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Christianity EtcRe: Find Any Three Of These Words In The Scripture And Win $100,000 – Reno by LtChisom: 2:11pm On Sep 24, 2023
mAskA78:
may God curse you .
May Allahu ta,ala feed to the worst hell.
You an infidel and will continue to duel in your infidelity.
Stop emailing me you Islamic terrorist, I stay at Aba Abia state, you can come there to take my head as instructed by your piglet smelly allah.
Islam is a form of mental illness.
Christianity EtcRe: Find Any Three Of These Words In The Scripture And Win $100,000 – Reno by LtChisom: 2:05pm On Sep 24, 2023
ojobek:
You are making mistake,Islamic religion is guideded by both Qur'an and Hadith of holy prophet (Hadith means deeds and saying of the Holy prophet), unlike Bible that is lumps together.Dont forget that Qur'an is reveal to the prophet while Bible is writing by inspiration as it been claimed.
Which qoran was revealed?
Its like same opium hallucinations that garbled the senses of the Medina cave man is still ravaging you people.

Your quoran is just a copy copy hallucination induced by opium and hunger frim the bible to give Islam some validations and legitimacy. So if bible was lumped, how is it that you people are now claiming that the person Jesus said will be sent when going to heaven is mohammed?
mohammed that first started sugar mummy by fornicating woth a woman old enough to be his grandma just cos of money, later on marrying an 8 year old Aisha introducing paedophilia, Islam is a form of mental illness.
Christianity EtcRe: Find Any Three Of These Words In The Scripture And Win $100,000 – Reno by LtChisom: 1:58pm On Sep 24, 2023
mAskA78:
may God curse you .
May Allahu ta,ala feed to the worst hell.
You an infidel and will continue to duel in your infidelity.
Prophet mohammed is already burning in hell with shrieked testicles.
May thunder fire you and your piglet allah.
Your worthless meaningless prophet married an 8 year old and was penising the innocent Aisha without knowing the papa sold her without a womb for her not to give him a future, no wonder immediately your pig prophet died Ali and his sons were almost massacred because of succession, Aisha people Sunni, prophet daughter people shit, confused mofos.
Thank God zaynab used rat poison in a lamb meat to kpai your prophet when he was about raping the widow he killed the husband because of kpekus.
HealthRe: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by LtChisom: 9:07am On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.
read about lactose intolerance, I experience same too.
Our git can't make enough lactase to digest the lactose in milk, hence the bacteria and co in the git feed on them releasing most of those gas, it also unbalances the water in your large intestine hence the severe toileting.

there is no cure, as we grow out of infancy and adopt other food apart from breast milk, our body starts to lose the ability to synthesize the enzyme lactase since he won't be needing it but I feel our body is telling us that adults ain't suppose to be taking milk.
Milk is meant for infant feeding.
HealthRe: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by LtChisom: 9:04am On Sep 24, 2023
UG
Christianity EtcRe: Find Any Three Of These Words In The Scripture And Win $100,000 – Reno by LtChisom: 9:04am On Sep 24, 2023
fk002:
Instead of calling him names, why not prove him wrong by bringing out what he asked.

Insult can't cover lies
But wasn't the body of dead prophet mohammed exhumed by pigs and they ate his petrified body? isn't a sign he is cursed?
PoliticsRe: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by LtChisom: 8:56am On Sep 24, 2023
omooba74:
I shouldn't have dignified u with a reply but curious to say you need to retract this statements of yours and repent cos nemesis is real,you can just say rubbish on prophet of God and go scot free...
Your prophet swore that if he is a fake prophet let God tear out part of his heart, please in all honesty before he died, wasn't he complaining of heartache?
He is no prophet of God, maybe of the demon Dog allah who introduced terrorism, paedophilia, etc to this planet.

imagine a religion where the father in law of your prophet goes to murder the household of the daughter of your prophet just to take ovcarr From your so called prophet. But he denied giving the prophet paper and writing materials to put down his successor on his dieing bed.
Why didn't any of your prophets sons survive to adulthood? THEY all died mysteriously.

What other evidence do you need to confirm he is cursed.

