₦airaland Forum

After them bad niqqas don pack the better things for the shop abi.

Elkewwty:
Lol. Go and learn how to woo then. Am I supposed to teach you?

Will u teach me?

Elkewwty:
Who is going to woo me??

I dnt know how to woo

Moneyab:
Yeah bro. Can't wait. Looking forward to the weekends and midweek matches. D boredom during the break no dey here o.

Baba, na serious boredom o.

coolestrogue:
@lalasticlala, the first and only first class law graduate of Faculty of Law, Unilorin is KAZEEM ILYAS ABIODUN who graduated in 2013/2014 session.

Thank you bro. Was just about to ask prof Akanbi

Franzeez:
Anyone is free to say what they wanna say, my convictions is clear, my legal documents to prosecute the case is intact and my evidence of proof against them is gathering momentum. I will take every legal action to bring down that Sahara Reporters. I graduated from the University of Ilorin and I do not Know the Saraki Family and this has nothing to do with Saraki, but Nigeria as a whole . I will save Nigeria from this menance. For how long will the media become a tool of violence and hate..... It will stop Very Soon.

Ogbeni, what year did u graduate?

Dnt forget AIT too o.

LMAO!
Real Madrid have BBC(Bale,Benzema,C.Ronaldo)
Barca have MSN(Messi,Suarez,Neymar)
Man Utd have BMW(Bastian,Memphis,Wayne)
Chelsea have FOOL(Falcao,Oscar,Obi,Loic Remy)
Can't wait.....EPL loading 96%
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VickyRotex:
see question.

Saraki no try. Each time I visit Kwara, I just SMH. So sad. And he's a Godfather to the current Governor(AbdulFatai) so obviously, we're in same spoilt hands.

We really need prayers. Serious prayers.

Johnnoo:
Wishing you guys happy many returns...

Thanks bro

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VickyRotex:
Chooooiii EFCC is working ooo

That woman looks too innocent to be a criminal. Well, e no dey show for face.

They really milked my State dry



"""Lord return the years the locust, cankerworm, caterpillar, palmerworm, has eaten""".

Come o, @VickyRotex how u take come from my state.

That guy saraki and his puppet really put the progress of Kwara to a Halt.

A girl Fell from 80th floor
building,
A boy caught her on 65th floor
and asked her...
will u hug me...?
She replied.., of course not... he dropped
her. ........... she was
caught on 30th floor by
another boy....
He asked her, will u kiss me..?
no not at all, she replied
he dropped her too.. she prayed for a last
chance
when a boy held her on the 5th
floor.
she immediately said...
ok i will hug u and kiss u..
The boy dropped her saying Astagfirullah !! I
am fasting...

aguiyi1:
ok , today marks the beginning of the decline in oil production.

you are planning a north east commission and stoping the small ejunje wey guys dey take smile. no wahala.

e go soon be

How do u mean sir?

NEW TELEGRAPH – The presidency has ordered the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency (NIMASA) to discontinue payment for the provision of platforms for security of the nation’s waterways to Global West Vessel Specialists Nigeria Limited (GWVSNL), New Telegraph has learnt. The move is meant to channel the money paid to the private firm to strengthen the Navy and marine police to secure the nation’s waterways.

A source at the Federal Ministry of Transport (FMOT), who does not want his name in print, disclosed this to our correspondent in Lagos yesterday. The $103 million (N21 billion) maritime security contract was approved by former President Goodluck Jonathan and awarded by NIMASA in 2011, shortly after the Director General of NIMASA, Patrick Akpobolokemi, was appointed to head the agency.

A former Niger Delta militant, Government Ekpomupolo aka Tompolo allegedly owns the company. New Telegraph learnt that the payment had been stopped since June. He said that the Permanent Secretary of the FMOT, Mohammed Bashir, had directed Akpobolokemi to halt payments for the controversial maritime security contract until further notice.

The source noted: “It is difficult to believe that former President Goodluck Jonathan would hand out the security of the nation’s entire maritime domain to his kinsman under the guise of public-privatepartnership (PPP).

“It was certain that such a contract would not stand the test of time. It was a matter of time and like the pipeline security contracts awarded by the same regime, its time is over.” Former Senior Special Assistant to the President on Maritime, Mr. Leke Oyewole, said he was not aware of this development. He said: “Honestly I have not heard anything like that.”

Oyewole, however, advised the Federal Government not to go back the old ways when NIMASA was handling the water security. He noted that ever since GWVSNL was in charge of providing platforms for security on the nation’s waters, there had been an improvement.

The All Progressives Congress (APC) had before it came to power kicked against the contract. Last month, pioneer Chairman of the Board of NIMASA, Alhaji Tijjani Ramalan, alleged that GWVSNL was paid N1.5 billion monthly by NIMASA to execute the contract. He lamented that despite the huge payment, the country is still losing more than 400,000 barrels of crude oil daily to oil thieves.

The former NIMASA Chairman called on President Muhammadu Buhari to cancel the contract. Ramalan said: “Over 400, 000 barrels of crude oil are being stolen daily from our shores under President Jonathan yet we had a government that had the Navy, the Army and the Air Force, and the government of Jonathan decided to handover the security of our maritime waters to the company at a very exorbitant amount of money.

“And these same people that were given the job of our maritime security are the ones that are collaborating with the international shipping companies to steal our oil.” The former chairman of NIMASA said that one of the ways to help the country’s economy bounce back was to revoke the contract.

