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Romance › Re: Panic As Boy Disguise As A Girl To Gain Entrance To Girls Hostel In Rivers State by LordJoffrey(m): 8:28am On May 25, 2021 |
They should beat the hell out of him. He's a useless guy. Stupid Bobrisky brother |
Education › Re: Where Are The Unilorin Students? Come Share Your Experience In School by LordJoffrey(op): 8:21am On May 25, 2021 |
haybhi1: First off, I'll congratulate you on your admission to the Universitat de Ilorin, as fondly styled.
Experience is vast here so much that generalizing it can devour quite a lot of paragraphs. Meanwhile, individual and live-in experience, they say, is the best.
However, in general, you'd have a nice stay here. First off, if you plan to cross to the next level and, possibly, graduate strong, you have to study hard and excel academically.
Here, there's little distraction compared to schools situation in Lagos, with exclusively conspicuous social life. But this is not to say there's none, it's actually significant but not in excess, it just depends on you.
Several extracurricular activities and Recreational action exist fairly well - About 8 - 10 different sports you could actively partake in, with gym and sporting centres. Pepsi village holds free table tennis..., you may join the UCJ, zoo, dam, ... Enough fun but never get distracted.
You'd not be asked to buy handouts by anyone. You'd likely do many exams as CBT in 100L. Also, never be caught cheating.
Get immediate but class-toppers seniors to put you through the process of acing your exams and classes, as soon as you resume. Please, bank on this, don't be too shy to meet them and learn. Prioritize the class notes and past questions too over excessively large overwhelm-prone textbooks you'd be advised to get.
You may even find more Christians in your dprtmt than Muslims - like in 200L and 300L, mine. More people from Kogi, Benue, Plateau than you would have thought. Some African foreign students.
Most of your friends will use the free WiFi advantage to download movies and likes, try to use it to pick up new things like programming.
Your dprtmt commands some kind of respect here, though along the line, you might get bored of the constant black-et-white uniform.
In the university clinic, I think it's safe to say you're in safe hands in cases of maladies, although it may take slightly long to attend to you depending on the severity of your illness manifestation, but you will be given reliable treatment.
Don't sleep when you go to night class or you may be taught a lesson, by having your phone replaced with your slipper in your palms. Also, buy power bank when coming, it might take a while but its use may be necessitated when it rains bearing storm.
There are some bright minds and they're some daft ones, I'll leave you to experience it, choose your choice, and carve your path. Some are slightly conservative, some are very open. But, generally, Unilorin students are well grounded in humility.
It's Unilorin, enough is usually presenting a vacuum - never really enough. But with conscious effort, much reward is guaranteed, including better.
Regarding the dressing, it's a flat out misinformation that you must dress in a particular way, in fact, along with loop-sided admission accusation, it's just another of the stereotypes the usually Nigerian student populace who were not admitted here churn out. Although, you want to make sure nothing gives you out, no hair-tinting, curls, or dread-locks. No cult-suspicous dressing - my fourth year here, no single reference or information about cultism.
Transportation in only your first year will be extremely stressful unless you stay within school campus, hostel. If you won't, avoid off-campus environs like Oke-odo, that place hosts a lot distractions, from lewd guys that have been rusticated for inability to meet crossing gps, students that have taken to 'yahoo yahoo', to different lousy places. Thanks man |
Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Military Woman If Chanced by LordJoffrey(m): 9:08pm On May 24, 2021 |
Dem go just fracture ur dick |
Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Share Their Weirdest Turn Off by LordJoffrey(m): 8:59pm On May 24, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: Lagos Mad Woman Caught With Three AK-47 Rifles Burnt To Death (Graphic) by LordJoffrey(m): 8:50pm On May 24, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: Why You Should Dump Your Android Phone Now by LordJoffrey(m): 8:46pm On May 24, 2021 |
Dude, you need to broaden your horizon. You think iphones are the best? Clearly you've never used a oneplus or Asus or Samsung or Xiaomi phone. You're talking about charging port, how many android phones have you actually seen that have issues with their charging ports and are not transsion products? You're saying iphones are good because they have high storage capacities, so samsung phones, xiaomi, oppo, Asus, oneplus phones do not have high storage capacities?
The truth is that you've been brainwashed and you're just following the wisdom of the crowd. I can bet anything you decided to buy that iphone not because you really loved the specs but because people are always hyping it and you too wanna know how it feels to be an iphone user and who the hell makes a phone with a poor 2815 mAh battery and decides to sell it for hundreds of dollars? That's just stupid |
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Cocaine Worth ₦8 Billion, Arrests Suspect At Lagos Airport by LordJoffrey(m): 2:41pm On May 23, 2021 |
Na wetin pain me pass na all the innocent people dem don implicate |
Romance › Re: What Are Your Sexual Fantasies? by LordJoffrey(m): 2:33pm On May 23, 2021 |
NwaAmaikpe:

My all-time sexual fantasy; Shagging a widow on top of her husband's grave a night after his interment.
