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Rdduite: Dude to even make matter worst, am arranging my breakfast/lunch!
Have not eating since morning.

Will go on Monday, Lord knows I can't & don't have the strength again today

som market pipu ehn! Chai! Dem fit sell u egg bt komot d yoke inside,I don go market buy 4fish bt as I reach ma crib I notice say 1head,2middle and 2tails don miss. U go fear fear

Rdduite: That very awkward moment where you came back from market filling happy & fly only to discover you've been cheated!

spent like 7k getting stuffs, staplers, water gum, two pair of white shoes, 3 set of white shorts, 4white roll neck top, thick cover jotting notebook etc.

Now am home only to discover that some of my stuffs where not packed, these market people must have planned me & damn it the market's very very far from my house!

Don't know what am gonna do!

don't think abt d distance and d money u gonna spend, JUST GO BACK WITH YOUR GUN LOADED! #winks#

sokarsenal: . Loooool......I was even discussing something of this nature with a friend.....saying someone is 'forming' or not from his comments depends on the mentality of the person judging.......like for instance if someone says he graduated with a first class here, a first class or second upper student would sound happy with the statement, but a 3rd class or maybe 2nd lower graduate would say its pride.......#inferiority complex#........people can't do something they think it can't be done......my old man loves this quote from will smiths character in pursuit of happiness

even those who graduate with heaven class sef dey street**in a terry da rapman voice** YOUTH YAPA SIGBORO LIKE CHICKEN WITH NO POULTRY* ask person wey get pass komot 4 skul,em go tell u em own story. No reason to beef,we shld act as 1 on dis thread.tho I might b hardly known here but peace is all I want! GRACIAS!

sampete: Good morning friends....I'm in a bit of dilemma here. I'm carrying this Afro hairstyle and I don't have any plan barbing it anytime soon, cos it looks good on me.....so I'm wondering will I get embarrassed in camp by those soldiers as a result of my hair

I guess we are on both side,I'm aving a dreadlocks on,not long and full dreads tho and I'm nt ready to cut it.I feel lonely and naked wit a low hair cut.

adedeji65: got nothing with d boy, read the thread v well, u will see someone asking aw much I got d boot, and the pics, I felt reluctant sharing the Pic, but I that we all matured here, moreover some other guys waste money on something else, like gadgets and accessories, if I choose to get expensive boots, I think it's nobody's headache. I just don't understand y b***h niggas keep on hating for their own failures. My view. Never knew Nl was like this., na boredom carry me enter...made a few friends already here though but this?? it's freaking discouraging menh! ""

in life u meet diff pipu wit diff behaviours,u wl nva find som1 of ursef. Moreover dis is a page dat contains pipu wit diff ideology,background.wat I can say is both of u missunderstood ursef. Just put d diffrenc aside n be cool dudez. #peace#

Bacteriocin: Shey na only me e dey do lyk dis: in terms of stuffs wey I neva buy, e be lik say na tomoro we dey go camp; but in terms of d eagerness to go camp, e com b lik say aug5 far gan. Anyway una good mawin here.

d time is near!

Yarn!!! Open eyez small small,stretch arms,stretch legs too(sounds kreeee!) Picks up d fone,**in a NAETO C voice* TOP OF D MORNING TO U! Eh!** in a aboki/hausa voice**I greet all of nna my pellow team B14 koffaz o!

Ggg

Ptoocool: Ђey dumbaS,s why d tin dey scratch u like say ur lyf depend on it..u too dey form abeq, y u no kuku open up say na u qet d 11k soca boot, u con dey come here dey form foreiqn qraduate, u sick oo walai..

And yes, ah be COED qraduate, happy nao? Ode

. #peace#

adedeji65: asin enhn, u shouldn't be called a graduate, I got my 6k predator football kit ,so What's ur p with that.... as at 2007 a friend bought his original Nike boot 11k ...Nigerian graduates are so dumb, typical polytechnic graduate!!!!!!

