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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Stabbing His Gay Friend 20 Times For Kissing Him by Lordspicy(m): 5:55pm On Jan 20, 2018
he did the right thing
Romance / Re: Man Impregnates Girlfriend During NYSC, Dumps Her, Weds Another Lady Secretly by Lordspicy(m): 11:19pm On Jan 19, 2018
Homeboiy:
Issa another one sad


Na must say he go marry her

His only mistake is rejecting the baby but as for marriage

Oburo ball eji mee training ka e ji agba match cheesy


have this bro....

ibu onye nwere ako n'uche
Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 10:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
will update tomorrow... sorry about been away... came back from a month ban 2 weeks ago
been busy since
Music/Radio / Re: Patapaa – "One Corner" (Official Video) Ft. Ras Cann & Mr Loyalty by Lordspicy(m): 10:10pm On Jan 17, 2018
the official video was not even half as good as those videos done by others
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 35 Years Old Pesin Papa Wey Use His Penis Tear 2 Goat Nyansh by Lordspicy(m): 9:24am On Jan 16, 2018
grin laff no gree me
Crime / Tailor Accused Of Giving Client's Dress To Mercy Aigbe Sued by Lordspicy(m): 9:10am On Jan 16, 2018
just in... recall the drama some weeks ago when a Nigerian lady accused her tailor of giving her wedding dress to mercy aigbe?
well the lady has gone to seek redress in court
Politics / Re: We Have Our Own Breed Of Cow, No One Will Establish Colonies On Our Land-ohanaez by Lordspicy(m): 12:32am On Jan 16, 2018
freeze20:

You can dash them your papa land. Igbos don't have land for cattle colony

nwannem iga eru ala eze

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Crime / Re: I Just Got Duped By Rayhushpuppi fake twiter acct__twitter User Voice Out by Lordspicy(m): 12:56pm On Jan 09, 2018
people foolish
Crime / Re: Final Year Student Of Kaduna State University Shot Dead By Police Buried(photos) by Lordspicy(m): 12:54pm On Jan 09, 2018
Nigeria is cursed
Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 11:08am On Jan 09, 2018
special respect to Rochas okorocha...
banned keke
busy molding statues
made his sister commissioner for happiness
meanwhile he is owing over 10 months salary arrears
I pity imolites sha
that man is a curse
Jokes Etc / Re: 25 Hilarious Times People Were Caught Sleeping by Lordspicy(m): 11:26pm On Jan 08, 2018
RoyalBlak007:
Don’t try it at home unless you want to wake up in another city without your shoes.

no try this one for naija else... road bump and potholes go kill you

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Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2018
Hisxellency:
042 Boss better pass some governors o!

like who
Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 10:00pm On Jan 08, 2018
anzaku47:
Umar Tanko Al'makura , the only governor with white elephant projects.
The chances of him winning senatorial seat come 2019 is not visible.

the governor of nasarawa?
lol
Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
why not vote them out instead
the question is whether your vote counts
Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
why not vote them out instead
the question is whether your vote counts
Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
why not vote them out instead
the question is whether your vote counts
Politics / Re: Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 4:16pm On Jan 07, 2018
faceURfront:
Why you like hard work like this? It will be easier to name the few if any, well performing politicians.


abi? you sure say we get good ones
Politics / Let's Call Out Badly Preforming Politicians by Lordspicy(m): 2:29pm On Jan 07, 2018
Enugu state governor won't award the Enugu -onitsha expressway... all he knows how to do is go from one occasion to the other and eat pounded yam in public...
that road is so bad that the bumps can make a pregnant woman miscarry
Romance / Re: She's My Girlfriend - Her Breathe Stinks Like A Public Toilet �. What Do I Do? by Lordspicy(m): 12:34am On Jan 07, 2018
buy oral b toothpaste and mouthwash for her

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by Lordspicy(m): 12:17am On Jan 07, 2018
myself
Crime / Re: Woman Exposed After Hiding Dead Babies Inside Her Freezer For Years (photo) by Lordspicy(m): 12:08am On Jan 07, 2018
am I the only one who came to look at the picture of the frozen baby
Crime / Re: SARS Arrests Badoo Ritual Killers At Ibeshe Ikorodu (Photos) by Lordspicy(m): 5:17pm On Jan 06, 2018
endsars
Crime / Re: Stolen World's Most Expensive Vodka' Found On Danish Building Site by Lordspicy(m): 5:15pm On Jan 06, 2018
let us see the bottle
Crime / Re: Policeman Got Flogged Mercilessly By Ekiti Area Boys. —Dolly Yo Blog by Lordspicy(m): 5:02pm On Jan 06, 2018
now playing easy e :f**k the police
Crime / Re: Two feared dead, policeman shot as cultists declare war on C/River community by Lordspicy(m): 4:53pm On Jan 06, 2018
street is military
Romance / Re: Oyinbo Man Does Maternity Shoot Alone In Absence Of His Girlfriend by Lordspicy(m): 9:19am On Jan 06, 2018
we are now exporting oshogbo weed...
and people are going mad
Crime / Re: Benue Killing: Fulani Blame Hostilities On Government Draconian Law by Lordspicy(m): 9:16am On Jan 06, 2018
seems blaming others for your crimes runs in the Fulani gene
Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 7:25pm On Jan 04, 2018
"no matter the temperature of the sun, the sea no fit boil, looting is around onboard under section 37+39, prepare me arsenal.. And Salvadore na your own "
He studied me carefully and I did my best to keep a straight face,he pulled out some wraps of s. K, stuck one in between his teeth and threw one at me.
He lit up and dragged the smoke deeply into his lungs before offering me his silver lighter with an 'axe breaking the shackles of a man' engraved on it.. His face cracked into a smile slowly, I watched him while puffing on my smoke..
"no yawa na, relax make I see Wetin u fit do"
"by the way, I need migrate I gats pilot some of my tools"
"hmm this man self, anyway my boys will escort you, any monkey banana we go jam u enter hellfire"
Literature / Re: Street Wars by Lordspicy(m): 7:17pm On Jan 04, 2018
jes coming back from a month ban... let's go there

when I woke up again, the first thing I saw was a lady dressed in nurse apparels adjusting a bag of intravenous drip attached to my left hand ..the pain in my shoulder was gone and my shoulder was bandaged in turn... I kept very still until the girl left after checking my vitals then I raised myself slightly and I discovered that my left leg was chained to the base of the bed, as I made to sit up, the girl opened the door and made as if to enter the room but left when she saw that I was up.....
she came back immediately with a flask, uncovered it and left wordlessly without as much as a second glance at me, well I was hungry as f**k and I plunged into the meal immediately .....
halfway through the meal, the giant walked in and sat down on a chair ,pulled out his cellphone glanced at it and pocketed it again,
"make I jam nail hammer full-time , the hit una carryout bloody, and you suppose know say I looseguard your life for you for a reason if not mgba mgba for Don fall for your head but Ayaka cap say fish chop crayfish, old woman chop fish, so basically I'm offering you a deal, your life for the millions"
I sat staring at him morosely then chuckled softly, pulled out the iv needle, stretched and yawned
"egede na me be poison, Lucifer impregnate marine spirit come born Odin, and I be Odin's first born.. Dem no dey use pr*ck threaten ashawo, besides use your 99,you dey cap me make I pilot you bar wey I no hook, unless.... "
"unless Wetin...? "

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