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This means war oh!

Make up was made with light people in mind so it fits white better.

Its the price for fame she should deal with it even tiwa savage got fcck by don jazzy so its not new.

#IstandWithMourinho

Online businesses were originally measured by how much they sold. Makes sense, right? That's how economics is taught. But today, the largest online companies depend on an "economy of likes" to make money, says media theorist Douglas Rushkoff. Valuations for companies like Facebook depend largely on their user base, he says, rather than their actual profits. An interesting case in point is Jay-Z's partnership with Samsung. When the technology company gave away one million copies of the rapper's album Magna Carta Holy Grail on users' phones, paying Jay-Z $5 million, they weren't really purchasing his music — they were purchasing this fan base (and installing spyware on their phones via the album download). The attraction of this business model to investors is that the ability to measure consumer behavior directly, via spyware or "likes," is meant to replace traditional modes of advertising. But when everyone is an advertising company, asks Rushkoff, what happens to the real economy? Indeed companies who are extracting huge profits from society without giving us something tangible in return, like razorblades or bananas, are harming the real economy. Business should benefit society directly, not indirectly, as when billionaires donate their absurd wealth to our schools. That's a robber baron society. We just want a society.

Leriebloom:
Aww. That's cool. Had a Frnd in Obs too. Jennifer. Anyways how is otupko like?

Otupko be treating me fine it like d less expensive version of markudi its synonymous to ikeja and Island although I live in d GRA here too the drawback is all d pretty gurls were posted to tiv land. Wonder when u will pay me a Visit here.

Leriebloom nice one wanunne was quite an experience also served in benue was Djay Obs but was posted to otupko don't kno why all the cute gurls get posted to markudi

$100 a month I tot only white men dey pay maga money.

Only money can motivate an 18 year old to marry some one almost twice her age and not Love I played football I was one of best playa in skool , I trained and played every morning and evening in all those kinda mariakana fields in ajegunle yet no 18years go marry me.

Lol this O.P na mogbo moya anyways I recall vividly when I was in skool I was fortunate enough to wear a cream colored native wear which was the colour picked for the wedding event as boiz come dey hungry now towards exam period we just enter the wedding field and they believed I was invited I even started ordering food and wine form the serving table and the serving boys just dey obey yes sir sorry sir. A day to remember we had our fills!!

Now then does suffering has another meaning because during the last era it was suffering and smiling but now boys no smile oo0h..

Now I have no issue against subsidy removal but what are the plans set in motion to cushion or counteract the effect of the increase to the masses this hardship is too much I kno longer sleep or think without see myself in one snow filled country.

The world we know it is coming to an end technology and advancement all got a price to pay.

Naijasinglegirl:
In the 1st week of NYSC camp, I shyed away from participating in my platoon activities so I was always seated in one corner when they had a meeting or rehearsal.
There was a guy that was always coming to sit with me. I can’t even remember how we started our first conversation but later, I would nickname him as ‘The fearfully made gigolo’.

He said I’m a ‘Big Girl’
One day, he asked for my phone so he could look through my pictures and I gave him my iPhone4.
He said, ‘Hmmm…you are a big girl. I can count the number of people using apple products in this camp.”
While he was flipping through my photos, he paused to ask questions on one grey coloured bag I held.
Truth is, the bag is designers but I bless the day I found it in the bottom of an okrika bags bail in PH’s Oil Mil market. The seller who didn’t know it’s worth sold ‘the birkini bag‘ for 1K and it’s been one of my top secret to this day.
Gigolo asked how much I bought it and I said it was a gift. He said the bag looked really expensive and he liked girls that had quality taste.
Aside that, a friend of mine gifted me an original rayban glasses which I wore everywhere in NYSC camp so the gigolo probably thought I had all the qualities of a good prey.

He investigated my pockets
Then he started probing at every little opportunity he got.
-What does my parents do?
-Where are my family?
-Am I in a relationship?
-Have I travelled out before?
-Where am I spending the next Christmas?

