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Meeky: no i love dos boobs.are u on bbm

MEEKY! ,d nxt time I will call u wit a bullet tru ur nose.lolz

Meeky: in ya dream.dey dia when i don finish work with her since

badt nigga

Akerry: Lol

akerry,I guess u aint tresspassing! I'm showing no mercy to any1 who steps on cleo! Lolz

Cleoqueen: On a second thought, I gave my heart too easily the first time, and it was thrown back to me with a catapult...I don't want it to happen a second time...so I want to be sure you do not have any lost love that will soon come back to you, then you will now fling my heart back to me like a game of short put

yes ma'am. Its ma pleasure to keep d heart safe.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT o! Right from dis moment,I'm rightfully incharge of cleoqueen's heart,she agreed I help her keep d heart until further notice. So Tresspassers shld bware..all of u wit charms bwarned..**GUNs LOADED WITH ENOUGH BULLETz**

Smeeky: ur body don rest now abi...I hope u will stop fighting brave men like meeky and samguine

dey both won't fight me either,dem b ma padi na,dey wl surely support me to kip d heart very well.

Cleoqueen: Right?...since some people do not want it...please, take it! Take it! Take it!"on some Tu face things"

fuuny u cleo! I'm hapi oo to keep d treasure for u.let's issue a public notice so dem won't start war against me oo

ewosk: i swear na only u waka come...see this guy o, u wan enter Network News abi....
"in other news a corp member is comatose after confronting a soldier in camp''
even for dream give those guys chance...diference dey btw olokpa n Congo oo

notin dem go do joor,let's beat dem 2geda abi u dey fear? Lolz

moshmod101: AWU;A; MY

9c response.got ya! Winks

Cleoqueen: Hahahahahaha....yea right...he is stealing my heart away

stealing is purnishable by d law.giv me d heart to keep for u. Trust me ur heart wl b safe wit me

moshmod101: fear of the unknown is highly making me tensed whenever i remember july 28th...na codeine go fit do am henceforth o... how u doing buddies?

cool bro.tnkz to Gpd

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WhytJane: who is he

albert einsten is a comedian! Lolz

Cleoqueen: Your sweet mouth sha...e no get part two...ladies and gentlemen of this thread, please, do you want to see a pic of me?...majority carries the vote

som guys don highjack u na,we av so many creamy n dark n lovely babes here by mouth wey no get pix,so if u no get pix,u aint d first to do dat.so y would I care to c ur pix wen som guys don already use charm on u? Lolz na joke o .hit d light!

Samguine: You want to hear the truth...I have been unhappy since that day. I made a mistake letting you go and that has been one of the most regrettable decisions I have ever made. I am not asking you to forgive me. I am not asking that we come back together..that would like me eating my cake and having it. But I want you to consider the happiness, joy and love we once shared. The friendship, care and e-romance we once enjoyed together. I cling at those memories in my worst moments and darkest hours. I would give and arm and a leg to ensure those memories are relived. I still hope. I still pray. I still dream. I still imagine. I still have Faith that just one day, we would be back together. The decision is yours to make.


I await your reply my one and only AdaEkube

SAMGUINE ! Wch kind incantations is all dis? Lolz

Meeky: dat sperm is what i was looking for since so na you e enter chai i don die

na enimoney d tin enta oo

ENIMONEY: I was just taking a stroll one calm evening when I saw a giant S.perm flying, I tried to dodge but the thing hit me o. This life ehn, and nw I hav twins

cha! Enimoney! How d giant S.perm take enter dat small hole? Unless som1 UNLEASH D GIANT. Lolz

Cleoqueen: Right back at you samguine

HOLY CRAP! Samguine charms is working again on kloe kardashians,oh! Sori I mean cleoqueen.

Cleoqueen: Meeky meeky meeky...what fun will be in doing that?...suspense is golden use you imagination and don't be shy

chai! Dis man call meeky! Ehn! Deariz God oo

traecey: lma..mrn dear

gud AM ma'am,hope ur night was cool?

traecey: so wetin we mine?

treasures na

Samguine: The guy dey play one kain play for me former babe side. Me no like am at all

use my advice.feed him to d shark! Lolz

traecey: digging gini? r we farmers?

farmers ke? Lailai,I guess u b MINNERS!

Smeeky: I Hope it takes away the sadness

Akpos go join di Nigeria Army. After di hard training wey im receive, Akpos successfully pass out from The Nigeria Army. For pass out ceremoney na so oga commandant dey assign posting.
Commdt: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Kogi State.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Muniru Sulaiman!
Muniru: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Delta State.
Muniru:
Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Akpos Ojong Itikoloko!
Akpors: Sir!!
Commdt: Posted to Borno State.
Akpors: RETIRED SIR, THANK YOU SIR, I no wan die sir!!
(Na who wan go die with Boko Haram for Borno)
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Girl & Boy Discussion
Gurl :- How much you love me ?
B0i :- I love you so much, I can’t measure.
Gurl :- No, Just tell me na *Kiss*
B0i :- oh ok, I be like a phone & you go be sim card. Der is no me without you.
Gurl *blushing* Kiss:- Awwwwww dat is soooo romantic
Boi says to himself :- See mumu!! Watt if i’m a china phone with three sims? ode

dis akpors na madman

Meeky: Traecey is down everybody dey greet am.she dey on admission for my bedroom oh.kokomycin d only drug dat cures sickness asap is being prescribed

d girl na v***** oo,no spoil her hears oo.I also av strong bliv in d drug kokomycin,its d only drugs dat cures all diseases and sickness exept HIV/AID,STDs and som s*xual trnmtted issues. **in a advert voice** endorse by d phamacitical ass of Nairaland! Na joke ooooo

Smeeky: the waist pouch is still the most secured...it might not look all swaggie,but it is very important. Not compulsory though.
Your side bag can be kept carelessly for camp thieves,but ur waist pouch remains with u even when sleeping. Tell me who go try nonsense for my waist I go poke d gay eye .

naso bro,got ya!

Samguine: I will cut both of ya legs, tear your call up letter, erase your records in school, destroy your phone, remove your eyes and feed you gammalin 20

ahhhhhhh samguine! Wetin apun na,d purnishmnt too much! Even person wey assasinate J.F KENNEDY sef dem no treat am lik dat.atleast show mercy.maybe u can jst tie his legs n hands den feed him to d shark. Lolz

REDBUNNY: That makes us two

I will advice u both to eat a lot of bread,yeast,puff-puff so u can add more weight

REDBUNNY: That makes us two

I will advice u both to eat a lot of bread,yeast,puff-puff so u can add more weight..lolz na joke o.BTW body size no mean anytin as long as d person is healthy and energetic.

Smeeky: go read back d cloe own...
Btw,the person I misquote don move on..why we still dey discuss this

Abeg yarn me beta tory jare..hope say no be pink waist pouch u buy

lolz,how do u knw?..I wish dey could allow us wit side bag jare,dat waist pouch mak person b lik market old women..lol

traecey: e dey pain mi

no pain,no gain. As e dey pain naso e dey sweet na. U feel me? **dirty minded pipu** abeg no b wetin u dey tink I mean o.#winks#

Smeeky: WRONG PEOPLE
Nawa ooh..some nigerians with exaggerations sha

I aint lyin bro,go check bak,u go c u quoted kloe kardishans abi wetin b d new gurl name? Cloequeen and ajasa4link instead of samguine.u even call ajasa4link sammy. Lolz hw o take exergerate oo? Smilez