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Really nice post.

Burantashi AbI Buratai, return our yam.

I really pity our future. The judiciary is nothing to write home about. Faulty judgements everywhere - our country was once...

Opo go still be opo whether prayer or not.

People should spend time training their kids early on and you won't need all the ceremony happening here.

Men aren't robots - they have feelings too - they react.

1. You are just like my ex

2. Size doesn't matter ( naso) or for the very bold ones: Your John-Thomas is the smallest of all I have had

3. Am I your mother? Or call your mother.

4. You are not man enough for me.

5. Your mates are using Benz, Range and you are making noise with Toyota Camry ( Don't yab a man's car - Men have a spiritual connection to their babies(cars)!)

6. I will be fine, I don't need your help.

7. Imp*tent, the kids are not yours

Men are very simple, avoid saying these to them and you will have a happy marriage. Most importantly, avoid number 7 by all means!

Wise words from Robert Mugabe

slowpoke Minister.

If you withdraw the license of these banks, more people on the streets with no jobs.

Lol..

Name checkers association, una food don ready ooo

Koro, come and eat beans.

Kuje loves you
Kuje is ya new home
Vomit our yam
Yam n beans in prison

A man has been declared wanted after he poured petrol on his wife and set her ablaze in Benin


A man has been arrested after he poured petrol on his wife and set her on fire during marital disagreement between him and the wife, leaving the woman in a critical condition in the hospital, in Benin, the Edo State capital.

Which one do I take now?

Lol

Crazy peeps

Emmy2009:
After working online for a while now...my effort has really boomed and transformed into something else and my websites have really been progressing. The time have come to withdraw my cash now and im lost cuz i dont really know what to do.
The website i work with wants to pay me through -
webmoney
paypal
wire transfer
payoner
bit coin
perfect money
amazon giftcard
payza

please which of this can i use to get the cash into my keystone account with the easiest of effort cuz im so confused right now and i dont know which one to pick out of the listings. And, if you can also help me with the procedure to go about all this

How much is it?

Can you do it in Amazon gift card and I will give you the naIra value

swamuluk:
Top Digital marketing trends to watchout in 2016

1.Content Marketing
2.Marketing Automation
3.Big Data
4. Mobile Marketing
5. Social Media Marketing
5. Internet Of Things
6. Product video Websites
7.PAid Search Marketing
8. Online Communities
9.Wearables
10. Virtual Reality

lol...How is Big Data a Digitial Marketing Trend?

Advanced NYSC

fart:
I have a question about those top companies what else do they check for apart from HIV? I am asking because HIV is not the only STD. Do they check for all th STD? What else does the test comprise of please? Also, if you have high blood pressure will the company REJECT you?

I think they check for HIV mostly. Since most STDS can be treated. There are hundreds of STDs - no company can test for all. High blood pressure is also a valid one...I think they would see it as a risky investment too

Quite wasteful country. Are these ones not wives of Governors that have not paid salaries, but are financially buoyant to let their wives gallivant like monkeys.

nuelnuel:
Hello people!
Can anyone tell me how to go about this; I have money in my UK back account and I want to withdraw the money in Pounds and exchange it myself here in Nigeria to take advantage of the high exchange rate. How can I withdraw the money in my UK bank account in Pounds in Nigeria?
Thank you

You can send the money to your account and receive it in the local exchange rate(around 400 NGN)

Price of cars to go up too. God save us from unintelligent leaders

MadCow1:
Receiving Stolen Goods is a Criminal Offense under the Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.





#Ignorance is not an excuse under the Law.

It is your responsibility to carry out due diligence on the property before receiving or purchasing it.

I agree - ignorance is no defence. However, how can one carry out due diligence on a car brought to a mechanic? How?

brianromel:
Hi ola

Sometimes a 301 redirect might not work, for some reason it ends up doing this for some people I who do it.

There is no better option than a 301 redirect.

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Great to hear this happening. We should not postpone doomsday. Subsidy should have been killed years ago. Want to wipe out corruption? Start with Subsidy.

