₦airaland Forum

loomer:
Na follow come habit be that

U mean they still have "spare parts " habbits?

KashyBaby:
Whooooaaa..u caught me there....definitely these are my lines

But, wait! Why do u ladies like punishing us unnecessarily ?

Toast: una go from hard to get.
Talk: Una go form deaf and dumb.
Go straight... lae lae! Na zigzag una go go.

Borrussia:
They even get language. I wonder if Albert Einstein, though a genius, knows his way around women.

Abi o.

You have probably tried learning different languages at different times but those are nothing compared to a woman’s language.

Women can be complex at times. They say one thing while they actually mean something else.

There’s no point kidding yourself that you will one day understand a woman’s complexity.

The thing is women and men are very different and both genders are guilty of misinterpreting each other’s words and actions. This is because we speak two separate languages. Men are straight forward, they say what they mean. A woman on the other hand likes to beat around the bush and she expects you to read her mind.

For the men out there who can’t understand anything their women are saying to them, we explain to you what they really mean, though not all the time.

1 Fine: A lot of women use this word to end an argument when they don’t want to talk about it anymore. When a woman says, she could really be saying just shut up. Also, sometimes when a woman says I’m fine, she often is far from ok. What she really means is I’m not ok but I don’t want to talk about it. She could alos mean, “I’m still too upset to talk about the issue.

2. Whatever: This is like ‘fine’ except that it is significantly worse. Most times, this spells trouble.

3. I don’t want to talk right now: Sometimes, when a woman says that, she really doesn’t mean it. It is sometimes a passive way of getting a guy to pay attention as a sort of test. In other words, she’s checking to see if he cares. A little prodding and the lady who says “I don’t want to talk right now, will be talking non stop.

4. You don’t care: She knows that you love her and you care so don’t get upset when she says that cause she means something else. What she actually means is that you have not shown how much you care in while and she needs to be reassured. Next time she says that, don’t get angry just shower her with enough tender loving care.

5. It’s really nothing: It is definitely something and she expects you to know what that something is. If you are not a mind reader and you don’t understand your woman, you’ll never guess what it really is.

6. It’s Okay: This is one of those dangerous statements that women make. When she says it’s okay, she could really be mean, I’m taking my time to plot how to pay you back for whatever it is you have done. Most of the time, it is accompanied with ‘Fine’.

7. Yes Sir or Yes boss: Careful there, it’s not a sign of respect, she’s only being sarcastic. You may have said something to her and she goes like ‘Yes Sir’. It doesn’t mean she’ll do as you say, she just wants to kill that topic of discussion.

8. It’s up to you: You better be careful when she says that. It could be a test and your decision will be scrutinized and judged, especially when she gives you an idea and you are not buying it or you want to do something she’s not okay with. To make your decision, you need to weigh up the consequences of doing what you want.

9. I’m sorry: No they’re not. Sometimes, women would say I’m sorry just to get their way or get pout of a bad situation. Though, it is genuine sometimes.

10. Go ahead: Do not think she is fine with your decision or she’s giving you permission. Most of the time, she is daring you. Don’t do it because she’ll pay back and it won’t be funny.

11. I hate you: She doesn’t really hate you, it’s just anger speaking.

This is not to say that’s what a woman means every time she uses these words. She could really mean what she is saying sometimes. There are some women who are as straight forward as men and they mean what they say.


http://www.naij.com/439787-11-things-women-say-that-men-misunderstand.html

So, where are (all) those girls that likes forming Sharon Stone online? To come drop testimony now... them dey fear abi na shy I go call am.

They need 12 strokes of the cane each!!!

Well, except @sparky, nneka, prettyjo and creepsyme... I salute una sincerity.

Himself na

Season of trekking... I was also forced to trek all the way from Opebi/Allen to Anthony all in the name of fuel crisis and xtream traffic holdup. #operationtrek #bringbackourfuel!

All correct.

Let them keep forming until their parent decide to put them on OLX.

Note: the article was written in the year 2012 and today, it gets me thinking aloud!!

Henry okah
*Tenders President’s Handwritten Note As Exhibit!

*Says bombing was to create anti-north sentiment
towards his electoral victory

*Says President pressed me to compel MEND to retract claim of responsibility

*Claims Jonathan planned to lie about a single term

The embattled former leader of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) has started singing like a Canary in his detention cell. Okah who is currently being detained in a South African prison over his alleged role in the October 1, 2010 bombing made some allegations in an affidavit he submitted to a court on Wednesday. The affidavit was filed in his fresh application for bail.