ALL you Muslims are practising insanity.
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Under Fire For Praising Tinubu Over What He Condemned Jonathan For by LtChisom: 8:47am On Sep 24, 2023
tonicyril:
Bro, I know my position is wrong but I can't help it but lash out at them....they have a faulty thinking faculty.

All through my life since I became eligible to vote I haven't voted once...I don't even have a voters card..
More so, u will never see me vote for APC....never, but I am a yoruba man.

But these an!mals won't tink deep, they will just generalise everybody into one basket tru tribalism and they are the one to first shout of bn victimised try tribalism...

They are an!mals...
No be pig rape your mama?
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Under Fire For Praising Tinubu Over What He Condemned Jonathan For by LtChisom: 8:46am On Sep 24, 2023
humberjade:
Just like an Igbo man, Peter Obi, swore never to leave APGA, but today, he has changed parties twice. Never you bring tribe to bad issues, every tribe is full of good and bad people, as well as, consistent and inconsistent people.
Was that the only thing he did?
How did it affect the country economics wise?
I am beginning to agree that an average APC/tinubu supporter has a pig brain.
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Under Fire For Praising Tinubu Over What He Condemned Jonathan For by LtChisom: 8:42am On Sep 24, 2023
sammirano3:
The useless Igbos up there are abusing Yorubas, yet the useless mods will ignore. Seun, continue dining with enemies.
So mod is dining with enemies, were you guys cursed by ethnic bigotry?
PoliticsRe: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by LtChisom: 8:39am On Sep 24, 2023
jrusky:
Eeewwooooo!!! Chineke!!! O boy how many time we have dared you obidients here and you all ran away like a cowards? Go and read all my comments pls I have no time to be repeating myself.

We dares you during primary we no see you cowards

We dares you when th result was announce for you morons to make mistake and protest you ran away, cowards.

We dares you all during swearing-in Eagle Square in Abj you cowards ran away.

We dares you during tribunal you bitch cowards dissapoeared.

Tomorrow again we are daring you to jump to the street and cause mayhem if dem born una papa wella. Oya, biko try it Iwe are challenge you and your follow kids of the beast dare s tomorrow let's see who go see road clear after the matter arising.

Mind you imm not from SW but born in SW and on this 2023 election I'm standing with SW, Tinubu and Sanwo 100% okwa ya?

Meet us tomorrow. Thanks.
Oga, how did you dare us and LP still won presidential in Lagos state, with all your daring men still mount vote and LP won in Lagos state.
Its like this your small miserable uneventful life you don kuku tire for am, we can still help you organise a meeting for you and devil in hell.
Please price, our bucket full for those we wan pay.
Be wise to remember that when Orders ceases to be orders, GP cries for blood. Na just one BB for you.
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Under Fire For Praising Tinubu Over What He Condemned Jonathan For by LtChisom: 8:27am On Sep 24, 2023
Kukutente23:
That's the problem with a lot of these guys from SE. You claim to condemn ethnic politics but you're doing the exact same thing.
I know a Yoruba Muslim who is very anti-APC be it Tinubu or Buhari
Such an individual if he sees what these guys write online will feel threatened at the thought of them taking power. That's the major part they fail to understand.
It's same with the Obi franchise. Do you know a lot of northerners were not necessarily against Obi in 2023 elections like so many of his brethren believed? But they couldn't vote him due to not being familiar with his person and background. What Obidients should have done is double down on their penetration into the north but instead they have reverted to tribalism. How do you convince a northern Muslim to vote Obi when you don't stop criticising them for voting their choice in the last election?
It's just nauseating
I guess they are buying fuel 50kobo /litre and a bag of rice there is 500 naira?

IT Is you guys that forced their mindset to characterise your whole tribe.

