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Dnero5:
Guys in d house plz dnt ever love any girl i tird it and i was disappointd.Frm 2day girls don suffer 4my hand if u hv a sis dnt tel her 2cm close 2me cos i go finish her.

lol it happed to every1 of us me 1st hrt break waz terrible i felt lyk dieing, stil find it hard to believe gurls, ever since i dnt fall in l0ve i stroll in l0ve,

me w0nt denie hav spent on gurls buh not foolishly lyk s0m guyz do. hehe i jus laff wen i c dem dude tryin ta impress dem chik,

mehn d s3x gland is so far off u hav to appease the shoe gland and impluse gland,

Kunbee:
Im not cute at all but am presentable are you rich

lol i tink my inlaw shud be askin dat (ur popsy) lol just ok 2 lyk ur rightly said am presentable oso

daewoo2010:
@lovechild
Speakin metaphorically!

lets not get figurative it jus s0m funny phrase i.e speaking j0kingly,

daewoo2010:
A little chubby,not fat,dark,6ft n above.not too cute,don't wnt dem gurls to follow him lyk flies on shyt.

lol if ur guy luks lyk shyt, i tink they will pech and fly round him,

itz realy funny but true.

@kunbee am n0t fine at all but wil stil hav eyes 4u even if u luk lyk dat waiting 60 yrs old w0man .lol my turn, are u cute,

@kunbee , Me dnt no if am tall but 4 sure i am taller dan u, May be we shud swap pic w0ndnt mind seeing if u cute also,

i jus h0oked up wit diz gurl nd she visited my crib we gisted and kip stareing at each othrs face it g0t to a p0int i t0ld her y is she so beautiful and she said she wasnt beautiful but ugly nd i t0ld her i waz even tired of beautiful gurlz cos they only get u hurt and hrt broken then she laffed and l0oked away and later stare bak i felt s0mtin burnin inside of me. and m0ment later i tried kissin her but went 4 her cheek. waz diz d perfect m0ment 4a kiss.

i get so bewilderd y gurls are so unpredictable and unable to comprehend d m0re u tend to understand them d m0re u get c0nfused, i use baby and jokinly d sugar in tea nd bread funi it stil works does dis means she hate it too,

Kunbee:
But i never said i was looking for any perfect person

so wat ch0ice of men do u lyk hope ur not so choicy me am kinda slim but u no he dat is in me is greater than he dat is in d world. , hehe

Quotes from kunbee , Wat did i do, Nufin jare jus no guy is perfect.We can only try 2b. Perfect

As they say one route doesnt enter d market. Me cud put up much swagg and she feels it y0u. Cud b dis funny guy she digs it. You cud b dis rich guy she stil digs it. So use wat u hav to get wat u want. If u b fineb0i no dull ur self. If u get swit m0uf. N0tin do u. If u get evertin which i doubth ur m0uthed,

dude dnt be childish we did al dat blind calls and txt gon at d days 2 top it up she drives a car dnt see y u cant st0p her on d road nd u just waisted an opportunity seeing her at d super market. just get her ful attention al u nid is c0nfidence and much swagg dat if u got it. much guyz are g0na b scared wit wat she had put up i min beauty,d ride e.t.c but she g0na b amazed like wat c0urage or boldness does this guy hav. i believe u cud date any gurl wit little or less cash. datz d fun of it. am done. jus up ur game. they dont sell diz kinda advice in sh0prite,

Quotes from rokiatu, They will commit if you are the 'one'.
rokiatu - I LOVE YOUR THINKING! Women
make it too easy for men to misbehave
themselves! If women collaborate and deny
them intimacy, by-force by-force they will
behave like prince charming. The world will be
a better place , Nigerian women and this their stupid tinking y do they just wana make life hard and difficult 4d guyz

lol kunbee at sisty,

d mood is rite d groove is rite jus dnt no wat u discussing ab0ut. just sipin henessey wit biscuits,

hmm so scared of heart brk can i ever love whole heartedly

Abeg e women aint w0rth it at all. Guys learn 4rm experience i waz lyk diz nice,careing ,c0ol guy. I alm0st turn mayee, maga don pay na g0d save me. I support d women are different part.i min compare their Counterpart white gurl to 9ja gurl. With white gurlz theres this aura of tenderness,l0ve etc but 9ja gurl are over ambicious they dont deserve 2much l0ving.

Quote by Firedancer ,
Only if u had seen this guy u ll kn0w what am talking ab0ut, seriously the guy fUGLY die. With massive tummy u wont understand ,
,we understand 2me seem u b0th h0oked up in a j0int or club. Nd it still baffle's me y u gav mr big tummy a chance. D man say's his g0d gift to women. So wat 2u dat gift is only fit 4d trash. Itz d same gurls feels very high i min 2 fly. Imagin using strol to drink table water. Gurls wil n0t kil me,

I'll base my points on biblical reference or bible quotation .the bible says my people perish bc0s they lack knowledge.This menis has been plaguing nigerians 4so l0ng expecially this L0RD CH0OSHING people, Past0r Chris and some other upc0ming churches 'Brain washing' they act like muppet past0r says do diz. I must do it, do dat .i must do dat. Not 4getin d l0rd gave us free will. I wont b suprise to see ur boyfrend in hell cos to God all sins are equal and it diz sam bible dat says all hav sined and c0m short of thy glory it only by his grace we are save, i min we are in d new age and we shud pratice new testerment n0t old one's l0ve ur neigbh0ur as ur self. Definitly ur n0t harming him by havin sex besidez he might be impotent hideing under d guise of christianity.my advice Use ur head flow ur heart sister. Let me hear u say ha han ha han,

Abeg no oppress us slim guy i min being tin no b disease am only watching my weight, I only laugh wen i see guys tryin had liftin weight to bulid them muscle. They only end up being my mayguard or b0dyguard .Gurls hav changed or ev0lved they like men wit big tummy and fat pocket. Let me hear u say han ha han ha,

Abeg no oppress us slim guy i min being tin no b disease am only watching my weight, I only laugh wen i see guys tryin had liftin weight to bulid them muscle. They only end up being my mayguard or b0dyguard .Gurls hav changed or ev0lved they like men wit big tummy and fat pocket. Let me hear u say han ha han ha,

Rhymz or wateva u just dnt get it do u. U seem niave and inexprience 2me. Dnt see wat p0int ur driving at. Every1 kno's where theres h0ney. Ant will go. But gurls are unpredictable wat works for A might not w0rk for B. So ur rules are just mere guide line's to me , U just play d right cards and d game is ur's .whala, do u stil nid s0m sk0olin, Let me yeah u say, Han ha han ha.

Lol real str0ng tin.

Lol real str0ng tin.