Lol...more like how to safely eject a flash drive from a PC

MabraO:
Stop misleading people op
Wot do u mean PDP shutdown senate for one week wen in actual sense SP shutdown down senate for one week in respect of PDP congress.

I pity d guillible ones that would read this news backwards nd think PDP actually did

But that's what he said nao

You dy learn how to read?

Lol

diana158:
1. Ayodele Fayose (Governor, Ekiti state)

Fayose is a second term governor. He had allegation leveled against him of embezzling the state’s money during his first term, with a poultry project, which never came into existence.
Some indigenes of the state are of the opinion that the governor has nothing to offer the state, except eating food on the streets with the locals, whose lives have not fared any better, despite the governor calling himself, a man of the people.
According to Nosa Igiebor in his piece titled ‘Our little Emperor’ in Tell magazine edition of Monday, October 26, 2015, he specifically took a swipe at Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state, saying:
“He (Governor Fayose), wants to adorn his capital, Ado Ekiti, with an airport, whose initial cost is a modest N17 billion. If the airport ever gets completed, the final bill may double. It should be noted that the Ekiti state capital is about an hour’s drive from Akure, which has an airport, which is as busy as an abandoned graveyard.
“And if the highway between the two cities were to be dualised, that could cut the journey time by 50%. This one viable alternative to what is obviously ‘a white elephant project’, which he could partner Governor Segun Mimiko of Ondo to develop. And they can toll the road after, to recoup their investments and create a source of additional revenues for their states.”
Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state

2. Abdulaziz Yari (Governor, Zamfara state)

Zamfara state is close to airport states like Kano and even Jigawa. The state is one of the poorest states in Nigeria. The state is battling with childhood diseases like measles. Yari is the chairman of the Nigeria Governors Forum (NGF). Many believe the governor should better focus on bettering the lives of the people to welfare programmes.

3. Ibikunle Amosun (Governor, Ogun state)

Rotimi Amaechi, the minister of transport , during his inspection of some projects and visit to Ogun state, to see the state governor, some weeks back, advised the governor, to rather use the money he intended using to build his proposed cargo airport on unfinished projects and infrastructural development. It is still in the same Ogun state that residents of Obafemi-Owode local government area, cried out to the governor and the federal government that they have been living in darkness for several years due to perennial power outage.


4. Willie Obiano (Governor, Anambra state)
The former bank director has been trying to deliver the dividends of democracy to Anambrarians. He is reportedly focusing on the agriculture sector, by giving incentives to farmers, in order to boost food production in the state. He is also waging war against ghost workers.

5. Rauf Aregbesola (Governor, Osun state)

Osun state lacks financial muscle compared to a state like Ogun, which is said is not viable yet for an airport.
There have been series of strikes and agitations by different labour unions in the state, regarding payment of workers’ salaries, bonuses, gratuities and other emoluments.
The sad experience of last year is still crystal clear in front of a good number Nigerians, whereby some NGOs and well-meaning Nigerians, had to come to the aid of some starving Osun state government workers, who were owed backlogs of salaries. The hungry workers were assisted with food items and other deliveries. It was one of the worst experiences in the history of Nigeria.
Some members of the major opposition political party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Osun have lampooned Governor Aregbesola. The Punch of Monday, January 18, had the caption, “ Aregbesola inflated airport contract by 11.5bn, says PDP”.
Mr Diran Odeyemi, the director of media and strategy of the PDP in Osun, said the governor inflated the contract sum of the Moshood Abiola International Airport, Ido, Osun, from N4.5 billion to N15.5 billion. Mr Odeyemi also added that, Aregbesola wanted to use the airport to embezzle the bailout loan the state got from the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

6. Okezie Ikpeazu (Governor, Abia state)

The governor was said to have performed below par, while he served in the administration of his predecessor. Aba, in Abia state, the commercial hub of the south-east, is in dire need of infrastructure upgrade. The city has so many dilapidated roads and refuse dumps taking over almost every corner of the state.

