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Not the best time to answer "Emmanuel" in Nigeria.

Domaining101:
This one sef go soon die

And death do not strike according to your age or any other criteria. Even you may die before dusk.

Maybe your household Sir. Make una kuku send out Government assassins abi wetin be this?

I'm loyal to Nigeria and if any Politician is worthy of my Loyalty, I'll give them.

God Bless Nigeria and nowhere else.

Act Broke always...Shawty will choose to stay or leave anyways.

Ogiame:
Benjamin, also known as “killerboi”



Most girls are actually DUMB and foolish when it comes to making a sound decision in choosing their partners.


I believe that was not the first time he was abusing her physically, BUT because Gbola sweet and crypto money dey enter, she choose to remain in the hands of “KILLERBOY” hoping he will change for the good.

Now, see her lying 6ft below, dreams shattered, unfulfilled ambition and plans for the future buried with her.

As for the mom, make I nor talk.

Everybody dies. No matter what.

Af0nja:
I swear oki

I no get time for excuses oh, na every two hours I go bath to keep me cool because I can't stand this heat

In this economy?Eva soap na 400 o....Where you day get money from?

Colson:
A beautiful woman would never toast you.

Total lie. Any human can develop an obsession for another irrespective of physical features, age or caliber.

aguluobi:
May you not die from lies.

Which part of Ajah do you stay that fire outbreak happens yearly ?!

This will be my 13 year of not more here n I never heard about fire in any Ajah market

Ajah market that is just a stone throw from Scheme 2 where I stay.

You be mumu....That place is called "Pump n Sell".......I stay at Owode, Langbasa, There's a Landmark at the bus stop; Redeemed Church LP 43.

It happens once yearly. I stay at Ajah.

pharmagba:
No.
Although I didn't vote for him. I have come to be for him 100%.
The only man who understands what it is to Birth nationhood.
All his steps are in order, but the enemies of Nigeria are fighting with all they have stolen. Fighting him on all fronts. From his certificate to the supreme Court. Now using the money they have stolen and insecurity to fight Nigeria just to rubbish him.
God pass them.
Nigeria will emerge victorious.

You're not Sane.

Wealth can only be acquired through hard work. Go and meet your ancestors. It's time.

Ever8090:
E hard ooo....but who get mind dey pay him fellow human being 25k for this Nigeria wey we dey soo?....people wicked shaa

What if he was paying 30 people same every month? Don't talk like you don't know the reality of today.

When I drank Jameson 😁😁😁😁....As a smoker, I realized how much alcohol is not only useless but expensive. Buy Chelsea or Seaman, it's the same fuckeen sheet.

FunnyDude:
Seriously bro. No one is ready to help but just to receive . Can't reinvest back into the biz that's keeping the cash flow healthy due to endless request.

Lock yourself up in a safe place for 3 months, if possible, change your environment, reassess your relationship with people and remove thee that serves no purpose in your life. Open Quora app and keep strengthening yourself emotionally and mentally until you get back outside. Do not just read, put all your thoughts that's feasible into action, don't relent. Put your life in order and most importantly, change your sim card. You owe nobody anything and he who does not take care of themselves cannot take care of another.

If you don't plant something, it will never grow. You have the ability to change your life, No Superman is coming to do that for you.

Wow! No wonder this girl can't leave me alone too.

She said I'm not her type online (FB) but she can't stop disturbing my number offline.

Samantha124:
The weirdest thing must be when my cat brought me this big lizard and it was still alive.

Immediately I screamed, the cat let go of the lizard and it ran into the other room.

My mom was like one day this cat of yours is gonna bring you a live snake..

Cats are very funny. It will do "Meow" for you to come and eat the lizard with it.

tonykester:


This is Peter, He can work 💻📱 anywhere remotely in Nigeria, earn dollars 💰💰 and charge 🔋🔋all his devices (Laptop, phone , routers ,printers , speakers , projectors) for hours with his powerstation simultaneously.

Peter is smart, he doesn't need to worry about fuel price, 🚀🚀 fuel scarcity and long queues.

Be like peter 😎😎

Call or WhatsApp for more info 📲📞📞

How much is the stuff?

This year. I've Told God something:

"I ain't gonna regret every dime I spend on myself no matter what I use it for".

I can't get myself to stop smoking. Even though it bleeps my confidence up and I've tried a Million times.

