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Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Lordnewton1(m): 10:09pm On Dec 11, 2015
Dammytrager:
Turn ons: Flat ass and boobs

Turn offs: Big ass and boobs

grin

WAD DA F.U.CK undecided


#LOLZ
Career / Re: Any Hope For A Database Administrator In Nigeria by Lordnewton1(m): 10:04pm On Dec 11, 2015
1. most software developers work and make use of data base (ie fully stack developers) and are quite good at it. So whats the point in hiring a data base administrator when you can get both a software developer and a database administrator in one person.
2. Even though you are to be considered by any company, with time you will get obsolete cause php and mysql is going into oblivion and the future is node.js and angularJs which are very cool and faster than mysQl. So if you still want to be in business bro. get updated.
3. If you gat the right connections and know exactly where to look you will find lots of opportunities.
4. cool


#ciao

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Politics / Re: #FuelScarcity; Senators Visit Capital Oil And Other Petroleum Depots..photos by Lordnewton1(m): 9:40pm On Dec 11, 2015
see as the man looks fresh...i didnt even read the post. His pot belle is enough to tell where our money at
Celebrities / Re: Davido Escaped Being Beaten Up By Fan In Burkina Faso by Lordnewton1(m): 9:36pm On Dec 11, 2015
SEE GOBE!!!* in HIS voice tongue
Family / Re: Woman Delivers A Bible And A Baby In Osun State - NTA [PICS+VIDEO] by Lordnewton1(m): 6:16pm On Dec 10, 2015
HEY PEOPLE, GUESS WHAT?............ ITS END TIME!!! grin
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid's Ojuelegba Is The 12th Biggest Song In The World This Year by Lordnewton1(m): 1:26pm On Dec 10, 2015
call on dady, adura agba .....
Celebrities / Re: MTV Base Names Olamide As Hottest Naija Artiste 2015(full List) by Lordnewton1(m): 12:45pm On Dec 10, 2015
who is mtvbase sef undecided them or we the fans
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Spotted At London Polo Club (photo) by Lordnewton1(m): 10:09am On Dec 10, 2015
im self go chop life grin grin
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack Inspector, Steal N50,000(photo) by Lordnewton1(m): 10:05am On Dec 10, 2015
There is actually no difference between the police inspector and the armed robbers they both extort money from people its just that its called egunje or bribe grin when it comes to the police and stealing grin when it comes to arm robbery. They both carry arms so what are we talking about here. Chop make i chop. its the order of the day in Nija. if you are with me 'like' if not undecided well still 'like' tongue

by the way i know mushin grin, its very close to my area tongue
ciao kiss
Crime / Re: Woman Robbed Of N500k 15 Minutes After Leaving Bank Premises by Lordnewton1(m): 7:10pm On Dec 09, 2015
end of the year.....surely its end time.
Protect your properties with utmost care

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Crime / Re: Cameroonian University Student Found Dead In Bush After Being Raped (pics) by Lordnewton1(m): 12:48pm On Dec 09, 2015
na this small world wey many things dey happen
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For 6 & Half Years In London For Possession Of Cocaine by Lordnewton1(m): 11:27am On Dec 09, 2015
i will not comment on this.....did i just as in now undecided
Health / Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: Scientists Confirm A New Sexually Transmitted Disease by Lordnewton1(m): 9:41am On Dec 09, 2015
End time Disease

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Crime / Re: Bus Conductor Killed Man A Week To US Travel(photos) by Lordnewton1(m): 9:34am On Dec 09, 2015
ellabooz:
Village People self
every thing is not on village people oh!
who knows if its just common sense and tolerance undecided that would have saved him

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Crime / Re: Bus Conductor Killed Man A Week To US Travel(photos) by Lordnewton1(m): 9:32am On Dec 09, 2015
God don already talk say you no go USA... cry
Culture / Re: Some Misconception About Warri And Her People by Lordnewton1(m): 9:13pm On Dec 08, 2015
FruityLass:
Warri warri


cheesy

Their father!

as in ... their dad grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: See What Americans Are Saying On Muslim Ban In The US - Cramjones by Lordnewton1(m): 5:40pm On Dec 08, 2015
oya dem muslims wat ya say
Romance / Re: She's Very Pretty But Has A Mouth Odour by Lordnewton1(m): 4:56pm On Dec 08, 2015
Nobody is perfect....just try to avoid kissing her if not you will go home dumb grin
Business / Re: ECOWAS To Implement Common Currency In West Africa – Official by Lordnewton1(m): 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2015
Sunnycliff:
For the first in NL I have to say END TIME!!!
you can say that again
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Muslims To Be Stopped From Entering US'- Donald Trump by Lordnewton1(m): 3:48pm On Dec 08, 2015
daretodiffer:


It is not about prayer

Use your brain, dumbass!
hmmm...thinking you reason with your ass undecided
well Use you ass, dumbhead tongue

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Science/Technology / Re: Extreme Weather Conditions: 19 Coldest And Hottest Inhabited Places On Earth. by Lordnewton1(m): 3:44pm On Dec 08, 2015
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Politics / Re: Fashola Unveils Agenda For Roads, Power And Housing by Lordnewton1(m): 3:36pm On Dec 08, 2015
didnt read the post though, grin buh i believe you Fashola. cool
More grease to your elbow wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Muslims To Be Stopped From Entering US'- Donald Trump by Lordnewton1(m): 3:26pm On Dec 08, 2015
daretodiffer:


It is end time jare

But guess what!

It is here to stay

i dont pray so
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Muslims To Be Stopped From Entering US'- Donald Trump by Lordnewton1(m): 2:50pm On Dec 08, 2015
Muslims are just causing problems all over the world....End Time Religion!

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Religion / Re: Church Members Scramble For Holy Condom Blessed By Pastor In Kenya (photo) by Lordnewton1(m): 12:40am On Dec 08, 2015
wad da Bleep
Nairaland / General / Re: Confession-by-mouth Time: What Do You Hope To Achieve Before 2015 Ends? by Lordnewton1(m): 1:57pm On Dec 07, 2015
K
Politics / Re: Dickson Exposes Opposition's Rigging Plan - Audio by Lordnewton1(m): 1:33pm On Dec 07, 2015
hj
Crime / Re: Cadet-Corps Beat Student To Death In AAUA (Graphic Photos) by Lordnewton1(m): 1:05pm On Dec 07, 2015
We advise Mr. Adeola Adedoyin to surrender himself to any near-by police station or risk being arrested by men of the
Nigerian police force.
......STORY FOR THE gods. grin
Celebrities / Re: Twitter Babes: Tweet Between Donjazzy And A Twitter User (Hilarious Snapshot) by Lordnewton1(m): 12:58pm On Dec 07, 2015
DRY! undecided
Crime / Re: Girl Hospitalised After Gang Rape By 4 Secondary School Students by Lordnewton1(m): 12:53pm On Dec 07, 2015
End time things choi!!!
Politics / Re: How A Cancer Of Corruption Kills Nigeria (Video With Documentary Evidence)- PBS by Lordnewton1(m): 6:48pm On Dec 06, 2015
Nigeria jaga jaga cry
Crime / Re: Female Pharmacist Kidnapped At Owo (Picture ) by Lordnewton1(m): 2:24pm On Dec 06, 2015
Collinada:
Nigeria Jaga Jaga
everything scatter scatter

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