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Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest!


...A naija girl texted me that

okay LADIES ask yourself this question: if i leave him & find someone new then catch them watching porn, will i leave them too? This will be a revolving cycle cos let's face it, every guy watches porn. (If he says he doesn't then he's lying)


So either suck it up or turn a lesbiian

[color=] Yea man..they act all innocent but under that innocence is a naughty girl, they are the sluttiest under the sheets! From experience. trust me...Been there, done that lol [/color]

Well, Op you must be very young cause the older you get the more you realize that women "ARE NEVER WRONG." It's just safer to say you're sorry & deal with it

His p3nis will fall off and he will grow a vagina but Op dont tell anyone.

I am a plastic surgeon and you'll put me out of business

She will satisfy you s3xually.
You can release all your s3xual frustration on her.
When you're stressed, she will go down on you & give you a head, u can explode your load down her throat after she will cook you something sweet.
That's the best benefit of having a girlfriend!!

Is there a law that says its wrong?
sometimes you just become such a big part of each others lives it's hard to just cut them out of ur life especially if you started out as friends

Niwdog:
Don jazzy 33!!Heaven must shake..that man is 38 or 43

Bros,Heaven no dey shake

DON JAZZY is the naija version of DIEGO COSTA

Egyptian Prince Salah on for Hazard

It's interesting how it looks like Crystal Palace are playing 9 against 11 when its 10-10.
The delanke red card clearly affected Crystal Palace more

Bowaley17:
whats his name pls

DOMINIC SOLANKE! Highest goalscorer 4 d chelsea junior team

Our wife ARSENAL are currently losing 1:2 to HULL

Neldrizzy:
hehehehe we go see naa.. She you go they here, no run oo

Ofcus i'll be here to celebrate OUR VICTORY..




and also to laugh at u guys

Azpilicueta makes a two footed challenge and gets a red card!! Very silly!!






Well deserved i must say

chelseabmw:
forget abt costa ... we cant depend on costa all day .... Remy is a world class striker too .... with the form we are, we can beat any team

True.

Neldrizzy:
unstoppable?? Ifa hear.. 26th de come naa

Common MK DONS una nor fit beat na CHELSEA una wan come win. We go teach una soccer that day

that 17 yr old striker on chelsea bench is a NIGERIAN!!!


AMODU should invite him!

Neldrizzy:
commont abeg.... See ur mouth

No team can stop us we are UNSTOPABLE!!

chelseabmw:
of cos .... we are going invincible this season ... How you see am?

Yess o Invisible + unbeatable with Cesc + Costa injury free

natureblack:
Chelsea has never lost any game Oscar scored in.

Records are meant to be broken!

This is like comparing
MK DONS with
MAN-UTD when u already know MK DONS are better HAZARD all d way jor