Romance › Re: Wahala Dey O. My Ex Threatened To Kill Me! by Lordabas: 11:15pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
englishmart: before now, I was thinking you were reasonable! Dumb asssss! Ofcus I'm always reasonable when it matters  But still Hide your head in shame! Disgrace!!!  |
Romance › Re: Wahala Dey O. My Ex Threatened To Kill Me! by Lordabas: 11:02pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
You deserve to be killed. How do you let a woman threaten you and go free You're a disgrace to manhood!! |
Celebrities › Re: A Big Regret: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by Lordabas: 10:58pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
That's what happens when you cannot control your díck  |
Celebrities › Re: A Big Regret: I Wish All My Children Came From One Woman – 2face Idibia by Lordabas: 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Sorri o 2baba
If wishes were bugatti na beggars for dey handle steering dey ride  |
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Romance › Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Lordabas: 9:17pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Rityben: I didn't know this. I wake every night Maybe u're among the remaining 30%  |
Romance › Re: Good Reasons Ladies Should Date Short Guys by Lordabas: 8:28pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
xtervaganza: hahahahahah hahahahahahahahaha haha
You made me really laugh and I'm not even tall It's good you laughed. There are many fishes in the sea A girl that likes short guys shall locate you soon have faith  |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Has Changed And Become Uninteresting-drop your suggestions to help by Lordabas: 8:23pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Seun: I agree with you and we're working on it!! Till when will you stop working. E don tey We need results |
Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by Lordabas: 8:12pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Odilafta: Tell her to stop carrying her shoulder higher than her head.
She should stop envying those cleaners rather she should learn humility from them.
And like they say,"the ugly girls are getting married every saturday while the beautiful ones are busy,buying the aso-ebi" I'm sure she didn't tell you of the humble,hardworking bricklayer she has been turning down,simply because she's a banker.. You deserve one chilled bottle for this post
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Pets › Re: Pls Help Me Name My Dog;) by Lordabas: 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
chachazzy: Chelsea wont be badt, besides, it depends on the kinda dog, hope it aint a street dog? You should know what i mean by that Must it be chelsea  Arsenal is better |
Pets › Re: Pls Help Me Name My Dog;) by Lordabas: 7:50pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Goliath is okay
D'Dog looks fiery
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Sports › Re: Viewing Center, Beer Parlour Or Sitting Room: Where Do You Prefer? by Lordabas: 7:47pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
I prefer anywhere chelsea fans are gathered Up blues!  |
Romance › Re: Good Reasons Ladies Should Date Short Guys by Lordabas: 7:09pm On Nov 12, 2014*. Modified: 10:17pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
short guys look feminine Women dont want to feel like they are dating other women. It feels weird dating a short guy
A girl likes to be wrapped up in a guys arm & feel small.. So comforting. sorry short guys |
Romance › Re: 30 Quotes That Will Make You Rethink What “love” Means By Brianna West by Lordabas: 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Never believe any quote you see on the internet
---Lordabas (2014)  |
Romance › Re: How Do You Ask A Girl If She Has A Boyfriend? by Lordabas: 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
say something like nice wig your boyfriend bought it for ya?
Or you should invite your boyfriend to come hangout with us.
Works 100% |
Romance › Re: She Sent Me This Text Message by Lordabas: 3:37pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
bingbagbo: after four years of break up, i am now married with a child and she also claims she is married. 3 days ago, she sent me this text message, "life is empty without your friendship, my future is with you", what is she implying? She has tied your destiny with red cloth in one babalawos place
She is telling you that you can run bt you cant hide. Na your destiny  |
Romance › Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Lordabas: 3:27pm On Nov 12, 2014*. Modified: 5:55pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Op she is just hörny 
Statistics show that 70% of girls who wake up at night are hörny
So, op when next that happens you have to rise to the occassion and deliver.
Dont dull !!! |
Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 1:34pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Exjoker: Lol I never thought about that...wait! but there a lot of mature ladies around...but they still prefer the teen ladies?? You know young chics are naive, gullible and easier to manipulate. Wise old men  |
Romance › Re: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 1:27pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Haha do they? Lol my head is normal shaped anyways Yea they do. I've never seen ur pic go pass ur forehead If u say so issokay  |
Food › Re: My First Fried Rice.. (pictures) by Lordabas: 12:50pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
WHAT A WOMAN CAN DO A MAN CAN DO MUCH MORE BETTER
OP YOU SUPPOSE OPEN RESTAURANT |
Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 12:44pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
Exjoker: Cause they need fresh bloods to keep them fit Or maybe they can't get a woman their own age  |
Romance › Re: Suspected Attitude Of Each Dude/lady In The Romance Section by Lordabas: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2014 |
MrsBreezy Why do all your pictures stop at your forehead? Why dont u show the full shape of your head?
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Sports › Re: Nigeria’s Super Eagles Ready For Congo,says Keshi by Lordabas: 6:45am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Na so them dey talk but when them enter pitch them go come dey play no direction aka clueless football
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Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 11:24pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
eminentme: @OP.......first of all, are you black? cos if your not, you should have rephrased your question to 'why do infants of these days prefer dating old men' because women like mature men not boys. To date someone ur own age is like dating a 5 year old in reality  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Lordabas: 11:15pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
They do it because young girls are easy to manipulate & they are blind |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Most Ladies Love Tall Guys by Lordabas: 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
olagockay: So we shorties shuld start cryin or wot Keep looking guy u'll find a girl that likes shorter men. There are lotsa fishes in the sea  |
Romance › Re: Celibacy, No Marriage And No Women - Best Policy For Men - Seriously by Lordabas: 10:48pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Obalende: I am coming to honestly think Celibacy, No Marriage and No Women is the best policy for men. Initially, it may seem hard but give it some deep thought, you will see its wise. Paul even recommended it.
Benefits i.) No judeo-christian threats of adultery and hell. ii.) No woman can break my heart. iii.) No chance to get involved in witchcraft e.g. love spells iv.) More focus on God. v.) More peace of mind - no quarrels, girl plays you etc. vi.) Your estate goes to your immediate family members and to the church. vii.) In old age, a health/ personal support worker will take care of you. viii.) By being woman free, you channel sex energy to more productive ventures.
Can you think of any other benefits? Celibacy ko Selibacy ni How about castration at once?  |
Family › Re: Who Really Owns A Man ? The Mother Or The Wife ? by Lordabas: 10:41pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Without the mother, there is no man. . .
So a man belongs to the mother, while the wife belongs to the man
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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Most Ladies Love Tall Guys by Lordabas: 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2014*. Modified: 6:40am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Actually Girls don't like tall guys, they usually go for guys taller than them. It's the female ego to show off to each other. Girls don't know what they want.
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Romance › Re: Why Is It Understandable For A Guy To Cheat In A Relationship Nd A Girl Dare Not by Lordabas: 10:01pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
masterpat: You never get real temptation from a girl u are crushing on... I wouldn't even call it temptation but *** opportunity to screw ur crush*** Not all men, but when some woman offers you free p**** you generally have to rise to the occassion  |
Romance › Re: Why Is It Understandable For A Guy To Cheat In A Relationship Nd A Girl Dare Not by Lordabas: 9:49pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
masterpat: Oga, calm down.... all men are cheats Boys, Yes
Men, No!!!  |
Sports › Re: Emenike, Mikel Score In Eagles Tuesdays Training by Lordabas: 9:31pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
MIKEL score?? in training 
Idonbilivit
It is easier for an aeroplane to pass through the eye of a needle than for Mikel to score  |