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Politics / Re: The Colonial Flag Of Nigeria Between 1914-1960 (Photo) by lordlek: 9:38pm On Jul 07, 2017
Bari22:
They put christian cross in nigerian flag just to christanize the country. But Alhamdulillah "they are plotting against Allah while Allah is plotting against them, Certainly Allah is the best plotter" :qur'an. We now have an upper hand. Allahu Akbar
And you are also trying to islamize the topic undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: New Bbm And Whatsapp Flirt Group. Flirt And Make Friends by lordlek: 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2017
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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: A Man Of The People by lordlek: 3:32pm On Apr 04, 2017
SPACD BOOKED=> JUST IN CASE....
Food / Re: The Worms In My Stomach Are Dying Of Excitement - PIC by lordlek: 4:45pm On Mar 10, 2017
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Romance / Re: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by lordlek: 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2017
sweerychick:
So what do you expect us to do ,let us shout and walk up to him just because he's handsome undecided
who follo u talk undecided
sweerychick:
So what do you expect us to do ,let us shout and walk up to him just because he's handsome undecided
who follo u talk
Politics / Re: Top 16 News Sites In Nigeria - Hitplus.co by lordlek: 9:49pm On Mar 09, 2017
lipsrsealed undecided
Romance / Re: When Ladies See Handsome Guys: See What Happens by lordlek: 9:41pm On Mar 09, 2017
..(landmark)

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Education / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Be A UNILAG Student(+gif) by lordlek: 9:42am On Feb 02, 2017
IratzsMicheal:
Happy New Month Great Akokite!!!

I'm an Akokaite and a proud one too! *flips dirt off my shoulders* Yes my UNILAG is not perfect,yet, I love her in all her imperfect glory.UNILAG students are particularly treated with a peculiar deference due to people's respect and perception of us(even our arch haters will agree with this...you know yourselves!

Wondering why? Let me fill you in on 10 of those reasons here on this space:


1. My UNILAG is the school of first choice and the nation's pride
Call me smug or conceited but you will agree that I am reasonably so because I don't attend no last resort school! Over the years statistics shows that UNILAG was the most preferred institution of choice for UTME candidates not that alone UNILAG is the first ever university in the world to produce two graduating student with a CGPA of 5.0/5.0(hope you haven't forgotten sha??). You know that way you rejoice when u see your name on UNILAG admission list na..........WAWU

2. We've got the REP!
And years of deference to show for it too! Step out with a UNILAG certificate and you'll know what I mean. We get concession above all others because our certificate echoes tonnes. And before any of you haters scream that we are all about 'pomp&pageantry' and no intellectual prowess, let me assure you that our reputation is built on the proven realities of our outstanding performance in the corporate world. Our alumni are industry leaders and pioneers in charting new horizons of advancement in their various career paths.

3. The Perfect Blend And Balance
Beyond academic enlightenment, beyond the classes and schoolwork, UNILAG offers you a plethora of options to cool-off when the academic atmosphere gets too tense. You can step out of a class and right into a concert,a comedy-rave,a religious meet,a party,a seminar,a workshop, etc. We are never short on events,gigs and thrills. For those who kissed TRUMP 1.0 make sure you don't miss SQUEEZE OO

4. Plug Into An Amazing Information Network
When it comes to being informed and having access to latest information as they break,we rule the rooster. From events to opportunities to gadgets to careers, we are the destination for corporate organisations and companies partnership as well as product introduction. We students also keep one another informed about existing opportunities. Check UNILAGHAPPEN for the latest scholarships and opportunities.

5. Opportunities Abound
With access to a wide range of information,the choice is yours to pick whatever opportunities you desire for your development. You can also start-off your own business if you so please and you will be sure to get your market amongst your circle of friends, your classmates and all their friends and extended friends. Plus you have other entrepreneurs right there in school to assist you with survival tips for your business. Don't be surprised if you make your first million here. UNILAG does not just shut you out from the rest of the world behind the four walls of academics, it brings the world to you.

6. You Can Spread Your Wings! Be You!
I'm proud to be in a school where diversity is embraced. From jerks,to nerds,to geeks,to hotties,to hunks, belles, blokes, and the list goes on and on. You can still be you and fit in. There's space for everyone to carve their niche and unleash their essence. This also makes for a beautiful blend of variety. I bet there is no UNILAG Student without a crazy friend and also a serious friend

7. Amazing Friends & Personalities
There's a popular belief that friends college friends are usually your friends forever. Well this is absolutely true. In UNILAG, once you find your niche and unleash your essence, you will definitely attract like-minds and develop some really cool relationships(friendship romantic). If your are an explorer who is willing to go out of your comfort zone and embrace diversity, you will have a great time exploring all the unique personalities that you can possibly encounter, expanding you life experience and enriching your life as well. And you will have a ball seeing life through other very unique points of view.

8. Cool Eating & Hang-Out Spots
If you like the outdoors, we've got you covered! If you prefer a cosy indoor space,you got nothing to worry about. We've got a coffee shop, Chinese Restaurants, fast food joint,Love garden,parks, and the legendary Lagoon Front which is very good for a picnic. And the cuisine available to us range from continental to open grills to baked goods to the very local dishes. You can sate yourself with any of the choice servings.

