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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Galatasaray vs Arsenal - UCL (1 - 4) On 9th November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 10:14am On Dec 15, 2014
Molz:

nah you talk am oh lol

Na so na
Car Talk / Re: Funny Things Nigerian Motorist Do To Save Money by lordmassac(m): 11:06am On Dec 13, 2014
KA24DETT:


Actually , you can put a car in Reverse when driving, I have done that on my Audi A6 4.2. What happens is that the car will act like its in neutral and slow down completely and then engage the reverse gear . I was experimenting to see what will happen if I put it in R while driving .
Most auto transmission are build like this to prevent damage to the transmission .

I double agree with your comment. I mistakenly shifted my sienna to R instead of N while on speed... To my surprise, ther was no noise or reaction except a gradual reduction in speed.

But fear will not allow me try it out of my own will.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Galatasaray vs Arsenal - UCL (1 - 4) On 9th November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 9:32pm On Dec 09, 2014
Arsenal don get new training ground.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2014 by lordmassac(m): 3:08pm On Dec 06, 2014
Ci ci ci ci ci cissssssseeeeeeeeeeeey!

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Car Talk / Re: Honda Ball Joints And Upper Arms Problem by lordmassac(m): 9:12am On Dec 03, 2014
Why always Honda?! My brother's experience with his honda (evilspirit) is enough proof for me jor. Each time he travels to ilorin from abuja and back, he must be ready to spend at least 27K on the wheels/suspensions only.
My sienna 04 doesn't even ask for kobo. Even when I abuse it (by real overloading) from ilorin to abuja. Four years running I'm yet to change any wheel component except shaft and steering shoes/rubber on two occations.

Me just love peace of mind. Shikena!

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Car Talk / Re: See What Nearly Ran Me Wild by lordmassac(m): 11:38pm On Nov 29, 2014
oweniwe:
^^ Na wa o grin grin
u nor dey fear say the tyre fit burst in motion ?
Burst ke? That is the advantage of tubless na grin
nurey:

Leaving the nut without filing it would have even helped the tyre to last for years without deflating, the cap of the nut was well placed so the was very minimal leak but I couldn't live with the gaa gaa sound


I hate sounds when driving... Morover, the cap will cause the tyre to bounce when on high speed. With these two, how I wan take enjoy my driving?
Travel / Re: Overland Plane Veers Off Runway In Ilorin: No Injuries Or Deaths by lordmassac(m): 9:06pm On Nov 29, 2014
ADUNOKIKI:
This cant be today, guess it happened on Friday (Yesterday). Cos Overland only fly on Mondays, Wed and Frid. I pray no lives are lost o. I don enter that same plane twice this month. The problem of that Overland is that From Abuja, that plane will land at Minna and from Minna to Ilorin, then from Ilorin to Lagos, all these in a day picking passengers up. Why wont the jet get malaria. Its an 18 passenger jet. Thank God for my friend o, she wan enter that plane on Friday.


Else a resent change, overland fly from lagos (trough ibadan and Ilorin) to abuja on a daily basis.

Worse of it is that thay use a single plane for this daily flight. Why wnt the plane complain? Hahan e fe pa ketekete ni!

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Car Talk / Re: See What Nearly Ran Me Wild by lordmassac(m): 9:53am On Nov 29, 2014
It has happened to my sienna before (same position). What I did was; file off the nut head with a file and leave the rest of the screw in the tire (as per say I broke that time. 25K!)... Me I use the tire like that o for more than 5 months self without any ish.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Borussia Dortmund : UCL (2 - 0) On 26th November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 10:38pm On Nov 26, 2014
That's the final whistle. That's the kind of bounce back I'm talking about.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Borussia Dortmund : UCL (2 - 0) On 26th November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26, 2014
Sanchez bullying durtmund defence since birth.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Borussia Dortmund : UCL (2 - 0) On 26th November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 10:00pm On Nov 26, 2014
Goooooaaaaal! The man with the magic touch produces again for arsenal
NYSC / Re: Olamide Bado, Sean Tizzle And OBO Davido Coming To NYSC Orientation Camp, Lagos. by lordmassac(m): 9:14pm On Nov 14, 2014
And the heat is on...
NYSC / Olamide Bado, Sean Tizzle And OBO Davido Coming To NYSC Orientation Camp, Lagos. by lordmassac(m): 7:27pm On Nov 14, 2014
NaijaFM presenter just announced that they will be bringing the likes of BADO, OBO and Sean Tizzle in to the camp for tonight's party (friday 14 nov 2014). The atmosphere is just so so electrifying....
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by lordmassac(m): 6:44pm On Nov 14, 2014
NaijaFM, rythemFM and MTV in the building!
NYSC / Re: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by lordmassac(m): 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2014
spyme:
just got a report that olamide is performing tmrw in camp... grin

How true is this?
NYSC / Nysc Batch B (stream -ii) by lordmassac(m): 10:43pm On Nov 11, 2014
Make una show una self. How is the camp doing?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 3:52pm On Nov 02, 2014
That's the goal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 3:45pm On Nov 02, 2014
Muumu united in trouble. Ref blow penalty na!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 3:13pm On Nov 02, 2014
Battle of Manchester. 2nd mtn for smalling leads to Airtel! Chance for company!!! Miss.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (3 - 0) On 1st November 2014 by lordmassac(m): 5:45pm On Nov 01, 2014
Chai! Podolski will kill this keeper o. See shoot! shocked

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Car Talk / Re: What Makes A V6 Engine Different From Normal Car Engines by lordmassac(m): 9:37am On Oct 27, 2014
icemann:
u said less rpm less vibration?
odd piston arrangement gives more vibration
Loook at the engine seat of any v6, compare it to a l4(like a honda accord ex an a V6 of the same year)
u will notice the V6 seats are thicker copared to the l4