This is just for the thrill of knowing her husband is watching but can't do a thing about it. Sadly, the closest I've gotten to this is shagging a widow at her husband's service of songs. See dis guy ooo. The husband no fit do anything, e go shock you |
Education › Re: Social Media Users React to Covenant University 201 First Class by LordJoffrey(m): 7:47am On May 23, 2021 |
Grade A belongs to God |
Pets › Check Out The Jesus Christ Lizard, The Only Lizard That Can Run On Water by LordJoffrey(op): 5:39pm On May 22, 2021 |
The world we live in is full of so many mysteries and amazing things. God is just an amazing creator that is a perfect artist. One of his amazing and breathtaking creations is the green basilisk lizard,also called Jesus lizard.
What makes the Jesus lizard so amazing is its ability to run on water. Yeah, you read that write, it has the ability to walk on water. It is a really amazing that a lizard, which is supposed to be a land animal, can actually walk on water.
The green basilisk lizard's rare ability to run on water is what gave it the name, 'Jesus lizard', as Jesus also moved on water. The Jesus lizard is native to the tropical rain forests of Central America where the species is in abundance. The Jesus lizard mostly spends it's time on trees, that are not far from water, but when it is in danger, it can easily jump from the tree to a water body below and make an escape.
The Jesus lizard has very long toes on it's rear feet and as it rapidly moves, it hits its feet on the water with force, which allows it to stay balanced on the water as long as it maintains its speed. The Jesus lizard is no doubt a one of a kind species of lizards that just blows my mind.
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Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Baby Mama, Sophia Rocking The N1.5M Bag He Bought For Their Daughter... by LordJoffrey(m): 8:52am On May 22, 2021 |
Do people really expect a kid like Imade to use such expensive bag and car? Of course her mom's the one who's gonna use them |
Phones › Re: The New Babies Are Here Itel P37 And P37 Pro by LordJoffrey(m): 8:49am On May 22, 2021 |
Still making 2gb RAM phones in this era? Na wa oo |
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Phones › Re: Un.li.mit.ed Trick by LordJoffrey(m): 12:52pm On May 19, 2021 |
Abeg wetin be d name |
Phones › Re: Cubot X50: The Most Affordable 64mp Smartphone. by LordJoffrey(m): 12:49pm On May 19, 2021 |
I dey eye dis phone ooo. It looks awesome with really nice features. |
Phones › Re: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by LordJoffrey(m): 12:46pm On May 19, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by LordJoffrey(m): 12:45pm On May 19, 2021 |
Kingzjayzee: na made in aba? See dis guy ooo. I'm talking about a monster phone ooo. Google the phone for more info |
Nairaland General › Re: 20+ by LordJoffrey(m): 7:30am On May 19, 2021 |
Nice write up bro |
Crime › Re: Lady Completely Severs Armed Robbers Manhood {Graphic Photos} by LordJoffrey(m): 7:13am On May 19, 2021 |
Some people are simple fools. So after robbing someone and you now decided to rape her, you still allowed the devil to make you ask her suck your dick. So in your mind na, you thought she would suck it happily abi? Mumu man |
Crime › Re: Mechanic Defiles 11-year-old Girl Who Asked For His Phone To Watch Indian Film by LordJoffrey(m): 5:44pm On May 18, 2021 |
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Celebrities › Re: Since I Left The House I Do Not Get Toasters Again --- Bbn Erica by LordJoffrey(m): 5:41pm On May 18, 2021 |
U be bread wey dem won toast¿RUBBISH |
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Phones › Re: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by LordJoffrey(m): 5:33pm On May 18, 2021 |
Depressed101:
 Name or lie Dude, not everything's a lie. It's the Leeco le 2 |
Phones › Re: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by LordJoffrey(m): 5:32pm On May 18, 2021 |
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Phones › Re: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by LordJoffrey(m): 5:31pm On May 18, 2021 |
jerex55: My fellow leeco le2 user I greet u My guy  U don get am |
Phones › Re: What Is The Most Expensive Phone You Have Ever Bought And How Much by LordJoffrey(m): 7:41am On May 18, 2021 |
The most expensive phone I've ever bought cost me just 32k. Super awesome phone with 3gb RAM and 64gb ROM, snapdragon processor, fingerprint, proximity sensor, full metal body, LED light and many more. |
Celebrities › Re: Video Of A Lady And Dad Being Too Intimate Has Gone Viral (video) by LordJoffrey(m): 7:35am On May 18, 2021 |
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