Sometimes, you get so high that you're short of saliva, being involved in social situations in that context is crazy.

MasterShifu010:
Still don’t know how to play snooker

Let's hangout bro! Can teach you in a day. It's all fun. I'm in Lagos.

I can relate to this.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

Gun is such a beautiful weapon if you ask me.

Because I live single no matter what relationship I'm in.

Broke girls don't need "Relationship". They need a job.

englishmart:
I met a lady some months ago at a fast food vendor (mai shayi spot) She was ordering tea and bread. When she got her orders, she took them and sat close to the table where I was downloading a meal of Noodles and fried eggs. We exchanged quick glances and then greetings.

To cut the story short, after her meal, she paid #250 which was the cost of what she had. I had to wait till she paid before initiating any further conversation. I ended up getting her number that night and we started speaking frequently. As time whisked by, we started dating.

Few days into the relationship, she complained about her cream, that she needed to replace her finished cream and it was worth #3500. We're still testing the microphone and you're already acting extortionate? No problem. I gave her 2.5k, and asked that she should make it up. I didn't want to start what I couldn't finish, so I was careful with taking up her responsibilities.

She grudgingly took the 2.5k and merely appreciated it. Lol.
In about a week's time, she visited, and as usual was Hungry. She said she wanted jollof rice. I had rice and ingredients, all she needed was fish, meat, or so. So I gave her 2k in cash to get meat, fish, or both. She rejected the money that it was too small. She ended up having noodles and fried eggs. While she was leaving she told me she liked my perfume, and didn't even wait for permission before throwing it into her bag. I wasn't okay with that, but I shrugged it off.


She visited at night on Friday to leave the next day.
In the morning of Saturday, as she was about leaving, she said she was hungry and needed something for breakfast. I had just bought bread and some groceries on Friday. I'm talking about an expensive bread, a quality that she 99% probably hasn't tasted. (and I don't mean this spitefully)
I showed her the tin of milk and milo on the table and asked her to make tea and eat. She refused, claiming she won't enjoy the tea and bread without egg. I persuaded her to manage it like that, that the bread itself was rich and eggs were an unnecessary luxury. She refused to bend and insisted no eggs, no breakfast of tea and bread.
"Okay, no problem, go and buy the eggs"
"With which money? Did you give me any money?" she replied.
Like Seriously?
You want to enjoy luxury that you can't afford? You should have just said you needed food and not a relationship.
You don't think you need a job not a man? I reminded her where and how I met her, how she was eating agege bread and watery tea, one that would fail for Nigerian prisons standard. Now she's suddenly classy

How does it make you feel to put your welfare at the mercies of a fellow adult, when you, as an adult are not handicapped? How do you expect any form of respect when you can't take care of yourself without desperately needing to be in one scamlationship or another?

She flared up and started ranting, saying stuff like "didn't you know you couldn't take care of me before you approached me?" I did my best to calm her down before she pulled down my apartment. When she calmed after ceaseless vituperations and vitriols, I told her the relationship wouldn't survive another hour.
We broke up immediately. Now she's screaming" men are scum" all over WhatsApp and Facebook. That was before I blocked the needy.

I'm not gonna continue. Before we met, you were living, so go on.

These leeches are everywhere. So did I meet a devil then, She's Yoruba but afraid to speak Yoruba so she don't look local (Yoruba is still the best language in this world), Yoruba girl say she no day eat Plantain, Egg and Beans but the day I met her she bought all these things, guess she forgot.

Idiots don day move my things small small in just Few months.

Jagabanfromcali:
You are a Muslim right and am sure an aboki, oh lord of creation we can’t question u but why ?

I'm an Ifa worshipper. Yoruba.

Wow! Looks like a video game. I really love it when Humans get murdered (The Bad Ones). I wish I killed them all.

chigoziri2403:
The veins on her hands can assist Globacom in laying 5G fiber optics cables

Was that not how she was created? Does that mean you have no flaws?

Family & Friends will do you more harm than strangers. Be on the lookout.

That's what you get in life.

People that needs you everyday to "survive" their miserable life will still tell you "your neck is long". Forgetting how you go out of your way to help them.

Me sef slim and I no day help any fool again, na healthy food I day use my money chop now, make God help anybody way need help. Nobody day look my side when I need help.

BTW, that beech no deserve even N50. That's an ungrateful idiot there. Make una stop to day dash them money.