Real Nigga don't sn*tch like b*iitches,koret Niggaz diss bt dey also dnt embaraz demselvz openly..jst sort anytin u av btw ursef n move on. #love##peace#

ekina: Going 2 get my own kits 2mao, d whole tin don tire me sef; I suppose don serve since November, its nt thrilling @ all, make I sha serve comot n continue wiv my life jare.

since lastyear novembr? Na who com hold ur cloth mak u no serve den? Lolz,no vex o,na play I dey play oo.3batches don go after me gradu8 just because of d stupid ASUU strike and incompetence of my faculty. Be calm n tinz wl b alryt. #safe#

E no kuku get sense b4. Who cares if he shaves off his brain too? He played good football at worldcup tho,but shit in man u shirts

Temmytea70: I had a dream I was mobilized to ekiti..........I rili wana go to d east........dunno y dis ekiti dream just pop up

. Bro that was a bad dream oo,you really need to go c ur pastor/alfa for prayers lolz.I skool there,dem go xploit u ehn! Ur alawi no go reach u cook in a month. all their lives is depended on students n non indegine.

[quote author=Hissexcellencie]anyways na because una get d money nah.... I no fit buy 3weeks sneakers 2k, I for rather carry cover shoe go there if I nor see. [/quot e] but I guess person go still nid d white canvaz/tennis aftr camp?

moshmod101: Am from Ogun state,influenced d posting to Ogun too,wat are my
Chances of getting it?

. Some pipu say u no fit influence to ur born state and d state wey u go skool..a friend of mine influence his posting to ekiti and na there em skool. Dats d li2 I knw

These holy brothers and sisters don start,hmmm mak I no talk sha,but na dem way worse past,na dem dey do coded abortion pass. Dey do bro samuel and sister ester bt dey bang demsef. Mcteeeewwww. U tink say u fit dciv baba God?

prixxy7: datkoded, bt we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ see ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d oda side na *winks* and U̶̲̥̅̊ always at d oda side, and not much in here dats y I jx scan thru d gist in here and dnt holla. Sori na. E-hugs

. Electric hugs abi whc 1 b E-hugs? Abeg run 4 ur life b4 u get electric hugs o..**watch my left side,den right side,take off ma shoes and pick race*Lolz

[quote author=adedeji65]light no reach 20 hours I'm these places ooo, even oluyole extension, maybe 8hrs but bet it's mostly In the night! [/quote. ] I stay in Adeoyo ringroad,and I can boast of 17hrs light a day in my area and av a friend in NNPC apata where I stayed with him for a week and my fone ba3 spoilt due to overcharging. I aint guessing,I'm sayin what I knw. Fordacis,olusanya,ajeigbe(teju hospital area)NNPC,Adeoyo, trust me u gonna enjoy gud light

adedeji65: I guess ur confused, is this not a good reason to hype ib over Lag

. I aint hyping ,just sayin my opinion. #peace#

Samguine: To be candid, I don't know where you guys get you facts about serving in Lagos from. You make it sound like serving in Lagos is all doom and hellish which is very wrong. For your info, transportation in Lagos is CHEAP, only that it is stressful.

. Got ya

Instead of crucifying som1,why dnt d ladies tried to remember where and who spoiled their lives too,the guys should also try to count how many young and old they hav banged. STOP ACTING LIKE A SAINT HERE. Som gurls can't even remembr hw many guyz dev banged,. No one is holy so stop condeming others people actions. "Let who hasn't committ this sin cast the first stone"

zerray: in what sense pls?

. Standard of living in IB is moderate and balance,with a token salary u can survive in ib..In lag,ur salary can't even cover ur tfare for d month.lolz

DrPhilABd: Thanks for your reply. Wat abt light, hw is the light situation like at Ib?

