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Hmmmm....Death is peaceful ☮️....Put that man in the ground already. His ancestors are waiting.

darediamond:
Feel no pain Man!!

Shut up fool.

Prince1759:
Your mama need go mountain for your sake.

I can see you don't have other important things to do in life than chase Love. It is you that needs to free yourself from your delusions.

CatchMeIfUCanMO:
He said a man and not a boy.

I wish you can say that to my face. Oh! I forgot. Can you even look into my eyes Dumbass? I know it's been a while you've been in the hospital.

More than 6 have been introduced and I ain't settle. How bout that?

Them go soon start to pursue us comot for house now. Normally, we no deserve anything.

What a Time! I just rejected someone 2 days ago. Don't listen to none of that sheet...It always never end well.

MrCork:

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Salewa97:
Tinubu is not the cause of hardship; he's just the man at the helm during a complex time. The issues of unemployment and rising prices didn't start with him. Let’s be honest, every administration faces its challenges. Instead of begging for deliverance, we should focus on constructive dialogue and hold leaders accountable while supporting initiatives that uplift the people. Change requires collective effort, not just protests!

Hehehehehehe.....You must be a Clown. Do you have a green nose?

Go and join the protest idiot.

F**k the presidency. They are Gaddam Useless and inconsiderate. We pay as much as 200% increase for stuff and they thinking that's okay.

jeromestarks:
Truth be told. Single mothers are nice.
One of my neighbors left his young and beautiful girlfriend for a single mother. He literally broke up with the girl and married a single mother who works as a cleaning in a university here in Abia.
I have a couple of single mothers at my disposal too and I must tell you, the are nice (at least, for now).
Check out their character profile:



Single mother 1
26 yrs old
Has one son. 7 yr old.
Calls me every evening.
Sends me little cash whenever I ask.
Always ready to offer me sex at anywhere, any point.
Submissive to the core.
Pretty with flat tummy.


Single mother 2
30 yrs old.
Has two boys , 6 & 8 yrs old.
Visits regularly but doesn't call always.
Always ready to offer sex too.
Comes with food sometimes.
Submissive to the core.


Single mother 3
22 years old.
Submissive.
Calls and chat me up regularly.
Caring.
Ready to give any kind of sex style and mouth action.
Not demanding.
She once said "all I want is your love".
She's a very gentle soul.




I have never met a single mother with headache or with shakara. They are always very nice until....
Well, you know na.



Why are single mothers always nice.

I hope you have a full supply of Handkerchief at home before you enter this relationship

Y'all Stop saving single mothers or buy Bundles of Handkerchief before saving them. 🤮🤮🤮

That's your choice to make.

dominique:
Where is the I smell lies meme when you need one? Only her is lazy, dirty, can't cook, doesn't brush, wants you to marry her and take responsibility of her child at the same time posting her baby daddy and flirting with your friend. Even superstory will reject this script

It's a true story.

Sapasenator:
I agree with op, men avoid single ladies at all cost, in all you do, please go for the married ladies, they are better than single ladies. OP kudos, nice message.

You're high on cocaine

RealityKings:
She's yet to tell you her child's school fee is troubling her and she wants to pay rent also... Just wait for 1 more week, you'll see

She tell me make we do Couples wear for Ileya, both of us. Lol, then I'd do another baby own for her Baby 😅😅😅😅😅😅

I swear I couldn't process that word correctly....I swear for her immediately "Ogun day Kee you" 😅😅

GanagiBitrus:
OP, but the attributes you listed are not peculiar to Single Mothers alone.

Yes but this is really awful.

Blitzking:
A young man in his mid 20 is planning to marry a single mother am shocked cos this guy has a lot of prospect..she got pregnant by her ex boyfriend when she was in 200level..I just concluded dem no dey tell person..he will learn in the job.

Make he buy enough handkerchief before e enter the relationship. 😅😅😅

phintohlar:
Who made them single mothers please... But this one wey you jam so na agbako o,so when you're praying always include it in your prayers not to jam agboko

Lol.

MrCork:
^^^^story
brother..You dont like women?

I do but I can't cope with her. There's so much differences.

Jennyclay:
You nonsense men are the reason we have single mothers. You can’t be part of the problem and condemn the consequences

As long as you're a fornicator on this thread, you have no right to talk down on single mothers.

The only people allowed to throw the first stone are those who don't fornicate because the women became single mothers through fornication.

Some were even raped by you foolish men

Dumb arse! Did I mention rape?

No matter how PATHETIC a single mother story is, except if her husband is dead (and by that, I mean you use your koro koro eyes see the obituary poster);

DO NOT START A FAMILY THAT'S OF ANOTHER MAN'S MAKING, YOU WILL REGRET......