9. Free Fashion Tips Right In Their Elements
Fashions trends are started and popularised in UNILAG. If you are uncertain about what to wear or how to combine and spice up an attire, take a stroll through campus and your head will be bursting with ideas in all their shapes,colors,fabrics, designs and styles. That little scarf at the bottom of your box, you will find good use for it; that vintage shoe you bought on the spot are unsure about what to do with it, you will get your lecture on what to do with it right there on the streets of UNILAG.


10. Accolades, Awards and Recognitions abound as testimonies...need I say more?!!!
After achieving all this great virtues, the best part to enjoy most is the Dinner and Award Night. This is event is organized by most department and faculty in UNILAG to crown the excellent performance by exceptional students.

Don't forget to comment and also like?follow us on all our socila media handles just search @UNILAGHAPPEN

www.unilaghappen.worpress.com
u no get work at all at all!!
Romance / Re: Caught My Neice Staring At Me While I Sleep by lordlek: 4:33am On Dec 25, 2016
the real fact is she knows you are not sleeping, she was just teasing you ;Dthe real fact is she knows you are not sleeping, she was just teasing you
Politics / Re: ‘none Of The Released Chibok Girls Was Sexually Abused’ by lordlek: 1:35pm On Oct 28, 2016
i doubt if all of them are still virgins...After spending years in bokoharam lair's
Romance / Re: Is She Giving Me A Green Light? by lordlek: 3:02am On Oct 16, 2016
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...



Obviously, you didn't flirt during your school days.
You were the too serious type in academics.


Of course she is giving you greenlight.
To be sure, try directing your conversation towards asking her out "in a formal and innocent manner" and her responses will tell.

But remember; in a formal and innocent manner so as to be able to talk yourself out easily if her presumed greenlight turns out to be redlight or due to circuit malfunction of the traffic light.
help me ask him if he sees her as a green lantern biko!
Romance / Re: This Is The Real Reason Why Men Cheat by lordlek: 2:55am On Oct 16, 2016
"STORY STORY, STORY
ONCE UPON A TIME, TIME TIME!....OP PLEASE TELL US A STORY"
Health / Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by lordlek: 2:43am On Sep 05, 2016
golor:
Brother pour dry gin inside your ear, and wash the pain die off immediately. Have bin a victim before and that d perfect solution to it. No see any doctor, na waste of money. Pour it and turn that part of your ear down for it, to come out.
Human killer.....hope you are not an "APE MAN" cuz.....hmmmmm undecided
Health / Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by lordlek: 2:39am On Sep 05, 2016
Ele yi. Gidigan shocked(i say this one is strong)
OPTION ONE:
just try to make the host dead and that insect will be dead as well
OPTION TWO:
Drop a little of hot softened candle wax inside your ear.....that insect will not only crawl out but fly out itself
OPTION THREE:
don't be stingy OP.....go and see a doctor to help you out with it smiley
Romance / Re: Do I Have Chinese Eyes? by lordlek: 11:34pm On Jul 22, 2016
OP are u sleeping..or sleep writing undecided
Career / Help On Student Industrial Training(i.t) by lordlek: 7:34am On Jul 06, 2016
good morning,
please am a student of kwara state polytechnic (computer science NDII), and I will be through with my ND programme this coming august.

my main objective of creating this topic is that I need a firm or company,where I will be attached to for my I.T (don't want to sit at home doing nothing). my beseech you guys to help me out(even if its a refferal), I don't mind at all.
and this are what am good at:
graphics design
web design (php)
visual basic(not that pro ooo)
thank you in advance.
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Takes Cocaine, EFCC Investigating Him Over N45m -tiwa Savage by lordlek: 12:42am On Apr 30, 2016
DanceVille:
This Tbillz of a thing needs deliverance.


Witches are really singing and dancing on his life and head.I'm sure those witches get correct DJs..

Or have they hacked his brain also?


Buhari must hear this.

Celebrity's life is worst, boring and full of nasty habits.

Cocaine? Tiwa Savage what a pity..."You married and gave birth to a criminal".

This man must be sent to kirikiri prison to face his predicaments.

"Like" this post if you agree with me to be sent to kirikiri prison.
"Share" this post if you don't agree with.

Abeg, who is music don epp sef?

Justice must be done!!!

go get busy with ur wrk......don't poke nose
Art, Graphics & Video / Help On Turning Vector Image Into Realistic Cartoon On Coreldraw by lordlek: 1:26pm On Aug 20, 2015
hello people,
please i really need help in turning an image into cartoon on corel draw.
so I need help on doing that, and i will be very grateful if i am been given the steps or enlightened ........ (i have tried all i could....but no OK! Result at all )
Education / Re: Share Your 2015 JAMB Result Here by lordlek: 7:55am On Mar 12, 2015
i scored 350.........i murder jamb: grin
Family / Re: When Stealing At Home Goes Wrong(pic) by lordlek: 11:30pm On Mar 08, 2015
Amefrica:
Haha this was me. It happened to me like 5 times before, the last one was a pot of chicken soup grin I received the beating of my life that day - I was like 9 years old then. cheesy
nawa o so na ever body don thief for here ,and una dey curse jonny wea say ;"corruption is not steal "..
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid & Davido Spotted At D’banj’s Concert; Take Selfie by lordlek: 8:11am On Feb 02, 2015
rokiatu:
Why is Wizkid mouth always open like a fish?
leave that for the gods to debate on

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