The President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan and a number of his aides were prominently mentioned in the 145-paragraph affidavit. For instance, Okah alleged that he spoke to the President on behalf of Mrs. Diezani Alison Madueke before she was made the Minister of Petroleum Resources. Okah also alleged that his present predicament cannot be divorced from his refusal to get MEND to retract their claim of responsibility for the Independence Day bombing. Okah claimed the Government wanted to pin the occurrence on some specific northern elements.


http://newsrescue.com/jonathan-begged-blame-north-october-1-blasts-henry-okah-claims/

sexymoma:
I don't know what to say ooo..
But e never reach the level of divorce na
if the hubby love am tru tru hdem go join hands tackle the thing

No carry that one come o...

If she is not honest enough to tell her condition in the first place (i.e before marriage), how do you expect them to tackle the problem together. Who knows how many other secrets she is hiding.

Come use conji bombard the guy for 3 years!!

If I hear say the guy no dey play friendly matches for outside

The popular Celestial Church of Christ prophet, Prophet Marcus Korede Tibetan, who predicted correctly the victory of the president-elect, Buhari, and that of the Lagos state governor-elect, Akinwunmi Ambode, is out with another set of foresights.


Yes, the Lord said there’s going to be change.  He said we should congratulate Nigerians for taking the strong decision to liberate themselves from bad leadership. The Lord said Nigerians should welcome the spirit of change as it is taking place not just only in the political arena but across all families and up to the kitchens in various homes. God said He is the One that brought this change and all Nigerians must embrace it and be in the spirit of WAI (War Against Indiscipline).


Buhari will not die in office. God prolonged the life of King Hezekiah in the Bible and this is Buhari’s portion. He won’t die in office. He has a job to do.  There is no time to waste. Mr. President-elect should hit the ground running on his first day in office because he already has the template of what he wants to do to liberate Nigeria since 2003. Remember I told the world in my Prediction 2015 book that General Buhari is not chosen by God but by the people of Nigeria to liberate them and since he is the one the people want, God answered their prayer by giving him the leadership of the country.  Buhari should run the affairs of Nigeria without fear or favor because he has a limited time to do this work.



First, every Christian in Nigeria should help General Buhari and Professor Osinbajo with special prayers with Psalm 91 and Psalm 37 every day. This will go a long way in making every aspect of governance run and the driver, General Buhari will be able to run the affairs of this great country very well. The Muslims should also find ways to assist the government with prayers; so should other faiths in the country. Secondly, Nigerians must be told that yam and tomatoes will never germinate from the screens of our Laptop or tablets. So, everybody must be prepared to go back to the farm. Farm is where the greatest economic liberation lies. We must learn to use our hoes and cutlasses in terms of small- scale farming. And let every government at each level bring on the tractors and let’s utilize all our fallow lands. The Lord said we should salute the northerners for keeping the nation strong and alive with their food produce in the last four decades but right now.  Every part of the country must join the north to produce food because we cannot raise food produce on the surface of our laptop or computer. We have to embrace mechanised farming.


Buhari should probe anyone that has looted the commonwealth of the country since 1999.


Government must look into the education sector and run that sector itself; all these private institutions should be monitored by government and those ran by pastors and religious organizations should be taken back and run by the government as that is not what the lord asked these men of God to do. I have said it once, that all Nigerian General Overseers need deliverance and today we can all see my point because they are corrupt. They got free education from the missionaries but today, they won’t allow people in this generation and next generation have access to free education.  They used free offering from worshipers to build highly monetized institutions that even their church members cannot attend. This must stop, it must totally stop.


Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State, Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo state and former President Olusegun Obasanjo are heroes who saved Nigeria and Nigerians from death. They are the Gideons of our time and their role in liberating Nigeria from problem is noted before God. God is happy with Tinubu, Obasanjo, Rochas Okorocha, Amaechi and Murtala Nyako, the former Governor of Adamawa state. Nigerians should give kudos to them for their heroic act.  Anyone who equally joined in liberating this country is a Gideonite. 


The Lord said every importer of generator in this country will be out of business by 2020 as the Lord is set to arrest all the challenges in the Nigeria’s power sector. General Buhari and Professor Osinbajo should carry out strong and merciless reforms in the power sector and the judiciary. If these two key areas are taken care of,Nigeria will truly be free. If the judiciary works, justice will bring equality to everyone and if the power sector works, there will be development in all areas of the socio-economic life of the country.