When I was in the east, I swear to God, I couldn't differentiate between the ethnic tribes except fulanis, every stranger I met I first communicated in English because I believed not everyone understood my language, I never believed that this thing called ethnic bigotry can ever physically manifest; it was in Lagos It struck me that a 65 year old man in an office environment during the elections couldn't Control his emotions and said they will kill Igbos when LP was pulling weight here, it is here every Yoruba expects you to understand their language, this same man comes to laugh in my front but kills himself behind me to hurt me, anyway he already shot himself on the leg and I Am 101% ready for any of his hypocritical moves, he may not survive the next one.
IT was your tribesmen who changed people like me to see all ya in same lime.
PoliticsRe: ‘Enjoyment Allowance’, Impeachment, Other Controversies Of Akpabio-Led Senate by LtChisom: 8:11am On Sep 24, 2023
Is it Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by LtChisom: 8:11am On Sep 24, 2023
jrusky:
E pain am

You go abuse taya. You go cry taya. Ndooh!!!

Go get handkerchief and bucket to dey store your tears against tomorrow. Ndooh!!!

I can understand the pain sorry Nnwanem.
Shey you dey come, we are waiting for you, no go run under your mama smelly kpekus shouting egbami ooo! Make sure you stand like a man wey you be.
CrimeRe: Uduak Adams Tortured By Mob In Surulere Over False Kidnap Allegation by LtChisom: 8:04am On Sep 24, 2023
If any one do this to me and I survive, I will find my way and poison their whole family mossad way.

IT is an eye for an eye, I know the people who will do this, the lazy owomida bastards who are envious of the results of her hard work.

One idiot tried it here, en daughter was in coma for 4 years before dieing and the man was already broke, let him continue, his grandson will soon be found under the tyre of a 911 as a wedge.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by LtChisom: 7:59am On Sep 24, 2023
AntiChristian:
This blow hit am for blokos o!
THAT is why prophet mohamed was exhumed by pigs and eaten by the swine, the idiotic bastard fake prophet was cursed.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by LtChisom: 7:56am On Sep 24, 2023
jrusky:
Ok, we are waiting for those Lagos is no man's land at the tribunal tomorrow I'm taking my flight thafternoon from Abj to Lag by afternoon, we will chase those sons and daughters of the beast called obidients out of SW completely.

"New Nigeria............." let's meet as planed.
Your whole generation have been cowards, why will you be different?
PoliticsRe: Tribunal To Deliver Election Petition Judgment For Lagos Monday by LtChisom: 7:55am On Sep 24, 2023
NA why that man dey buy plantain sef
PoliticsRe: NLC Mobilises Chapters For Total Strike, FG Plans Talks Monday by LtChisom: 7:54am On Sep 24, 2023
Wealthoptulent:
LP working arm to rest na
IS this all you can say?
PoliticsRe: NLC Mobilises Chapters For Total Strike, FG Plans Talks Monday by LtChisom:
When will these people understand that Nigeria has an unsolvable problem that came with carry come curse.

Some bastards opened their eyes to vote for a drug kingpin, who said he studied accountancy and had first class but running kity kata for his results not to show in public, someone who hired fake bishops, etc....

even this same people find funny and weird ways to support him, when the slowpoke goofs, instead of them to address it, they will instead find another point to attack you. Mind it is them this is hitting so hard but as far as it is one of them, even their old men like Soyinka the cultist didn't know when he started behaving like a kid because of gbegiri...

The best thing is for well meaning Nigerians to just leave the country in the auto pilot mode make en scatter finally.

See there is noting like palliatives or any plans for the average citizen, watch your executive, judiciary, legislative, security, etc and tell yourself the real hard truth... jonathan had plans when he removed subsidy and these group of senile idiots protested but the copy and paste urine dispensing bagman drunk on shepe and cocaine did it cos he had others say it and these senile buffoons now want us to see the rationality.
PoliticsRe: We Can Power 774 LGAs In Nigeria Within 24 Months – Prof. Emenike Ejiogu by LtChisom: 5:47pm On Sep 23, 2023
SpecialAdviser:
Nobody is talking about the 774 LGA funding Oga. Let him meet the UNN VC with proposal to make sure UNN has 24/7 electricity. Shebi charity begins at home. I drove through UNN in the night and the darkness I saw made me weep
Special adviser to illiterates and downtrodden.
PoliticsRe: We Can Power 774 LGAs In Nigeria Within 24 Months – Prof. Emenike Ejiogu by LtChisom: 5:45pm On Sep 23, 2023
1Dray:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/energy-security-we-can-power-774-lgas-in-nigeria-within-24-months-unn-don/
This my japanese prof, he is Igbo but did some of his post doctorate stuffs at Japan. He use to wear suit with googles all the time but very intelligent.

