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Crime / Re: Robbers Raid Three Banks In Benue, Kill Seven by lordlek: 11:35pm On Oct 20, 2023
adecz:



OP, Why using fake screen shot of
a different bank robbery of over 5
years ago in Owerri to report a story
in Benue state.

Seun
Lalasticlala should note.


I was about saying the same thing because I remember that video vividly.

The security killed one of their men they went in also and shot the security man as well.


I don't blame him I blame the moderator that add the post the the frontpage

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Programming / Seeking Placement Opportunity To Utilize App Development Skills During NYSC by lordlek: 4:23pm On Aug 15, 2023
Hello everyone,

I hope this message finds you all in good health. I am excitedly anticipating my upcoming National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) assignment, and I am reaching out to this esteemed community for guidance and recommendations.

I have a passion for app development, particularly with Flutter, and I'm thrilled about the opportunity to contribute my skills to a real-world setting during my NYSC tenure. I have already developed two applications - a food delivery app and an attendance management system powered by TensorFlow. These projects have given me hands-on experience with working on APIs, integrating payment gateways, and independently troubleshooting challenges.

As I embark on this next phase of my journey, I am keen on exploring a placement where I can not only apply my existing skills but also learn and grow alongside accomplished professionals. If any of you can suggest or connect me with a placement that aligns with my aspirations, I would be immensely grateful. smiley

I'm from Lagos State
Romance / Re: What Should A Lady Go With When Visiting A Man? by lordlek: 11:33pm On Apr 08, 2023
*cutlass
*pepper spray
*female condim
*toothbrush
*body cream
And some extra clothes

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Computers / Re: Which Router Or Isp Supports Pppoe In Nigeria ? by lordlek: 10:20pm On Mar 11, 2023
fringz11:


You get a PPPoe from your 3rd party ISP.... mtn will never give you

Which third party ISP can you recommend pls, an not in lagos but ilorin
Computers / Re: Which Router Or Isp Supports Pppoe In Nigeria ? by lordlek: 5:39pm On Mar 11, 2023
fringz11:


Send me a picture of the router

It's the 5G router

This mtn call reps are so crazy, I asked if they can give me my PPPoE username and password, they just said they can't
Computers / Re: Which Router Or Isp Supports Pppoe In Nigeria ? by lordlek: 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2023
fringz11:
Mikrotik or cisco
Does mtn routers support that

The software am using needs a connection like that
Computers / Which Router Or Isp Supports Pppoe In Nigeria ? by lordlek: 2:27pm On Mar 08, 2023
Please am looking to purchase a router that supports PPPoE in nigeria, can anyone one please make a recommendation for me?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions of $$ wasted in Africa: Tallest Building In Anambra State Abandoned. by lordlek: 3:28pm On Jan 22, 2023
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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by lordlek: 9:47pm On Jan 11, 2023
Comment below me if you want tinubu for president
Romance / Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by lordlek: 2:52pm On Sep 23, 2022
Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!


You dey heartless
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Reacts To Report Of Him Not Wanting To Perform Because Of Gold Chain by lordlek: 9:57am On Aug 10, 2022
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Romance / Re: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by lordlek: 1:02pm On Jul 20, 2022
formerUKSF:
Senior man.
You should know the answer to your question,which is to not disvirgin her until after marriage. undecided

But as you are here to seek opinion. I suggest you give her a choking sex make sure you hold her neck
And handle her roughly. angry angry

If she gets that thing from someone else first you are a gunner..
grin

MODIFIED: are you the one in your dp.

Yeah it's him he look really stupid and innocent p grin
Celebrities / Re: Portable Welcomes Newborn Baby With His Baby Mama (Photos & Video) by lordlek: 8:31pm On Jun 15, 2022
solochris:
Chai, see the fine gal that opened her leg for a mad man all because of money. Women, tufia

Shey your parents don open mouth tell you say them born you by mistake them before?
Go ask them to because you no get sense
You go just come online dey talk rubbish
Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by lordlek: 12:32pm On Apr 30, 2022
StilmaVsBorn2w:

I don't believe in curses, A man can not define my fate in life..I was more concerned about my son that's why I brought it here.
I fear no man
Bro you are saying rubbish
The lady in question didn't you plan to marry her before

Not like you are going to kiss or have sex with the corpse, just pay the dowry and honour your late wife
You have spent years living as couples and she gave birth to a son.

When your son turns 25, you should tell him you refused to pay his mother dowry because she doesn't worth abi?

You people just create unnecessary future problems.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of President Buhari In Secondary School by lordlek: 6:52pm On Sep 20, 2021
Person wey fail wood work wan restructure Nigeria grin
Family / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by lordlek: 12:47pm On Sep 14, 2021
At a very young age about 5 or 6yrs old then
A man accused me wrongly.. My mum beat the hell out of me.. I was really angry about that
So I monitored how the man drives his BMW and when he usually goes out mostly before night falls

So I went to a T junction not far from my home after a week
Got some nails and some slippers grin
Punctured the slippers with the nails about 3 slipper

grin grin
He didn't even know what hits him
And it was never linked to me

No one can even linked that to me grin

I end up deflating 2 of his tyre grin grin
God forgive me��

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Celebrities / Re: Ariana Grande Marries Dalton Gomez In A Private Ceremony (Photos) by lordlek: 11:44pm On May 17, 2021
Dalil8:
undecided undecided undecided

Marriage wey no go last reach 3 yrs.

