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Decryptor:
Nonsense!

You were attracted to her because "She is a strong person" yen yen yen

STFU! Mister, you were attracted to her because of her bumbum and complexion!!

You will forever be remembered as the first Igbo man who had a 1:20 ratio opportunity of going to a setting where you would cash out a whooping N85m but instead chose to be distracted by "ny*sh"!

Babe was turning you up and down like a chef turns omelette in a frying pan and yet you didn't know when to man-up and back down!

She was truly into you but she noticed that you took her as your oxygen in the house and just like 90% of Naija ladies decided to capitalize on that to play you and instead of putting her where she belongs, you were busy playing bodyguard and hair-dresser for her!

Mister man, you came out of the Big Brother house with Innoson Sedan, 1 Million and a title of the National President of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) with Uti Nwachukwu and other guys who validated you and your simp-actions as board members!

I see alot of Nigerian ladies on social media saying that they wish to have a man like Ozo and it isn't far-fetched...Simply put, they wish to have a mumu and maga that will foolishly put up with their ill-mannerisms and witch-like behavior without batting an eye-lid!

When i knew this Ozo guy had lost it totally is when that Nengi was showing him s*men stains on his bed from his activity of "jerking off" while probably fantasizing about her ny*sh and the mofo was smiling sheepishly like facebook emoji and Neo was just there shaking his head in pity.

The prayer of any sensible man is never to have a son like Ozo.

U made my day with this boss

emkz:
Congratulations on winning. I am one of those who never saw your victory coming and was concerned if you had lost, your career would be gone, but it must be said that in the build up to the campaign, you were more decorous, statemanly and quiet while Ize-Iyamu, Oshiomole and Captain Hosa started talking too much as if you were already defeated and September 19th was just a formality. I am glad Oshiomole's wings have been clipped the same way he attempted to clip the will of the Edo people by saying he marketed a bad product in 2016 by demarketing a good product in 2016 and wants to demarkert his 2016 good product by market his 2016 bad product in 2020.

Where is the integrity?

Your victory does not make you a political juggernaut, but is a step towards one. Your problem for now is not Bola Tinubu but the people of Edo State. You don't have to look over your shoulder anymore because you don't owe anyone anything but those who voted for you.

Serve them.

Well Spoken!

Case wey police go later bury

Must u f**k?
Carry Ur d**k and preach d word of God anytime e stand up!

Queenoffucks:
I want to fvck you sir

U wan seize his destiny abiiii?

What part of Kaduna ....because I reside at Ungwar Sunday, close to Narayi Highcost!
Sabon Tasha Area.....I dnt get this apart from when I use SMILE SIM card!

DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake


Please read this Guys, Pls can an iPhone Wi-Fi hotspot work even though the Wi-Fi is not working? I mean can I put on the Hotspot if the Wi-Fi itself is not working

Oya donate ur small Scrotum now or thunder fit show in few mins time!

emmanuelistico@gmail.com

genius43:
Macbeyland has AAA+ screens buy and give a repairer, or visit RepairpalNG in Computer Village

Oga...it has been modified!

She never see anything!

@OP .....hw can I check mine

Protein0:
You can confirm it.
Count the number of posts in any complete page on any thread and retract your earlier post

Okay ...
I go only remove d threat part sha till I get ur facts right

Protein0:
To even realise he thinks two posts finished a page is funny.

For him and others alike, a page gets filled up by number of posts, not size of posts.
If posts are a line each in a page and are 1000lines each in another page, they will both have the same number of posts.

U sure?

Luisema4luv:
E really pain am

Keep misbehaving

@Protein0, Luisema4luv.......Una big pass this nons*nse nah.....
Hw can Luisema comment half of 6k page and protein0 finished the whole space......

Luisema4luv is worse commenting the whole page upandan!
So Childish!

genius43:
That is what they are good at, till page 7000 before you see them again

Am telling u!
Big papas and mamas eating space.....haba!
Not that they even typed something meaningful!

genius43:
Las Las, I missed it

Tell dose anumanu.....to edit their space and allow us enter 6k pages......

All the Idi*t wey chop space should pls re-edit d space to allow others enter 6k page.
Pls and pls...Una don old for such thing!

Nawaoooo
Just make I check something.....come bck....e don pass 6k

Sagelegend:
Ok nice one...am just using the Sammy now. I initially don't option for Sammy phones because of battery before but the S8 upward got nice battery as am impressed.

I will try huawei too then and dispose the former

Dash me the former sir please!
I need a fone badly!

Something wey dem dash me free....I dash another person!
Na Qcy T1 pro airpod na im dey reign now

Cryout abi u wan trend more!
We nko..... wey dey don hack our Fb acct,insta acct, even remain to hack our d**k.....we never cryout loud!
Yeyebrities

Jealousy don kill dis mercy.....with face like d Ekuke bingo wey dey my nxt compound

.

South Africa father left yansh...if I catch any near my path ehhhhh......
I will just ehh...

I dnt even knw what to do .....only God knows better!

jboixxx:
Bros, when next you're charging your device, ensure it is the cable fits perfectly well into the charging port of the phone; very important otherwise, it will slow charge. To experience FC, the cable must sit well in the phone. This was the same issue lord' had with his device recently.

U are right!
I think his own is also charging fast ...
He should get another cord aside d default RN7 cord for better result

madgoat:
Dude i told you my fone battery can last the whole day and on to the next day depending on how i use it

I bought a xiaomi powerbank 20000mAh and i have not really used it.

Ur own sef na 'not really used it'.....
I never use my own chachaaaa

acekid109:
my umi uwatch2 got delivered today, for $20 the watch is da bomb, looks way more expensive than the price self. The only con so far is i wish there were more watch faces, especially analogue ones, and option to select more apps for notification on the watch

Modified pictures

Pls how much did u pay totally Nigerian currency ?
Where?
Also snap a screenshot of the menu tray pls...
Does it have a memory card slot?