SO he is now the dean of Agbebites.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by LtChisom: 4:31am On Sep 23, 2023
Sugargul:
Very functional microwave : 10k
12.5kg gas cylinder with hose- 15k
Steel table top gas cooker -7k
Baby wardrobe: 15k
IS the cylinder taken and location?
PoliticsRe: Marketers Raise Alarm As Diesel Price Hits ₦‎1,100/Litre by LtChisom: 5:51pm On Sep 19, 2023
cool
CrimeRe: Man Accused Of Snatching Male Organ In Lokoja (Picture) by LtChisom: 5:32pm On Sep 19, 2023
How d F is dat possible?
FamilyRe: She Retaliated After Her Husband Cheated, She Is Now Suicidal by LtChisom: 3:33pm On Sep 18, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Abort ke? She can find a way to impose it on her husband and continue naw! Kai! grin
worthless ashawo kobo kobo, no wonder na only bad luck dey follow you around idiot.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by LtChisom: 3:19pm On Sep 18, 2023
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If I call this zebra scam now you'd start fighting.
PoliticsRe: Adebunmi Osadahun: Police Condemns Attack On Ondo Commissioner for Women Affai by LtChisom: 11:55am On Sep 18, 2023
Osibajo2023:
mad people from mad region. Leave Yoruba forum, go join Igbo forum
SO naira and na Yoruba forum, I pity your mama Toto I swear. You think if it is only Yoruba people like you that visits here that this place will still be surviving?
PoliticsRe: IGP Egbetokun Takes Security To Church (Photo) by LtChisom: 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
You obviously have problems with Islam so I can't help you. Just Google search will educate you that even on Eid ground, security details to top officers like IGP do not participate in the religious regimen
So that police security detail standing there is participating in the church service?
Bastard Islamic hypocrites with no aorta of shame whatsoever.
PoliticsRe: IGP Egbetokun Takes Security To Church (Photo) by LtChisom: 7:16pm On Sep 17, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
If he is there in his capacity as IGP then he will be there with the orderly.
Any Church that runs its doctrine based on the Bible recognize people like him and why has the orderly there. It's not only him but the office the office as well. If you are in doubt l, read Romans 13. The man behind him is not there for any other thing but to secure the IG, his Boss. The IG will retire one day then revert to not having the orderly behind him.


Lamentations have stated again. It is done everywhere in the world. The office is not for jokers and careless people.

In Japan, they learnt the hardest way from how their former PM Abe , their greatest living national figure and asset was murdered live on TV like a chicken by a disgruntled citizen because they are naive.

The IG will rather stay away from the event than become like the late Japanese PM. Check my signature for free stuffs!
Will you still be vomiting all these trash if it was inside the mosque that this happened?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Slams NDLEA For Inviting Naira Marley To Their Office by LtChisom: 8:41am On Sep 04, 2023
gabbytabby:
Even as a retired professional woman both in real life and online it has always been the Igbo man who has had the effontery and they always seem to go down this rabbit hole offen.

I can list at least 5 of them in the last several weeks alone some even claiming to have slept with my 80 plus mother. You are a totally disgusting and deplorable set of people. But it is what you do to your women folk in your villages and hence they always run away and the word on the street is that the Anambra women are starting to kill their men. A lot of Anambra widows full lekki.

Until you change your character deficit because a man born of a woman needs to protect the women around him you cannot lead anyone but yourselves.

1) Sucessmatters
2) Kwuoteyourfather
3) Kalakulu
4) Ltchisom

When I was growing up the gravest sin one can commit is to say your mama. Everybody go join mouth chastise you. Until the Igbo man started arriving back to Lagos and part of their teaching Yoruba Igbo is to say Otu nne gi nmirimiri.

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