Cutehector:

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Cc. Me 2015 current

Twaci

Your current pic looks like a "classic throwback"

....it can only mean that the future is brighter and greater. Kudos

Ladyboss1 ,

Meat pie 750 naira
Buns 450 naira

Even 5 Dodo 450....

....Buygala , abeg give me 1 carton . I need carry am go De chop if I go jand .


I go use N450 buy 6 long fresh plantain , peel am , put am for oven to make my own boli .


Salary high for jand , but spending De wipe the pockets asap.

MRpii:
Dear ladyboss1,what can you do to help me!! MOST OF THeSe PROBLEMs ARE APPLICABLE TO ME xpecially that confidient to face beauriful gurls face to Face.

Confidence is not your MAIN problem my friend.
...There is one small yellow book you need. (Brighter grammar 1-3)

Jennydoris:
Abeg I need tips on how to approach a guy.
Am tired of hearing women stuff.

Just flash his number.

Fulaboy:
my manchi is back

RakanDede my brother!

Make money come, I go come lease big flat arable land from you to launch a mega pasture .

Neduzze5:



Kudos Uncle.... The environment where you set that up is really nice. That snailery will always be cool. And that is necessary for snail survival

You are on point my brother.

Chinedu, first thing I think of in setting up a snailery is the "climate" .... if the pen is between 20-25 degrees Celsius />80% relative humidity most of the time, the feeding/active time for the snails will increase significantly.

"Norma snails eat from say 7pm to 6am ... I tweak mine to 5:30pm to 8am.

More feeding time = more growth.

LadyBoss1:

Not sure about afrodisaic

[size=3pt] There has to be a connection o. Why is the snail body shaped like the reproductive organ of the female human? Lol. [/size]

2dice:
Good Bro... Make I be your Treasurer now

Lol. My money never many reach to get treasurer o.

But with farming,
You can be your own Chairman, Fin.Sec or treasurer my brother.


Why Work in a bank for 100k , when an intensive system snailery running at 3000 pieces capacity (without expansion . I.e . Non usage of eggs to increase population) can give you 3000*200 every 6 months?

Both of them are 600k gross profit at 6 months.



Bank Job - 100k * months = 600,000
Costs include-
1. Transportation (everyday to and from work)
2. you go buy suits, ties , perf just to "gaj up" (to count millions belonging to someone else)
3. Other ancillary costs.
4. Time (7am -7pm everyday under pressure)

(Deduce the net earnings for your self) .


3000Cap snailery.
Costs include -

1. Transportation once in 3days to the fruit market to "pack" free feed.

2. You can wear your favorite singlet and drink orijin in front of your TV virtually all day (where is orijin101 sef) . Just feed once a day in the evening and maybe water the pens on dry afternoons.

3. Relatively cheap initial and running costs (as opposed to poultry and the likes)

4. Time is even available to continue with the bank job.



I like to think of heliculture as the stock market.
I buy shares , receive dividends from time to time and I can sell off my stock for a good windfall.

Anybody can start with the information on this thread alone.

2Dice, if you roll these dice, you will get double six(6 6) lol.

LadyBoss1:

Yh i eat them lol
Very tasty

Snails are also highly nutritious . Vitamins and minerals with protein - without fat!

Not to mention the fact that Roman elites ate snails before making out. Aphrodisiac maybe?

LadyBoss1:

Ur back

...always been around. (I actually skim web pages quickly) .

I hope to comment more regularly.

Do you like snails?

2dice:
Good one man...
Man Mustnot live on kussh alone ...
Snail Business??
Why not fish maybe catfish? ...
Dah Shii is Brings doe...u know

Catfish is truly a money spinner . Same as grasscutter, poultry and what have you but if I am investing in catfish , i t would have to be a recirculating aquaculture system ( RAS system fitted with modern tech) . Usage of earthen ponds, tanks, taupaulin are simply too tedious and returns are far lower.

But money no De.

Snails do not require much oversight and the returns are impressive.

I am a stickler for quality and big scale projects.

Just installed a 720 capacity Snailery for my mum in her compound. (At least by December she go pray for me)

I am an expert but I find it very hard to comment. (May God help me).

Thumbs up to neduzze5 and pragmatistm for helping the upcomers.

Will complete a work on my A-Z secrets in backyard heliculture and post it up here for you guy.

Happy Thursday!


Cc. Orijin101
Kingtom
StephenQueen
Ladyboss1
2Dice
Fulaboy

(No be only kush I De kush)

One question...


Does that mean you can now poo larger lumps due to the extension?

He did me proud!

I love you BuBu!