As dey rush enter naso dem go rush come out.

Asin ehhn but this one na she go lose bcuz she dey earn more than the guy, just like Adele case.

If na me be d guy, after 8 months i don file for divorce, cashout quick no time. cool

There is what we call premarital account(it helps a lot in divorce case)
I hope she is that wise
If she is she go don open new bank account
Leave her former account, like set it aside
Before she she marry
That new account na him go dey function for there marriage,

So even if divorce matter carry leg come
Na the money wet dey the account when she marry na him Court fit split

Them no born any court well to touch the account she dey use before marriage as far as she no do transfer with her former and the new one

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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by lordlek: 10:13pm On Apr 03, 2021
Enskynelson:

Yes, till 15th April.
Okay thanks
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by lordlek: 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2021
Please is noun registration still on?
Computers / Re: Help Need In Selecting A Better Laptop With Some Specification by lordlek: 8:35pm On Mar 26, 2021
lekjons:
Do you have a spec in mind?
Not at all that's why I came online to ask
I just want the one that will work perfectly for my work

16gb ram
500 or 1TB ssd
I7 or anyone better
And also good batter life
Computers / Re: Help Need In Selecting A Better Laptop With Some Specification by lordlek: 8:28pm On Mar 26, 2021
lekjons:
What's the spec of the old one you use?
The ram is just 4 gig
15 inches
And it's not a core
Del vostro
Computers / Help Need In Selecting A Better Laptop With Some Specification by lordlek: 8:24pm On Mar 26, 2021
Hello friends, please I need help buying a new laptop I prefer a 15 or 16 inches:
And I intend to use it for java/android programming and also aftereffect

I have a budget of N455k
(I have been able to sell my old laptop, my savings, and a little support from my aunt)
I so don't want to buy the wrong laptop

Please I need advice on what to buy
Thank you
Politics / Re: Kagara Kidnap: Govt Will Never Pay Ransom For Release - Lai Mohammed by lordlek: 12:26pm On Feb 20, 2021
He might be saying the truth, but who cares?
Quote: "All man for himself"
Science/Technology / Re: The International Space Station Just Dodged A Fast-moving Hunk Of Orbiting Junk by lordlek: 9:11pm On Sep 23, 2020
This one get as He be oo
Health / Re: Nivea Natural Fairness Review by lordlek: 12:35am On May 27, 2020
mberi50:
You bought it how much??
N1600
Family / Re: Living With My Aunt Who Is A Pastor's Wife Is Hell. Should I Run Away? by lordlek: 5:37pm On Mar 11, 2020
Oluwatunmise529:
Hi peolpe
I live with my aunt who is a pastor wife...I got there four months ago due to the fact that my dad had some problems then...but the first day I got to my aunt place, I got the shock of my life...the house was totally dirty, even the sink in kitchen was removing maggots... She told me to clean and wash everything but being my first time with her... I told her I can't do them..then she said she would slap me if I don't do her wish...I ended up doing them and since then am being used like a slave....when I told my dad about everything.. She told my dad I need home training that I can't do anything...and my dad told me to stay since he doesn't want it to cause a rift between them...

My aunt am talking about is an elder sister to my late mom but the same father and different mothers. There was a day she told me my grandmother was a witch and she killed one of her children before she died...and she uses my witch grandmom to describe me to people in the neighborhood...I always feel ashamed.

.. She has a daughter who doesn't cook and clean or do anything... I end up doing everything and still it isn't enough,at the end of the day she tells me am lazy... Am always afraid to look when I pass by a mirror because i always look so dirty and haggard ..just yesterday rain fell here and she left some things outside ....I ran outside to take those things inside and the next thing she did was rain insults on me because of that..

she has never raised her hands on me but only maltreat me..I cried myself to sleep..I was always a jovial person before but now am always crying and moody and am beginning to hate her ....I don't laugh at all anymore even at funny things...I only have hatred for her and her family...I don't want to hate anyone and I want to go back home and be myself again....am planning to run away now but am really scared of the outcome...
Worst is everyone thinks she is a good person because she is a pastor wife...
Am so fed up and always unhappy... Someone pls help me
My dear , please just endure whatever she slash at you not everything in this life is rosy as you think.

"You will be a-better-person than her daughter"
Just pray for things to turn out good for your father

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Health / Re: Nivea Natural Fairness Review by lordlek: 9:02pm On Mar 07, 2020
Bottom

Health / Re: Nivea Natural Fairness Review by lordlek: 9:00pm On Mar 07, 2020
The front view

Health / Re: Nivea Natural Fairness Review by lordlek: 8:59pm On Mar 07, 2020
This is the back

Health / Nivea Natural Fairness Review by lordlek: 8:45pm On Mar 07, 2020
hello my people please I bought a nivea natural fairness lotion today I don't know if this is the fake or not

I need help in identifying it
I attach some pictures bellow I need some one to help me verify if this is the original one
Am confused cry
Technology Market / Re: Used Iphone 5c For N13,500 by lordlek: 3:02pm On Mar 04, 2020
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Politics / Re: Open Letter To President Muhammadu Buhari By Femi Fani-kayode (16/02/20) by lordlek: 7:25am On Feb 17, 2020
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