Picked from:
http://www.naij.com/429721-prophet-who-predicted-buharis-victory-reveals-again.html

Olodumare ooo.. Na money dey turn ghost so?

If na me nko? Na business matter o

Extra tyre (rvp) warming up

Mirallas bullying manure defence like senior boy

Extra tyre (rvp) warming up

See man Utd dey chop grass

This is a reminder....

eljidy:
lagosians....the owner sha wan throw 45m inside water..nawa o

Hahaaaa... 45milla bawo!

nurey:
Its the 1st generation 1998 to 2003 we referring to

Ok... I for fear.

billy187:
I got to drive someone's siena yesterday.....all I can say is.....chai!! bros u be daredevil waaa.....Above 110-120kmph....the car was dancing azonto.....or is it dat i'm too used to my ford focus wagon?

You are 100% right bro, at 100km/h the car starts feeling the beat small small, at 120km/h the beat gets to the steering and the driver starts feeling it too, I have never surpassed 130km/h but I know it will get worse at that speed. higher than 130km/h the car starts feeling the smallest vibration on road and tends to sway it isn't easy maintaining a straight line again me don't surpass 80-100 I only do higher when overtaking and I never race motorist intentionally with that car, it aint a speedster, it aint a sport car but its a reliable, durable, able, controllable, intimidatable MINIVAN. Grab ur copy now Lol

Make una wait o... hope you guys are not referring to all generations of sienna. Because me dey do 160kmph with my 2nd generation sienna without stress...

Full time scores

C.Palace 1 vs 2 Arsenal
Chelsea 1 vs 1 Burnley
Swansea 2 vs 1 Man. U
A.villa 1 vs 2 Stokes
Hull. C 2 vs 1 QPR
Sunderland 0 vs 0 west Bromwich.

Arsenal 3rd on d log for the first time in a long time.

Olboy! See space impact o

Yeeeee... See white dey use pidgin bully Me for my domiciliary! Make I add my own sharp sharp.

Dog wey enter lion domain don ready to baf with blood be that o.

Bush meat wey get big blokos, na happiness for the hunter... meat don plenty be that.

Make we praise teeth wey chew a handful popcorn... if he see stone, he go fit try him best.

Why not... if I can remove her undies... why can't I lace her pad

Johnpaul2k2:
[size=14pt]SHUTT UP[/size]

Oga, why your body dey hot na.

I strongly believe that the PDP chiefs, and planners will be highly dissapointed that the APC/GMB chose (deliberately or indelibrately) to let the sleeping dog lie.
If my calculation is anything to be considered, violence is what the FG, PDP and the security agencies were expecting to accompany the shifting of the general election till march.
Resulting to violence/protest could have put the APC & GMB in a very terrible position; which tactically, is what the FG/PDP is hoping for. But, instead, the APC's IN-ACTION make it clear that the PDP had been beaten to this particular game... Thereby rendering the postponement tactics void and useless (@least for now).
This may further frustrate and force the PDP to go back to the drawing board in a bid to discredit GMB/APC to their own advantage.
Though, APC looks to be on track, they should not forget that there are many tricks in the bag (power) of incumbency. The more reason why its going to be a long 6weeks for them. Hoping to win each games that is brought to their door step.


Till then... Me just dey here dey observe as the game continues. He be like season film.

DeCritique:
See how GEJ has rebranded the educational sector!!

Malpractice is on its way to total eradication in Nigeria!!

Industrialization is gradually springing up!!

Good roads, Jobs etc, etc!!

Isn't he the man??

Shouldn't you push him in by force for another tenure??

Yes you should. So vote him

#GEJ till 2019... Don't miss out!!

Guy, are u kidding me It has been like these ever before jona became bayelsa governor...

Where is my MOTO c117

theshadyexpress:
http://www.goodluckjam.org/?page_id=98

Chai! This OP must have B.sc, M.sc and PHD in lying and miss information technology.

Kwara- which almagiri schools?
Ilorin - ibadan road fixed? OBJ uncompleted project wey I pass yesterday?

I dnt know about other states. But kwara!!! Lie of the highest order.

Good move, good move.




Oh really!!! Cool to be back on d front page. Its been a long spell in d relegation zone... I mean front page leave