. Light in some areas are gud tho xpensive aprtment in d areas sha..Olusanya at ringroad,fordacis at ringroad,NNPC at apata(u hardly c a room aprtment there,20hhrs light),Oluyole(most xpensive bt 20hours light a day) Ajeigbe ringroad,u wl c a room aptment bt xpensive) Adeoyo ringroad(u wl c a room bt xpensiv too). Other places dan these,u wil av to scream "Let there b light"

holuwachemi: Prediction Helpline
She influenced her service state to Lagos with 40,000.It worked out.When she got to the camp she slept with the officials and paid 20,000 to be posted to a well known firm.When she got to the firm she was rejected after paying rent for a room close to the firm.
She had to take her rejection letter back to the secretariat, she was then reposted to Badagry , a secondary school there.But by the time she arrived the corpers lodge was completely occupied. Her one room apartment was in ikoyi.......The state did not pay a dime. She had no accommodation............

What advice do you have for her?

. She should just put a gun to her head and burst her brains out.oh wait,not that,she shld get a bath jumping frm d 3rdmayland brigde..dat wil wash away her mistakes..promo p*ssyy #winks# **in a reminisce voice* WOOO! SHO YE E? TESOJUE! Ahah ah ha ha ha ha.OMOGE VEGAZ

adedeji65: just my football kit is ready.... others will come after the letter.. I sincerely hope my oyo runs fall through.... ib things

I hope so too.#TEAMOYO#

zeb04: Hello house pls who knows any orientation camp with clean toilet facilities.....I know my question is really absurd but dirty toilets and bathrooms make me itch so much like I just ingested chloroquine. I really don't want to commit succide before the 3weeks elapses. I have worked my service to akwa ibom but I don't know anytin abt that place Or better stil,is it possible to miss the 3wks but stil serve. Thanks

. The best option for you is to learn how to use the shotput facilities very well.the cleanest toilet of our generation. Lolz. Funny but true

Jimwalex: hahaha..just show interest n leave d rest to me

. I trust ojestas,na koret UNADITE,a koret UNADITE bobo go spend u 5k n get ur house documents in return.spend 2k for u n em go kolet ur nxt skoolfee..lolz abeg! All na joke o

buksich: I op u r nt recommendin dt 4my dear samguine

. Yes oo,to get both sef na wahala na,so mak em aprci8 and enjoy..yoyo bitter $kolanut,combo to badt gan..ohh ! Yummy! Yummy!!

buksich: I actually tot u r fastin asyds dt,dnt u fink iced cream/lacasera wl b 2sugary 4u? If I wld gt u anyfin @al,I wl go 4 yoyo bitter&gala

yoyo bitters and kolanut will be alright. Lolz

cutiepie01: ATTENDANCE FOR MONDAY, 7TH JULY 2014.
Ikescope
Saltinn
Nifton
Jimwalex
Skateboard
sokarsenal
Kennykg
Osemu8
AdaEkube
Ptoocool
Dat-koded
Olaoyekemi
Ismolicious
Whyt-Jane
Bacteriocin
Macuwon(Ajebutter)
Chykmoni
Banttieman(Bounce into greatness)
Slimz10
Mikedimeji
Traecey
God's favourite
Phiszo
Luvlycute
Samguine(Former women affairs minister)
Greenbunny.Sorry,Redbunny
Smeeky(My inspirer on NL)
Meeky
Rationalmind
Highmey
Okikpo(Oyel money)
Raystar96(my admirer)
Noordean
Azyd
Ojestas(OJesty bobo)
Ifyzo(my love)
Rhazur(Result must surely cancel insults)
Suyamaster
Darkchocolate
His Excellencie
Valentinooo
Enimoney
Hamzeiy
Siegfried
Buksich
Bentonmaye
Ajasa4link
Nellcy now enellcy
Gaetano
Lorddaywalker
Tiffany
Heemah
Arrihinus.

. Oh! I feel good!

Good one bro... but someone like you might end up doing nothing.[/quote][/color]

highmey: Good one bro... but someone like you might end up doing nothing.

. I'm just gonna av the best fun I could in 3weeks.I aint a dull dude,trust me .y would it b dffcult to av fun? I wldnt nid a gun to av fun, Roll wit som1 of ur trend and its gonna b fun.#winks#