I said Calabar. I wanted to see the carnival. He said he wanted the same too but he didn’t know where to stay. He asked if he could stay wherever I am staying. I told him there are hotels. He said he doesn’t like hotels except I invite him and sponsor his trip to Calabar. OLE!!!


[b]
[/b]He ate my money in camp
Every time I bought snacks from a hawker whenever he was with me, I always made sure I bought for him cos I am not the type to eat alone.
Once, I was having lunch in maami market when the fearfully made gigolo passed by. He said, “Shebi you are eating without me.”
I asked him to join me.
Honestly, up to this day, even the gods have not forgiven him for what he ordered. He ate as if he just got done with a 21-day fasting. Of course, I was the one that had birkini bag, Rayban glasses, Apple iPhone and apple hair cream so I wouldn’t blame him. If I was not carrying my NYSC camp savings in my waist bag, I would have probably washed plates at Maami market.
Guess what he said when I was pulling out money to pay the bills.
“I’m so mad at you for not representing our platoon in Miss NYSC. Like you don’t know you are one of the finest girls in this camp.”
And the thing with me is, once somebody calls me a fine girl. I start asking stupid questions like, “Are you sure you are okay with food you had?”

He wouldn’t stop eating my money
Gigolo would borrow my phone to call for a minute and call for 5 minutes. He would say, “NSG inserts name, do you have 200 naira there?” And N200 debts I never got back kept piling.
Then the scales began to fall off my eyes…
When I was queuing for my first allowance in camp, gigolo happened to pass by and I stylishly sneaked out from the queue cos I knew my own had finished if he knew my account balance was being topped up. Only God knows what he did with his own money.
Even after I got the money, I went to give myself a treat at the sharwarma and chicken stall a day after when I saw the gigolo passing by. I quickly ran and hid behind the stall, rebuking and speaking in tongues.

After NYSC Camp
As God would have it, gigolo was posted inside a forest, far from civilisation while I was taken to the state capital, meaning, NYSC helped me get rid of him!
As the devil would have it, I ran into gigolo 5 months after at the state secretariat, looking starved as if he had just been released from Panti Prison.
Gigolo said he missed me.


Then he said he had a CIM seminar the next day and there was nowhere for him to stay the night. When I could no longer stand the nagging, I said “Gigolo (inserts gigolo’s name) my house is open.”
I gave him an address and he promised to come by at 7PM.
Once I got home, I took my pot of chicken I had been saving for Sunday stew and hid it in my neighbour house. I took down everything that made it appear like I lived flamboyantly and hung my machete I kept for security purposes on the wall. When I was satisfied with the primitive look of my house, I sat outside and waited for him.


The first thing gigolo mentioned when he got into my self contained apartment was hunger.
He even had the guts to start opening my pots.
Thank God all of them were empty and the look of disappointment on his face gave me multiple orgasms.
I excused him to buy indomie at the next streets. He offered to follow me. The seller said no indomie so I bought 3 packets of chikki noodles.
He said, “Is that all you are getting?”
I said, “Yes!!!”
He said, “So no eggs, sardine or drink?”



“I said, “No money. This is all I can afford”

As we strolled home, he took off his phone headset and Celine Dion’s “My heart will go on” was playing loudly on his phone.
Who does that mehnnn??
I told him to please use his headset before someone sees us and think we are dating!

He wanted to eat my body
Later, both of us were sitting on my mattress and watching my bad stove struggle to cook 3 packets of chikki. The wick of my stove was bad, burning like a candle and for chikki noddles water to boil was wahala. Even camel pomo does not take that long to cook. The hungry gigolo and his intestines were just twisting and turning at me.
I had to drain the water, mixed the spices and serve him the soaked soggy noddles.
I avoided eye contact with him while he ate cos I felt kinda bad. But he didn’t complain cos he thought he had a bigger dish to eat that night.

