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PhonesRe: Wallpaper ***challenge*** by LordJoffrey(m): 8:25pm On Apr 11, 2022
Shingeki no kyojin forever

TV/MoviesRe: How Skit Makers Are Promoting Sexual Contents And Making Our Women Look Cheap by LordJoffrey(m): 7:59am On Apr 11, 2022
Not all of them promote sexual contents na. Mr funny, for example, does a lot of skits not relating to sex or anything of the likes
CelebritiesRe: Paul Logan Makes Wrestlemania Debut Wearing His Famous £3.8 Million Pokemon Card by LordJoffrey(m): 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2022
CharlotteFlair:
He didn't fight grin
He just spent the usual 2hrs coming out to greet and then left.
No be ordinary greet abeg
Na HOF greet cheesy
U no see d ovation!!!! shocked
CrimeRe: Kenyan Thief Lies Comfortably On Street Light To Avoid Beating (Photo) by LordJoffrey(m): 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
Nigga be like no be me u go kill grin
PhonesRe: Geekbench Will Ban Xiaomi’s Latest Smartphones For Manipulating The Benchmarks by LordJoffrey(m): 5:00pm On Mar 30, 2022
Didn't Samsung do the same huh
RomanceRe: Women Try Asking Their Men To Send His Account Number; See Responses by LordJoffrey(m): 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2022
That nigga wey talk say who be dis na legend grin grin
CultureCan You Figure Out What's Wrong With This Pic? Not For The Shallow Minded by LordJoffrey(op):
I saw this on a friend's whatsapp status and decided to post.
With the recent things I'vebeen getting to know, this just felt really bad.
Can u figure what's wrong¿

EducationRe: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by LordJoffrey(m): 10:41pm On Mar 19, 2022
rtdCivilservant:
I don talk ma own. Naija don condemn.
Yeah, but some people are still making it
EducationRe: Some Weird Facts Of History You Will Never Learn In School by LordJoffrey(m): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2022
AllahEatsShit:
This is Felix Fauré, who was the president from 1895 to 1899. He died at the age of 58 from a stroke which occurred while he was receiving a blöw jób from his 30 year old secretary named Marguerite Steinheil (pictured below)
This one mhed gan oo grin cheesy
EducationRe: If I Tell You My Salary, You’ll Collapse”- Says First-class Law Graduate by LordJoffrey(m): 10:28pm On Mar 19, 2022
gulfer:
I'm so sure he's not a Nigerian law graduate, kudos for securing the job baby lawyer cool cool cool cool
He said he was invited to the house of common once. So, he probably schooled in Britain
PhonesRe: Please Which Phone Can I Buy For My Bestie by LordJoffrey(m): 9:04am On Feb 26, 2022
Get her a redmi note 10
EducationRe: 70% Of Graduates Will Fail This Question by LordJoffrey(m): 8:13pm On Feb 25, 2022
Oyiboman69:
and you also fail to note that the verb 'arrived' is in it's past form...you're completely wrong....
I don't have time for this. You're incorrect.
Sayonara wink
EducationRe: 70% Of Graduates Will Fail This Question by LordJoffrey(m): 9:04am On Feb 24, 2022
adeoyekay:
it should be had not has. I saw it on Facebook yesterday I made a clarification on it, the sentence is in past tense and had is used for two or more people in a past tense condition.
What¿¿¿¿
Had is used for 2 or more people¿¿¿¿¿¿
First off, based on context, has is the most appropriate answer.
Secondly, it's the same person. The president is also the Chairman. This is a basic concept of concord.
If the sentence had been, "The President and THE Chairman.....," the appropriate answer would have been 'have'
PhonesRe: Infinix Zero 5G Vs Xiaomi Redmi Note 11 Pro 5g.....infinix Won by LordJoffrey(m): 7:31pm On Feb 17, 2022
With due respect, you are drunk sir grin
Compare them on a better platform like gsmarena, sir
PoliticsRe: See The Machine Trending Tecno SPARK I Bought As Buhari's Staff (Photos) by LordJoffrey(m): 7:19pm On Feb 17, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
more

