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Elnino4ladies:
Wow! Today is my birthday

I'm a year older today

And na now you dey tell us. You loss since?
Happy birthday bro

Chelseafan1:
Lol, na don baba J himself u call shakala just like that.

The slayer of Stephanie Otobo himself.

Make I bring one of hin posts here, u go laugh scatter.

I greet you like wetttiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Buhahahahaha Abeg, I take God beg you, no use laugh tear my belle


Apostlejsuleiman where art thou? you don cast finish o

kelvinze:
sup pple ..i'm new here...my name is Kelvin ..a die-hard Manchester United fan ..

Welcome bro

Why wait until 9? Anyway if you fvck up ehn

chrisley024:
Verratti tackles reminds me of Scholes' especially in his old age.


@elampiro, hope you saw the Isco free kick?

Brotherly let sleeping dogs lie oo..

hoopLA:
When you hear "a mind is a terrible thing to waste" you think of the emboldened.

How he hasnt yet been used as a study cadaver for the science of stupidity is beyond me.

Forget about the irredeemable ninny bro.. Speaking about him has been proven to reduce one's IQ by 0.4% each time.


it's safe to say you are a fan of the series "Heroes"?

airmark:
How many hausa men do you need, to carry that out? I may supply them in tens.

Don't push me!

hoopLA:
It's shocking.
If you bring those out even those forming grave diggers will go silent.
But now it it convenient to use a previous post because all it does is deflect attention from the real topic, which is the fact that Chelsea should be considered title favorites.
They will be happy with the narrative the way it is afterall someone was trying to postulate that 159>492. When Chalobah becomes a critical member of Chelsea's title winning side because a half-witted simpleton says so and four other nitwits liked the argument, there isn't much more they can tell us.

Please ignore those posts.

I don't even find them relevant enough to pay them any attention.. Airmark is only useful at trolling Bayern fans and Hensben is totally useless. They are not worth it really.

airmark:
They are manure fans. They are controlled by the season.

And shekpe fans are controlled by each match day. You want me to dig out the "Conte is a dunce" posts you made when he first arrived?

hensben:
Yes I said more games but not minutes. Spot the difference.

AH!! Did you escape from a lunatic asylum?

cstr1000:
Ofcourse, it may not be sexy but it was shrewed. Zapacosta from his youtube reel seem very capable.
Everybody will come to appreciate our transfer business when chelsea is leading the league by 11 points by next year.
For now let the manure and the rest hog the media frenzy.
I just wished we signed Mahrez though.

Bookmarked! You just signed your E-death warrant.

joeace2020:
They are like watching a comedy movie nowadays. just enter youtube and search Arsenal rants... dt of Arsenal TV go burst your kidney.

This for some laughter... Fvck count: 15,000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SF6jKzonl8

Buhahahahahahahaha This video left me in stitches. That guy is fvcking funny.

I am subscribed to Arsenal TV so I get their comedy updates

joeace2020:


Arsenal: Like they say, save the best for the last. The name Arsenal invokes laughter nowadays. It's that bad! Another $hitty window yet again. A new exciting season 12 of the serie: Wenger and the joke factory. This new season is shaping up to be even more exciting than the previous 11. I once said Arsene Wenger has set out this time to punish Arsenal fans for the way they've treated him in previous years and i don't think i am far from the truth. I cannot wrap my head around the countless errors this club continues to make every transfer window. Lets go like this:

1. You play Oxlade Chamberlain who wants out against Liverpool and get thoroughly beaten. He then moves to a new club after the disgraceful drubbing which honestly is the norm at Arsenal these days. And to where? the same freaking Liverpool. The same Liverpool who won't sell you Luiz Suarez just a few years ago. Small doctor calls that Penalty.

2. You have a player who doesn't want to stay, you mess up his transfer which means he stays but only for a few months after which he can move for free to his desired destination. You could have gotten millions now but no, you prefer to get nothing for a good player who some mugs up at Manchester were willing to to pay top dollar but will get now for nothing. Amazing economics.

3. You weaken your team further by selling a defender, a winger and some couple of 'babies'. You get one free player and another for a so-called club record. One you can't even play against Liverpool away! You fake big bids when you aren't going to truly buy, just so the fans will say "we tried", "we even made a £90 million plus bid" "we are a big club now". Like Ramsey said on an Oxlade Chamberlain picture #shaammbles. Don't get me started on his fake explanation.

The press will have a field day with Arsene Wenger and Arsenal all season, rival fans will be relishing a... sorry! scratch that..Another thumping for them, even their fans are waiting to be walked over like before. It's ground hog day for the 'goners'.

LMAO.. this is so true. As soon as I saw Arsenal, I burst into laughter even before reading your writeup on them

macjireh:
ogbolor united haf started again..... LOL

Because a Football match now lasts for 45 minutes right?



YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF RELAXER.

AdisaOwala:
Please nah

You and SailorXY don craze finish I swear.

ToyinDipo:
Haha, you get my intent

You were being sarcastic abi?

Whats up with all the asslicking na? Even cunnilingus dey irritate me talk more asslicking..


Iranu abasha!!!

Segadem:
sure

Hahahaha.. You wicked oo.. Liverpool will win the bundesliga

Leyqute:
Take it easy LordCat. I'm not a pessimist, I just observe things.

Whenever Pogbs get a new hair style (when the glory enters his head), his performance in the next match is almost always sh1tty. Happened several times last season. I'm surprised you've not noticed.

And you must've been off this board for a long time if you think I wish this team bad

Lol, bro I am not annoyed oo, I am sorry if I sounded harsh. But really haircut? You may be right when you say pogba misbehaves when the glory enters his head but the new haircut has nothing to do with it bro.

You must have also noticed that pogba hardly had back to back good games for us last season, but he has done so this season so perhaps he will really turn up this season..


And I know you don't wish the team bad, i was just teasing you. Even vanquay for all his negative talk doesn't wish the team bad. We all know the undercover rival who wishes the team bad

Leyqute:
Our next game will be awful then.

Oga I know you might be joking, but sometimes your pessimism annoys me. Almost like you have no belief in the team at all or you want them to fail.

Elnino4ladies:
And you take that pygmy serious? SMH

You sounded pained though

Skimpledawg:
We are winning Spurs 4 - 0 Mehn... Hazard their nemesis is back.


You heard it from me first

Na you use your hand type am now.. Tomorrow no far!

Skimpledawg:
Naso ..

Na here we dey

Be careful, remember you have spurs!

hensben:
Na God oo. I was even one of the best. No joke.

It is indeed a miracle

hensben:
I did psychology as a course but I studied pharmacology.

How did you manage to graduate from a department like pharmacology with this your hen'sbrain?

MrBleach:
I was there let history write it down....I fully endorsed the signing of Lukaku and Matic

Weyrey

Danhumprey:
Where are those that were against the purchase of Matic? please, come out, come out. don't be ashamed. raise your hand up.

Aye aye captain

Oasis007:


That's a clear Message to all the park the Bus Clubs. We've got a towing Vehicle in Lukaku. Park any useless Bus and Lukaku is around to tow it away!

Confam!



GGMU

Chelseafan1:
Smh. I clearly supported Man utd today, my money was on them to win. We sold Matic for good money, we have Bakayoko and Kante.

I really don't know which L You are talking about.

OK boss.. I don rest

SIRcumalot:
I never misunderstood your point. But this was an exciting game.

OK boss


GGMU

MRTA7:
Yup. Its been a while. I had forgotten what it looked like.

Sabbath gift for you then

One thing that makes me very glad is Westham parked the bus and still got whooped. we struggled to score against teams that did that last season.