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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 23rd November 2013 by lordmassac(m): 3:39pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
Looserpool! How far na! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 10th November 2013 by lordmassac(m): 5:16pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Arsenal! Let's go hunting. We r going 7 points clear. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Bromwich Albion (2 - 2) On 9th November 2013 by lordmassac(m): 6:26pm On Nov 09, 2013 |
so, come tomorrow... arsenal is going 7 points clear! 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 6:40pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
She na training man city dey do? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 2:03pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
Geroud nma! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 1:56pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
Geroud! Why na |
Jokes Etc / Danger by lordmassac(m): 6:19pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Atongo is a house boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, atongo, drank from d wine as usual & topped it up with water. Immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed atongo. Atongo knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action. "atongo!", he called from the sitting room. He answered: "Yes, Boss". "Who drank my pasties?". Atongo: No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there: "Are u insane or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? " atongo retorted, "hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except your name" "Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you ask me a question" atongo accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, atongo" Boss answers. Atongo then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer. D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into d maid's room when madam no dey house?" No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Atongo, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." Atongo asked if she'll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Atongo asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or d Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs 2 b renovated... |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wise Turn Stupid: by lordmassac(m): 6:07pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Hmmm |
Jokes Etc / Re: Adaobi by lordmassac(m): 5:52pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Why not leave marriage out of it... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Gbagaun Villa by lordmassac(m): 5:33pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
Come down each by each... Why are u look me? |
Sports / Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Dortmound 7:45PM Today by lordmassac(m): 10:49am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Bring em on... We will gun then down. Lawandowski ko, fambiaski ni |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 9:05pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
And inter equalizes immediately. Poor defending by torino |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 9:03pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Immobile shooooot! Goal! Torino back in front. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:36pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Cambiaso corner... Lovely overhead from guarin... Goal! Just before the halftime. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:27pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Torino under pressure |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Chance for dambrocio... Offsid |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:11pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Great pass to alexender... Goal! Torino leads after 21 mins. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:10pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Nother great ball in. From guain... No body to connect |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:06pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
chance for inter... over |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Torino Vs Inter Milan (3-3) by lordmassac(m): 8:02pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Inter milan down to 10 men after just four mins... Torino miss the subsequent penalty. What a save. |
Religion / Re: 5-6 Churches On A Building. Religious House Of Commotion It Is! by lordmassac(m): 5:14pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
That crazy building at wuse zone 6. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by lordmassac(m): 4:59pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
manure 1 vs southampton 1 . FT |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by lordmassac(m): 4:52pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
we are the arsenal 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by lordmassac(m): 4:50pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
ramsey is on fire! won ni duro 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by lordmassac(m): 4:24pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
;DArsenal playin like eagles against the antelops... Let them play while we score. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by lordmassac(m): 4:21pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Rosicky... Goal! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by lordmassac(m): 4:17pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Whatsup with our boys |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 3:56pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Fulltime |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 3:51pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Great penalty, great goal! Visat to brazil. |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 3:44pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Great clearance! |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 3:28pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Great goal frm emenike |
Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by lordmassac(m): 2:34pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Musa shooot! Saved 1 Like |
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