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SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2014
Hello MIKEL.
This is MOURINHO calling. Switch to chelsea mode immediately..i repeat switch to chelsea mode immediately
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 5:14pm On Nov 15, 2014
83 mins played. Super eagles jus Hang in there like say na molue grin
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 5:10pm On Nov 15, 2014
UCHE THAT WAS YOUR MOMENT OF GLORY!! DAMMIT
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 5:07pm On Nov 15, 2014
EMENIKE now off

I hope this AaRON dude will produce another made in China goal like last time
grin
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 5:00pm On Nov 15, 2014
Them no go see that MIKEL through ball pass to EMENIKE. Na wen he misplace ball una go open mouth. Blo0ody Nigerians! grin
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2014
Enyeama!!! Can save your destiny grin
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Lordabas: 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2014
Nigerians dont celebrate just yet!!

I can see an equaliser looming
grin
HealthRe: I Cant Cum Through Normal Sex But Can While Masturbating, Is That Normal? by Lordabas: 4:34pm On Nov 15, 2014
Emmaesty:
I sure say u don f**k plenty babes for ya life
You think so? cheesy
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 3:27pm On Nov 15, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Lol you can't have both ya know. Can't be getting greedy can we tongue
Its worth getting greedy over cheesy
And since i don't like sharing thats the only way to make it balance cheesy
HealthRe: I Cant Cum Through Normal Sex But Can While Masturbating, Is That Normal? by Lordabas: 2:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
Emmaesty:
I've always known that u're strange
Lol. What's strange? The womans vagïna needs to be as tight as the dudes hand to enable easy cumming cheesy
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 2:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Ew Bob Marley lol druggie

Haha I am Dont worry you're going to have to share with me tho tongue
Ok then since u guys are bestos if i share her with you i automatically get a share of you also cheesy
Good idea tongue
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 1:43pm On Nov 15, 2014
Emmaesty:
Chai...... Somepeople sef
Yea some people are good like that tongue
FashionRe: A Thread For Those With Gap Tooth by Lordabas: 1:33pm On Nov 15, 2014

I like my gap tooth
Its kinda cute and
It adds character
A good smile covers up so many imperfections grin

CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 1:14pm On Nov 15, 2014
Emmaesty:
My boobs don't sag. Be happy with ur weak erection, u might find a girl who likes it grin grin grin
Ofcus i can always use my mouth cheesy
HealthRe: I Cant Cum Through Normal Sex But Can While Masturbating, Is That Normal? by Lordabas: 1:07pm On Nov 15, 2014




During masturbatiøn, the fist is tighter than a vagïna so its easier to cum. Its normal
SportsRe: Congolese Humiliate Nigerians; Chant Ebola Go Away by Lordabas: 12:45pm On Nov 15, 2014








Let them keep chanting.
We'll give them our reply on the pitch!
angry
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 12:39pm On Nov 15, 2014
kokoA:
I can't trust you to look after my sick grandmother wo shocked ur case is strong.
grin grin

You nor well
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 12:36pm On Nov 15, 2014
Emmaesty:
Even if the boobs resemble a deflated balloon? Ewww
Be happy wit ur saggy boøbs although ur brezz will probably be resting on ur knees cheesy
You'll find a man that likes it tongue
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 9:13am On Nov 15, 2014
kokoA:
na everything your eyes see your mouth go talk? huh Ahn ahn.. Even sixty something years old ma? shocked
Men are moved by what they see grin
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 9:11am On Nov 15, 2014
Emmaesty:
There's something called a "push-up bra" No wonder guys get easily deceived by girls....... Smh
When i get to the point where the bra falls off my only thoughts is " Yeah nakèd boøbs "

Then i touch them tongue
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 1:22am On Nov 15, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Lol so you wanna have Nissi ( my besto) all to yourself?

Ohh yeah definitely we totally chill with wiz khalifa like *flicks hair*
Yea
It wouldn't be a bad idea. I'm sure you're a cheerful giver cheesy

Lol. In yor mind u can only chill with peeps like Bob Marley ermmm..i dunno tongue
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 1:11am On Nov 15, 2014
Nostalgia21:
tufiakwa angry
Wetin? angry
RomanceRe: . by Lordabas: 1:08am On Nov 15, 2014
Lolaabokoku:
for how long is that gonna happen?
As long as theres love. cheesy
Her not cooking means next to nothing when considering love and compassion wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Marriage Is Scam! Its Just Mere Certification Of Promiscuity! by Lordabas: 10:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
bigFOOTcaveMAN:
I hate people taking oats they dont plan to keep!
I am married and i already have a kid. I am just naturally allergic to deceit and clear-eyed cheating sad
Really? lipsrsealed
With what you spewed up there, no woman would even want to have a conversion with you let alone marry you
RomanceRe: . by Lordabas: 10:20pm On Nov 14, 2014


If a man really loves her woman, he wouldn't care if she can't cook or not



Besides,you can always eat her out
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Marriage Is Scam! Its Just Mere Certification Of Promiscuity! by Lordabas: 10:07pm On Nov 14, 2014









Well, thanGOD you've never been married cos we wouldn't want someone with your kind of hate to reproduce
SportsRe: Memorable Goals Of The Super Eagles by Lordabas: 9:54pm On Nov 14, 2014


MY MOST MEMORABLE
I NO GO EVER FORGET
grin

RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Illitrate As A Wife? by Lordabas: 9:48pm On Nov 14, 2014
Ikpewe:
OGA U VE DERAILED
Derail wetin? grin
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Ini Edo Shows Off Her Parents On Instagram by Lordabas: 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2014
her mommas boobsie is forever young..still standing

I dove my hat cool
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Marry Your Age Mate? by Lordabas: 9:10pm On Nov 14, 2014
Saimeritus:
I have been having this arguement with my cousin and she says it's wrong for a man to marry his age mate. what do u think guys?







Not your age mate but soulmate
wink
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 7:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Ohhh you're jealous of me cause she's my bestie and not yours tongue I Dont mind sharing

Hehe obviously wiz khalifa made that song about us like wink
I dont like sharing..i love being the sole owner do you still mind? tongue

Yea he must have saw you two somewhere & he couldn't stop thinking abt two lovelies. Maybe from there the inspiration came cheesy
RomanceRe: We Are Sick And Tired Of Nigerian Women!! by Lordabas: 4:26pm On Nov 14, 2014






Naija women this
Naija women that

If Naija women don tire you jejely migrate go Cotonou!!
grin

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