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Just for your weekend relaxation :

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was
born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always
Speak
Their Minds
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TEACHER: Yusuf, go to the map and find
North America .
YUSUF: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Yusuf.
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TEACHER: Waleed, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor? WALEED:
You told me to do it without
using the tables.
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TEACHER: Amir, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
AMEER: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's
wrong
AMEER: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked
me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for
water?
RISLAN: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Mukhtar, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
MUKHTAR: Me!
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TEACHER: Abdulsalam, why do you
always get so dirty? ABDULSALAM: Well, I'm a lot
closer to
the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Haidar, give me a sentence
starting with ' I. '
HAIDAR: I is... TEACHER: No, Haidar...... always
say, 'I
am.'
HAIDAR: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Abdallah, do
you know why his father didn't punish
him?
BECAUSE: Because George still had the
axe in his hand...... ______________________________
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TEACHER: Now, Husssainah , tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
HUSSAINA: No sir, I don't have to, my
Mom is a good cook. _______________
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TEACHER: Hasiya, your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
Hasiya : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) _______________
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TEACHER: Faiyid, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Faiyid: A teacher

Call me wicked I gree but the truth be told. How can a man with no job with 3children and a wife who also is jobless think of having another child? Poverty atimes is caused by what we do. I have said it several times, even if govt gives some ppl 1m, they will still be poor due to attidue... What happened to family planning?

Call me wicked I gree but the truth be told. How can a man with no job with 3children and a wife who also is jobless think of having another child? Poverty atimes is caused by what we do. I have said it several times, even if govt gives some ppl 1m, they will still be poor due to attidue...

If this letter was truely written, I don't see why it should be in public domain... Or do u think this terrorists don't read news? What happened to secrecy?

killjoy:
I have this idea to create a comic website. I already have this great story and have even written the comic script. all I need is an artist and web designer (from Benin or Lagos). plz pm me and together let's make history.

How much are you offering.

If football is a sin, I wonder where the talent came from. #ThinkingLoud

Virgohills:
lagos

am in lagos too, Ajao estate. Do u want us to sit down and talk in person or via email?

Virgohills:
Lets see and talk

Where are you based?

Virgohills:
If you are a pro video editor contact me now

Am a pro video editor with 8yrs experience but 30k is too small for this kinda project.

yusufu16:
I recently opened a fast growing creative design blog called enzago.com. I need a freelance writers who are PASSIONATE about graphic design, website design, social media and online marketers.

Facebook
Twitter
Google+
Youtube
Email: jesse@enzago.com

What's the pay structure?

I do not wish to say this but where is kwametut ? This is why you don't call other ppl out.

Seun:
I hereby propose to create a new rule that forbids anyone from asking for money for money - especially investments and donations - on Nairaland later today. The enforcement of this rule will completely block the activities of many scammers. Any objections?

Ti a ba di oju ki eniburuku ko ja, a ni month igba ti eni rere ma koja pelu (if we shut our hearts to ppl cos of the bad one's, we won't know when to help the genuine one). Making a rule to stop it won't stop scammers from defrauding some ppl still. There should just be a limit to our generosity. (Ore niwon)

Reading through this post and I now realize why africa will never grow. Are you guys meant to be the future of africa? If its yes, then africa is doomed. Doomed before the future is even here. You hate each other so much and can't get over it. What a shame. One person in form of kwametut started this rubbish and just for the rest of africa to ignore the rubbish he wrote was too much that others had to join in and be at each others throat. Its a shame really. It is.

BabyDaddy20:
The traffic is only caused by the Yoruba area boys collecting egunje.
Kill them all & you will see the traffic moving smoothly.

Nigeria won't move forward with people like you.

[quote author=Google63 post=37717522][/quote]Bro pls send me ur contact

[quote author=Google63 post=37717522][/quote]Thanks bro

Pls design one for me. Jet Koncepts Inc.(Videography,photography and event management outfit). Pls use a shade of green.

artisticallyart:
Yes, drop you mail.

greenjerry74@yahoo.com

artisticallyart:
Over how many years was created no one has contributed something meaniful.

You need drama instructor?

felixchip:
No wahalas.

Where are u based?

chrislong:
Hope u like

Yes its nice... Thank you

chrislong:
Preferred colors?

Use any color that comes to mind. I don't have a preference.

Can you do somefin on dis Jet impressions photography

With a diploma in mass communication and a certificate in cinematography can I apply as trademen?

madgoat:
its from the fish. It wasnt washed well.

Thank you o... I tire for peeps going all spiritual ontop dis fish o... Wasn't washed and cooked well. Simple. Hian