O. Mehn! Book haram Don enter one chance.

Rambo Don show!

Give me that number!

I am not a friend to your friend!

Jakara:


Funnyme, I know that Nigeria will be incomplete without mad people like you.
For your information I have gotten my MBA from FUTO.
What I am talking is for reasonable people to contribute to the betterment of this Nation due to the dangers associated with it.
Note: this topic is not for dafts like you. Please don't see it as an insult but as an advice

You can make your point without recourse to lying o.

FUTO has only MSc, MTech and PGD programs in the postgraduate tier.

There is no MBA (masters of business administration) in FUTO except in PMT, FMT and MMT depts.

So unless na those depts, no lie again o.

abeg check your "sertifikate" well.


I would like to see a copy though.


FINALLY, POLY IS POLY AND UNI IS UNI.

IF YOU GO POLY, EXPECT POLY SALARY.

IF YOU GO UNI, NA UNI SALARY U GO GET.

Is it because of the H** question?



Dude calm down...



Eat right and think positively.

Kpo Kpo!










Who dey house?

I LordHugo, representing truth and equity federal constituency still so standing on my tentacles without any fear of grammatical error so move this motion...

That,

What this girl needs is money.

Raw cash
Ego
Owo
Kudi

.....If anybody can mail the mods and get a couple of hundred thousand naira then she can survive on her own....


Make una forget about perseverance, leave the man , God is with you , fast and pray etc....


Someone should just empower her with money....


Then as for the male nairalander partner, Ishilove should contact me so we can get the police involved and arrest him for...

assault and battery.


Mr Speaker, I so move!

cc. ishilove

Get 49 Sticks to rap.e them each!

7 per 1.

Cnoteuchay:
u re a lagger..... u suppose haul ursef porously for Tarbor chopping on cyberland. By d way who INI u and which IS where u inied..... u don forget say cigar no be trabor u come dey chop anyway here wey lobber agama say u no who.... c'mon deck all around expect u want make ur B see ur V

U don lag na!

Lubber talk anyhow and you when carry atukpa no see land and you don maroon.


Repent! leave cultism!

SlyCharlie:

Greeeeeeaaaat FUTOITE!!!

God bless you!

LadyBoss1:

Tell me what you want.

raayah:
I know Nairalanders are proud supporters of Mugabe , but he has turned their economy into rubbish.

Zimbabwe is deserted ,and it makes me so angry that Mugabe took a glass factory from a white man ,that had hundreds of employees around the goromonzi area. It became completely deserted it made and all workers lost their jobs.

Also a tomato farm around goromonzi that was one of the biggest in zim again deserted it's sad, just because he hates whites. There are a lot of deserted lands, farms and factories in Zimbabwe. It can't function because the people are highly uneducated.

I am Nigerian and I am Sorry for the people of Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe had such a bright future, it was absolutely gorgeous pretty good economy, natural resources, wildlife we had it all it's really sad to see. It's sad this is the side of my country people see these days.

Economists of Nairaland, How will Zimbabwe rise from this mess??

Raayah, I just saw this and I agree with your points.

However, Zimbabweans are not uneducated.

On the contrary, they have the higest (both young and adults) literacy rate in the whole of africa.

90% and above.


you can always verify with a search engine.


How are you today?

I vote NLJega


Cc.
Agarawu23
Lekinz
TomFrench

SleekyPosh:



U go soon die. Keep running ur stupid mouth.

I just de my own de condemn cultism and you are wishing me death.

Guy. DO NOT joke with me!

I just knew you 5 minutes ago but I will tell you 10 things about you.

1. You are a barca fan
2. You are good (a little) with electronic gadgets.
3. You are proud of your d.ick
4. You supported Buhari
5. There was a close friend you borrowed money that hasn't paid you back till today (think well)
6. You are from the south-west
7. You drink Heineken
8. Your real Name is Akin
9. I can kill you at empire hotel if I want to. (don't go there for 2 months)
10. Never wish death again to me!


Stay "safe".

New one...

8. if he drinks Squadron, na viking, if Lords gin- buccaneer , if eiye- chelsea gin, Aye's de drink anything including battery acid

LadyBoss1:


Yh slept like a baby
Me2 ... Been sitting in the bath for like about an hour lol u know that i cant be bothered feeling yh, felt like that when i got up

one hour?





with phone in one hand ba.


n.b. your lips in your new profile pic. hmmm


I wanna do your "personal text" to it.

winetapper:
Just because of Hundred naira suya..

If you tell ab.oki for warri to sell 100naira for you, na problem!


Suya minimum wage na 200.