So gigolo finished bathing, wore danshiki, sprayed perfume and laid on the mattress.
Me, I went to the bathroom after him but emerged in the sort of heavy clothing they wear at Castle Black in Game of Thrones.
Gigolo was disappointed, I think.
When I laid down, Gigolo was staring at me seductively.
Since it was only ‘staring’, I kept my composure. He now started biting his lips in an awkward way thinking it was romantic. I started getting very angry cos he was looking more and more ugly as he did that. Then he suddenly drew closer and stroke my chin with his palm. I could not stomach it anymore!
I gave him a piece of mind and while I did, I never took my eyes off my machete on the wall.
He called me a freak and went to bed quietly. The following morning, he was frowning and wouldn’t even respond to my good morning.
I knew that was the end of us but I didn’t delete his number. I just renamed it to ‘The fearfully made gigolo’


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/experience-fearfully-made-gigolo/

Lol this is what u get when the grandma of one of ur eX boyfriend that u eat his money is at his back.
Dem just dey start with you!!!

Mine was this tanzania girl on kobrawap it was like love made in heaven.

She's endowed her Flat tummy killed the whole thing. Next thing is her picture been used for scam on facebook guys be careful

All lies Am yet to see this gurls picture on stage when she backed up .

CACAWA:
If this story is true, then I have a question.

According to the picture above, the Oba of Benin was newly installed meaning his predecessor had just died, and the Ooni of Ife died the next year.

In 2015 also, a new Ooni of Ife was installed and the Oba of Benin died about same time.

Also, this Ooni of Ife has married a Benin woman....hmmmm


Something tells me that the Oba of Benin is the ab_OBA_ku of the Ooni of Ife.

Especially when you recall that the reward for an abobaku is that he must also enjoy life like the King.

Dix dude is a smoker seems very true

iykenathan162:
broke guys mentality, pray God pick yr call and enjoy yourself before u die.

Lol I have been privileged to have buffet dinner with senators and ride along convoys of honorables in dis nigeria nd I still stand to tell u that in d long run it all invain.

all is vanity he doesn't take any to wherever in afterlife I don't just want to be rich I want my name to b remembered for generations.

Lol Peugeot. 505. Even toyota illux is no mate for this car na the normal loading for this car b dix mak FRSC free the car joor

Yoruba + hausa always making things happen since 1960 Igbo can go and juump inside Lagoon .

Am currently Serving in benue otupko orange is close to free I don't even buy it grows in most compond and waste the land is really blessed yet they have little water to top the whole matter NEPA doesn't take the light there is constant light 24 hrs

DJBIGGY:
Out of all the fake things women wear today, i have been waiting for the day i would see pictures of fake vagina. Now it has become a reality.


Women now wear fake ones to make its lips look fatter than it looks. Wetin man no go see for this world again?

See it below:

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/01/see-fake-vajayjay-lips-women-now-wear.html

My Broda watin guyman no go ever see !!! Everything is film trick till u get underneath and see for ur self

ijustdey:
* Says he’ll appear in court when he’s ready




http://thenationonlineng.net/i-will-not-wage-war-against-fg-tompolo/

Lol when u consult the oracle and he say there is doom if you go to war with FG !!!

cruzita:
the heart of men is truly wicked

kindly add the prefix : WO to the Men the heart of WOmen thank you.

Gaborone:
How much help would google render when you come face to face with tough Maths or the theory section of English.

Though crafty, it shows creativity nonetheless. I feel though, that this would only be of help to someone who is already an average student at least.

I doubted till I met a course mate in 300L back then we solved maths 301 303 and GNS exam using Google. My dear Google answeret all things.

The Evil that men do live after them!!! all this some day when ur a star will become a scandal against U

7men Gang Rape her Why ?? IS she Cherokee D ass. abegi !!

LoL when CoWbell decides to disgrace u!!

The Bois are chilling in Mami , drinking the pami, fine gurls fine like mami !!! Mhen Block C 2 is the bomb we making it happen am D.J Wallycool aka Wcee OBS dj for stream 2 15B camp as been nice so far.