Ofcourse you should expect a thicker engine seat for a bigger and heavier engine.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by lordmassac(m): 6:14pm On Oct 25, 2014
Benzemaaaaaaaa... Gooooaaaaaal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by lordmassac(m): 5:35pm On Oct 25, 2014
Ronaldooooooo! Yes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: El Clasico (3 - 1) On 25th October 2014 by lordmassac(m): 5:12pm On Oct 25, 2014
CR7 to Benzemaaaaaa... Off the crossbar! Benzema again! And off the bar again!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 25th October 2014 by lordmassac(m): 4:53pm On Oct 25, 2014
Thank you Mannone saays alexis sanchez. kiss

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Nairaland / General / Fg's Warning To South Africa Is Blackmail. - Prof Ishaq Akintola. by lordmassac(m): 8:07am On Oct 09, 2014
http://drishaqakintola..de/?m=1

The Federal Government (FG) has warned South Africa about its business investments in Nigeria like MTN and DSTV. It reminded South Africa how it has hitherto provided a conducive business atmosphere for it to operate unhindered.

The warning came as a fallout of the diplomatic row between the two countries over the seizure of large amounts of money sent by the Nigerian government purportedly for the purchase of arms to fight insurgency. It will be recalled that the sum of $9.3 million was seized by the South African government about three weeks ago while another $5.7 million was again seized two days ago.  

The Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) regards FG’s warning to South Africa as subtle blackmail. So FG can fight South African companies now? Where were you when MTN was milking us dry? Where were you when poor workers were being forced to buy sim cards at the rate of N33,000 each? Are you aware that the same sim cards now sell for N50 only today and sometimes given out free?

We know the meaning of providing “a beneficial environment for South African companies like MTN, DSTV and a host of others to do business unhindered”. Our government looked the other way as MTN exploited the Nigerian jamaheer (masses). As a digression we may ask FG if it is true that top Nigerian officials and members of the National Assembly use toll-free MTN sim cards. Does Aso Rock recharge its MTN sims? Our leaders allow service providers to skin us to a pulp just because the leaders enjoy toll-free calls 2-4-7! Nigerians are victims of divide et impera.

Yet we cannot blame South African companies which did legitimate business in Nigeria unlike our own government which seeks to conduct illegal and clumsy transactions in a foreign land, a land where executive impunity is taboo, a land where there are no sacred cows, a land that respects due process and the rule of law. Now the wind has blown and we have seen the ruff of the hen. FG should stop leading Nigerians by the nose.

Can FG really fight South Africa over this scandal? For instance, can FG ask Nigerians to boycott South African products? Will Nigerians support their government in this fight? The reality is that FG needs its citizens to fight South Africa. This is not likely with the current disconnect between the Nigerian rulers and the citizenry.

For FG therefore, asking Nigerians to boycott South African products is not even a viable option. FG has lost the moral right to do that. There is hunger in the land. Thousands are homeless and hopeless. Our graduates are jobless and all FG can do is to ask them to drop their MTN sim cards and their beloved DSTV. We advise FG not to step on the cobra’s tail.


MURIC reminds FG that leaders command respect through refined and dignifying behavior and taking the tax-payer’s money out through the backdoor has already deleted the words ‘dignity’ and ‘integrity’ from FG’s vocabulary. Patriotism cannot be pushed down people’s throats, it flows naturally down the funnel of good leadership.

Nigerians will be proud of their country when kleptomania in government circles becomes an alien culture; when there is respect for the rule of law; when 16 ceases to be higher than 19; when opposition figures, their vehicles and their aircrafts enjoy freedom of movement; when the police give due respect to opposition governors and the judiciary; when the party secretariats of the opposition are respected; when probity and accountability reigns; when…

In fact Nigerians are presently grateful to the South African authorities for exposing these illegal deals. Africans say everyday is for the thief, the owner has one day only and that single day is like D-day. This is what has happened.

Nigerians deserve respect. Those who voted for President Jonathan deserve better treatment. FG is dehumanizing Nigerians by ignoring every request for explanation when something goes wrong.

Has President Jonathan addressed Nigerians over the first $9.3 million? Has he given any explanation on the new $5.7 million? Where is our $20 billion? Where is our $10 billion? What happened to Stella Oduah’s armoured cars? Nothing.

FG acted with impunity in each of these cases but as we say in Africa, “A child who rejects home-training will be taught the lesson of his life outside”. That is what South Africa has done to FG. Nigerians are happy that their arrogant government met its Waterloo in Pretoria. Nobody should expect the over-worked, under-paid and over-taxed jamaheer to fight FG’s battle. Those who eat alone must fight alone.

We put it to FG that the money seized by the South African authorities was not meant to better the lot of Nigerians anyway. FG’s excuse is sheer afterthought while its warning is in bad taste. We advise FG not to play the bully with South Africa. Nigeria is not in a position to adopt gunboat diplomacy.  

Finally, we advise FG not to carry out its threat against South African businesses in the country because this is capable of backfiring. Thousands of Nigerians engage in legitimate works in South Africa. These innocent Nigerians will be exposed to both economic and physical threats if Nigeria hits South Africa’s business interests. Unlike Nigerians who are unhappy with their government, South Africans will quickly align with their government and treat every Nigerian on the street like a thief and a rogue.

Professor Ishaq Akintola.

http://drishaqakintola..de/?m=1

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Soldier? by lordmassac(m): 9:04am On Oct 03, 2014
Why not?! If we love eachother.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 21st September 2014 by lordmassac(m): 6:01pm On Sep 21, 2014
Chai! Chelsea life yaf scatter. See as lampard make all of them sad!!! @Agatha how market?

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