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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd November 2014 by Lordabas: 3:32pm On Nov 02, 2014

xynerise:
Parking the bus will be a bad idea. City strikers can break through our pathetic defense. They should rather play 4-4-1

Upfront united look lyk world beaters,at the back they are more like panel beaters grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd November 2014 by Lordabas: 3:09pm On Nov 02, 2014

DiMARIA's form is beginning to drop

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd November 2014 by Lordabas: 2:41pm On Nov 02, 2014

Sergio Aguero wan kill person grin

Family › Fathers Getting aröùsed + Having A Hard-on Around Daughters by Lordabas(op): 12:06pm On Nov 02, 2014

Is it normal or weird or wrong or okay for a father to get aröused by his daughter?

See what a wife said;

" In our case, our daughter is a teenager & is fully 'mature' physically & developed. I personally see no problem with it. He is still a man, & a daughter or not she is an attractive young woman with all her assets that any woman has. I'm not saying he should fantasize or have inappropriate thoughts about his own daughter, but just instinctively he'll have some kind of reaction and aröusal from seeing her body at certain times. "

Do you agree? Disagree. Your thoughts please.

Education › Re: Error:404 by Lordabas(op): 10:46am On Nov 02, 2014

lomprico:
Only you complain, only you ansa!

That's d way, baba cheesy

I still need ur answer huh

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour Wears Boxer Briefs In New Instagram Photo by Lordabas: 4:18pm On Nov 01, 2014

His boyfriend will be proud of him grin

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Celebrities › Re: I Go Dye And I Go Save Eating Banga Rice by Lordabas: 10:16pm On Oct 30, 2014

kellight28:
I like this two comedians,, always together,, but hope my instincts this time fail cos it shudnt be wat am thinking /Gay?////

They're always together so that if I-Go-Die dies, I-Go-Save go save am cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 26th October 2014 by Lordabas: 5:12pm On Oct 26, 2014

DiMARIA is possessed! grin

Romance › Re: Today's My Bday, Show Me Some Love by Lordabas: 11:33am On Oct 22, 2014

LaurelP:
Under mango tree? U no serious
Maybe ur own na for farm!

Easy dude..

The mango tree was the sweetest atmosphere for romance back in d days. U never know cheesy

Romance › Re: Today's My Bday, Show Me Some Love by Lordabas: 11:16am On Oct 22, 2014

Many years ago,

A man and a woman did something under a mango tree..
The result was
>>> LAURELP <<<

HBD bro cheesy

Romance › Re: Ask A Retired Womanizer Any Question On Love, Sex & Marriage. by Lordabas: 1:47am On Oct 22, 2014

RedEboe have u ever encountered a woman wit a smelly pussy?
What was ur reaction?
Did u go down on her?

-How can amateurs succesfully locate a womans center of gravity aka g-$pöt?

-What message do you have for aspiring pornstars?

-finally,do u have a female child?
How u treated & bleeped other peoples daughters so shall ur daughers be treated & bleeped
<karma is biiítch>
Do u believe in karma? cheesy

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Romance › Re: Y Do Girls Like Flirting??? by Lordabas: 10:56pm On Oct 21, 2014

I dey sorry for them sha. grin

stinggy:
Na u get sense pass
They keep buying you beer unknowingly

Romance › Re: Worst Rejection You've Ever Recieved by Lordabas: 10:48pm On Oct 21, 2014

Thavik:
don't mind her, when she pulls of her cloaking mask of makeup, she probably not even half as hot

Romance › Re: Y Do Girls Like Flirting??? by Lordabas: 10:25pm On Oct 21, 2014

My girl works in a bar & flirts so boys leave her bigger tips.It works.

But what these yeye boys don't know is that I'm seating at d end of the bar having a beer. cheesy

Romance › Re: Worst Rejection You've Ever Recieved by Lordabas: 9:59pm On Oct 21, 2014

This girl walked away in the middle of my sentence while talking to her

So embarrasing!
Felt like strangling the beeech! angry

Romance › Re: How Do Ladies See Gap Toothed Guys by Lordabas: 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2014

Research has shown that ladies don't allow front-gaped-tooth guys to go down on them.
They say it is like offering ur poosie on a platter of gold to a vampire grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Guys Rate Me(pic) by Lordabas: 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2014

In MrCorks voice:

See yo head like ghana made condom! You ain't even light skin,see yo face lyk ijebu maskerede...
you come to nairaland to find woman typical homebase guys!! (no offeinsee)
angry

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Romance › Re: Man Catches Wife With Another Man In The Same Hotel He Took His Girlfriend To by Lordabas: 3:21pm On Oct 21, 2014

A cheat canot cheat a cheat.

The devil is playing pangolo with their destiny. cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard To Find Smart And Interesting Girls? by Lordabas: 3:08pm On Oct 21, 2014

There are a lot of smart girls out there.

Most women act dumb just to get attention from men cos it's intimidating for some men to be around females who are smarter than them. huh

Health › Re: How Did You Start The Smoking Habit? by Lordabas: 1:42pm On Oct 21, 2014

I smoked 20 a day. I started smoking cos i wanted to see what all the fuss about it was about.

It's totally worthless & overated so all you kids reading this, NEVER START! angry

Romance › Re: How Do I Spice Up My Relationship? by Lordabas: 1:23pm On Oct 21, 2014*

Ntn is perfect. . . It's the little things. . .

Look into her eyes. . .
give her a hug for no reason. . .
flirt with her. . .
tell her how great she looks. . .
tell her things abt yourself. . .
make mad love to her. . .
Cüm in her mouth. . .
intrigue her. . .
make her think. . .
make her wonder.

Come on dude..stop being so lazy!

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