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RomanceRe: Wahala Dey O. My Ex Threatened To Kill Me! by Lordabas: 11:15pm On Nov 12, 2014
englishmart:
before now, I was thinking you were reasonable! Dumb asssss!
Ofcus I'm always reasonable when it matters cheesy

But still

Hide your head in shame! Disgrace!!! angry
RomanceRe: Wahala Dey O. My Ex Threatened To Kill Me! by Lordabas: 11:02pm On Nov 12, 2014


You deserve to be killed.
How do you let a woman threaten you and go free
You're a disgrace to manhood!! angry
CelebritiesRe: A Big Regret: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by Lordabas: 10:58pm On Nov 12, 2014
That's what happens when you cannot control your díck grin
CelebritiesRe: A Big Regret: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by Lordabas: 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2014

Sorri o 2baba


If wishes were bugatti na beggars for dey handle steering dey ride
grin
RomanceRe: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Lordabas: 9:17pm On Nov 12, 2014
Rityben:
I didn't know this. I wake every night
Maybe u're among the remaining 30% wink
RomanceRe: Good Reasons Ladies Should Date Short Guys by Lordabas: 8:28pm On Nov 12, 2014
xtervaganza:
hahahahahah hahahahahahahahaha haha



You made me really laugh and I'm not even tall
It's good you laughed.
There are many fishes in the sea
A girl that likes short guys shall locate you soon have faith wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Has Changed And Become Uninteresting-drop your suggestions to help by Lordabas: 8:23pm On Nov 12, 2014
Seun:
I agree with you and we're working on it!!
Till when will you stop working.
E don tey
We need results
RomanceRe: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by Lordabas: 8:12pm On Nov 12, 2014
Odilafta:
Tell her to stop carrying her shoulder higher than her head.

She should stop envying those cleaners rather she should learn humility from them.

And like they say,"the ugly girls are getting married every saturday while the beautiful ones are busy,buying the aso-ebi"
I'm sure she didn't tell you of the humble,hardworking bricklayer she has been turning down,simply because she's a banker..
You deserve one chilled bottle for this post

PetsRe: Pls Help Me Name My Dog;) by Lordabas: 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2014
chachazzy:
Chelsea wont be badt, besides, it depends on the kinda dog, hope it aint a street dog?
You should know what i mean by that
Must it be chelsea undecided
Arsenal is better
PetsRe: Pls Help Me Name My Dog;) by Lordabas: 7:50pm On Nov 12, 2014

Goliath is okay

D'Dog looks fiery
SportsRe: Viewing Center, Beer Parlour Or Sitting Room: Where Do You Prefer? by Lordabas: 7:47pm On Nov 12, 2014


I prefer anywhere chelsea fans are gathered
Up blues! grin
RomanceRe: Good Reasons Ladies Should Date Short Guys by Lordabas:
short guys look feminine
Women dont want to feel like they are dating other women.
It feels weird dating a short guy lipsrsealed

A girl likes to be wrapped up in a guys arm & feel small.. So comforting. sorry short guys cheesy
RomanceRe: 30 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink What “love” Means By Brianna West by Lordabas: 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2014


Never believe any quote you see on the internet


---Lordabas (2014)
cool
RomanceRe: How Do You Ask A Girl If She Has A Boyfriend? by Lordabas: 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2014
say something like nice wig your boyfriend bought it for ya?

Or you should invite your boyfriend to come hangout with us.

Works 100% cheesy
RomanceRe: She Sent Me This Text Message by Lordabas: 3:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
bingbagbo:
after four years of break up, i am now married with a child and she also claims she is married. 3 days ago, she sent me this text message, "life is empty without your friendship, my future is with you", what is she implying?
She has tied your destiny with red cloth in one babalawos place

She is telling you that you can run bt you cant hide. Na your destiny
cheesy
RomanceRe: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Lordabas:





Op she is just hörny lipsrsealed


Statistics show that 70% of girls who wake up at night are hörny

So, op when next that happens you have to rise to the occassion and deliver.

