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Finally, @Iconicboos someone posted an outfit...that was the point of this thread is to get views of how people would dress for the wedding.

Nomski, you can be a flower girl, but only if you pick out and post a cute dress.

It's in Nigeria, it's not winter like weather, but winter like the time of year New Years...

lol, no Holiday meaning it's around the holiday season i.e. Christmas and New Years

Stop your chatting and get dressed everyone.

I think I want a deep color since it's a winter wedding

Well... it's a holiday wedding. Right around New Year so all my family and friends from abroad will be there.

Here are the rings

Hey everyone,

I've decided to host an imaginary wedding on the Nairaland fashion section. I'll be posting the wedding details. I want you all to post an outfit you would actually wear to a wedding as a wedding guest, not in the bridal party. You can include outfits, shoes, and accessories...

Thanks!

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Woman walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with men. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My lady, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have suitors buzzing all around you."

The woman seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later she returned with the same downtrodden expression on her face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most handsome and wealthy men."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the woman replied. "My husband does."

Gray scale

Foolish

Back to Black

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came a little old man. The son exclaimed, "Ooooh dad, there's one!"

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat woman. The son said, "Hey dad, she's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of heart attacks from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

A couple of fools in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Over 2,000 views...It's a party, it's a party, it's a part-ay!

If it's "too soon" in a relationship for sex, then it's "too soon" for gifts like money, phones, and hair. I don't blame the guy. He's like if we're at this stage where you can ask me for things, then we must have progressed to a stage where sex is acceptable. She probably learned nothing from this situation, but she should learn to respect herself.

I would have reservations about marrying into a family that didn't approve of me, serious reservations. Think about it, these people who hate dislike her will be her children's relations. What if they treat her children with the same carelessness that they treated you? It can be emotionally taxing to be permanently attached to people who don't want you around. Marriage is hard and often takes the love and support of friends and family to get through hard times. The moment you have a fight and run to your mother for advice, she will tell you to abandon your wife (and in a moment of anger you may do it). I know you are upset, but either you get your family on board with the plan or there may be no hope. It's sad, but think about your girlfriend's feelings. An unhappy mother-in-law can make a woman's life a nightmare in ways you probably couldn't imagine.

I love when I get compliments from other women and regularly compliment other women, especially hair and shoes. It feels sincere, which is why I like it.

There was a woman.

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Again, her husband died. And alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Thanks guys, you're right. My guy friends don't interrupt because they "relate" to the guy trying to dance with me. My female friends are usually too busy willingly dancing with other guys. I don't like the way some people dance, so I dance my way by myself.

My house was dirty, so I bought a new one. My maid is on holiday.

It's 2am at the club, drinks with the girls, my favorite song comes on and I get a little wild....then all of a sudden, out of the shadows comes this big, sweaty, smelly man who grabs me! My movements stop. I strain against his grip. My vibe has been killed. And I spend the rest of my favorite song trying to escape his clutches.

This nightmare plays out for me again and again at parties. Ladies, do you pity dance with guys you do want to dance with? How do you escape?

Guys, what's the deal?

My male friends say that I'm rude and make fun of me all the time for rejecting dances. I just want to be respected. I'm actually pretty friendly if you don't cross boundaries too quickly.

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!!

Teacher: "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I need to go over and shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. "

The teacher fainted!!

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Eddie have been scheduled for Friday.

Aww... thank Deejay, I was just having a moment. I feel like we all have things we don't like about ourselves.

I scar very easily. It sucks. I have battle wounds from just being a normal child running, playing...etc.

What's the big deal if I don't wear heels to parties? I'm already tall. Guys still talk to me. No one says anything rude, but my friends can't stand for me to not have heels on when we go out. Drives them mad.

I can only do lips, eyes, and blush. Concealer and foundation are not in my make-up bag or vocabulary. It's sad because I see them do wonders for other people. I didn't actually start wearing make-up until I turned 18, so I'm late I guess...

My hair is natural and shoulder length, but after a heat damage disaster it's frazzled, frizzy, and won't act right. I just recently gave up trying to hide it under a wig. My poor hair...It's been through so much.

I have big feet, so that not only is it hard to find shoes, but the shoes I find are usually painful and cause further foot and ankle problems. Sometimes, I wish I could live life barefoot on the beach.

I have minor acne that never quite goes away, then occasionally I'll get an ugly flair up on my forehead or chin. It's always one, visible, glaring bump that annoys my for days and then vanishes like nothing happened.