7. Ifeanyi Okowa (Governor, Delta state)

He is a first term governor. The leader of Delta state is yet to pull any string in terms of major developmental projects in his state. It was during his predecessor’s second term tenure that the idea of the airport project was first mooted. Embarking on this project is not the best for the welfare of the people of the state.
Governor Ifeanyi Okowa of Delta state

8. Umar Tanko Al-Makura (Governor, Nasarawa state)

Nasarawa is very close to the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja, which has an international airport. Analysts think Al-Makura should focus on human development, as his second term will end in three years’ time. He should think of how he will provide succour for the unemployed graduates and youths, through well-planned poverty alleviation programmes and schemes.
Governor Umar Tanko Al-Makura of Nasarawa state.

https://www.naij.com/771161-8-state-governors-no-business-building-international-airports-photos.html

My dear,

Please try to do your research properly before posting online.

Delta State has 2 airports - they are not building a new one

aNAIJAFAN:
Girls, someone aptly said, “Men will be men”. They are the one who will pamper you, cajole you and almost pester you to get into a relationship with them. And just when you start falling in love and appreciating your man, you catch him cheating on you. What I do not understand is if you were cheating all the while, what was the need for the relationship? Or even the other way round. If you were so bent on being in a relationship, then why did you have to cheat? Men say girls are complicated. I would say they themselves are complicated. Girls are too, to a certain extent. But they do not complicate relationships. Girls do take time to say yes to a guy, but seldom we see a girl cheating.


Guys, on the other hand, are basically confused about everything. They will take months to impress their ladies, and once the girl is actually impressed, guys find the “spark” gone. Really? Can something be that lame? Wait girls. The height of lameness is yet to arrive. The best(!) part is when they get caught cheating red handed. They jumble with words. Well even women do, but at the end of it they either come up with something smart and straight forward or use their biggest weapon, tears! But men, I tell you, they will find weirdest of excuses and when those are placed in front of you, even you will get confused whether to plant a tight slap on the guy or laugh or cry. Amazing creatures they are! Let’s see how stupid can the physically stronger sex get.

[/b]10. “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO
SHE IS”[/b]

Okay, so you go around with this girl and get caught in some “wrong” position, and all you could come up with is that you don’t know the girl with whom you are cheating on your girlfriend or wife? What were you doing inside the theater or in her room then? Trying to know her? See, after you get caught, it is most unlikely that your girl will sort out things with you. So better tell the truth. Or at least think of a decent excuse, a more believable one!


9. “I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP HER…..”
What are you, Father Teresa? Okay, it is good to help others. But in their bedroom?! But girls, make sure when you argue after this line is thrown at you by your ‘cheating’ boyfriend. Any thing you say can be used against you and you will end up getting a lecture from your guy on how pathetic you are that you think helping others is a crime. So frame your questions after putting in some thought. Ask him what category of ‘help’ was that? Eventually you will break up and get separated, but make sure you give your guy a hard time trying to explain his own excuse. Slap him if you want to. (It sounds somehow shey? )


8. “I WAS JUST ASKING FOR HER SUGGESTION TO BUY YOU A GIFT”

Don’t fall in the trap, girls. You might get all angry and fumed up, when just the mere idea of a gift will melt you down, and will go all “Awwww….” to your guy. But no! think with your rational mind. If your guy really wanted some gift suggestion, why would he call up another girl? Doesn’t he know you well enough to know what will be the perfect buy for you? Or even if he doesn’t, he can just give a call and ask for gift suggestion from his so called friend. Why need to go for a movie or to some parks? Think girls, think.

7. “YOU DON’T GIVE ME TIME”
This is a smart move. It is human tendency to put the blame on others when a person knows he is wrong. Guys are no different. They will try to push the blame on you, saying that you do not give time to the relationship, or how busy you are with your work or studies etc etc. Do not buy it. Work, studies or whatever it is, comes first any day. If you are working to have a safe and secure future, or if you are getting educated, there is absolutely nothing wrong in that. OR even if you are giving more time to your friends and family, it is fine. You should. But does
that mean your guy will go around with other girls? No way! If he says this when he is caught, just say that you are glad you did not give him much time. Else all that time would have gone waste and you would have regretted that all your life. Say this. It is a hard blow to a man’s ego.


