.
.
The man: My father?
.
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a
petty thief. Go and look for work.
The line went dead.
kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to
anybody on the phone. It could save a life.
Pls Share.
Beware of 419. |
Dilemma,,, my friend danger is loading, run for your life. |
Noted!!! Thanks for the piece man.. God helping us. |
For those that went to church today, how was /has it been your experience in church today? Maybe when going, in the church or when coming back home. #shareyourexperience |
Is it good for grown up siblings (male and female) 22 and 18 years respectively to be sleeping in the same room ![]() |
Closing of the eyes while praying, does it really matter or is it even biblical that you must close your eyes when praying ![]() |
Which do you think is the best way, eating or fasting to the church especially on Sunday. ![]() |
Who marriage epp jare |
halfricanadian:Like seriously ![]() |
What actually prompted me of creating this thread is that one of my neighbors is getting married today, see this lady ehn, saying she's an harlot would be an understatement, she is a public server who has terminated many pregnancies, but one man from God knows where he came from, not knowing the true image of the lady because the lady has been recently acting like an angel whenever she's with this man. |
With my experience with couples both young and old make me to be scared of marriage, I have only came to realize that 10% out of 100% maintain their status as fresh as when they just get wedded, it is either the husband show his true colour that is hidden before marriage or the wife, except just few. I'm damn scared. |
Mediator97:Lolz,, this man I mean the meaning now, of course the spellings are different |
Please is there any difference among these three words
Speak
Talk
And Say
Somehow confused here. |
darkenkach:Funny name though,, why no Tiwa and T_bliz |
Twins, a boy and a girl. Victor and Victoria |
Ladies and gentlemen looking forward to naming their unborn children, when your first child comes and probably set of twins, what name(s) is/are in your mind. |
A musician, comedian, radio and television presenter. I really missed his grammar. Lolz. |