“And if Buhari does not do so, we will be the first to start attacking him. There is no basis to give that kind of billion naira job to ex-militants,” he had declared. Contacted for his response, NIMASA’s Deputy Director, Public Relations, Mr. Isichei Osamgbi, failed to respond to enquiries sent to him via the Short Messaging System (SMS) and e-mail.

He also failed to respond to calls made to him by phone. Last month, the Federal Government had also cancelled pipeline protection contracts awarded by former President Jonathan to the Oodua People’s Congress (OPC) and Niger Delta militia group. The Federal Government ordered the Nigerian Army and Navy to take over the pipeline protection from the ethnic militiamen.

http://www.newspunch.org/no-nonsense-buhari-revokes-tompolos-maritime-security-contract-of-n1-5bln-monthly/

pussygotlips:
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I see una o

IF NAIJA ANIMALS WERE ON NAIRALAND

1. MOSQUITO’S WALL POST: Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
a. Shyiet, dem don on gen for my end.
b. Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house.

2. DOG’S WALL POST: Na wa oh, I never even stay reach 5mins, all these Calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS:
- My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey, I go soon bite am.
- Lol, guy, you dey on your own oh.

3. RAT’S WALL POST: Omo na die I dey oh. No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I come dis house to watch tv abi?
COMMENTS:
- Your master stingy, disown am jor.
- Guy, if I be you, na dat wicked master certificates I go chop sef.
- you too like food
4. CHICKEN’S WALL POST: On the 1st of December, I’ll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, abeg just enter bush, I no fit shout. All these Christmas celebrants no be am at all.
COMMENTS:
- No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
- My brother, your head dey dia, call me wen you dey go.
- My guy, na to form bird flu o.
5. HE-GOAT’S WALL POST: Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for se’x chat?
COMMENTS:
- She-goat. @He-goat you’re a capital BIG fool.
- He-goat. @She-goat, pretender does the worst, carry your smelling sef comot for my post jor.

Shooootooo! Keeper fumble.

Great tackle! Good header

He shots! Great save!!

Make I support op with my own night pic. @commercial ave.

Yeah! I always like her attitude, commitment et all. Appreciation.

ifyndy:
Thank u for Defendin me, I appreciate n back to d matter, firsy find out d truth before takin decision for ur childrens sake.

Shoooo! Wetin be the finding out the truth again. Abi na 3 mama she get?

ekim004:
lol. im guilty of "first to comment" u 4get
temitemi1:gej my hero fayose my role model
SHOWYOURCERTIFICATE:fake change from a Daura President

Thanks for adding that.

Nellizzy:
ogbeni

Sir!

Dolypson04:
By the way, what is extinction?

First proof.

NEWS FLASH: The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.

AMERICAN REACTIONS:

JOSH: I heard this on CNN last night.
BEN: WTF!
DEBBIE: I love tigers. God please, don't let them go into extinction.
KATE: Silly hunters.
MARK: The wildlife Reserves should work harder and stop this mess.
DRAKE: Those F**king hunters will die in my arms! TERRY: I will love to see this happen!


NIGERIAN REACTIONS:

BAYO: First to comment
BOLA: And you call this a news. Mtcheeeew!
CHUKS: Money is involved. GARBA: **Crossing Third Mainland Bridge while dancing Azonto**
CHIDINMA: Pishure or I don believe it!
MOSES: Abeg who get blackberry charger for here?
EMMA: The hunters must be stopped and arrested!
ABUBAKAR: This must be the work of Boko Haram. HOPE: Visit www.globalnewsblog.com for the latest mtn 500gb cheat.
JAMIU: Let the government do something about this quickly oh.
JOSHUA: GEJ till 2050!
APKAN: I'm suspecting the forest in Sambisa.
ERNEST: ......space booked.....
SUSAN: Story for the gods BOSE: What is Tiger?
IFUNANYA: As long as it doesn't change the price of garri, he no concern me! BONIFACE: APC at work.

Sepp Blatter has been re-elected president of Fifa, football's world governing body, in a vote overshadowed by arrests and corruption allegations.

Blatter's rival, Prince Ali bin al-Hussein of Jordan, withdrew after the first round of voting proved inconclusive, reports BBC Sport.

Blatter fell seven short of the two-thirds needed, but Prince Ali opted not to contest further.
Tribalfootball.com

The president-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, was pictured on-board a British Airways flight on May 28, Thursday.

Buhari was returning from the UK to Nigeria for the Friday inauguration.

Interestingly, the president-elect was spotted in the economy class. The photo immediately went viral.

This comes just after the APC politician reportedly declined to make use of the Rolls Royce and other facilities provided for him upon his arrival in London. His move touched Nigerians. People were calling Buhari a humble man, a good leader, who is close to his nation in thoughts and in actions.

According to the latest updates, Buhari arrived at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, in the early hours of Thursday.


http://www.naij.com/447892-buhari-pictured-in-economy-class-of-british-airways.html

This one still small... my mama shop be like computer village. it's a shame I didn't think if taking a picture before leaving her side.

no, I won't do your worst

@bolded , watch it

Take it light please... #nofighting

MrsChima:
He is saying when being toasted by a man, you play hard to get. When in a conversation with a man, you act like you are deaf and dumb, and when it is comes to being straightforward, you go zig zag.

Thank you.

loomer:
I beg no kill me with laugh....

I no talk anything o, make dem no come attack me

No fear