Dont dull !!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 1:34pm On Nov 12, 2014
Exjoker:
Lol I never thought about that...wait! but there a lot of mature ladies around...but they still prefer the teen ladies??
You know young chics are naive, gullible and easier to manipulate.
Wise old men grin
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 1:27pm On Nov 12, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Haha do they?
Lol my head is normal shaped anyways
Yea they do.
I've never seen ur pic go pass ur forehead

If u say so issokay cheesy
FoodRe: My First Fried Rice.. (pictures) by Lordabas: 12:50pm On Nov 12, 2014








WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO A MAN CAN DO MUCH MORE BETTER

OP YOU SUPPOSE OPEN RESTAURANT grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 12:44pm On Nov 12, 2014
Exjoker:
Cause they need fresh bloods to keep them fit
Or maybe they can't get a woman their own age grin
RomanceRe: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2014


MrsBreezy
Why do all your pictures stop at your forehead?
Why dont u show the full shape of your head?
cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria’s Super Eagles Ready For Congo,says Keshi by Lordabas: 6:45am On Nov 12, 2014

Na so them dey talk but when them enter pitch them go come dey play no direction aka clueless football
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 11:24pm On Nov 11, 2014
eminentme:
@OP.......first of all, are you black? cos if your not, you should have rephrased your question to 'why do infants of these days prefer dating old men'
because women like mature men not boys.
To date someone ur own age is like dating a 5 year old in reality cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 11:15pm On Nov 11, 2014





They do it because young girls are easy to manipulate & they are blind grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Most Ladies Love Tall Guys by Lordabas: 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
olagockay:
So we shorties shuld start cryin or wot
Keep looking guy u'll find a girl that likes shorter men. There are lotsa fishes in the sea cheesy
RomanceRe: Celibacy, No Marriage And No Women - Best Policy For Men - Seriously by Lordabas: 10:48pm On Nov 11, 2014
Obalende:
I am coming to honestly think Celibacy, No Marriage and No Women is the best policy for men. Initially, it may seem hard but give it some deep thought, you will see its wise. Paul even recommended it.

Benefits
i.) No judeo-christian threats of adultery and hell.
ii.) No woman can break my heart.
iii.) No chance to get involved in witchcraft e.g. love spells
iv.) More focus on God.
v.) More peace of mind - no quarrels, girl plays you etc.
vi.) Your estate goes to your immediate family members and to the church.
vii.) In old age, a health/ personal support worker will take care of you.
viii.) By being woman free, you channel sex energy to more productive ventures.

Can you think of any other benefits?
Celibacy ko Selibacy ni

How about castration at once? undecided
FamilyRe: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Lordabas: 10:41pm On Nov 11, 2014







Without the mother, there is no man. . .

So a man belongs to the mother, while the wife belongs to the man
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Most Ladies Love Tall Guys by Lordabas:


Actually
Girls don't like tall guys, they usually go for guys taller than them.
It's the female ego to show off to each other.
Girls don't know what they want.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Understandable For A Guy To Cheat In A Relationship Nd A Girl Dare Not by Lordabas: 10:01pm On Nov 11, 2014
masterpat:
You never get real temptation from a girl u are crushing on... I wouldn't even call it temptation but *** opportunity to screw ur crush***
Not all men, but when some woman offers you free p**** you generally have to rise to the occassion grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It Understandable For A Guy To Cheat In A Relationship Nd A Girl Dare Not by Lordabas: 9:49pm On Nov 11, 2014
masterpat:
Oga, calm down.... all men are cheats
Boys, Yes

Men, No!!!
angry
SportsRe: Emenike, Mikel Score In Eagles Tuesdays Training by Lordabas: 9:31pm On Nov 11, 2014




MIKEL score??
in training shocked

Idonbilivit

It is easier for an aeroplane to pass through the eye of a needle than for Mikel to score
grin

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