cococandy:
Black men who feel like light skin women are the only pretty women in life reek of low self esteem

Decryptor:
Nonsense!

You were attracted to her because "She is a strong person" yen yen yen

STFU! Mister, you were attracted to her because of her bumbum and complexion!!

You will forever be remembered as the first Igbo man who had a 1:20 ratio opportunity of going to a setting where you would cash out a whooping N85m but instead chose to be distracted by "ny*sh"!

Babe was turning you up and down like a chef turns omelette in a frying pan and yet you didn't know when to man-up and back down!

She was truly into you but she noticed that you took her as your oxygen in the house and just like 90% of Naija ladies decided to capitalize on that to play you and instead of putting her where she belongs, you were busy playing bodyguard and hair-dresser for her!

Mister man, you came out of the Big Brother house with Innoson Sedan, 1 Million and a title of the National President of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) with Uti Nwachukwu and other guys who validated you and your simp-actions as board members!

I see alot of Nigerian ladies on social media saying that they wish to have a man like Ozo and it isn't far-fetched...Simply put, they wish to have a mumu and maga that will foolishly put up with their ill-mannerisms and witch-like behavior without batting an eye-lid!

When i knew this Ozo guy had lost it totally is when that Nengi was showing him s*men stains on his bed from his activity of "jerking off" while probably fantasizing about her ny*sh and the mofo was smiling sheepishly like facebook emoji and Neo was just there shaking his head in pity.

The prayer of any sensible man is never to have a son like Ozo.

wirinet:


You chose the wining team, as SIMPs control the world, if not the universe. Check out other members of team SIMP - Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Messi, Goodluck Jonathan, Barack Obama, and so many others who respect women and prepared to love them and publicly show it.

Don't worry you are in good company.

Sirmwill:
You are still a simp Sha
getting a girl like that requires you to be in control not to be controlled
She having a lover outside the house is out of the list of sane points
Erica also surely has or lemme say had a lover outside the house,I am sure she quickly dusted the lover for Kiddwaya
In things of love and attraction,forget about her having a lover or ten lovers somewhere or even a husband
Taking the right steps gives you any woman you want anytime

Rgade:

Sharap,yet the most powerful man in the world is a textbook pussy grabbing alpha male
Even though I'm overlooking the fact that you illegally mis-appropriated lots of people in your simp list.
Only Jonathan, Barack and Zuckerberg are simps there.

wirinet:

But Barack you acknowledged a simp became the most powerful man in the world - twice. Let the pussy grabber win a second term, then we can make a comparison. The pussy grabber won the presidency against a pussy, even at that he lost the popular vote. Isn't that a shame? Let him win against a simp - a "demented" old one at that. Then I would start taking pussy grabbers seriously.

Neddstark:
I was once a simpleton in my first real relationship.
Baby, I want to pay for post-UME form. I did
Baby, my parents gave me 50k for accomodation. But the skool said its now 70k. I said no problem
When we are together: Baby, I'm having cramps. Can you please make a meal for two of us. I did
Time to straff: Babe, I am doing some spiritual prayer. The pastor told me to avoid sex for the next 6 months. I understood.
One day, she got drunk and slept deep. I tried her date of birth as her phone pin and it worked. That is how I saw that this wonderful girlfriend has a sugar-daddy and two sexmates. One of the sexmates even extorted 10k from her. While I was dashing her 20k, 50k.
From that moment, I vowed never to be a simp. I can never be Jack in the Titanic.

Decryptor:
Nonsense!

You were attracted to her because "She is a strong person" yen yen yen

STFU! Mister, you were attracted to her because of her bumbum and complexion!!

You will forever be remembered as the first Igbo man who had a 1:20 ratio opportunity of going to a setting where you would cash out a whooping N85m but instead chose to be distracted by "ny*sh"!

Babe was turning you up and down like a chef turns omelette in a frying pan and yet you didn't know when to man-up and back down!

She was truly into you but she noticed that you took her as your oxygen in the house and just like 90% of Naija ladies decided to capitalize on that to play you and instead of putting her where she belongs, you were busy playing bodyguard and hair-dresser for her!

Mister man, you came out of the Big Brother house with Innoson Sedan, 1 Million and a title of the National President of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) with Uti Nwachukwu and other guys who validated you and your simp-actions as board members!

I see alot of Nigerian ladies on social media saying that they wish to have a man like Ozo and it isn't far-fetched...Simply put, they wish to have a mumu and maga that will foolishly put up with their ill-mannerisms and witch-like behavior without batting an eye-lid!

When i knew this Ozo guy had lost it totally is when that Nengi was showing him s*men stains on his bed from his activity of "jerking off" while probably fantasizing about her ny*sh and the mofo was smiling sheepishly like facebook emoji and Neo was just there shaking his head in pity.

The prayer of any sensible man is never to have a son like Ozo.

Rgade:

Barack didn't win 2 terms on his merit,it was handed to him twice so all the minorities he represented would feel accepted. Obama was the poster boy for lots of minority groups.
You're right on woes of the pussy grabber though.
He's currently having a hard time because the US is being completely over run by simps.
The few remaining scepters of common sense in the electoral college was what saved America, knowing that pussies weren't meant for leadership
But even they are a dying breed; the college will eventually be overrun by simps, it's already happening.
We must save Nigeria from this fate.
NoToSimps.

cococandy:
Black men who feel like light skin women are the only pretty women in life reek of low self esteem

adesmarty:
Though I was once among those insulting him for his obsession with Nengi..
But after his last display on his day of eviction...
Meehn... I really felt for him
That's like the purest form of love I've seen in a long time
Nengi I love you, please take care of nengi for me

adesmarty:
Though I was once among those insulting him for his obsession with Nengi..
But after his last display on his day of eviction...
Meehn... I really felt for him
That's like the purest form of love I've seen in a long time
Nengi I love you, please take care of nengi for me

vickydevoka:

Lie lie story de sweet o. Nairaland home of fabricated stories

cococandy:


You that’s biting boobs in one corner while she’s on the phone with another man you don’t consider yourself a simp too?

wirinet:


You chose the wining team, as SIMPs control the world, if not the universe. Check out other members of team SIMP - Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, Messi, Goodluck Jonathan, Barack Obama, and so many others who respect women and prepared to love them and publicly show it.

Don't worry you are in good company.

Neddstark:


My brother, that thing is a must for every relationship. One of my female friends who is lesbian and married is using her husband's money to take care of her lesbian girlfriends. I was like, if only the simp hubby knew.

EMMY76:
Hope this guy won't go phycho if nengi insist on dumbing him when she comes out of the bbnaija house? He was even seen yesterday on a wedding shop with noble igwe no one knows if he has gone there to shop for a wedding gown for nengi.
At 28 he is still a very young man with a very bright future no need to kill himself because of a girl with a silicon buttocks. There are far more beautiful and educated fair natural girls from imo state that are now coming out on social media and indicated that they are willing to settled down with him if he is willing so I don't really know why the whole obsession with that bayelsa girl.

FuckThaMod:

Cow, loving a woman and publicly showing it isn't equal to being a simp.