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Crime / Re: Man Slaps Policeman Twice For Bashing His Lamborghini In Lagos (video, Pic) by Lordspicy(m): 12:24am On Jan 31, 2017
ruggedtimi:
Too bad...slapping a police officer shocked. NIGERIA which levels. If na army will the guy even come down, na beg him go beg self.....nice ride "lamborghini huracan". one of my dream cars

baba even if na pmb bash my lambo... ah go still dash am two slaps
army KO air force ni

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Religion / Re: Man Tears Bible In Anambra To Protest The Burning Of Shrine By Pastor(Video/Pic) by Lordspicy(m): 2:34pm On Jan 29, 2017
and to think I personally know this boy..
udummiri nwakalu...
like the poster above said.... Christianity is so permissive
Literature / Re: What A Five Year Old Requested For by Lordspicy(m): 2:17pm On Jan 29, 2017
since he's five just buy him any of the lantern books
or if he's my type doctor Faustus can serve
Literature / Re: What A Five Year Old Requested For by Lordspicy(m): 2:16pm On Jan 29, 2017
since he's five just buy him any of the lantern books
or if he's my type doctor Faustus can serve
Literature / My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme by Lordspicy(m): 4:01am On Jan 29, 2017
I created a website where I promise to double the income of participants by 30%.
The first participant joins with N20k. I need him to be convinced that my website pays So I use my own money to make up for the 30% and he goes home happy. I tell him he gets extra bonuses if he brings a friend and he does exactly that. Two of his friends sign up with N20k each and I return their investment with my own money and give my first client a special bonus for bringing them.
His friends are aware their colleague got a bonus for bringing them in. They get greedy, they bring more people. At this point, everyone wants bonuses as my system is verified and working.
More people join in, so I'm not using my money to pay them anymore, I'm using their money to pay them and waiting for more members to join so there'll always be money in the system. I see a huge investment of N1m from a greedy participant, I run the website with money and I've spent my own money to build the trust in the system so I pair the provider of N1m with myself. Then get about 30 people providing N50k to pay him back in 30 days, he has N1.3m. My system is working, he tells his colleagues in his social class and they're all excited.
My first members who started with N20k have gotten greedy, they've created multiply accounts to cash out but I don't care. The big fishes are in the game. The big monies are being paired with me, I'm no longer providing money but I'm getting money. Whenever I see a large amount to be donated, I immediately pair the account to mine. Effortlessly a millionaire.
The system continues to thrive because new members keep coming in. There is a wild recession in the country, my scheme is the escape route. People have paid rents, school fees, bought cars and funded their ceremonies with my scheme. I am suddenly an employer of labour.
But all good things must come to an end, I have successfully built a network of participants running into millions but there is a serious cash deficit. It is almost Christmas and almost everyone needs 30% of their investment back. Because I've been collecting millions as an admin without donating, and because there are not enough new members to match the financial demands of the existing members, my system has collapsed but I am not done getting my millions from gullible people.
I announce a freeze on the website for technical reasons. I've done a lot for them so they believe me that I'm just protecting the system from crash even when it was not the wise thing to believe.
I told them they couldn't receive money this period but they could still donate.
The one month freeze was an attempt to see if I could pay the existing members from the donations of new members. Sadly, some people had lost faith in the system, the new and existing members were afraid to make donations during the freeze because they were unsure of getting their 30% returns back. Plus there were a lot of evil people on social media spreading propaganda that my scheme was a Ponzi that had ended.
I needed that trust back, so I relaunched my website a day before the scheduled return. You needed to see the excitement. It was Christmas on January 13, I told existing people that had provided donations that they could now get help. I also added some attractive incentives for new members. I still faced the same problem that made me shut down temporarily, even worse.
The people that provided help during the shut down all requested help, plus there had already been a long list of people before then. So I decided to pair those that needed less than N30k first to check the rotation of money. Still there was not enough money to go round. The people that were paired to pay others refused to pay, the trust was gone. People had suddenly realised that it was not possible for 30% to be added to your money unless someone lost their own money.
Several other schemes took over my place when I was frozen. All will eventually meet their ends. Greed always comes to an end.
People still live in delusions of grandeur that I have not crashed. Perhaps they expect me to put a memo in my website that it is over. Lol. I really don't blame their naivety, I did do a lot for them to trust me.
I would advise that people make more intelligent financial decisions next time. People lost millions to me because of greed. Do I feel guilty? No. I did warn them to use their SPARE money.
My name is MMM and I am a Ponzi Scheme.
Business / Re: Nigerian Man Humiliated At A Bank Over A White Man Tells His Story by Lordspicy(m): 1:07am On Jan 26, 2017
lollypeezle:
OP, you over exaggerated everything thereby making it look like a Nollywood movie