Android 11 latest version on board
Android 11, latest version¿¿ grin grin
EducationRe: Please Help Solve This for Me by LordJoffrey(m): 10:32am On Feb 15, 2022
Phoenix09:
Let's assume that Great's share is X

If Joy gets 40 less twice of Great's share, then Great's share is: 2X - 40

The total sum shared = 560

Thus: X + (2X - 40) = 560

X + 2X - 40 = 560

3X - 40 = 560

3X = 560 + 40

3X = 600

X = 200

So Great's share is X i.e 200 and
Joy's share is 2X - 40: = 2(200) - 40
= 400 - 40
= 360

Thus it can be seen that Joy's share is 40 less of 400 (twice of Great's share: 2 X 200) and the sum of Great's share (200) and Joy's share (360) gives 560.

Percentage of Joy's share is:
= 360/560 X 100
= 64.29%
Spot on �
CrimeRe: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by LordJoffrey(m): 10:24am On Feb 15, 2022
donbachi:
Cele girls
wtf man angry
EducationRe: Please Admission Expert Can Someone Explain Why Unilorin Didn't Give Admission? by LordJoffrey(m): 9:22am On Feb 11, 2022
missidy:
If you are not a Muslim or from kwara state then forget unilorin. I had same experience in 2010 when I was fresh out of the secondary school. 270+ in jamb and 80+ in postume (it was computer based so you see your result immediately), yet no admission. Those scores were more than enough to get me into Law that I applied for. They didn't even manage to give me library science. On the admissions list I kept seeing Risikat, Rashidat,all the Shat (Muslim names). My dear when looking for admission in Nigeria, make sure you apply to the universities in your state or your catchment area. If you apply to schools outside your geopolitical zone then you will stay at home for years.
I'll admit Unilorin is a religious based school and they tend to favour muslims more and I can actually relate to the faculty of law issue cause there was a time they only wanted Islamic Law and not common law, which led to the closure of the faculty. 2010 was a long time ago. Things have changed since then. Although the school is widely populated by Muslims and Kwara indigenes, there are still people of other religions and from other states.
CelebritiesRe: Oxlade Girlfriend In Leaked S£XTAPE vows To Sue Him For N20 Million by LordJoffrey(m): 9:07am On Feb 11, 2022
cybriz82:
Which mumu 20million but she knw dude was recording her na ..she shud av also mnw that anything can happen with the clip.
But the guy no suppose share am na
RomanceRe: The Most Beautiful Woman In Wwe(my Opinion) by LordJoffrey(m): 9:04am On Feb 11, 2022
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the Goddess, Alexa Bliss¿
EducationRe: Final Year UNILORIN Student Expelled For Writing Exam For His Girlfriend by LordJoffrey(m): 11:34pm On Feb 10, 2022
trudpo:
Mumu, I've been seeing your nonsense comments here and there. Na everywhere you dey
Baba rest. I ain't got no time to waste on you
CrimeRe: Man Sexualizes 14-Year-Old Neighbour's Daughter Entrusted To Him (Photo) by LordJoffrey(m): 5:46pm On Feb 10, 2022
Na God go punish this pedophile. It's really crazy when you think about a grown man being attracted to a 14 year old huh
It's just disgusting
EducationRe: Final Year UNILORIN Student Expelled For Writing Exam For His Girlfriend by LordJoffrey(m): 5:43pm On Feb 10, 2022
Stop peddling fake news!!!!!!
This shit never happened. I was there when the exam was written and nothing like that happened. Verify before posting!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Silent During Sex ? by LordJoffrey(m): 10:01am On Feb 01, 2022
jetwonder:
grin Total concentration
grin grin
Demon slayer right¿
EducationRe: Please Can Somebody In Law Help Me With My Assignment. I Am Ready To Pay by LordJoffrey(m): 3:48pm On Jan 27, 2022
Kai, this question na wahala
10 fucking cases shocked

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