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Crime / Re: Single Mum-35-stripped Unclad After She Was Caught Stealing Milk For Her Baby by Lordspicy(m): 7:44pm On Nov 06, 2017
Heartlessness....was she supposed 2 let her baby starve?
Crime / Re: “I Only Did Two Round With The 85-year-old Woman I Defiled To Coma’ -suspect by Lordspicy(m): 7:41pm On Nov 06, 2017
ARIYO KEHINDE..na dem .,..coneheads
Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Reacts To Daddy Freeze's Comments On Tithes (VIDEO) by Lordspicy(m): 1:27pm On Nov 06, 2017
Sadly they are both right

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Crime / Re: 3 Islamic Clerics Arrested For Possession Of Fresh & Dried Human Parts, Skull In by Lordspicy(m): 9:09am On Nov 06, 2017
Na name and religion i come check.
Business / Re: BVN FORFEITURE ORDER: Stealing From The Dead by Lordspicy(m): 9:49pm On Nov 05, 2017
I have always said that this buhari led government has brought nothing but pain and misfortune on nigerians.. you are done stealing from the treasury now you want to loot the dead...

APC is demonic

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death In Egypt By 3 Nigerian Students (photos) by Lordspicy(m): 2:39pm On Nov 05, 2017
this is just armed robbery nothing more

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Crime / Re: Dino Escapes Mob Attack,hoodlums Throw Stones At His Mercedes G-wagon In Kogi by Lordspicy(m): 2:31pm On Nov 05, 2017
lol, shey buhari say him wan come south east?, na the same treatment we go give am... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Man Gambles Away His Money For Iphone X After Queuing For 3 Days To Get It by Lordspicy(m): 2:29pm On Nov 05, 2017
stupid man
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And And Omotunde Adebowale 'Adaku' Pictured Together by Lordspicy(m): 2:17pm On Nov 05, 2017
mhizesther:
Is this a recent picture? Where's the pregnancy?
this girl sef

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Education / Re: Kaduna Releases List Of Teachers Who Scored 75% In Competency Test by Lordspicy(m): 1:57pm On Nov 05, 2017
illiterates teaching the leaders of tomorrow.... kudos to the governor,this exercise should be done nationwide
Crime / Re: Help Me Find This Scammer by Lordspicy(m): 12:06am On Nov 05, 2017
afrimerch:
Please who can help me trace this guy
efcc
Crime / Re: Auchi Polytechnic Fresh Graduate Shot Dead By Auchi Vigilante Squad (Graphic Pic by Lordspicy(m): 11:21am On Nov 04, 2017
arrest her killers
Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 10:06pm On Nov 03, 2017
happy birthday

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Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 8:59pm On Nov 03, 2017
We were hanging out at a popular bar along eke-awka/amawbia road with several members of the fraternity..the sole purpose of the gathering was to discuss how we can protect our brothers writing their final exams in school while taking down some marked members of rival fraternities....

''poison wida you na, see e get matter wey ah wan highlight you on" ,temple turned to me.
''wetin sup?''
"baba see eh, shey you sabi that junction before ugwu Sabbath wey those dem aboki men dey position, howfar how u see am make we raise dust for there?"
"Temple,temple; the ever rugged temple", i mused.Everyone knew that a robbery at the popular bureau de change site no matter how tempting it looks was almost a suicide mission,at least anyone who valued his life because it was adjacent to the state police c.i.d office..
"omo nothing lele, echo pointer,mamba and sweet,the movement go be after the next h.i.t make ah take the period source around,cap pointer say na him go be our vision " i replied after giving the idea some thought and a plan was already brewing in my head
"udo, ah believe you die" temple shouted happily drawing the attention of passerby's ..

Within the next couple of days i cleaned,oiled and assembled 4 ak47s meant for the job and contacted my source the D.P.O who promised to ensure a hitch free operation by promising to deploy his men for patrol on the said day.. On the d day i woke up around six am sharp, brushed and headed to my personal gym where i pounded my pectorals with some conventional chest exercises, before finishing them off with seven sets of FST-7, which stands for “Fascial Stretch Training.” i could feel the blood pumping through my veins and my heart pounding furiously..
by 10:30 am, i dressed in an all black attire complete with a headwarmer which could be pulled down to form a ski mask and rugged military boots ...

i placed a call to temple who answered immediately," am ready" i said and the call disconnected..
barely 5 minutes later i heard 2 short sharp blasts of a car horn and i sniffed some crack coke before heading downstairs..
"baba,sweet no too gallant oo but this na my man ryder",temple said immediately i entered the s.u.v
"wida na"..the short stocky twentyish year old temple introduced as ryder said...
"i position" i responded , looked him over then anchored him..
'make we sail" i ordered and pointer started the s.u.v and cruised away into the minor traffic..

we parked near a barb wire and alighted,while pointer kept the engine running, what happened next could best be described as a scene from an action movie as mamba,temple and ryder started spraying bullets into the air while i leveled my gun in front of the station and rained bullets into the cops who rushed out when they heard the gunshots..

we headed for the bags when a bullet whizzed past my head and struck mamba across the face before exiting through the back of his head and he fell into a pool of his own blood,i snatched 2 heavy Ghana must-go-bags while ryder took a hefty looking portfolio and we scooted into the Prado jeep and pointer engaged the engine and gunned into the express way..