I know they might have asked you to stand for the white man which is very wrong, but your story didn't add up


sharap


yours is a
clear case of inferiority complex
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Naija Graduate ( Short Story) by Lordspicy(m): 11:10pm On Jan 24, 2017
nice!!
sorry
I
have
been
ghost
reading
Politics / Re: Phillip Shaibu Buys Keke For A Victim Of Reckless Driving By His Convoy (Pics) by Lordspicy(m): 11:21pm On Jan 23, 2017
soberdrunk:
person way suppose 'sue' and get better 'settlement' way he go use retire early, ordinary 'keke' see as he dey dance like say he win British National lottery angry angry angry


ah swear but no forget say this na naija....if him sue he no go get anything...

ndi Igbo si na cha ka cha cha mma...

half bread is better than none
Crime / Re: We Transfer Victims’ Funds With Their Phones ­—suspect (photo) by Lordspicy(m): 10:41pm On Jan 23, 2017
abeg how Una take do am?
I mean how u take get d person transfer pin and password?

my papa get too much but him dey stingy
Politics / Re: Police Raid Patience Jonathan's House In Abuja by Lordspicy(m): 2:55pm On Jan 23, 2017
Hiploko:
zombie

dullard
Politics / Re: WHERE Are The CHRISTIAN Apc Leaders?? by Lordspicy(m): 2:49pm On Jan 23, 2017
cc OAM4J , Mynd44
Politics / Re: WHERE Are The CHRISTIAN Apc Leaders?? by Lordspicy(m): 2:47pm On Jan 23, 2017
alienvirus:
It's going to be an effort in futility to educate the op.

Op. Take this

by all means educate me, what's your opinion?
Politics / WHERE Are The CHRISTIAN Apc Leaders?? by Lordspicy(m): 2:18pm On Jan 23, 2017
Where are Christian APC leaders
PASTOR BRIGHT BAYO OLADEJI WROTE:
"Where are the Christians who sold the Church? The Islamic agenda is being perfected. Prof Ishaq Oloyede, a preeminent Islamic fanatic who said he was not aware Christians are being attacked and killed is now to head JAMB replacing Prof Ojerinde, a Baptist.
Four Muslims were not replaced, but left to continue. Out of the 17 offices, 9 new replacement are Muslims and 4 retained are Muslims. 13 out of 17 are now Muslims. NUC, Muslim, JAMB, Muslim; TETFUND , Muslim.
Where are those Christian leaders who sold the Church for a plate of porridge? Where are those telling us Prof Yemi Osinbajo would stand for the Church being a Pastor?
Do they involve him in all these lopsided appointments in favour of the North and Muslims or not? Do we have Christians among the APC leaders? Does Odigie-Oyegun, the chairman of the ruling party belong to the Catholic church?
The fact that Buhari released these appointments the same day, the PUNCH Newspaper published an Editorial titled"Buhari's parochial appointments", a paper that endorsed his candidacy is a dirty slap on the nation.
To say the least, it is a corruption with immunity. Many are afraid and being intimidated by the security operatives. Have we become second class citizens in our own country?"
MY TAKE:
Sadly the answer to the question is "YES", Christians are now second class citizens in Nigeria. We warned our people but they wouldn't listen.
Nigerians said they wanted "change" and now they must live with it. Every Christian that supported President Buhari and the APC, including some of the most prominent Church leaders, should bow their heads in shame. Mbaka and Co where are u to also Proudly make public this impunity.
As long as this evil continues we will not remain silent and neither shall we be intimidated. No matter how hard they try Nigeria will NEVER be Islamised and neither will our faith be rubbished.
Rather than add to the injury sustained by fellow Christian soldiers in the battle of life through mockery and condemnation and the likes, help to support and aid the recovery of the wounded. You become weak and vulnerable each time a fellow Christian falls. Pls forward these messages to ALL Christians known to you
Rap Battles / Re: I'm Newbie Here •• Can Somebody Welcome Me With Battle by Lordspicy(m): 12:26am On Jan 23, 2017
sorry its late but.....