Note: I'm not referring to all Single Mothers tho but This desperation to provide for their kids is the reason why they'll almost never love you, no matter what you do.

Any small fights like this, them go post for WhatsApp "My Baby, My World".

I met a single mother lately, we met in a public space and exchanged contact and after some weeks, I invited her in (without her kid)...

RED FLAGS:
Look at my observations in just 1 week of living-in.

1. She has so many guys on her list that she's trying to convert to her SUPER-MAN. infact in just one week, she's started telling me about how I will take both her and her daughter in Marriage. Lol.

2. She told me severally about how she likes to take my night pyjamas, t shirt, jackets, shoes, sneakers, perfume and the only thing she don't wanna take is my life.

3. She doesn't know how to cook even indomie, doesn't contribute to the house, eats ways too much and extremely dirty... She's the type that wants to kiss every now and then but don't brush until 12pm noon (me I day avoid all those kiss like mad)....I really tire before her stay expired.

4. She does not have one single cloth that is longer than her lap. She's always dressing bitchy, because her mom is the keeper of the child.

5. Immediately I showed signs that I'll never marry a lady with kid(s), she posted her so called "Baby Daddy" that she hates with all her life with love emoji.

6. This lady will swear with all her life that she doesn't beg from men but you'll never see her working.

7. I visited my rich friend and guess what, this lady wooed my friend right in front of me, she asked for his number herself and arranged for a one-night stand of which I played along...My friend had his share and we let her into the streets that she belong.

Next time you wanna be a Superman, make sure you're saving your Gees because Hoes don't wanna be saved....Avoid single mothers like plague, they are a time bomb. Ewwww😤😤🤫

Lalami3232:
Yes I will buy it!!! Do you know why?
It's better I waste my hard earned 10M on a NEW product than wasting it on marrying a non-virgin a.k.a borehole wey several people don chop tire. Do you know the number of people that had used that your non-virgin partner before you chose to privatize?
Anyways, I will gladly buy this one rather than going for a Nigerian used product
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

U1:
OP, I really don't have an idea to share. I was only curious.

But I'd like to warn you not to give money you cannot afford to lose to anyone in the name of investment. The best investment is in yourself.

You may only use whatever idea or advice you get as leverage.

🙏🏾

I am Sam (Not my real name), I had access to one big money then, through hard work. It's exactly 18Million Naira. I got paid for a service that I'll not explain here.

That money is now at 1.2 Million, I'm afraid of not having something substantial before this money finishes.

How I lived: Didn't buy a car, I bought a land but was scammed. I spent a lot on that land before issues came up and I eventually lost it all.

I invested in a lot of self development programmes like learning IT programs and Tailoring and sponsor myself for a B's.c programme, I'm still in school right now.

I have started a buying and selling business lately, I have no sales experience. Pls is 1 Million enough to make a lot. Kindly advice!!!!

Sales professional, pls help me, I don't want to fail, I'm humble before everyone.

Except you're SUPERMAN, stop trying to save everyone.

OboOlora:
Pure dedication and love for God.

Oledepo needs to emulate this man and stop driving around town with DSS, MOPOL and Soldier many enough to protect a village in Enugu

🤣🤣🤣🤣Obo....You day Crays o.

JASONjnr:
You will still make money if your price is accomodating and not comparably high.

N600 is high please.
600*12= 7,200

You make 7K from a dosen of Nivea.

Don't even get to me on your shop rent and transportations.. But try to reduce the price bikonu!

Ok I hear you Jason.

Peak11:
Apart from Nivea, what other reliable brand of roll on do we have in Nigeria market?

Right from time, I use Nivea products. I cannot really tell you any other brands cos I've not really used them.

JASONjnr:
But you're selling at N1,500 from N900 and you're pointing fingers to people selling at N2,000...

Isn't it greedy that you added N600 to the cost price?

This is why consumer protection should be scrapped out as they're absolutely useless.

I am in business to make Money but you should realize that I put my Customers first by Selling at N1,500 in a neighborhood where others sell for 2k.

Can you imagine? All these greedy retailers are not doing this country any good....

I visited a store today selling these Roll on for 2k.😐😐 Just Roll on o. I actually went there to confirm their price because I sell it for N1,500 in my own store.

I of course buy at an wholesale price of (12units at N10,800), that's an estimated unit cost of N900.

It is PURE GREED to add N1,100 to a Single Unit of Roll on, make sure to negotiate for a Good price when you buy these products.

☮️

2 weeks later. You don't feel that vibe again.