Pointer maneuvered through the traffic,entered into a dusty street before coming out into an avenue around Ifite before the car stopped abruptly. i came down from the car and made for the car bonnet when i felt a hot piece of metal rip through my shoulder before i actually heard the gunshot;i watched the car raise dust as it sped away before descending into unconsciousness
Crime / Re: 37yrs Old Man Arrested For Defiling His 6yrs Old Daughter Says "Its Family Issue by Lordspicy(m): 11:20am On Nov 03, 2017
simple....cut off his joystick
Crime / Re: Photos: Alleged Phone Thief Caught And Tied To A Pole In Nasarawa State by Lordspicy(m): 11:19am On Nov 03, 2017
the thief even wear jean skirt so he must be gay as well
Crime / Re: Help Me Find This Scammer by Lordspicy(m): 11:12am On Nov 03, 2017
Since you have his phone no and acct number..... report to efcc,them go catch am before one week.

thank me later

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Student In UK, David Nwosu Sentence To 12yrs In Jail For Raping A Minor by Lordspicy(m): 11:10am On Nov 03, 2017
stupid boy, i dey here dey pray for visa...dey fill numerous visa lottery forms and one useless idiot don throw the small future wey him get away.... when you are done with your prison sentence.dont come back oooo...before you go from having sex with minors to raping old women..... onukwu sad angry

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Crime / Re: Man Pours Acid On Wife’s Private Part For Refusing To Sleep With Him by Lordspicy(m): 10:35am On Nov 03, 2017
i don't even know what to say
Crime / Re: Young Lady Caught While Trying To Bury Her Baby Alive (photos) by Lordspicy(m): 10:31am On Nov 03, 2017
if them advice young girls make dem close them legss they no go gree...raising a child is not easy,i can bear witness..
Politics / Re: Anambra Decides: Two Anti-election IPOB Members Arrested – Police by Lordspicy(m): 10:19am On Nov 03, 2017
eflintsone:
u guys will neva cease to be funny ��� , so now na pple arrange this stuff?

you read the write up at all?
NYSC / Re: Boyfriend Proposes To Corper In Port Harcourt On Her Passing Out Parade Today by Lordspicy(m): 1:27am On Nov 03, 2017
AverageAnnie:
the rate of proposals this year ehhh ...come be like sey na only me remain
will u marry me?
Crime / Re: Police Smash Lagos Gangsters Robbing Nigerians On Jiji Online Marketplace by Lordspicy(m): 12:44am On Nov 03, 2017
Lol see person hustle.yoruba ppl sef
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Jailed 21 Years For Attempted Murder Of 90-Year-Old Woman In UK by Lordspicy(m): 12:37am On Nov 03, 2017
Chloroform would have done d trick..btw name checked

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Politics / Re: Anambra Decides: Two Anti-election IPOB Members Arrested – Police by Lordspicy(m): 9:14pm On Nov 02, 2017
how arms and ammunition take enter the matter? u catch people wey dey print pamphlet come display dem with bullets...the police are crooks

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Governor Rochas Okorocha (Photos) by Lordspicy(m): 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2017
another statue loading
NYSC / Re: Boyfriend Proposes To Corper In Port Harcourt On Her Passing Out Parade Today by Lordspicy(m): 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2017
must the guy kneel to save someone from perpetual spinsterhood?

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Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 8:00pm On Nov 02, 2017
abeg ah go update tommorrow,having some health challenges tonight
Family / Re: Woman Who Suffered To Give Birth To A 4.2kg Baby Celebrated By Brother (Photos) by Lordspicy(m): 12:34pm On Nov 02, 2017
delishpot:


Does that mother look overfed to you? Or you think only the baby sucked up all the food she ate?

sorry sir!!! don't be annoyed....bikonu
Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 12:28pm On Nov 02, 2017
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Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2017
it was a cold night in the month of June and thunder rumbled across the distant sky,having been blindfolded i was led with several others into God-knows-where forest at midnight... after walking or rather stumbling for over 30 mins,we were ordered to halt in an area i knew was cleared judging from the fact that our feet no longer stumbled on shrubs and that i could feel the heat from a blazing fire despite the chilly weather...
My heart was beating furiously while my mouth was as dry as sawdust and i was already cursing my stars and praying feverishly to God to spare me from this situation but little did i know that the night was still young.
"Taaaaa who goes this unjanded 48", a scary voice rent through the still night,
"arooo mate!",
"aroo bagger you my rugged norseman" came the reply from what i judged to be at least 70 different voices...
"aroo it is capped that the sweetness of madness is best known to a mad man and the sweetness of sailing is best known to a viking,never you hear the cry of the vulture nd disembark,for it is cap see no see tell no tell for d eye dat see today might not see tommorrow for d evil u set free today can another day come to destroy u, by the powers vested on me i declare this jojo open,taaa! arooooo rugged norsemen!.
" aroo bagger you "
Then hell was unleashed......


we were stripped naked made to lie on the bare floor before being beaten with cutlasses, gun butts,ordered to get up and dance to the tune of the throbbing drums, and beaten again..this went on for 3 days after which 12 of us out of the 31 intending members were blessed,blended and given our different deck names and assigned various positons..The others had fallen never to rise again..
I rose quickly through the ranks courtesy of my dexterity with the gun and the fact that i had personally thrown over 14 bst's overboard in less than 2 moons.

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