Xorry bro but balls is my middle name. U can ask him, what does it feel like to be king archangel? Let me paint a picture. Gat haterz jacking my style but d only jack i see is mr reacher. Preacher man, u cant copy my style boi, better act coy. Money rain make it like spreadsheet, i own dat game check out dis two besties,i was born high nt on drugs but on jetskies, always in ur face but ur girl doesnt think im pesky! I turn rap battles to a sing along! U couldnt be cool like me even if u left d freezer on. My swag on airplane mode bt d honeys still d call me..im homophobic,all dem niggaz no fit touch me..wen u gon stop trying to best me. U call ur girl ste-pha-nie..bt she beg to stay-with-me!! Watch boy before running ur mouth..im MASSOB in d east, nd MEND in the south. Im nt a touchy feely rapper, killing haterz on my track b4 calling them out. Shazam..rappers b4 me tink no one beta could exist, bt wen im done with dem they'd rather be at home washing d kids! President of the suicide squad cos i kill every track..dem djs always bring me back!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had The Opposite Sex As A Roommate Before? Share Your Story by Lordspicy(m): 11:58pm On Jan 22, 2017
Fourwinds:
my Cerebelum no understand this ur grammar
I don die....
hahahaha

see you just made me laugh out in embryology class
Health / Re: Man Spotted In Abuja With His Intestines Out Of His Stomach,Photos Go Viral(pics by Lordspicy(m): 11:55pm On Jan 22, 2017
alizma:

because you choose to use your personal account rather than using the man's, his children's or an NGO account.
you know what??

create an NGO account.. I would gladly pay my own due...

let's save his life instead of bickering online
Religion / Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by Lordspicy(m): 11:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
Norasparkle:
The church is a house of God where anybody both the sinners n righteous, protocols and non-protocols are all welcomed. Creating a dermarcation in the church in the name of special sit is ridiculous. You came early u went to the front row to sit that is what is supposed to be.
Reserving sit for a protocol who is still in his house bathing and contemplating whether to attend or not is arrant nonsense.
That is why i love catholic church i can come on time and sit anywhere and close to any body protocol n non protocol. Who you epp.
Even the usher that saw u where leaving n left u to leave did not know she has failed in her primary duty as an usher which is to welcome everyone and make them feeel at home.
My brother u did notin wrong. Its not Ego problem. Is just the church's way of telling you that you are inconsequential.


NNE I love you...
BTW its been long I heard some refreshing truth
Health / Re: Man Spotted In Abuja With His Intestines Out Of His Stomach,Photos Go Viral(pics by Lordspicy(m): 10:04pm On Jan 21, 2017
alizma:

why do you want to make Fortune out of someone's misfortune, who are you to the man? if you really want to help the man, open an account in the man's name or in the name of the guy that his case to public notice.


and what makes you think I wanna collect the money for my personal gain?...
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had The Opposite Sex As A Roommate Before? Share Your Story by Lordspicy(m): 2:48am On Jan 21, 2017
Proffdada:
ENTRAPMENT!

she's a Virgin with 2 kids?
Health / Re: Man Spotted In Abuja With His Intestines Out Of His Stomach,Photos Go Viral(pics by Lordspicy(m): 12:46am On Jan 17, 2017
GreenMavro:
If all of you viewing this trend donates 1k each...this will cover the cost of the surgery operation! Together we can change this Man's world and make his children happy!


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let's save him!!!!
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Human Head In Oyo State (Pictured) by Lordspicy(m): 12:22am On Jan 17, 2017
NotNairalandi:
this people self!!!! human head no de finish for una place

i tire for brown roof republicans ooo



omo afonja

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Education / Re: Important Abbreviations You Might Not Know by Lordspicy(m): 7:23pm On Jan 13, 2017
iffa hear say ah read am all




abeg who no read am like me?
Celebrities / Re: #JosRocks: Yung6ix Loses His Gold Chain, Offers N500,000 To Anyone That Finds It by Lordspicy(m): 6:31pm On Jan 09, 2017
21 karat? I doubt anyone will accept the reward in exchange for the chain...
Politics / Re: Police Raid Patience Jonathan's House In Abuja by Lordspicy(m): 10:54pm On Jan 04, 2017
Hiploko:
you have forgotten abi misplaced your brain again... Well be ready for the consequencies..
he spoke the truth... use your head...

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Religion / Re: Prophet Chukwudi’s Prophecy On Buhari’s Death: Nigerians React by Lordspicy(m): 10:51pm On Jan 04, 2017
PMWSpirit:

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Anyways I don't really blame you I blame your firo , he never had intentions of having you . He actually pulled out the sperm part which out to develop your brain spilled on the mat . EM-u EM-u
Jesus!!! see yab ...blood of obadiah

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Romance / Re: How True Is This Picture.. (PIX) by Lordspicy(m): 12:26pm On Dec 01, 2016
ikp120:

Yea, their finances are truly their sisters na tongue
u wicked o..lol
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Fed Up by Lordspicy(m): 12:24pm On Dec 01, 2016
is the op not male....why is he talking about boyfriend


ayam not understanding
Crime / Re: Mob Beats Rapist To Stupor In Ikorodu (graphic Photos) by Lordspicy(m): 12:02pm On Dec 01, 2016
Odeyinigbin:

Idiot! Werey,wait till dem rape ur mama


must you mention someone's mother

yeye dey smell

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