6. “I DON’T OWE YOU ANY EXPLANATION”

When the ‘criminal’ mind cannot think of any better excuses, it comes up with the harsh truth. But guys, you do owe an explanation to the girl who is heart broken because of you. Just the day before, you
claimed that her heart was yours and all those mushy mushy talks. And within a day you don’t owe her an explanation? This line is generally said when the guy was not so much into the relationship thing and is smart enough to know that this is the end of what you people shared. So My sister, just walk out after throwing up your anger. Don’t even try to sort things out, because the guy is clearly no longer interested in making things work.

5. “SHE WAS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME…”
If she was trying to seduce you guy, then why was your guy on top of her? Or why did he just simply
not walk away from there? Or is your guy such a freak that he cannot control himself and gets excited by the mere presence of a girl? Girls, if your guy uses this as an excuse, do not forget to backfire at them. Ask him why would he get seduced at all if he was so
much in love with you? Leave him then and there to keep getting seduced by anybody.

4. “…BUT SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND.”

So what are you doing with her huh? Giving proxy in
your best friend’s absence? Girls, this is absolute
nonsense. Guys have a bro-code, like we girls have
our BFF (Best Friends Forever) code. And it is the
rarest of rare situation when a guy will break that
code. It is like an unsaid rule that a guy just CANNOT date his bestie’s girl. Do not believe when your guy
says that. It is just some random girl that he has
picked up and now trying to hide his mistake. You
know it is time to break up.




3. “GIVE ME ONE LAST CHANCE,
PLEASE”
Okay, so this might make you think twice, or even
more. When a guy says words like ‘please’ and
‘sorry’, it is likely that they really mean it. A guy
asking for a last chance or another chance is a rare
situation, but when he does that, it clearly means he
wants you. He wants the relationship to work out. He definitely has made a mistake. But what can be
better than your husband or boyfriend agreeing and
accepting his fault and wanting to change it. I
personally think this particular man should be given a
chance. But here too there is a trick. Do not give in
immediately. You know your man well so you will know that he is genuinely sorry by looking into his
eyes. But let him repent and suffer a little for what he
did. Don’t talk for a few days and ignore him.
Ultimately, forgive him, if you want to.


2. “I WAS LEARNING SOME NEW
MOVES TO PLEASE YOU”

You feel confused as what to say next. You feel like
laughing at the stupidity of your own choice.
Seriously guys? This is the second best thing you can
say or use as an excuse, the first one being point 1.
Guys, are you so dumb that you think your girl will
buy it? If she can catch you cheating on her, then she is smart enough not to believe these stupid excuses.
Please think of a better excuse next time. Because
this will only lead to your downfall and you might end
up getting slapped, if not because of cheating on her,
then at least for this excuse.


1. “SHE IS LIKE MY SISTER”

This is a funny excuse for sure. By now the girl knows
that her boyfriend deserves a high five in his face.
Sister? Really? Can someone get so mean? Who gets
on the couch or bed with someone ‘like sister’?
Guys, this is a dangerous stunt. You are most likely to
be abused with the worst category of expletives. Yet, it is unfortunate that guys mostly use this excuse to
run away from the situation after getting caught.

WiseUp Guys

You strike me as gay or enemy of progress. This would have been better if he came from a lady. Why snitch on your fellow man?

espionagesavvy:
Pls Dnt buy an iPhone for the child, instead buy him a reading android tab, or even a kindle android tab for reading , that looks cool with some games installed. What does he need an iPhone for, at primary one and he gets an iPhone, then primary six he might request for a wife or an aeroplanr, or even a diamond encrusted Rolex...

Nah... these kids are not idiots. They know what iPhone is and what a kindle tab is. It won't have a negative impact on him as long as he is closely monitored.

I once taught a bunch of kids; they own all these and more - they perform excellently in their studies.

Kid: Dad, can i spend this summer in Canada with my cousins?
Dad: Yes, if you have CGPA of 4.5